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Author Topic: I have a real job  (Read 1794 times)

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I have a real job
« on: July 06, 2011, 10:14:15 PM »

and therefore spend all my time on the internet, but not necessarily the bits i like

when Google wills it (sometimes we get next to no traffic for long stretches) my website www.ticketwebsitehq.com makes a bunch o' money.  mainly for my boss.

but i have money too!  remember how i used to cry and beg, well, those days are sort of over

LD and I are moving into our very own sort of place which is basically a studio on the back of a garage.  but the 42" LCD TV will keep me warm at night i'm sure

i love you all dearly and will write to you soon

also: jesus, Watchtower is an OP card, i don't care what anyone says

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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 10:30:35 PM »

Did anyone else half-expect this would be a trick topic with a photo of Kazz's ass?
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 10:32:14 PM »

i love you kazz come back

kazz! come back kazz!

kazz!

kazz!

come back! mother wants you! I know she does!

come back kazz!
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 11:00:54 PM »

Did anyone else half-expect this would be a trick topic with a photo of Kazz's ass?

I still have a shitty computer that crashes if it tries to load more than a hundred or so images on a page. So no, I was not specifically afraid of his ass.

Good for you Kazz.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 12:13:01 AM »

good job kazz


also watchtower is good but it's nowhere near as op as tournament
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 12:18:28 AM »

Kazz can we have an updated picture of your ass at this important junction in your life?
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 05:26:43 PM »

I still have a shitty computer that crashes if it tries to load more than a hundred or so images on a page.

...displaying the same picture a hundred times is entirely different from loading a hundred pictures.

Anyway.  GL Kazz.  I still don't have a real job but I have a job, at least.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 06:06:21 PM »

I used to think that, but the way it hurts my ability to browse isn't immediately differentiable.
I actually think that happened once, and my machine just gave up on loading all the images and decided that the requests weren't being filled.

It maybe has some problems.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 04:04:24 PM »

Yeah...I don't have one anymore. I work at a used game/movie/cd store now. :/ It's fun, but I miss money. Is contentment really the ultimate goal?
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 04:15:05 PM »

No. The Ultimate Goal is death by space dogfight while having sex with hot blue-skinned alien chicks.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2011, 04:23:58 PM »

I would prefer to ignore the blue chick and survive the fight.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2011, 04:29:14 PM »

That's not an option.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2011, 04:31:29 PM »

I would prefer that my passing from this world not take place while being raped, thanks.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2011, 04:35:34 PM »

That door closed when Brentai got access to your IP address.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2011, 05:34:07 PM »

No. The Ultimate Goal is death by space dogfight while having sex with hot blue-skinned alien chicks.

If you want to win the dogfight, you're supposed to arm the Ultimate Weapon twice, then wait 'till you're down to one crew and take 'em with you.

Unless you're really horny that is.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2011, 10:28:56 AM »

Telling me you guys can't operate a ship while having sex? Can you even tie your shoes in the morning?

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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2011, 10:33:16 AM »

Tying your shoes while having sex is a whole different beast.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2011, 10:34:15 AM »

Depends on which part of your body you're having sex with. :suave:
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2011, 12:13:04 PM »

Telling me you guys can't operate a ship while having sex?

Paging Captain Kirk to the bridge. Captain Kirk, please report to the bridge.
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Re: I have a real job
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2011, 12:44:22 PM »

Kirk would never have sex on the bridge!

The Enterprise always comes first.
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