Topic: THE MOST IMPORTANT CARTOON EVER MADE (Read 45999 times)

patito · « **Reply #220 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:19:20 PM »

Isn't whatshername the mayor's assistant from the powerpuff girls an adult. Granted you never see her face so that may limit the porn of her.

Also, adventure time also gets rule 34'd, I'd like to hear your opinions on that.

Büge · « **Reply #221 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:49:21 PM »

Quote from: Mothra on January 25, 2012, 04:14:01 PM

Well I mean, I expect that from any kind of mainstream cartoon aimed at kids and early teens where their first tentative steps in sexualizing the opposite gender are being drawn from female characters they feel like they know. I pray to god this is why Sonic wankdom is so staggeringly massive.

Also see: April O'Neil, Velma Dinkley, Gadget Hacketwrench, Kim Possible, Renamon.

Pacobird · « **Reply #222 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:55:14 PM »

Well, since I have creative drive but no ability, I an a dude that enjoys thinking about art and I actually have long thought there was an interesting article to be written on the Rule 34 phenomenon in general, viewed as a really crass and brazen example of art being transgressive and expressive of the individual over culture; i.e., on one level it's just really funny, but if somebody wants to express sexual longings through writing harry potter slash fanfiction and if they can, why shouldn't they? What is so sacrosanct about crassly commercial characters that we SHOULDN'T pretend they fuck?

I, however, am not the man to write this article.

Mothra · « **Reply #223 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:13:22 PM »

Quote from: patito on January 25, 2012, 06:19:20 PM

Also, adventure time also gets rule 34'd, I'd like to hear your opinions on that.

The Ecchi-Attack dudes are pretty sure that Marceline the Vampire Queen and of course Lumpy Space Princess will be the sexual awakening of the next generation.

One guy is utterly convinced that that scene from Go with Me where Marceline and Finn hunt, devour and capture a pack of wolves is a heated metaphor for fucking. It's hard to want to argue otherwise.

Mongrel · « **Reply #224 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:36:45 PM »

Classic · « **Reply #225 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:42:13 PM »

Marceline, PBG, Fionna, and of course, Lady Rainicorn, are obviously trouble for young boys.
They're meant to be trouble for young boys. Penn Ward basically said so.

Quote from: patito on January 25, 2012, 06:19:20 PM

Isn't whatshername the mayor's assistant

Her name is Sarah Bellum. You're welcome.

Büge · « **Reply #226 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Classic on January 25, 2012, 08:42:13 PM

Marceline, PBG, Fionna, and of course, Lady Rainicorn, are obviously trouble for young boys.
They're meant to be trouble for young boys. Penn Ward basically said so.

Then what does that make Susan Strong?

Classic · « **Reply #227 on:** January 25, 2012, 11:01:59 PM »

To please the furries.

A² · « **Reply #228 on:** January 25, 2012, 11:07:02 PM »

Quote from: patito on January 25, 2012, 06:19:20 PM

Granted you never see her face so that may limit the porn of her.

I wouldn't say never.

Doom · « **Reply #229 on:** January 26, 2012, 08:06:23 AM »

I think you guys are forgetting that the true power of the internet is the ability to unite and share like-minded sentiments at an accelerated pace entirely unknown of in History.

I like to imagine that from the dawn of time, mankind has been a ridiculously horny lot. People just had significant less free time and it's much harder to find lasting evidence of a pair of fine tits drawn on a papyrus sheet since a lot of those faceless dudes were probably dying of easily treatable things or being forced into slavery/wars. But I bet they did it, or they talked about it all the time like we do now. Like I'm imagining people trying to rule 63 Grendel and Beowulf or dudes talking about how hot the Wife of Bath was. Maybe a primitive hunter couldn't help but admire the elegant grace and poise of a cheetah he killed with a spear.

How many dudes jacked off to the thought of how dead is too dead to fuck Juliette? Let's get cracking, historians.

There's also a strong argument that maybe all these sentiments existed but they were kept under control by a good healthy dose of religious shame, since we also do live now in a nice perfect storm of open values, loose authority and The Internet.

Mongrel · « **Reply #230 on:** January 26, 2012, 08:42:43 AM »

Well, the behaviour of soldiers over the past thirty millennia hints that that's true at least for rowdy young males.

Büge · « **Reply #231 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:32:26 PM »

The Flim Flam Brothers pitch a monorail to Ponyville

Büge · « **Reply #232 on:** February 03, 2012, 07:02:20 AM »

http://derpyhoovesnews.com/hasbro-pressuring-welovefine-to-remove-derpy-merchandise/

Brentai · « **Reply #233 on:** February 03, 2012, 08:07:24 AM »

Oh, so someone finally decided that "Derpy" meant something they don't like. I was actually kind of waiting for that.

If I were King of Hasbro I'd rename the character "Learning Disability Hooves" and feature it prominently, then act all confused when more people got offended. "Isn't that the right way to refer to Derpy? What's your problem?"

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #234 on:** February 06, 2012, 08:16:37 AM »

new one's out

SHED.MOV

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #235 on:** February 06, 2012, 08:46:35 AM »

these are the closest I've come to watching MLP.

I'm okay with that.

Mongrel · « **Reply #236 on:** February 06, 2012, 08:51:45 AM »

Uhhh, is the new one SFW? (other than OMG PONIES I mean)

Quote from: Cthulhu-chan on February 06, 2012, 08:46:35 AM

these are the closest I've come to watching MLP.

I'm okay with that.

Hi-five pseudo pony-watcher.

Friday · « **Reply #237 on:** February 06, 2012, 08:57:05 AM »

If it's anything like the last one, it's totally SFW.

That is, if you think chainsawing off body parts and ripping out organs from a kid's show character is safe for work. Or watchable without feeling sick about the human race.

But you know, no tits.

Mongrel · « **Reply #238 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:22:58 AM »

Wait... there was chainsawing in the last one? Or this one?

The last one I saw was DRESS.MOV, which did have violence, but it was largely implied. The only really questionable stuff were the *ahem* unicorn pokes. That was still kind of worse than APPLES, which was perfectly fine. I asked because these uh... seem to be escalating.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #239 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:30:06 AM »

I think she was referring to this video:

Cupcakes

... Man, Rainbow Dash does not have any luck in these kinds of situations.

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