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Author Topic: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do  (Read 3101 times)

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Tie a necktie.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 09:18:01 PM »

beat super metroid
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 09:26:23 PM »

find the clitoris
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 10:19:03 PM »

Cook at least one full course meal. Also make a proper omelet.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 03:13:26 AM »

Change a tire.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 03:58:21 AM »

Enjoy The Blues Brothers.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 04:08:50 AM »

Dance even a little.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 04:16:56 AM »

Fuck.. well Brent sorta covered this... so, drive a standard (Manual) transmission vehicle.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2011, 09:22:24 AM »

Dammit Malikial I was seven for seven!
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2011, 10:16:47 AM »

Ride a bike.

Swim.

Read and write at what would be considered at least a high school level. You laugh now, but you would be surprised.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2011, 10:25:28 AM »

No, actually we don't laugh and aren't surprised. Have you HEARD of the american public school system?
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2011, 10:26:39 AM »

Or the Canadian one, for that matter.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2011, 10:41:40 AM »

Fuck.. well Brent sorta covered this... so, drive a standard (Manual) transmission vehicle.
same dif
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2011, 10:44:30 AM »

Fix a wiring and plumbing issue that takes less than 10 minutes and one tool to solve

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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2011, 10:58:40 AM »

Standard car maintenance.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2011, 11:10:50 AM »

Fuck.. well Brent sorta covered this... so, drive a standard (Manual) transmission vehicle.

Fuck that. Do they even make manual anymore in non-specialty vehicles?
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2011, 11:26:48 AM »

Read and write at what would be considered at least a high school level.

Especially when composing e-mails and forum posts.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2011, 11:28:56 AM »

Yes. Trucks for instance, need the use of low gears for towing. Also, my car has to be ordered specifically in automatic if you want it, but then, its a sports car so.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2011, 11:49:11 AM »

For that matter, not everybody drives.
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Re: Things grownups should be embarrassed to not know how to do
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2011, 11:51:44 AM »

I would say a tow truck is very much a specialty vehicle.  Hardly anybody will ever need that.

Also every automatic transmission has first- and second-gear-only settings anyway.
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