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Author Topic: The Party of the Century  (Read 67082 times)

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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #880 on: April 25, 2011, 02:28:53 PM »

Well, at least I managed to do everything I wanted to this game; namely, get the lightsabre in order to fulfill my original destiny as the retconned Ninja (and not incidentally to get as much mileage as possible out of Iczer-1 screencaps). Mission accomplished! Ninja out! :smokebomb:
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #881 on: April 25, 2011, 02:36:23 PM »

2. Vampire action are as follows:
1: scry zara
2: turn zara
3: scry guild
4: turn romo
5-end: DUNNO DAWG

Our last two scries were Kayma (who was being precociously quiet) and Laserbeing (because he would be the worst possible weretiger, had a great excuse, and would make a spectacular turn.) I sent Romo an e-mail when I was about to die suggesting some sort of plea bargain/fear mongering, but by then the mob had spoken.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #882 on: April 25, 2011, 03:03:50 PM »

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

AND YOU KILLED ME WHY DID YOU KILL ME

WHO KILLED ME
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #883 on: April 25, 2011, 03:05:25 PM »

I'm never playing werewolf with you idiots again
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #884 on: April 25, 2011, 03:13:05 PM »

Okay, Guild, since I promised you I'd do this.

When you talked to me, you told me you had me pegged as holding a power role right from my very first post. The problem is that Friday mistakenly sent me the wrong role message. I thought I was a vanilla innocent until after I made my second post in the thread, which is when I received her correction.

So your suspicion that I was the seer was all based on dumb luck.

You people. You fucking people. It was obvious that Niku was the weretiger from the moment the lightsaber failed on him. Nobody was exactly bending over backwards to defend him. If he were truly innocent, he'd have bought a different item; if he were a wolfpire, he couldn't have gotten enough votes to be lynched without somebody on his faction going along with it, and they'd have realized that being caught with that item would look more suspicious than not.

Only for some reason he successfully shouted down anybody who thought it was suspicious. Why, again...? Oh, nevermind.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #885 on: April 25, 2011, 03:18:09 PM »

So your suspicion that I was the seer was all based on dumb luck.

Sorry Bongo. That's how Guild actually works.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #886 on: April 25, 2011, 04:45:19 PM »

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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #887 on: April 25, 2011, 04:46:03 PM »

It was sort of a group decision on the part of the wolves to eat Bongo Bill. Looking back, I should have pushed harder for Niku's death, but it seemed like nobody was listening and I was getting tired of calling down the heavens to get people to listen to me.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #888 on: April 25, 2011, 04:46:28 PM »

Okay Niku it's okay you won just because of that.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #889 on: April 26, 2011, 04:08:26 AM »

uhuh don't be bitter obvious seer is obvious
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #890 on: April 26, 2011, 04:17:32 AM »

Really, Bongo, you may have given a false seer tell but that doesn't mean I rely on just one tell.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #891 on: April 26, 2011, 09:07:02 AM »

Remember kids, trying to make sense of G's comments is like panning for gold. You're likely to wind up lynched in a terrible desert town, at best, briefly mourned.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #892 on: April 26, 2011, 09:22:45 AM »

Remember kids, trying to make sense of G's comments is like panning for gold. You're likely to wind up lynched in a terrible desert town, at best, briefly mourned.

For example, the most, er, Classic kill-tell there ever was... Classic made it.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #893 on: April 26, 2011, 09:33:24 AM »

Okay, Guild, since I promised you I'd do this.

When you talked to me, you told me you had me pegged as holding a power role right from my very first post. The problem is that Friday mistakenly sent me the wrong role message. I thought I was a vanilla innocent until after I made my second post in the thread, which is when I received her correction.

So your suspicion that I was the seer was all based on dumb luck.

I already addressed this complaint. Sorry about your grapes. We both lost, so why so mad?

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You people. You fucking people. It was obvious that Niku was the weretiger from the moment the lightsaber failed on him. Nobody was exactly bending over backwards to defend him. If he were truly innocent, he'd have bought a different item; if he were a wolfpire, he couldn't have gotten enough votes to be lynched without somebody on his faction going along with it, and they'd have realized that being caught with that item would look more suspicious than not.

Only for some reason he successfully shouted down anybody who thought it was suspicious. Why, again...? Oh, nevermind.

This is a baffling argument. Why would anyone appear suspicious for having any item the bads want? Doesn't that mean they're just keeping it out of the hands of the bads? Your other argument is that nobody defended Niku so he was obvs. the Weretiger? That doesn't make any sense to me. Nobody defended me, and I was known by my team to be the Devil. I would not have defended Nex, because I knew he was a wolf. What?
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #894 on: April 26, 2011, 10:18:55 AM »

For example, this is the most, er, Classic kill-tell there ever was...
Really? Because that's my reaction whenever a major innocent role dies night one. Every single fucking time.

To be honest, I'm surprised Nex defended me as much as he did. I was afraid he'd wind up giving us both away.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #895 on: April 26, 2011, 10:57:31 AM »

I was trying to appear stupid enough to believe innocent-until-proven-guilty. It was my first game, after all. After I was outed as evil, though, the town should have just reread everything that happened before that and lynched both of us.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #896 on: April 26, 2011, 11:23:03 AM »

For example, this is the most, er, Classic kill-tell there ever was...
Really? Because that's my reaction whenever a major innocent role dies night one. Every single fucking time.

Probably. Mine too. I don't make a single-word post expressing said frustration, though.

Real townies try to fix what broke rather than lament. And again, return-to-the-scene syndrome.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #897 on: April 26, 2011, 04:28:12 PM »

Guild, you wouldn't have come to talk to me on day 1 if you hadn't already made up your mind that I was important.

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You people. You fucking people. It was obvious that Niku was the weretiger from the moment the lightsaber failed on him. Nobody was exactly bending over backwards to defend him. If he were truly innocent, he'd have bought a different item; if he were a wolfpire, he couldn't have gotten enough votes to be lynched without somebody on his faction going along with it, and they'd have realized that being caught with that item would look more suspicious than not.

Only for some reason he successfully shouted down anybody who thought it was suspicious. Why, again...? Oh, nevermind.

This is a baffling argument. Why would anyone appear suspicious for having any item the bads want? Doesn't that mean they're just keeping it out of the hands of the bads? Your other argument is that nobody defended Niku so he was obvs. the Weretiger? That doesn't make any sense to me. Nobody defended me, and I was known by my team to be the Devil. I would not have defended Nex, because I knew he was a wolf. What?

I just don't understand how it happened that people were suspicious enough to have him lightsabered, but then went on to swallow without complaint his extremely dubious excuse that he bought the item as a vanilla innocent. I don't understand how that happened.

All I know is that I knew either Niku or Romosome was the weretiger, and I couldn't do anything about it because I was dead.
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #898 on: April 26, 2011, 04:33:26 PM »

mmm

yeah i probably would have tried to turn you had i been a werewolf instead of devil

it might have beeeeen!

i know i know GG NIKU YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD :D
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Re: The Party of the Century
« Reply #899 on: April 26, 2011, 05:27:11 PM »

I just don't understand how it happened that people were suspicious enough to have him lightsabered, but then went on to swallow without complaint his extremely dubious excuse that he bought the item as a vanilla innocent. I don't understand how that happened.

All I know is that I knew either Niku or Romosome was the weretiger, and I couldn't do anything about it because I was dead.

Because that wasn't what saved me, what saved me was killing the first person who I could make the tiniest of compelling arguments about instead: i.e. the person people kept leaning on for no goddamn reason, after an extremely wishy-washy saber vote.

Also yes only bad people buy items herp de derp
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