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Re: DEAD
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2011, 04:57:35 PM »

If it's not an exit, it's obviously an entrance. We should check it out to see if we can gain entry to a place that's more interesting.

I still say we should generate some self-esteem somehow. Maybe pocket some clouds. Or make a pocket of clouds for our stuff and wear it as a jaunty satchel.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2011, 06:54:14 PM »

Kick down star door. Declare that you are the Morning Star.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2011, 06:56:55 PM »

EAT DOORS
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2011, 06:59:43 PM »

Ted, stop thinking with the lower brain and do more thinking with the lowest brain. More door kicking, but stars doors are more dangerous I think. They could have invincibility.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2011, 07:30:58 PM »



You look up. It's kind of hard to comprehend. It makes your head feel all funny.

So you hatch a plan.





You're not sure what that was supposed to accomplish but it felt good anyway.

You may not be able to remember anything, but you are fairly certain you've learned something about yourself. You're kind of an idiot, you start to think.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2011, 07:47:10 PM »

To be fair, you do have a cacophony of voices in your head. You could be a bit of an idiot, or just plain crazy.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2011, 08:08:44 PM »

Close the subspace door. Then reopen it.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2011, 09:36:43 PM »

Close door, open door, roll through door and shout "I AM LONELY ROLLING STAR"
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2011, 08:18:16 PM »

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Re: DEAD
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2011, 10:16:25 AM »

Well, you ate a cloud. Maybe you should see what your Halo tastes like.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2011, 11:42:17 AM »

No way, there are no replacement halos. Leave it be. For all you know, we need it later on to disable a bad guy by throwing it like a frisbee or bending it into shape to use it like a lockpick.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2011, 01:38:24 PM »

He just said taste it, not swallow it.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2011, 01:58:04 PM »

Look, if you guys are really fucking concerned about us being hungry, let's gather up some clouds for the road. Shit.

Seriously. Let's gather up some clouds. Maybe make a nice inventory bag out of them.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2011, 03:09:32 PM »

I'm just saying: that halo might be chocolate.

You never know.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2011, 04:16:11 PM »

Don't bite it, just give it a lick.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2011, 04:18:31 PM »

Oh god BITE IT BITE IT
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2011, 04:51:37 PM »

Lick it sexually
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2011, 05:04:35 PM »

I know that players hijacking a DM's story into a totally random direction is a positively ancient RPG session problem, but I wonder if Lottel could have possibly anticipated the direction this is going.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2011, 05:53:55 PM »

If I didn't, I wouldn't have done it here.
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Re: DEAD
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2011, 08:57:23 PM »

So is this, uh, you know... *points to thread title*
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