Thanks to all for the offers of temporary lodgings; those have been taken care of now, and I have a tiny... tiny space within which I will meticulously inventory every item which I have ever owned. Okay, not literally, but to give you some idea, my first NES is down here in this junk pile somewhere, and eventually I will have to look at it and decide whether to chuck it or attempt to transport it to whatever new permanent location I find (that one won't be much of a decision, but the rest of the stuff from that era is much more vague.)
That said, I will probably have my eye out for something permanent for perhaps many months (seeing as how I now have to somehow pay quarterly taxes after butchering my tax account to cover the rest of the rent), so if the situation arises, keep me in mind, y'all.