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E3 2011
« on: May 04, 2011, 06:56:16 AM »

So what is everyone's predictions? I am thinking that about 70% of Sony's keynote is either going to be about their new handheld dealy or security. The rest of the keynote will be Uncharted 3 and probably Twisted Metal.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 07:04:27 AM »

Square Enix announces Final Fantasy XV. The trailer for it will go like this: POWEE ZOOM PAZOOM FLY WHOOSH POW KLANG KLANG AWOOOGA ZING "you're the only you that I care about" girl clutching her chest and maybe a mystical pendentZOOM BASH
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 07:06:57 AM »

Square Enix announces Final Fantasy XV. The trailer for it will go like this: POWEE ZOOM PAZOOM FLY WHOOSH POW KLANG KLANG AWOOOGA ZING "you're the only you that I care about" girl clutching her chest and maybe a mystical pendentZOOM BASH

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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 07:08:35 AM »

That is a funny way to spell Final Fantasy 13-3.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 07:09:40 AM »

Microsoft announces 0% loss of Xbox customer data.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 08:14:19 AM »

Announcing that is basically begging people to try and crack their shit.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 09:28:53 AM »

Microsoft can try and play up the security angle if they want but there is one very big glaring problem with that marketing strategy.

They are Microsoft.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 10:14:00 AM »

The biggest headlines will be Nintendo-related.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 06:25:12 PM »

I WAS thinking maybe Gabe will announce more integration of Steam onto the PS3 in the future thanks to the success of the Portal 2 launch but...

Yeah...
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2011, 01:58:17 AM »

I honestly think Gabe is set to announce Left 4 Dead 3 on PS3 with Steam support. I know you would be upset, but that would be great news to us L4D fans!

I want Episode 3 from them, more than anything.

My main predictions are God of War IV, NGP gets a date/price/launch lineup, and release date for The Last Guardian. There will be surprises, but I think they'll come from left field.

Nintendo is going to win the show with Project Cafe. New Super Smash Bros. and Zelda footage. That's all they need and people will fall over themselves. I think Project Cafe will be unconventional though...and even more so than the Wii was. It's going to be strange.

Microsoft will announce the Halo remake, Halo 4, Forza 4, more Kinect titles, and Gears of War 3 footage. We won't be surprised by any of it. Oh...and timed exclusive Modern Warfare map packs. Woot?
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2011, 04:11:07 AM »

Valve isn't going to appear at E3 at all.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2011, 06:20:15 AM »

I was told that Halo: Reach would be the last game in the series.

Of course, that would mean quitting while you're ahead, and nobody ever does that.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2011, 07:05:53 AM »

I was told that Halo: Reach would be the last game in the series.

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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2011, 07:48:45 AM »

I was told that Halo: Reach would be the last game in the series.

Of course, that would mean quitting while you're ahead, and nobody ever does that.

You're thinking of the fact that it was the last Halo game developed by Bungie.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2011, 08:09:01 AM »

Valve isn't going to appear at E3 at all.

You believe them about that? It's Valve.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2011, 08:55:08 AM »

Valve doesn't lie, they're just never on time. They have told media outlets to stop e-mailing them about meetings because they aren't going to be there. That's industry speak for "We're not fucking coming, stop calling"
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2011, 08:01:33 AM »

I heard a rumor that Sony's conference is going to be 5 hours long.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2011, 08:32:25 AM »

4 of those hours will be apologizing.
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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2011, 01:47:47 PM »

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Re: E3 2011
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2011, 07:30:02 PM »

I think Project Cafe will be unconventional though...and even more so than the Wii was. It's going to be strange.
Are we talking about the same Wii here? Because in retrospect all of those crazy innovative versions of our favourite games we were promised were the ones released on the Gamecube, in stark contrast to the bog-standard games the Wii got.

Wind Waker vs Twilight Princess
Super Mario Sunshine vs New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Mario Kart Double Dash vs Mario Kart Wii
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat vs Donkey Kong Country Returns

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I really hope Nintendo decides to just go batshit again this generation. For all the potential behind the Wii Nintendo never really seemed to want to do anything crazy with their hard-hitters.
I hope to see more Pikmins and less Wii Fits this gen.






Hilariously enough the only time I really thought to myself "yes, I could not imagine playing this with a standard controller" was when I was playing a port of a Gamecube game.
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