Topic: Bitch School (Read 2280 times)

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:50:08 AM »

PS Fill the spray bottle with your urine to establish your pack order.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:52:00 AM »

Quote from: Friday on October 12, 2011, 11:24:15 PM

I am convinced tiny yapping dogs are god's actual punishment for our sins. I have talked to the people who own and profess to love them; they have not actually ever proven to me that they are human and not loose skins filled to the brim with malicious centipedes.

Lottel · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:53:36 AM »

Spraying her face makes her pee! I'll spray my dad.
And no. I'm not peeing on my mothers dog. YOU pee on her.

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A good amount of those people are evil, you can't deny that.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:58:17 AM »

I don't like my secrets being told to the whole interworld :(

Classic · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:20:51 PM »

The real problem I have with training small dogs is that unless they're smart enough to figure out when I'm upset and they should do some submissive displays I basically have to use some manner of corporal punishment. But they're small dogs. They're less than 5% of my mass. I could probably break them with a particularly withering glare.

Friday · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:25:39 PM »

I actually like a lot of small dogs (I have one myself, she's a rat terrier). Corgis are great and one of my favorite breeds ever.

It's only when they fucking yap all the time that the centipedes come into play.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:30:10 PM »

Ugh, corgis are my dream dog.

Mongrel · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:24:05 PM »

You guys almost have it. See, it's not the size of the breed, it's the intellect. A lot of small yappy dogs have been bred as toy dogs for years now.

Brentai · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:33:29 PM »

Not even that; a big yappy dog is pretty fucking annoying too. Small dogs are just more genetically inclined to bark a lot.

Basically, the more noise the bitch makes, the more you gotta yank on her collar until she learns.

Brentai · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:34:56 PM »

Wait I just said exactly what the last 10 posts said with more cutesy misogynistic bullshit, didn't I?

Lol, I'm Brentai.

Ziiro · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:35:45 PM »

Thread split/merge into misogyny thread

Thad · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:07:17 PM »

I've got a better idea!

Ziiro · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:12:36 PM »

Stay classy, Thad.

Doom · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:20:42 PM »

Under 15 lb dog owner here.

How young is the dog? What you train is what you get and if it's too late...

I was too young to care at the time and my mom/step-dad did what they bothered to do... well I'm just lucky my dog is submissive/quiet when I let him know I'm angry, only spontaneously barks for genuine new stimuli(somebody is at the door!) and has a thing for snapping at feet that enter his personal space(obvious solution: don't step on dog.) Unfortunately he never learned formal potty training so the best solution here is to walk him frequently, let him out into the backyard in between a few times, and just clean shit up when it happens.

He also developed I think a total dependence/pack lead mentality with me once I was the only one walking, feeding and playing with him 95% of the time. Coordinate your efforts with your dad, fast.

Lottel · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:26:30 PM »

Ten points to the first person who complains about his girlfriend or when ~~guild~~ someone wants to complain about girls not acting the way they want.

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She's few months old. She's getting better about things. Like now she goes to the door when she has to pee. Of course, sometimes that's too late but hey. And she's biting me less! Now it's only when my face is close to her or if my hands are hanging off something.

I just can't handle her barking. Augh.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:39:02 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on October 13, 2011, 02:24:05 PM

You guys almost have it. See, it's not the size of the breed, it's the intellect. A lot of small yappy dogs have been bred as toy dogs for years now.

The problem I have with this link is that different people have different definitions of intelligence when it comes to dogs. Sometimes it's based on how easy it is to train the dog, and sometimes it's based on how well they can learn individual words. Other times it's based on how easily they can solve puzzles and problems. So.. most breeds can be considered highly intelligent or highly stupid depending on who you are.

Mostly unrelated, do you think it's alright to feed large breed dog food to my 3 and 4 pound dogs? They fucking love it, and I have about 20lbs leftover from my great dane foster. The difference in protein is 28% (small breed food) and 2.5% (large) and the difference in fat content is 3%.

Büge · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:00:07 PM »

I remember how my grandparents got a dog and they'd feed it bacon and hash browns and pan scrapings from breakfast.

Eventually the dog resembled a bear.

R^2 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2011, 06:06:37 PM »

Quote from: Stush on October 13, 2011, 11:01:09 AM

Quote from: R^2 on October 13, 2011, 10:27:23 AM
My rule of thumb is that any dog under 15 pounds is basically a rat.
Fixed

My girlfriend has a rat. The rat is better than any cat.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:03:35 PM »

Well, if it's a pet, then it's probably not vermin, unless it is a tiny dog?

Guild · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:25:06 PM »

But they usually do what I want, so...

Can I still have 10 points?

You know what, I don't need them.

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