Topic: Cannibal: Not the Musical. Actual Cannibalism. (Read 1739 times)

Mongrel · « **on:** May 07, 2012, 02:05:20 PM »

South Korean customs officials intercept a shipment of thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh.

Jesus, Mother Mary and Joseph.

Do we have an emote for "All the blood drains from my head as I bury my face in my hands"?

Mongrel · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2012, 02:17:59 PM »

I mean, I've read and seen an almost ridiculous number of horrible things in my life. Most things no longer bother me (outside my normal despairing-of-the-species background cynicism). I can't say that's something that was intentional or that I'm proud of.

But this story bothers me.

Classic · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2012, 03:08:13 PM »

Make no mistake guys. If the article is true, they're not just sensationalizing selling human placenta. That's human stillborn and abortion remains.

Brentai · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2012, 03:32:42 PM »

Man, I must be jaded, because that's not even the worst thing that I can think of that China regularly does to its infants. Every one out of seven babies born with a vagina are likely to go "missing" and the ones who survive are transformed into goddam titty monsters.

Should probably move this stuff to China is Fucking Scary because goddam China is fucking scary.

Kind of amused by the schadenfreude of idiots learning why it's a stupid idea to perform cannibalism in general, though.

François · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2012, 03:58:16 PM »

I'm kind of left wondering why the manufacturers even go to the trouble of getting actual dead babies. Get rats or ground up cigarette butts or something. Health effects ain't gonna be a lot worse, how the hell would the customers tell the difference, and if they did wise up, what are they gonna do? Complain to the authorities that their dead baby pills are counterfeit? It's not like the manufacturers have as much as one entire atom of ethics to share among themselves.

TA · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2012, 04:00:43 PM »

Well, it's the Daily Mail. This is basically an Enquirer link. So, take with a grain of salt and 5cc of baby.

Brentai · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2012, 05:34:03 PM »

WSJ
BBC

Think we've got our shit corroborated here.

Quote from: François on May 07, 2012, 03:58:16 PM

Health effects ain't gonna be a lot worse, how the hell would the customers tell the difference, and if they did wise up, what are they gonna do? Complain to the authorities that their dead baby pills are counterfeit?

These are supposedly rich clients who fucking eat babies. I don't want to think about what they would do.

Bal · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2012, 06:18:45 PM »

"Hmm, haven't read this thread in awhile, guess I'll catch up"

...

The Office- Michael Scott No God No

Shinra · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:21:53 AM »

Well guys, it's been real fun, but now that the zombie apocalypse is here I've really got to worry about myself.

TA · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2012, 06:59:07 AM »

Quote from: Shinra on June 03, 2012, 06:21:53 AM

Well guys, it's been real fun, but now that the zombie apocalypse is here I've really got to worry about myself.

Mongrel · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2012, 08:21:44 AM »

Don't forget the ongoing crazy Montreal dismemberment case. That guy also ate parts of his victim.

There's definitely something nutty going on.

Brentai · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2012, 09:50:38 AM »

That makes three high-profile cases of human cannibalism. Hm.

Dooly · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2012, 10:30:11 AM »

Quote from: Brentai on June 03, 2012, 09:50:38 AM

That makes three high-profile cases of human cannibalism. Hm.

Hmmmmmm...

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2012, 10:55:36 AM »

I don't see what you're getting at as this is about adult human cannibalism whereas babbys is good eatin'.

François · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2012, 02:38:36 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on June 03, 2012, 08:21:44 AM

Don't forget the ongoing crazy Montreal dismemberment case. That guy also ate parts of his victim.

I've been to Montréal today and noted a distinct lack of cannibals. That said it was the Tour de l'Île, so watch out for news of uncharacteristically angry cyclists all over the world.

François · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2012, 01:14:13 AM »

So you may or may not know about the nutcase who dismembered a Chinese student in Montréal and mailed his body parts throughout Canada. He fled the country, but was caught in a Berlin net café, googling himself.

The guy filmed the murder and posted it on the Internet. The video's apparently still floating around. I hear it's not very hard to find if you're looking for it. I haven't seen it and have no desire to.

Quote from: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/06/13/video-lin-killing-magnotta-montreal-teacher-suspended.html

A Montreal high school teacher has been suspended after he showed his class a video police believe depicts the graphic killing of Concordia University student Jun Lin.

Teacher of the fucking year. Jesus Christ.

Apparently the showing was voted on beforehand, and the students unanimously agreed to watch it. Like that even makes a difference. How do you I don't even.

Mongrel · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2012, 08:21:31 AM »

Yeah, not too bright that dude.

He was a substitute teacher only teaching that class for the day, FWIW.

Shinra · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2012, 08:51:16 AM »

Quote from: François on June 14, 2012, 01:14:13 AM

So you may or may not know about the nutcase who dismembered a Chinese student in Montréal and mailed his body parts throughout Canada. He fled the country, but was caught in a Berlin net café, googling himself.

That was pretty much exactly how the interpol investigator said they were going to find him, too, which is funny as hell. Who is that narcissistic? He's like a comic book villian!

Brentai · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2012, 09:48:59 AM »

He's getting what he wanted, though. His 15 minutes of fame.

Followed by 30 years locked in a dark room in the back of a prison somewhere.

What a genius.

Mongrel · « **Reply #19 on:** June 14, 2012, 10:13:35 AM »

For some people that cost-benefit ratio works just fine.

Maybe not "normal" people, mind you...

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