So now the bank DOES give me a big splash screen telling me to upgrade to the new system when I log in.
It doesn't work. Clicking on the link just reloads the same page. (And I have all the scripts on the page enabled.)
I DID manage to find the correct page by switching to Spanish, clicking through, and then changing "es" to "us" in the URL.
Have to set up a new account, using these password requirements:
* Minimum of 6 and maximum of 10 long
* Alphanumeric
* Must include at least 1 number
* Case sensitive
* No special characters like @#$%^&*()
* No spaces
* Cannot be same as any of last 5 passwords you have used
Boy it sure is lucky I've only got like $15 left in that fucking account, because those sure are totally unacceptable limitations on a bank account password!
Oh and I can't fucking copy-and-paste a username or password. Which deserves its own "unforgivable sins of UI design" entry, as it makes it a pain in the ass to use a password wallet. (Apple does that shit too.) I understand the reasoning (you don't want lusers leaving their passwords on their clipboard), but it's a pain in the ass.
And then the fucking security questions, which of course are all things that anyone could answer by Googling me, if I answered them honestly instead of making shit up.
And then an E-Mail verification. That gives me a validation code. No link, just a code I have to type, because THAT field won't let me paste into it either. The verification code gets asterisked out, which is a fucking stupid thing to do with a one-time verification code.