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Rosencrantz

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I'm a Goddamned Father
« on: December 23, 2010, 05:32:31 PM »

Zachary Aiden Rude was born today at 1:34 pm! Both he and his mommy are doing fine. I don't mean to brag, but he's basically the best thing ever.



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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »

this is new

congratulations
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 05:45:51 PM »

Those arms!  He looks like a stout enough worker already, he will surely help in the fields when the harvest comes.

Congratulations.

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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2010, 06:00:53 PM »

Congratulations all around! Cigar time, no doubt!
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 06:07:00 PM »

Perhaps it would be more appropriate if he became a pipe fan.
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 06:21:06 PM »

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Zach Rude

it's just like my fanfic!

but seriously, congrats.
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 06:35:45 PM »

Hey, that's not fair, friday already has a cigar
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 07:01:59 PM »

Are you going to name him at least one #finalfight reference?
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 07:07:42 PM »

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it's just like my fanfic!

Oh man, I hadn't even thought of that. Final Fantasy Seveeeeeenn!  :khaaan:

Thanks, everybody!
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 07:37:05 PM »

I don't think I'll ever get used to the sight of babies. Regardless, congratulations.
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 07:45:05 PM »

Aiden?  Seriously?
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 07:57:21 PM »

Achievement Unlocked, I guess. Congratulations!
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2010, 07:57:49 PM »

Aiden?  Seriously?

I wasn't going to say anything, but

Apparently Aiden is a very popular name for babies nowadays. The wife is actually incredibly fond of it, but I don't like it one bit. I managed to convince her to use it as a middle name at best. For the record, I wanted William/Bill/Billy but she thinks it's too common.

You should call him William anyway.
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 09:35:13 PM »

HE'S ADORABLE.

TRAIN HIM WELL, FOR HE MUST BE WISE AND STRONG TO CARRY OUT YOUR EVIL WILL.

One of my longtime Internets Friends also called his kid Aiden. My friend is VERY METAL, so by his standards the kid's turned out very well so far:



I support and endorse your name choice.

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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2010, 03:01:30 AM »

Zach is a pretty good name. To wit: Zach Attack, Zach the LEGO Maniac, Zachsploitation, Zachyon particles, Great Teacher Onizacha, and many more.

As an added bonus, ZAR! He will appreciate his name when it comes time to purchase monogrammed luggage.
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2010, 07:42:20 AM »

Congratulations, Rosencrantz.  You've come a long way from the dude I spent like a weekend plus with sleeping on the apartment floor, and causing Roger to name his rival Dennys in Pokemon.
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2010, 08:14:25 AM »

Next one of us has to name his first son Haggar.
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2010, 08:48:16 AM »

And if it's a girl?
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2010, 09:07:52 AM »

Hagar is a woman's name in many languages :goodnews:
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Re: I'm a Goddamned Father
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2010, 09:15:31 AM »

It will ensure her a place in King Zarkon's hierarchy, if nothing else.
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