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[Guild]

During the night there were no deaths at last.

Didn't seem to stop the Cap'n's trials, though. On pain of death, we go on. We think he's lost his damn mind.

Votecount 14 - Start of Final Day

Classic
Nickasummers
Lottel

With 3 alive it's 2 to lynch.

[Lottel]

Well...
This is thoroughly disappointing.
I was kind of hoping we would have been innocent victory.

Shit guys. Now what?

[Nickasummers]

As I said yesterday, Classic is the one I am most sure is innocent, that only leaves one option for today. Lottel

[Lottel]

Ardus said suspected you yesterday, Classic said suspected you yesterday. Was I the only one who didn't suspect you?
Really? Oh man.
Here's egg on my face.
Nickasummers

[Classic]

Nickasummers was the victim of my abilities last night. So barring a huge mistake in the interpretation of my role card, I think the innocents win?

[Nickasummers]

Im an idiot for not attempting to shave lottel when i posted, so I take half credit for our loss. Well played lottel. Or if the bad is classic, very well played.

[Classic]

Night's not on. You could still try it.

[Lottel]

Go for it.

[Guild]

Congratulations, Lottel!

You are the Serial Killer. Each night you can kill one player. This kill is unblockable except by the Little Girl, who waits to post once before dying and knows two players who didn't kill her. You may choose not to kill if you wish. There is a 25% chance (based on a 1d4 roll) that someone else in this game also knows there is a Serial Killer. The little girl thinks there are only wolves.

Lottel saw this PM, but there never was a Little Girl. The Little Girl was thrown in to give him pause before killing during the endgame. Lottel played an excellent game, here. He WAS on every wagon! Nicka and Envy and Ardus all noticed, but too late to do anything. His bloodthirst was cool and calm most of the time.

Welcome to Closed Werewolf Epsilon, Ardus!

You are the Young Werewolf. Kayma is the Old Werewolf. The two of you can communicate via PM at your leisure. You don't know who the other werewolves are or may be, but each night you may 'check' a fellow crewmate to see if they are a werewolf, and from then on, if they are a wolf, you can communicate with them via PM at your leisure. You can't kill at night because you haven't got your biting fangs yet. You win when your team, the werewolves, equals or outnumbers the other living players at dawn, or when nothing can prevent that from happening. Good luck!

Ardus didn't come clean about being a wolf. Even when doing so would have WON him the game, he kept his mouth shut. From my end, it was impressive. Ardus, you were aware that you'd been shaved. Why didn't you confess? I suspect it's because YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT IN WEREWOLF!! ha ha well... WIFOM! it works for EVERYONE in mafia. hahahah i'm hopefully laughing with you here

Welcome to Closed Werewolf Epsilon, Kayma!

You are the Old Werewolf. Ardus is the Young Werewolf. The two of you can communicate via PM at your leisure. You don't know who the other werewolves are or may be, but each night you may 'check' a fellow crewmate to see if they are a werewolf, and from then on, if they are a wolf, you can communicate with them via PM at your leisure. You can't kill at night because you haven't got your biting fangs with you. You win when your team, the werewolves, equals or outnumbers the other living players at dawn, or when nothing can prevent that from happening. Good luck!

These guys were a great team! And even when Kayma was turned back into an inno he didn't out his partner. That's loyalty! Under such extreme conditions, I have no idea what I would have done, but I thought Kayma handled it well.

Welcome to Closed Werewolf Epsilon, Nickasummers!

You are the Tenor Barber. Each day, at any time, you may shave one person. If they were a werewolf, they become innocent like you! You don't know if it worked or not, however, so you'll just have to hope. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Excellent handling of his role. Bravo, Nicka. Nicka was by far the town's MVP. He figured out that there were two bads left and pretty much called the shots for the last few moves of the game.

Welcome to Closed Werewolf Epsilon, NexAdruin!

You are the Baritone Barber. Each night you may shave one person. If they were a werewolf, they become innocent like you! You don't know if it worked or not, however, so you'll just have to hope. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Nex also had excellent powers management and because of him and Nicka, all wolves were shaved.

Welcome to Closed Werewolf Epsilon, Envy!

You are the Guardian Angel. As long as you live, alignments are revealed upon death. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Good luck!

Ouch on this one for the town. This was a worst-case scenario for the town.

Welcome to Closed Werewolf Epsilon, Classic!

You are the Werewolf Shaman. You think you are town unless a werewolf scries you. Each night you can lock down a player so they can't use their powers. You win when your team, the werewolves, equals or outnumbers the other players at dawn, or when nothing can prevent that from happening. If you are never scried by a wolf, you only ever see your innocent role PM. Good luck!

The werewolves had a good 25% chance to win this game, and a good 75% chance of becoming a nerf to the town by being 'shaved wolves' who count as innocents. This large nerf was because this game really was always Lottel versus Everyone. And he did admirably, I might add.

Welcome to Closed Werewolf Epsilon, Caithness!

You are the Necromancer. As long as you live, powers are revealed upon death. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Good luck!

When NexAdruin died, Classic was locking down Caithness, so it also looked like Caithness' power was Nex's, making Caith a liar. This was the other half of the Disaster that made the Worst Case Scenario worse. The other half was Classic's weird lies about his role and for some reason ignoring the PMs I sent him saying he was a shaved werewolf. Classic, wtf? Negative karma for you until you explain yourself young man.

Good game everyone else. Thanks for playing!

Classic follow me into my office...

[Lottel]

I was on every wagon, but so was the majority of everyone else! That's how wagons work.
And to be fair, I started like half of them. It's not being on a bandwagon if I vote first, right?


Also, what happened last night?

[NexAdruin]

It was extremely frustrating for me when it got down to Ardus, Classic, Lottel, and Nick. There was enough information there to lynch Lottel, but instead of acting like Town trying to find The Bad you acted like individual bads trying to screw each other over. Good game, Lottel.

[Guild]

Unfortunately, my biting fangs havent grown in yet. All I can do, or so it appears, is check "Wolf: y/n" on one person per night and can communicate with them if they are a wolf.

This power is... dangerous. It at least explains why not all the wolves know each other.

That said, there are only 8 of us. Nicka only has maybe one more day to hit with that power, assuming no wolf deaths.

Also, with 8 players, there can't really be more than 3 wolves, since we'd win automagically.

The name of the game for us at this point is to find that other wolf, or at least not kill him, and definitely not get killed ourselves.

Can you nightkill? I seem to have left my biting fangs at home...

Kayma-

I would like to know your take on Nick's powers. As I do not exactly know your powers, I dont know what you can do or how this should be handled.

I think Night 1 shall hit fairly soon. Brainstorming slightly ahead of time could be advantageous, especially considering there doesnt seem to be much suspicion towards either of us.

I look forward to your reply.
-Ardus

Interesting. looks like our biggest danger might be the other wolf. Anyway, my power is the same it would seem. Captain Guild, can we both attempt to scry wolf at night, or is it considered a team action?

Shave Kayma.

Locking down Caithness

Good fucking golly this game is going by faster than I can keep up with.

Considering Nex had cream and razors in his cabin, he was most certainly a barbor... at first I thought maybe Nick was faking the role, but he'd have no way to know of guild's flavor. Ergo, there were two barbers.

That said, yeah, I'm checking Classic. A changing of win condition would break this game, IMO

Night 2 actions:

Here is a small piece of the data I have collected!
Players:
Kayma - greaterWerewolf
Ardus - LesserWerewolf
Nicka - (nonwolf)
NexAd - (nonwolf)[DEAD]
Caith - (shaved)[DEAD]
Envy  - [DEAD]
Lotte -
Class - (shaved)

Im gonna send a message to check Lottel. I think we should assume shaving doesnt change win conditions and check classic anyway. If it strips him of any wolf powers but doesnt change win conditions, Classic will still be marked as a wolf.

Repeating: Ill check Lottel. Classic is the only other person who could still be a wolf, which i assume you will check?

Sup Classic?

As you might've guessed since you're getting this PM, I used my wolfy scry to see what you really are.... or were, as the case may be. Looks like you've been neutered a bit.

No need to freak out, though. You see, it turns out there were two barbers in this game; one that shaves at night, and another that shaves during the day. Nex hit me before he was killed... which, I'm assuming, was your handywork?

At any rate, as it stands now, we are just two innocents who happen to be able to communicate secretly. I think we've got some things to talk about.

Shitty I'm fucking lazy version follows.

#cleanshaven on espernet

Oh, uh, I'll need a FULL transcript and Classic you can still change your target for a while. You can't, Kayma. Sorry.

Session Start (#Classic:#cleanshaven): Mon Aug 29 22:59:45 2011
[22:59] *** #cleanshaven: Classic_ @Kayma
[22:59] *** #cleanshaven was created on Mon Aug 29 22:59:24 2011.
[22:59] Classic_: Whatup Pimpmasta K?
[23:00] Kayma: Just keepin it real, Classy
[23:00] Classic_: And suddenly "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" is stuck in my head.
[23:00] Kayma: I apologize profusely
[23:00] Classic_: I'm certain it's not your fault.
[23:01] Kayma: So, I'm operating on good faith that GUild can be taken at his word, and that we, being shaven, are now on team inno
[23:01] Classic_: Yeah,
[23:01] Kayma: I am the Old Wolf. My partner is Ardus, the Young Wolf. We can't night kill, but we can scry for other wolves. Once found, we are free to communicate with them
[23:01] Classic_: I think we have to at this point.
[23:02] Classic_: OK.
[23:02] Kayma: And you? Any wolf partners? Special powers?
[23:02] Classic_: That's interesting.
[23:02] Classic_: You only scried that I was a wolf?
[23:02] Classic_: What exactly were the results of your scry?
[23:03] Classic_: And what were your victory conditions, exactly?
[23:03] Kayma: My investigation revealed that you were a shaved wolf (explicitly it said this), making you a normal innocent who wins when threats to town are eliminated
[23:04] Kayma: The previous day I investigated Nicka. He was not a wolf
[23:04] Classic_: ...
[23:04] Classic_: He was not a wolf?
[23:05] Classic_: ....
[23:05] Classic_: Kayma.
[23:05] Kayma: You're being awfully quiet here man
[23:05] Classic_: Are you- You're sure that Ardus is a wolf?
[23:05] Classic_: OK. Look.
[23:06] Classic_: My special powers let me do information gathering of my own and there are serious discrepancies between your reports and what I've got.
[23:06] Kayma: That's... troubling.
[23:06] Classic_: Yeah.
[23:06] Classic_: See why I'm all quiet left and right?
[23:07] Kayma: Are you able to night kill? Did you off Nex?
[23:07] Classic_: In fact, no.
[23:07] Classic_: My powers do not, to my knowledge, night kill.
[23:07] Kayma: What is your role called, out of curiousity
[23:07] Classic_: Shaman.
[23:07] Classic_: I was never a wolf.
[23:08] Kayma: hah. Brilliant
[23:08] Classic_: Hm,
[23:08] Classic_: You haven't turned in your night action yet?
[23:08] Kayma: My night action was to investigate you
[23:09] Classic_: Past tense.
[23:09] Kayma: Yes
[23:09] Kayma: I was told what I was told, and given permission to PM you
[23:09] Classic_: How... fascinating.
[23:09] Kayma: There has to be another power in play here
[23:10] Kayma: Did you investigate Ardus? Did you not find him to be a wolf?
[23:10] Classic_: Or Guild is lying en-masse.
[23:10] Kayma: He might be
[23:10] Classic_: No. In fact I did not investigate Ardus.
[23:10] Kayma: But I specifically made sure it was OK to contact you, so you at least are supposed to appear to me as a wolf
[23:10] Classic_: I targeted Nicka.
[23:11] Kayma: And?
[23:11] Classic_: He shows up a bad.
[23:11] Kayma: A generic bad, or specifically a wolf?
[23:11] Classic_: Or rather, the report is that our victory conditions do not coincide.
[23:12] Classic_: So- I'm not sure.
[23:12] Kayma: Ok... that at least makes some sense
[23:12] Kayma: He may be an SK or some other baddie
[23:12] Kayma: I'm a bit perturbed that you're not a wolf...
[23:12] Classic_: That's not what you should be perturbed by.
[23:13] Classic_: I think-
[23:13] *** gg has joined #cleanshaven.
[23:13] Kayma: HIDE THE SHIT
[23:13] Classic_: HIDDEN.
[23:13] * gg LOOKS AROUND
[23:13] *** gg has left #cleanshaven.
[23:14] *** gg has joined #cleanshaven.
[23:14] Classic_: Heyo.
[23:14] gg: so what're we talking about
[23:14] * gg popcorn
[23:14] Kayma: how fucking mental you are
[23:14] Classic_: We're talking about that, yeah.
[23:14] Kayma: This shit is bananas
[23:14] * gg chomp chomp nod
[23:15] Classic_: Basically, our scries and personal information contradict each other.
[23:15] gg: howso?
[23:15] Classic_: g, did you already process my targetting?
[23:15] gg: not yet
[23:15] gg: giving you time
[23:15] * gg waves hand vaguely at the rules
[23:15] gg: i give everyone vague time extra after they read
[23:15] Classic_: So I'm wondering if I should target you or Ardus to see whose scry is more accurate.
[23:16] Classic_: What's your thoughts Kayma?
[23:17] Kayma: Guild, do I count as an innocent or a wolf for purposes of matching/outnumbering townies and ending the game? (pm this to me if it's privildeged I guess)
[23:18] gg: question answered
[23:19] Kayma: So classic. YOu're sure you're not, like, a wolf
[23:20] Classic_: As sure as anyone can be what with Cap'n mental steering this insane asulum,
[23:20] Classic_: Stupyd U key.
[23:21] Kayma: Alright. So I'm going to operate under the assumption that there exists at least one non-wolf, non-town faction.
[23:21] Kayma: I had intended to turn on Ardus the next day, but maybe we should continue to use him to find the other bads.
[23:21] Kayma: I guess NIcka could be some kinda of Sweeney Todd?
[23:22] Classic_: I'm planning on calling for his gruesome murder.
[23:22] Kayma: Whatever. Point is, I could get you in on the PM train with Ardus and I, but when he realizes us that we equal or outnumber everyone else, he may get suspicious.
[23:23] Kayma: Maybe it doesn't matter at this point. Who knows.
[23:23] Classic_: I wouldn't tip the old boy off.
[23:24] Kayma: I can either tell him I foudn you were a wolf and get us all talking, or tell him you came up not wolf.
[23:24] Kayma: I'm just not sure it makes sense not to tell him. We're running out of possibilitie
[23:24] gg: y
[23:24] gg: erp sorry dropped keyboard
[23:24] Kayma: SHUT UP YOU DEMON
[23:24] Kayma: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
[23:25] Classic_: You know what?
[23:25] Classic_: You could just tell him that I'm shaved, don't count as a wolf, but still win when you guys do.
[23:26] Classic_: That's plausible, gives a reason I should be on the "team" but explains why we haven't won yet.
[23:26] Classic_: It's basically Wolves V. Vampires but with no innocent team.
[23:26] Kayma: Works for me. I'll let him know what I found, and include you on the PM
[23:26] Classic_: Sounds good.
[23:26] gg: let's be clear, ardus and classic cannot pm each other
[23:26] Kayma: OH REALLY
[23:26] gg: OH YEAH
[23:26] Kayma: I GUESS NOT HUH
[23:27] Classic_: No reason you couldn't send us batch PMs.
[23:27] Classic_: Is quoting other player's PMs illegal?
[23:27] Classic_: I don't think that's against the rules.
[23:27] gg: Yes but i've been lenient this game
[23:27] gg: since caithness broke the rules a couple times :/
[23:27] Classic_: THaaat fuuuuucker.
[23:27] Kayma: that... that.... that MONSTER
[23:27] gg: it's illegal to quote the role pm
[23:28] gg: but you can PARAPHRASE
[23:28] Kayma: modkill retrospectively IMO
[23:28] gg: don't worry i gave caithness what-for
[23:28] gg: VERBALLY
[23:28] Kayma: That's hot.
[23:28] Classic_: Anyway, where were we?
[23:28] gg: yes it was warmer than normally comfortable
[23:28] Kayma: What were your other night actions?
[23:29] Classic_: Hm?
[23:29] Kayma: Who else dfid you scry or whatever it is you do
[23:29] Classic_: Oh, gave Caithness a scry first night. He was a double fucker.
[23:30] Kayma: I do not know what that means
[23:30] Classic_: I'm glad he's dead.
[23:30] Kayma: Ardus checked Nex. He died before we knew if he was a wolf per say, but had shaving cream in his cabin or some shit.
[23:30] Classic_: Ardus was last night.
[23:31] Classic_: Which makes it seem likehe's a night shave guy.
[23:31] Kayma: Is that right
[23:31] Classic_: I would assume so.
[23:31] Kayma: So your power made Ardus out to be a Night Barber?
[23:32] Classic_: Hm?
[23:32] Classic_: No no.
[23:32] Kayma: Or did you mean Nex?
[23:32] Classic_: Your comment about Nex's flavor text.
[23:32] Kayma: Oh, yeah. Thank god. I almost quit right there
[23:32] Classic_: I didn't have anything to add so I recapitulated the statement in painfully obvious terms.
[23:32] Kayma: Yeah, seems Nex was Night Barber.
[23:32] Kayma: That's cool, I'm down with repeating
[23:32] Kayma: What did Ardus seem to you?
[23:33] Classic_: Wait, what?
[23:34] Kayma: You said "Ardus was last night"
[23:34] Classic_: Sorry. I swapped Ardus and Nicka.
[23:34] Classic_: I'm targeting Ardus tonight.
[23:34] Kayma: Understood. So Nicka's win condition did not jive with your own
[23:34] Classic_: Because I want to figure out whose scry is accurate and who's got bad role information.
[23:34] Classic_: Right.
[23:35] Classic_: I'm not allowed to quote, but my victory condition seems innocent aligned.
[23:35] Classic_: And implies that there's more than just wolves.
[23:35] Kayma: As does mine, since my shaving at any rate
[23:35] Kayma: I'm inclined to believe there are Wolves, Barbers, and Innocents at this point
[23:35] Classic_: But there's also my role.
[23:36] Classic_: Which come to think of it, I gave the name exaclty.
[23:36] Kayma: Uh huh. Is your role not, strictly speaking, innocent?
[23:36] Classic_: Hm.
[23:36] Classic_: Gonna re-read that shit.
[23:36] Kayma: by all means
[23:37] Classic_: Huh!
[23:37] Classic_: Innocent appears not once in the PM.
[23:37] gg: you guys are both innocent
[23:37] gg: :)
[23:37] Classic_: Oh Thanks.
[23:38] Classic_: I guess then that "Shaved Wolf" is equivalent to innocent.
[23:38] Kayma: So it would seem
[23:38] Classic_: So it could be that your scry is... "accurate" and mine is busted.
[23:39] gg: You win when ...
[23:39] Kayma: Whatever. Point is, me and you classic, we're killing bads. That's our job. Bad killers.
[23:39] gg: read that bit and that's town/innocent same word
[23:39] Classic_: I thought we were consensus builders.
[23:39] Classic_: We build consensus.
[23:39] Classic_: .. To murder bads.
[23:40] Kayma: Sure, that. FOr what it's worth, Ardus had planne dto scry Lottel tonight. I don't know the results of that. Maybe he's having some sort of pow-wow with him right now
[23:40] Classic_: Makes sense.
[23:41] Kayma: I'm going to report to ardus that I found you, you're a shaved wolf, and that you "win when the wolves do, but count as an innocent"
[23:41] Classic_: Sounds like a plan.
[23:41] Classic_: Lottel is an extremely suspicious dude.
[23:41] Classic_: What with his black hole power source and his anime harem.
[23:42] Kayma: Lottel ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
[23:42] Kayma: For tomorrow, I think you or I should make a case against Nicka and get him axed, assuming your scry on Ardus isn't batshit crazy
[23:43] Classic_: I don't actually follow anything even remotely R&B
[23:43] Kayma: If it is, well, we'll figure something out
[23:43] Classic_: Yeah, it'll be edifying.
[23:43] Classic_: Well, good night.
[23:43] Kayma: It's be nice to get some edification
[23:43] Kayma: Night Classy. Stay as such
[23:43] * Kayma kicks Guild in the grill
[23:44] Kayma: kayma OUT
[23:44] Classic_: Word.
[23:44] *** You have been disconnected. Mon Aug 29 23:44:35 2011.
Session Close (#cleanshaven): Mon Aug 29 23:44:48 2011


Session Start (#Classic:#cleanshaven): Mon Aug 29 23:50:16 2011
[23:50] *** Mode change "+nt" for channel #cleanshaven by availo.esper.net.
[23:50] *** #cleanshaven: @Classic_
[23:50] *** #cleanshaven was created on Mon Aug 29 23:52:00 2011.

[Guild]

Lottel dropped Classic's limp body onto the deck and tossed the bit of rope he'd strangled him with to the waves. He turned, pulling his knife to approach the Captain's quarters.

Little did he know Captain Blackbeard had more than once sailed a small ship alone.

As the serial killer pushed the door open, a crack split the night air and he dropped to the deck, dead. Captain Blackbeard put his gun back in its holster and spat. "Bloody charismatic devil. Had us all fooled. To davey with yer."

The End

[Lottel]

So Classic locked down my powers because... he thought I was a wolf?
Weird.

Also, wow. That day three was murder. The entire time I was kind of freaking out. I think this showed a bit. Of course, I was running on two days with no sleep and by the time night rolled around, I had had a few drinks so that didn't help.

But good game guys. I don't regret the order of any of my kills. So glad I saved Kayma for later, as it looked like his talking to Classic really saved my bacon towards the end.

[Guild]

Night before last, Classic locked down Nickasummers, preventing all targets on or by him. So Lottel's attack failed. Then you all killed Nicka.

Last night, you were locked down by Classic so that you couldn't use your powers, but since it was just you and him at dawn, you won, since when it's just you and him you can choke him to death without anyone stopping you.

[Lottel]

ALSO, MY BIGGEST FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE WHOLE GAME IS THIS:

WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL THESE KITCHEN KNIVES COMING FROM?


EDIT: ON HIM OR BY HIM. Ah. Gotcha. Didn't read that carefully.

[Guild]

lottel.... YOU ARE THE COOK!

[Guild]

DUN DUN DUN

[Guild]

you tried spatulas but everyone was just getting annoyed with you instead of dying

[Kayma]

If I had the good sense to realize that the Barbers were, in fact, innocents rather than Team 3, I *maybe* could've orchestrated a town win. I did not.

Also don't really think a wolf win was likely here. I hurt a little.


ADDENDUM:

so classic

what uh

what were you up to there, dude