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Author Topic: Shit [Units of Time]  (Read 23763 times)

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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #240 on: November 05, 2012, 07:11:37 PM »

Back from the hernia repair.
It turns out I'm a complete bitch.
Didn't pass out except for when I was supposed to though, so that's a win.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #241 on: November 05, 2012, 07:21:26 PM »

Congratulations on surviving!

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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #242 on: November 05, 2012, 07:26:42 PM »

Did they let you keep the herniated bits?
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #243 on: November 05, 2012, 07:30:39 PM »

It was a laproscopic (sp?), so I don't think it was possible for them to remove any tissues.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #244 on: November 07, 2012, 07:08:02 PM »

Was able to take a shower today!
Unfortunately, after the shower I was so exhausted and in pain from swelling that I fell asleep unclothed and uncovered for about 2 hours. That's good.
Fuck.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #245 on: November 22, 2012, 04:56:21 PM »

And so I step back into the insanity echo chamber that is my sister and mom together for the weekend. At this point I've managed to deal with basically all of it, but it has been one of the biggest annoyances of my life that my literally mentally insane sister's word is the one my mom will take, and spread to everyone they know.

Today's fun: I pick my sister up from the train to take to our cousin's for Thanksgiving. On the way there she can't get the map on her phone open and I make a wrong turn. She follows up by telling me a very correct turn from earlier is where I started making mistakes. Three loops later she's yelling at me every time I try to pull over and look at the map and keeps taunting me that it's not her fault "I wanted to drive around in circles".

We get to our cousin's house and my sister disappears for half-an-hour. She comes in, everything is fine. End of the night and suddenly our other cousin's husband is driving her home (more than an hour out of his way). I get home first to my mom yelling at me about how she already knows what happened. I'm apparently a maniac that was trying to drive into trees and going around in circles (I seriously shit you not this is coming from my mom as a quote from my sister) to find a place to kill her, and as such obviously a giant asshole who "seriously fucking needs help".
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #246 on: November 22, 2012, 05:18:56 PM »

Well, you could always kill them.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #247 on: November 28, 2012, 03:59:58 PM »

okay, so, i crushed my right index finger today and had to get three stitches in it. my middle finger got squished a little, too, but not as bad. typing this is a pain in the ass with my ring finger.

anyway, my mom came to pick me up, but they towed her car, so my brother had to come pick us up.

so that was my day, today.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #248 on: November 29, 2012, 04:55:55 AM »

Busted right elbow, though not very badly. Doop de doo I'm a genius.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #249 on: November 29, 2012, 01:12:39 PM »

The lidocaine is finally starting to wear off in my finger, and now it just kind of hurts all over. I can't really even bend it
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #250 on: November 29, 2012, 03:56:14 PM »

I remember the aftermath of my third (and final) ingrown toenail surgery. When the drugs wore off it felt like my toe was continually being twisted in a red-hot vise for hours on end. I went dizzy when I looked at it because my brain couldn't reconcile its relatively intact appearance with the intense sensation of burning and crushing.

I wouldn't dare attempt to compare various types of pain, but pain in the extremities sure is its own kind of bitch.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #251 on: December 05, 2012, 09:36:57 AM »

Nothing like sticking a toothbrush as far down the back of your throat as you can to dredge up the last pools of infected stagnant blood.

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BLIGHTED BLOOD!!!

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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #252 on: December 05, 2012, 10:00:22 AM »

Be honest. CanDo you apply a Ys track to every event in your life?
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #253 on: December 05, 2012, 10:38:01 AM »

So for the past week, I've had an obnoxious cough/blocked nose.
This shouldn't be a problem but for the fact that coughing and sneezing basically represents another kick to the mesh that got inserted.

On the plus side, the swelling in my testicle has gone down and is generally mild now. Yay for that.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #254 on: December 05, 2012, 12:01:06 PM »

So for the past week, I've had an obnoxious cough/blocked nose.

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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #255 on: December 11, 2012, 04:54:10 PM »

My mother is suffering, for lack of a better word, brain damage due to chemotherapy. It's affected her mood, her emotions, everything.

I am watching my mother deteriorate right in front of my eyes. Turn completely hostile and petty to her own family and be straight up mentally incapable - physically incapable - of stopping it.

Is there a "Shit lifetime" topic
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #256 on: December 11, 2012, 05:18:01 PM »

... typically we just sort of corral that into Shit Days thread.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #257 on: December 11, 2012, 11:00:32 PM »

Shit [Units of Time] are for things that more qualify as "First World Problems" or "The Petulant Bitching of the Entitled" though I'm certain you're not the first poster to confuse it for a thread to vent about actual suffering.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #258 on: December 11, 2012, 11:39:16 PM »

I'm not sure there's a distinction between the threads anymore because at some point several of us confused the two and just posted whatever in the one or the other.

I wouldn't worry about it. There are enough shitty times for the membership of this board that we can keep a doubled thread going with ease.
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Re: Shit [Units of Time]
« Reply #259 on: December 12, 2012, 12:19:15 AM »

I always figured Shit Days to be just that, a day gone wrong, whereas Shit [Units of Time] were for extended periods of shittiness, possibly of an indefinite nature.
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