My friends, it has often been said that I like Vampires vs Werewolves.
My friends, I like Vampires vs Werewolves.
No, friends, I LOVE Vampires vs Werewolves.
I love public lynchings, I love nightkills, I love defensive items, I love seers, ninjas, I love mop up lynchings and unvotes.
All across the boards, in forums, in threads, in posts, in locked topics, in split topics, I love every act of Vampires vs Werewolves that can occur on the internet.
I love blasting an enemy player's argument to smithereens with strawman arguments that thunder across the minds of the voters. My heart leaps with joy whenever a player is falsely accused and lynched to death by well placed team voting. And there is nothing like a Ninja using his blade to destroy enemy masters. The feeling that comes when a player comes screaming from his ruined Teddy Bear, only to be mowed down the next night by werewolves, it's such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of players brandishing their votes rushing into foolhardy lynches, it moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh player voting over and over into the bloated chest of long dead Guild.
The sight of vampires being strung up from a STREET LAMP is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by the falsely accused dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by misguided voting. When a band of pitiful innocent bloc members makes their final stand with nothing more than an assassin's dagger, only to have their bloc smashed to atoms, player by player, by 4.8 ton werewolves, I'm in ecstasy.
Gentlemen.
All I ask for is Wolf.
Wolf so grand as to make hell itself tremble.
Gentlemen.
I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it what you really want.
Do you wish for further Wolf as I do?
Do you wish for a merciless, bloody wolf game?
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Topic: Vampires vs Werewolves IX (IT) (Read 3829 times)