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Author Topic: World of Warcraft: Mists of FOOLISH SAMURAI  (Read 10891 times)

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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2011, 06:51:30 AM »

DotA, Murderball, and Payload.  I might actually care about battlegrounds.  :allears:
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2011, 09:55:36 AM »

And the Dota battleground is in Azshara Crater of all places, the fucking battleground that time forgot.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2011, 01:20:43 PM »

I have a friend who has played World of Warcraft for years and years. We told him about the new expansion last night.

He would have literally flipped the table if we had let him. For the rest of the night he just kept yelling "Six years! Six fucking years!". Basically, Blizzard has finally convinced him to quit - not from neglect, but with a new expansion of bullshit.

(A friend joked that Blizzard had to end the game somehow.)
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2011, 01:23:43 PM »

It turns out that pandas are going extinct because the majority of the human race is projecting an Ork-like psionic hatred belief field upon them.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2011, 02:08:46 PM »

Nah, they're just so goddamn delicious
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2011, 02:12:38 PM »

They won't fuck while people are watching. Pandas are going extinct because they're prudes, and picky besides.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2011, 02:16:29 PM »

It's interesting how polarizing this expansion is for a lot of people. I'm reading a lot of blog sites and comments about it and it either brings out the "Smart ideas all around" or "Fuck this shit I'm fucking done"
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2011, 03:04:32 PM »

i'm mostly in the first category but really, pokemon?
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2011, 03:25:55 PM »

Hunters have been playing pokemon the whole time.

True story.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2011, 04:23:52 PM »

Panda can't be druids.  Worthless.

Why not at least give them bear form?
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #50 on: October 22, 2011, 05:41:03 PM »

I think anyone reacting to pandas with hatred rather than, at the very least, indifference, is socially retarded

I mean seriously, it's just Guild Wars: Factions done in oilpaints. I understand that these people are trying very hard to act hardcore and are overcompensating by being too cool for panda-people, but it's silly.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #51 on: October 22, 2011, 05:54:56 PM »

 The pandas would actually make me get into playing wow, if it was free.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #52 on: October 22, 2011, 06:01:09 PM »

Also here is a preliminary talent calculator for the shiny new talents, where there are less but they are chunkier and delicious

http://www.wowhead.com/mists-of-pandaria-talent-calculator

Blizzard is supposed to put out one too but it's not up yet
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #53 on: October 22, 2011, 08:27:18 PM »

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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2011, 08:40:26 PM »

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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2011, 08:45:04 AM »



Quote from: Monk abilities
Level 1 Abilities
Jab
40 Chi - Melee Range, Instant
Requires Stance of the Drunken Ox, Stance of the Fierce Tiger.
You jab the target, dealing 5 damage and generating 1 light force and 1 dark force.

Tiger Palm
1 Light Force - Melee range, instant
Requires Stance of the Drunken Ox, Stance of the Fierce Tiger.
Deals 10 Physical damage, deals 5 additional damage if the target is above 50% health.

Level 2 Abilities
Roll
50 Chi - Instant
Roll a short distance.

Level 3 Abilities
Blackout Kick
2 Dark Force - Melee range, Instant
Kick with a blast of energy, causing 28 physical damage to an enemy target. If the target is killed by blackout kick, you are returned 1 Dark Force.

Level 5 Abilities
Flying Serpent Kick
8-40 Yards range, 25 Seconds Cooldown, Instant.
Soar through the air towards a targeted enemy, knocking them down and stunning them for 2 seconds.

Spinning Crane Kick
Instant, 2 Lights and Dark Forces
Requires Stance of the Drunken Ox, Stance of the Fierce Tiger.
You spin while kicking in the air, dealing 23 damage every 1 second to all nearby enemies within 8 yards. Movement speed is reduced by 30%, last 6 seconds.

Level ?? Abilities
Statue of the Jade Serpent
5 Sec Cast
Summon a statue at the target location. Anytime you deal damage, a nearby friendly target within 20 yards of the statue will be healed. You can have up to 3 Jade Dragon Statues active at a time.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2011, 08:57:35 AM »

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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2011, 11:55:31 AM »

They really need to get that player model overhaul fast tracked. I know they're concerned that a lot of people like the current look of the races, but those people are stupid. Just fucking change it already. The only thing that makes it tolerable to look at my Orc is when he's in high tier armor, and therefore covered head to toe in high res textures.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2011, 12:29:19 PM »

I do legitimately worry with what we'll end up with. Not enough to say "Don't take away my models from 2006" however.
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Re: World of Warcraft: Mists of-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2011, 04:45:56 PM »

Considering all the "old" models are going to have crazy new monk animations, I think Blizzard intends to update the old races with 5.0 but aren't comfortable committing to that position this early.
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