Back to a less shadowlordy Britain.
Down the road, we get to a shop owned by some jerkwad. Shit I forgot a screenshot of inside the store. I don't need to right Gwenno is the only interesting thing in there.
You are not who I wanted to talk to :|
Pfffffffft as if anyone would even care enough to kill Iolo.
Hey Iolo way to assume that Lord British even wants to be found.
Why would Lord British even give a shit about the store? Okay let's get this started. - Job
- Wood
Dude must have an armed escort and a fucking frieght train to ship wood if he is supplying
everyone - Businesses
Yes, a dude is shipping all of the wood for the SHIPYARD by land. - Fletcher
Smartass. - Arrows
Don't demure nothing, lady. Also I am sure your arrows suck. This game doesn't even let me buy arrows (thank god). - Properly
Nope, still don't care. But yet I keep asking. - Feathers
Nooooo don't keep talking about this.
No Iolo you are making it worse.
- Iolo
You aren't fucking fooling me.
>:|
How do you mess up saying "Yo he isn't here"? - Gwenno
Yeah whoever decided to put two people with nearly identical names in the same shop was a dick. Speaking of, - Lord British
The dude is pretty much immortal, so probably.
Too bad arrows don't exist in this game. Gwenneth, your life is a lie.
Archery is for chumps.
Okay I clicked no and this happened. Sometimes the dialogue trees kind of freak out. Luckily I was done.
Oh wait no I wasn't. Gwenneth runs the store. Every store buys whatever crap you sell them.
So all of those rusty swords that only sell for 1 gold is now going to clutter up Iolo's dumb store. Also, uhh do you really want to buy this dead body from me?
I guess you did.
OOOOF time to do more talking.
Erg
Oh jeeze
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
You two are going to be dead at the end of this game I swear.
Okay who are you
And what do you do
God damnit you could just give me a few word answer like you would have in the regular game
uuuuuuuuuuugh
And of course that opens up about 50 dialogue choices. What the fuck is up with these - signs
God I hope someone shows up and kills us right now.
Come on make it happen.
- Lord Blackthorn
Or maybe not. - Britain
- Inviting
I dunno with those new laws I am sure everyone can feel safe. - Mayor
I don't know if calling him little man is going to win any favors lady. - City guard
Ah, so they do requests. - Home
Uhhhh okay. - Songs (please don't sing)
I am pretty sure I will get sucked back home as soon as I fix shit, so I better not make any long term plans. - bows and crossbows
- Gwenneth
- Yew
Is this a dumb joke, or a really dumb joke?
Yes I know this. Oh god, Iolo is the only thing left to talk about.
Well that wasn't too painful. - Outlaw
And then this just loops the dialogue about the signs from before. GOODBYE
Yeah sure whatever
ffffffffine. I have a archer-shaped hole in the party.
Only if you promise to stop spelling town with an e.
Oh fine. I guess I could use some direction in this game.
Yeah sure whatever.
So Britain is kind of large. I regret not taking pictures of it more, but I'll probably be here again for something.
Here is a crappy wanted sign for Iolo. Maybe I should turn him in.
Okay so this inn that sign was on is probably going to be home base for dumping my party members off when I find cooler people. Fortunately for me, Toshi didn't complain at all when he got cut from team Avatar.
Okay this orchard is kind of cool. The trees are looking a little flat though.
Woah your face.
Okay so I got the right guy. WHAT DO YOU DO?
I could have guessed that. - Orchards
Lord British sure seems to get around. Speaking of...
Does no one else notice that he is practically immortal? He's stuck in a hole in the ground. I don't know why anyone hasn't gone looking for him yet.
So tell me about being humble.
There are enough bears in the wilderness to feed me forever.
Okay what were those dark times you were telling me about?
Wow those guys are kind of dicks. Superdicks.
Wait hold up tell me about the resistance.
Nah.
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Okay it's the second time this Chamfort guy has come up in conversations so I think I am going to be headed to Yew next.
I don't know when you mentioned thieves at all, but tell me about them.
- Children
I don't think you get called the boogyman just because you yell at them. Okay, I am done with you now.
Next update I will make a short trip to Yew.