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Lottel

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DEAD
« on: July 17, 2011, 11:45:17 PM »



This is you. You seem like a happy chap. A bit forgetful, maybe, seeing as you can't remember your name.




You also appear to be dead. You're not sure how that happened either.





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WHY NOT, EH? I've got time, a tablet, and no self-esteem. I should be able to do this.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 12:30:50 AM »

First things first, attempt to regain contact with the ground. We can't do anything without friction to propel ourself.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 12:53:19 AM »




You land on the ground, which is apparently made of clouds. Or they're sufficiently cloud-like. Your feet sink into the ground slightly.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 01:37:08 AM »

Well, let's see. It's the beginning, so you might as well check your inventory. And what *do* we remember? Also, check you body for signs of how you died, kind of Bruce Willis in the end of the Sixth Sense.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 02:27:09 AM »

Examine that round thing above your head.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 03:35:43 AM »

EAT CLOUDS
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2011, 06:07:25 AM »

Eating clouds is a stupid thing that stupid people do.
Also maybe we could stand to have a little self-esteem. Just a little. I mean, our body is made up of two basic closed shapes! That's good, right?
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 07:29:09 AM »

EAT CLOUDS
Eat through the clouds to see what's underneath.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 08:17:08 AM »

Quickly retrieve arms from safe.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 08:19:55 AM »

Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

If you guys insist on consuming our footing now that gravity seems to effect us, at least make a point of not standing in the hole we create.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 08:28:39 AM »

Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

He's already got... well, he's got one of them.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2011, 02:21:40 PM »



You give yourself a thorough pat down. It seems all you have are these plain white clothes and this... halo?









You try to remember anything at all about what happened before you got here. Nothing came to mind.






In your frustration you leap at the ground



You bite it. Maybe biting it and eating it will refresh your memory! The fist waving and growling is just to make you feel better, though.



It tasted awful and now your stomach feels funny.

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Re: DEAD
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 02:34:16 PM »

Look around for more landscape or objects to interact with. What's that ladder thingy? Climb it!
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2011, 02:43:55 PM »

That would be my poor, quick attempt at an inventory!
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2011, 02:46:20 PM »

#climb inventory
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2011, 02:53:28 PM »

Look for the pearly gates!
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2011, 03:35:47 PM »

Become God.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2011, 03:51:12 PM »

Look around to see where we are! If there's nothing noteable about our surroundings, then try looking off the edge of the cloud or CAREFULLY digging down a short distance to see if you can see what's below. If it's too deep, CLOUD FORT
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2011, 04:21:24 PM »



Oh look. There was a door behind you the whole time. It has a peculiar inscription written on it. "NOT AN EXIT."
Well that's a bit odd.


And there's that door over there in the distance, apparently. It's got a star on it.





Closer look shows not only the door isn't connected to anything, but the cloud seems to go on forever. Or at least far enough you can't see the edge.  Of course, you've never seen a cloud from this side before, so you're not entirely sure what the edge would look like.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2011, 04:57:22 PM »

What do you see if you look up?
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