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Author Topic: Shit [Units of Time]  (Read 23753 times)

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Ted Belmont

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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #220 on: October 17, 2012, 06:49:09 AM »

I briefly pondered lowering my coverage, but after seeing the way people drive in San Diego(I've had more near misses in the 9 months I've been here than in the entire 11 years I've been driving), I've actually increased it.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #221 on: October 17, 2012, 06:55:56 AM »

Fun fact: the worst drivers in the U.S. are not Asians or Old People. It's Rich People.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #222 on: October 17, 2012, 07:00:29 AM »

What about rich, old, Asian people women ha ha you guys I am so funny
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #223 on: October 18, 2012, 07:43:09 AM »

I'm sick today.

So fucking what, you ask?  Well, it bugs me.  I've always been kind of prone to diseases, but when I moved to L.A., I stopped getting sick.  Period.  And it lasted the entire two years after I moved back to right-beside-the-train-tracks in San Juan Capistrano, too.

Now, almost immediately after moving to Rancho Santa Margarita, I'm getting sick again, like 2-3 times each Winter.  I want to say it's because the air here is too good - that I'm not being inoculated against basically everything all the time anymore - but RSM's air quality index is only 2.8, so it ain't that.  (Btw, Thad - stay in Arizona.)   Maybe I've turned my house into a germ warfare horrorfield, but I'm pretty sure this place is still cleaner than my old otaku room or the bedroom I shared with my near-terminal sister.  Maybe I'm just getting old.

Either way, I'm no longer immune and I hate it.

[Pretend I could actually find a YouTube of Arnie punching out a car window in Last Action Hero and being surprised that it actually hurts like hell.]
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #224 on: October 18, 2012, 08:15:06 AM »

My first guess is molds.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #225 on: October 18, 2012, 08:17:08 AM »

SPIDERS BITING BRENTAI WHILE HE SLEEPS.

AGNGNGNGN :3
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #226 on: October 18, 2012, 08:24:35 AM »

:fuckyou:
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #227 on: October 18, 2012, 09:07:06 AM »

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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #228 on: October 18, 2012, 09:14:36 AM »

Just need to say in public that, yes, that is inches away from me having to ban Buge.  But it's not there.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #229 on: October 18, 2012, 09:52:04 AM »

Because of the site, the picture or the spiders?
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #230 on: October 18, 2012, 10:49:56 AM »

Hmmmmmmmmm... I haven't clicked on that link yet, but I suspect it may not be SFW.

Especially if it's the source for Brent's new avatar.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #231 on: October 18, 2012, 11:32:00 AM »

It's technically SFW.  Like my avatar*.

But yeah if either one is making you nervous around your boss, let me know.


* The source is definitely not.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #232 on: October 18, 2012, 12:50:40 PM »

Yours might make someone nervous if they could see they text from more than foot away (no my boss is not that closed, but work is relaxed enough that I can have the forums up during working hours and not have anybody care), so I think you're good.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #233 on: October 24, 2012, 11:45:03 AM »

Today I felt enough discomfort coming from what could be a hernia that I feel like I need to revisit the current doctor-recommended strategy of crossing my fingers.

So yeah, it's surgery on the 19th barring any new revelations (like I'm secretly pregnant or anemic).

There were new, potentially costly revelations and now surgery is on the 5th of Novermber.

I remembered to post about this because someone may have given me tainted chocolate buttercream cake.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #234 on: October 24, 2012, 12:54:57 PM »

I... don't quite know what to make of that.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #235 on: October 24, 2012, 01:08:52 PM »

I also ate some of the cake before I realized it tasted a little boozy, had small amounts of mold on it and finally threw it out.

I'm not sick yet though, so maybe I'm spared!
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #236 on: October 24, 2012, 01:52:12 PM »

And then Classic gets fungal meningitis.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #237 on: November 02, 2012, 10:25:40 AM »

Ugh, I stupidly did a search for the nearest dentist to my house.  I keep blissfully forgetting that I live across the street from Orly Taitz's office, and then being reminded of it.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #238 on: November 02, 2012, 10:51:16 AM »

What if she's actually a really good dentist?
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #239 on: November 02, 2012, 11:16:58 AM »

Nah, the reviews all seem to be in agreement on the point of "OH GOD WHY DID I GO TO A DENTIST WHO I KNEW WAS INSANE AGGGGHHURGHLBURHLGHURKhurkglukguhhhhhhhck".
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