http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i5qkSxF60U&feature=popularFound this on the front page.
Dumbfounded at this point - the attention to detail on the face is immaculate - I'd still engage my most disengaging southerner accent.
Sadly though I can find too many parallels with real life experiences: "okay troopies, remember that it's alright to experiment. You want to break the lines for a natural feeling, keep random and avoid patterns. This gets your face spotted all the faster. Remember that too much black is a bad thing because it never occurs in nature, except when it is dark, at which point the other colours will appear black anyways. Keep to the browns and the greens, and use more of the right color of green or brown which is like the vegetation you are sitting on while you're doing it: Chances are you'll be spending a lot of time there anyways.."
Fuck, switch some of the key words and I'm sure I could be the most unlikely spokesperson for Mary Kay of the lot.