Topic: I'm a Goddamned Father (Read 2443 times)

Rosencrantz · « **on:** December 23, 2010, 05:32:31 PM »

Zachary Aiden Rude was born today at 1:34 pm! Both he and his mommy are doing fine. I don't mean to brag, but he's basically the best thing ever.

Detonator · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »

this is new

congratulations

Royal☭ · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2010, 05:45:51 PM »

Those arms! He looks like a stout enough worker already, he will surely help in the fields when the harvest comes.

Congratulations.

Joxam · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2010, 06:00:53 PM »

Congratulations all around! Cigar time, no doubt!

Brentai · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2010, 06:07:00 PM »

Perhaps it would be more appropriate if he became a pipe fan.

Friday · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2010, 06:21:06 PM »

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Zach Rude

it's just like my fanfic!

but seriously, congrats.

Ziiro · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2010, 06:35:45 PM »

Hey, that's not fair, friday already has a cigar

JDigital · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:01:59 PM »

Are you going to name him at least one #finalfight reference?

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:07:42 PM »

Quote from: Friday on December 23, 2010, 06:21:06 PM

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Zach Rude

it's just like my fanfic!

Oh man, I hadn't even thought of that. Final Fantasy Seveeeeeenn!

Thanks, everybody!

Büge · « **Reply #9 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:37:05 PM »

I don't think I'll ever get used to the sight of babies. Regardless, congratulations.

TA · « **Reply #10 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:45:05 PM »

Aiden? Seriously?

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #11 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:57:21 PM »

Achievement Unlocked, I guess. Congratulations!

Büge · « **Reply #12 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:57:49 PM »

Quote from: TA on December 23, 2010, 07:45:05 PM

Aiden? Seriously?

I wasn't going to say anything, but

Quote from: Rosencrantz on April 20, 2010, 07:49:25 AM

Apparently Aiden is a very popular name for babies nowadays. The wife is actually incredibly fond of it, but I don't like it one bit. I managed to convince her to use it as a middle name at best. For the record, I wanted William/Bill/Billy but she thinks it's too common.

You should call him William anyway.

Mongrel · « **Reply #13 on:** December 23, 2010, 09:35:13 PM »

HE'S ADORABLE.

TRAIN HIM WELL, FOR HE MUST BE WISE AND STRONG TO CARRY OUT YOUR EVIL WILL.

One of my longtime Internets Friends also called his kid Aiden. My friend is VERY METAL, so by his standards the kid's turned out very well so far:

I support and endorse your name choice.

Zach · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2010, 03:01:30 AM »

Zach is a pretty good name. To wit: Zach Attack, Zach the LEGO Maniac, Zachsploitation, Zachyon particles, Great Teacher Onizacha, and many more.

As an added bonus, ZAR! He will appreciate his name when it comes time to purchase monogrammed luggage.

McDohl · « **Reply #15 on:** December 24, 2010, 07:42:20 AM »

Congratulations, Rosencrantz. You've come a long way from the dude I spent like a weekend plus with sleeping on the apartment floor, and causing Roger to name his rival Dennys in Pokemon.

JDigital · « **Reply #16 on:** December 24, 2010, 08:14:25 AM »

Next one of us has to name his first son Haggar.

Büge · « **Reply #17 on:** December 24, 2010, 08:48:16 AM »

And if it's a girl?

Mongrel · « **Reply #18 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:07:52 AM »

Hagar is a woman's name in many languages

Büge · « **Reply #19 on:** December 24, 2010, 09:15:31 AM »

It will ensure her a place in King Zarkon's hierarchy, if nothing else.

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