(Oh yes, we finally tied the knot...) (Honey, don't just stand there with your mouth open, say hello!) While Love Monkey doesn't chatter between every line and give the translation in parentheses, Bubble Monkey does. I'm going to skip the chatter, though.
(You passed by a cave north of Stonehenge. Don't you ever wonder what's inside?) (Can't seem to stop thinking about it!) (Go and see what's there!) (We're going to get out of here. We're still newlyweds, you know... Bye-bye!)Possibly the first instance of heavily-implied offscreen monkey-dicking in a Nintendo game.
If I'm wrong, please don't correct me. I don't wanna know.
Dude you are the most cripplingly-awkward Asperger's sufferer I have ever seen, and I've been on the Internet for years.
Take care of yourself and 007!...
The Bubble Monkey said there's a cave north of Stonehenge. I've known about it for a long time. The locals call the area "Rainy Circle" but I haven't been there. I wonder what's inside the cave... I uh, huh... I understand...
While you're checking out that place, I'll work on remodeling the Sky Runner.
Oh yes, yes. My co-worker, Big Foot, dislikes violence. He's such a nice guy, and he loves people. He often shares his beef jerky with me... Nothing spectacular here. Cups of Noodles are way overpriced for their 40 HP restore (pairs with Hot Sauce). Beef Jerky is the next step up for recovery items, giving back 150 HP (pairs with Ketchup packet). Bottles of DXWater give back 1 PP.
...but you're still hungry.
Sheeeeeeit.
Why seven? Because that's how many stars are in the Big Dipper. Which is a part of Ursa Major. Why they aren't named Mighty Bear 14 after the 14 stars in Ursa Major proper I have no idea.
Anyway, the Cave Boys are tougher but spend most of their time shouting to reduce Offense and Defense of one party member. Bears gonna bear, though, and a few claw and bite attacks can seriously wound somebody.
You thought the cave to Milky Well was short.
But it's mine now. Take it from me, if you dare...Mother 2/EarthBound Music - Sanctuary GuardianGuys guess what kind of attack a guy named Shrooom! likes to do
Go on guess
Did you guess?
Remember his name is Shrooom!
Here's a hint
It's a status attack
From a guy named Shrooom! if you forgot
Guess what attack he likes to do.
It's Mushroomized status! Seriously this fight is a snap except your party members are all smacking one another around.
Dragonite! Use Hyper Beam attack!
Shrooom! is vulnerable to instant-KO from Peekay Furash, though.
That's more of a figure-8 than a circle.
Sound Stone - Rainy Circle - Earthbound MusicTwo notes? Two stinkin' notes?
And hey, while the newer stronger Winters cave enemies are fleeing, let's head back through the cave and see what's what.
Slight Offense boost to the whole party.
Last one in the game, folks.
Now we can toss this in storage and never look at it again.
Oh, and if you're playing up to this point? Don't go past the statue.
These are much-later-game enemies -- the Wooly Shambler is the guy in the middle, between the Whirling Robo and the Lesser Mook.
Yes, Giygas' alien henchmen are actually called "Mooks".
Remember: Diamondized is the same as petrified, which is similar enough to dead.
Hey guys remember how overleveled I am? I still got utterly stomped. So we won't be coming any further this way.