Topic: Shit [Units of Time] (Read 23752 times)

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #200 on:** September 25, 2012, 12:28:24 AM »

so i was browsing /b/ on 4chan and i found a gif (note hidden for a reason) [spoiler]of maggots crawling out of a man's urethra[/spoiler]

i don't think i want to be on the internet anymore

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #201 on:** September 25, 2012, 02:01:35 AM »

like i mean, i understand that it was /b/

but still

jesus fuck

my innocence

Catloaf · « **Reply #202 on:** September 25, 2012, 07:00:11 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on September 25, 2012, 12:28:24 AM

so i was browsing /b/ on 4chan and i found a gif (note hidden for a reason) [spoiler]of maggots crawling out of a man's urethra[/spoiler]

i don't think i want to be on the internet anymore

The very concept of that makes me lament having an imagination.

R^2 · « **Reply #203 on:** September 25, 2012, 07:10:14 AM »

I'm told maggots are used in some medical treatments to remove dead flesh, since they can't/won't eat living tissue. Maybe the guy just had

uh

gangrene

on his

...prostate...

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #204 on:** September 25, 2012, 07:26:34 AM »

WHAT PART OF HIDDEN FOR A REASON DON'T YOU FUCKS UNDERSTAND

Mongrel · « **Reply #205 on:** September 25, 2012, 07:47:23 AM »

Sooooo, I think I'll change the topic!

The guys at work were going to do paintball and everybody got all excited. I haven't played in about five years because city paintball (i.e. indoors, paying through the nose for everything) is total shit. But I do still have all my old gear. Like, I have at least three full sets of equipment, plus like five CO2 tanks and a bunch of extra stuff, mods, barrels, etc. Yeah, I was That Guy.

So I got all excited and even went out and bought a nice new barrel I'd meant to buy a long time ago.

Then they cancelled, because not enough people are going to show.

This about sums things up:

Nickasummers · « **Reply #206 on:** September 25, 2012, 08:36:17 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on September 25, 2012, 12:28:24 AM

(note hidden for a reason) [spoiler]of maggots crawling out of a man's urethra[/spoiler]

Isn't it interesting how no matter how much you warn people they will still look?

Mongrel · « **Reply #207 on:** September 25, 2012, 10:12:08 AM »

Büge · « **Reply #208 on:** September 25, 2012, 01:42:30 PM »

Catloaf · « **Reply #209 on:** September 26, 2012, 10:58:21 AM »

Back on topic...

Fucking ~~changes in the seasons~~ (EDIT: I think I'm coming down with something). It's messing with my fragile/semi-volatile mental state and making me, while very capable of almost autistically focusing on single-task type work, unable to concentrate/pay attention to larger problems and/or outside stimulus. Or if I can, I'm overcome with an extremely thick fog of apathy towards it and have a hard time getting myself to choose to pay attention.

Brentai · « **Reply #210 on:** September 26, 2012, 11:25:50 AM »

I know it's cliche, but you really can break any large problem into a collection of small non-contiguous tasks. Doing that is pretty much how I've been dealing with all the major shit that's been popping up everywhere lately.

(Seriously, I have spreadsheets.)

Classic · « **Reply #211 on:** September 26, 2012, 12:54:01 PM »

What brent said. I just need to actually apply that shit.

Classic · « **Reply #212 on:** October 01, 2012, 11:40:48 AM »

Quote from: Classic on August 28, 2012, 06:24:11 PM

Today I felt enough discomfort coming from what could be a hernia that I feel like I need to revisit the current doctor-recommended strategy of crossing my fingers.

So yeah, it's surgery on the 19th barring any new revelations (like I'm secretly pregnant or anemic).

Büge · « **Reply #213 on:** October 01, 2012, 11:51:30 AM »

Awww, Classic's gonna be a mommy!

Classic · « **Reply #214 on:** October 01, 2012, 11:57:58 AM »

This should cost significantly less than that, but I guess I'm going to have some titanium staples right around my wang region.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #215 on:** October 04, 2012, 05:22:11 AM »

Well, thank God for the Internet. I had some bloodwork done the other day, and I just got a letter in the mail telling me that my results were abnormal. First thought: diabetes. Anyway, I tried calling the doctor's number, but I was sent to voice mail. So I'm holding some documents that say there's something wrong with my blood and I can't get into contact with the person who sent them to me. I'm... a little freaked out. I'm sure it's nothing. OH GOD OH GOD I HAVE AIDS DON'T I.

Thanks to the magic of the Internet, though, I was able to figure out that I had a little too much bad cholesterol and not enough good cholesterol. Fucking letter got me freaked out over almost nothing.

Rico · « **Reply #216 on:** October 08, 2012, 12:19:20 PM »

Waiting for the test results but it looks like my girlfriend probably has endometrial cancer. At 27.

Classic · « **Reply #217 on:** October 08, 2012, 01:07:04 PM »

Fuck.

Büge · « **Reply #218 on:** October 09, 2012, 06:21:31 AM »

Damn. Sorry, Rico.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #219 on:** October 17, 2012, 05:26:31 AM »

Bluh, got in a car wreck. I'm fine enough, but the front end took a pretty good hit, she's leaking oil. Thankfully, I never got around to lowering my coverage.

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