Onett Theme (Remastered) — EarthBoundWe head into the trees...
I know you've wanted it for a long time. It's the best cap for someone really brave like you.If the dream comes true, say hi to her for me. After all, I'm single...You're so cool! I... I think I really like you. Well, you know what I mean.The Mr. Baseball cap gives us a significant boost to our defense, and is better than the regular baseball cap sold in stores.
Moles tell you about gameplay mechanics, in this case sneaking up on enemies and being stuck up on yourself. It's lengthy and I'll talk about it later, so I'm skipping this guy.
He does accidentally break the fourth wall a couple times.
North, at the top of the mountain. Danger! Do Not Enter!The reason it was close was 'cause a punk named Frank may have trashed the place. What a drag. We can't even change our clothes, and hotels are too expensive...I haven't seen it myself... it's just a rumor.Sometimes you enter homes. Sometimes you just knock and people talk to you through the door.
"Whisper pssst psssssss."
"Shhhhh, what if someone overhears us...?"
"Right. Whisper."
"Psst. Pss. Wa Ha Ha!"
"You jerk."
"Because..."
"Heh heh he"Presented without further comment.
Treat them both nice.Way to put a sign somewhere I can only read it by trampling on the flowers.
Her mother runs a preschool out of their home. I can't remember the name of the school, but I heard Gufin's really special. Why is she special? I forgot to ask. Oh well...It sure is, little buddy.
Mother 1 (EarthBound Zero) Music - Humoresque of a Little Dog (Drugstore)Humoresque of a Little Dog was in Mother, too.
She's probably got an ulcer from worrying about you.Dude I can see my house from here, chill out.
Oh, a little dog. How funny. Well, not funny, but something like funny. Resembling humor. Humor-esque.
He goes on to tell us how to discern whether items we purchase in stores affect our offense and defense. When you highlight an item in a shop to buy it, if you window flashes, it's better than what you've got. If it's normal, it's the same as what you have equipped. And if it's dark, you can't equip it at all.
You don't have to talk to your dad to get the money in your account. He just lets you know how much he's put in since the last time you talked to him.
If you run out of HP, you lose all the money you had on hand. Money in the ATM is safe from this loss.
Ah yes, Earthbound pricing. Even if you add a decimal point it still doesn't make sense. Nonetheless, we buy a Cheap Bracelet for the defense boost, go beat up some dogs and crows, and come back for the Tee Ball Bat for the offense boost. Yo-yos can be equipped by anyone and sometimes boast better attack power than other stuff in shops, but they're inaccurate.
Buying something in a shop lets you immediately equip it, and then offers to buy back the item you took off. Convenient!
than 8 bucks worth of french fries? You'll feel better and more energetic if you eat better foods. You know -- you'll recover more health if you eat more expensive foods.They never ask me "Would you like fries with that shake?" No upsell? The store manager's gonna be in trouble when the regional comes around.
The Onett burger shop sells cans of fruit juice ($4/about 6 HP), coffee, french fries, and hamburgers ($14/about 30 HP). So sure enough, you're better off buying one hamburger than five cans of juice. This is generally the case throughout the game, with more expensive items having a better dollars:HP ratio.
But this one's free. Mmm, garbage burger.
How do they breat-- oh, right. The Sharks are the local
street gang ruffians.
Why don't you get a hint from the next house?Sure enough...
Subtle.
It's only $35 for him to tell me where to go next. Needless to say I won't be relying heavily on these for this LP.
I don't know what he was talking about.I heard he will only show it to you.and the cops have really been cracking down on everyone. I'm considering moving to Twoson, a town in the south.The Mayor is proud of the people of Onett.In Japanese, the mayor's name was an abbreviation for "baldheaded". I imagine that's what the B.H. stands for in this translation.
It's just been too busy lately. I'm sick of it.At times like this, riots break out, or people start acting wild, so we police are being extra cautious.
I'm a cop, even if I don't look like it.Way to blow your own cover, genius.
And at the back of the station, a suspiciously empty room.
Speaking of, I could go for another plate of Brains.
-Fresh Breeze MovementShocking!
Can you fill in the blanks?You're given a Yes/No prompt.
Alternately, "Noterday? That doesn't make sense."
Earthbound - Enjoy Your StayThe theme that plays in every hotel. Significantly harder to find good remixes of than Humoresque of a Little Dog.
I'm sure you understand this keeps us very busy.I'm sure that with my own home just up the street I will never need to stay here anyway.
And we don't want any milk, either!In the next town, there is the... what is the name? ... uh... Polar Star preschool. The preschool is a Gufin's house. Gufin uses... what is it called? ... uh ... magic.So the boss of the Sharks is a monster?
Such a beautiful place gets me all choked up.The house immediately to my left is for sale for $7500, more than we have right now.
I can practice my trumpet in this scenic spot. I'll send my haunting melody throughout the town!He
does so.
Until I have Chief Strong's permission, I can't let you through!You can't just squeeze through road blocks, either! Onett is famous for roadblocks!Then he says "Check-a-roony!" Is that you?Well, it is now.
but I won't because I don't want to bother you with a story that has nothing to do with your adventure. If I keep talking about unrelated stuff, you might start ignoring important messages. It's important for you to talk to people.Yeah, that's how I build Humility.
Also, a person might give you a different message, depending on when you speak to them. They're kind of like fortune cookies, except you can win stuff. Oh yeah, and it's a sandwich. Okay, so maybe it's not like a fortune cookie.Lucky Sandwiches can either restore a little HP, restore a lot of HP, do a full HP restore, give you back some PP, or do a full HP/PP restore. They're... kind of worthless, really, unless you want to savescum just for a sandwich.
I assure you this is not the case.
Snes heads to City Hall.
Is the mayor going to let them just run around, doing whatever they want? I'm here to protest!It may just take me a couple of hours to sign this paper... *snicker* *snort*Is it a school holiday today? Have you done your homework? Remember to brush your teeth before going to bed. Have you been wetting your bed?I wonder if they are members of the Sharks. To stop the spread of the gang, someone should shut down their gathering places, don't you think? I've started a group that will stop all of the bad influences on the children of Onett. I call it the "Fresh Breeze Movement". Hum de dum dum...Let's keep this between you and me....LOTTEL!
You need an appointment before you visit. I'm going to have to stop you if you try to see the Mayor.Fuck that! Upstairs!
Oh uh
like the Sharks and the meteorite... Hey, are you the guy who's trying to reform the Sharks? Wa ho! Wa ho! Wa ho! You've got to be kidding! We are brusquely escorted out.