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Farting
« on: May 25, 2008, 01:43:45 PM »

Is it okay to fart?

Is it okay to fart near friends?  Near family?  Near your significant other?  Near total strangers?

Farting is natural and often necessary.  However, it is also loud and smelly.  This is the nature of things.

Let's discuss farting.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 01:51:22 PM »

Are you kidding me?!
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Re: Farting
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2008, 01:52:10 PM »

He who smelt it, Bongo.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 01:56:42 PM »

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Re: Farting
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2008, 01:57:56 PM »

Kazz, you are such a colossal dumb sometimes :3
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Re: Farting
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2008, 01:58:02 PM »

If you can keep it going, it's fucking awesome. If you can do a fart walk, in which you fart with every step you take, girls will like you. If you are a girl and you fart walk, lesbians will like you.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2008, 02:17:36 PM »

I fart loudly and copiously while in the presence of other males of my social group, but only when in open air. Inside, the fumes become quite noxious, and I attempt to "hold". Sadly, others do not always do the same.  :ohshi~:
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Re: Farting
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2008, 02:42:30 PM »

farts = funny

this is the number one rule of comedy

the number two rule of comedy is that poop = funny
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Re: Farting
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2008, 03:35:21 PM »

Never fart near your boss, especially when delivering good news. Doing so will erase any browie points you may have scored for finishing your work in a timely fashion or benefiting the company with your skill or cunning. Especially if your farts are VERY smelly... like mine.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2008, 03:38:30 PM »

What is it that makes farts more potent, again?  Is it meat, or vegetables?
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Re: Farting
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2008, 04:14:22 PM »

Vegetables are what a farting pro relies on.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2008, 04:17:15 PM »

I never fart

It's a waste of vespene gas and I need me some muts
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Re: Farting
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2008, 04:36:41 PM »

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Re: Farting
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2008, 05:49:07 PM »

My farts aren't that noisy or smelly these days. I need to eat more cabbage and garlic.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2008, 06:13:52 PM »

You ever just... you ever just fart so much in one day that you start to smell like burning tires?
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Re: Farting
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2008, 06:40:48 PM »

My secret is out. Wario's down B has nothing on this shit right here. :fukit:
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Re: Farting
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2008, 06:41:11 PM »

My old boss on the USS Fletcher (one of those husky kids who's farts are always noxious) knew of an air vent at butt-level that fed fresh air to the meeting room all the FC Chiefs would hold their meetings in. One day he dogged down the hatch while they were all in there and ripped a massively smelly fart. After about ten seconds we heard much furious banging on the hatch and let me tell you, we were rolling.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2008, 06:47:00 PM »

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Re: Farting
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2008, 07:29:19 PM »

the first night i ever spent with my lady, she farted the pokemon center theme. I have never had an issue of fart comfort since.
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Re: Farting
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2008, 07:50:43 PM »

And God, I thank you for a lover that absolutely hates Pokemon.  Amen.
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