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Poll

DO YOU FAVOR THE BLUE GIRLS

Oh man totally hot!
- 9 (24.3%)
Oh man totally hot, but only because I have a blue girl fetish.
- 3 (8.1%)
Oh man totally hot, but only because I have a monster girl fetish.
- 3 (8.1%)
DO NOT WANT
- 6 (16.2%)
DO NOT WANT, and I even have a monster girl fetish!
- 2 (5.4%)
I would fuck Rebecca Romjin and I do not care what makeup she is wearing
- 7 (18.9%)
Guild
- 7 (18.9%)

Total Members Voted: 37


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IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« on: June 20, 2011, 08:33:47 AM »

SCIENCE WILL DETERMINE WHAT NERDS LIKE

This is in reference to Mystique's "natural" form

Obviously Mystique is everyone's dream girl because she can look like whatever you want but imagine if she couldn't shapeshift at all for the purposes of this poll
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 08:38:46 AM »

Non-lesbian females: replace every instance of "Mystique" in this thread with "Nightcrawler"
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 08:45:52 AM »

what is this skin-tagged smurfette shit
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 08:47:53 AM »

I do dig the fantastically exotic ladies.

Although I prefer Green to Blue.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 09:16:32 AM »

I guess there is a difference between the scaley movie Mystique and the comic one where's she's just some hot chick with blue skin.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 09:22:41 AM »

I miss Spram. He'd say something wacky.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2011, 09:45:13 AM »

Blue is one thing. Scaley blue is another.

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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 09:52:23 AM »

Skin is important.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 11:49:35 AM »

I'm open minded and more importantly she's probably kind of desperate.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 12:07:28 PM »

The boards agree.

We rather fuck Guild.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 12:10:53 PM »

Blue is fine.  But movie Mystique looks like she's peppered with leprosy scars or something.  Nobody wants a tit to have the texture of sandpaper.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 01:31:31 PM »

I can't pick both blue girl fetish AND monster fetish this thread is RACIST
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 01:51:53 PM »



FUCK.
YES.
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 02:07:29 PM »

Yes, but that's comic Mystique, not movie Mystique.



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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 02:11:17 PM »

Yes, but that's comic Mystique, not movie Mystique.

friday did not specify so i chose the correct one
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2011, 02:24:02 PM »

pussies
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2011, 03:12:20 PM »

STAMOS!
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2011, 03:56:48 PM »

ITT we confirm smurf psoriasis is gross
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2011, 04:39:11 PM »

Honestly, I'm not sure why they went with the scaly version instead of the classic look, other than an excuse to have Rebecca Romjin run around stark nakers the whole time.

Also



What is up with that gun it has like three scopes
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Re: IS MYSTIQUE HOT OR NOT
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2011, 05:14:04 PM »

One for short-range, one for long range and one that puts moustaches on everyone.
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