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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #120 on: October 10, 2012, 12:01:52 PM »

Ranger aims the axe at Yancey and mumbles, "NOT IF I GUT YOU FIRST, FLATLANDER!"

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #121 on: October 11, 2012, 12:51:11 PM »

kazz is herby making a flee or continuing to fight
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #122 on: October 11, 2012, 02:05:20 PM »

Harold the Herbwarden snaps back to reality as the brave knight strikes him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH," he explains.  Then he proceeds to sprint across the room and flop face-first onto the bar while attempting to dive over it.  A platter of chocobo ribs and goblin pops splatters on the ground.

"Aughaughaughah!" he continues.


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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #123 on: October 11, 2012, 05:03:10 PM »

Staff don't move. Adventuress next, but assuming she doesn't want to re-enter, Knight is next (then Lone Wolf, then Landlord).
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #124 on: October 12, 2012, 09:18:46 PM »

Karl shouts "DO NOT RUN FROM JUSTICE" and charges after the robberous, murderous, Herbwarden

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #125 on: October 13, 2012, 11:36:40 AM »


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Lone Wolf, in turn, chases the knight.  "Who asked you to intervene, shinybritches?"
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #126 on: October 13, 2012, 02:18:18 PM »

Larry hops off the table, rummages around the Druid's body for loose change, hops back onto the table.

Kazz, did the Druid have anything when he died that you didn't take? Gold, weapons, magic item?

Half past nine, throwing and combat
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #127 on: October 13, 2012, 07:16:56 PM »

As far as I know, I took everything.  I don't actually know what he had on him besides his gold.
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #128 on: October 14, 2012, 02:51:47 AM »

His dignity
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #129 on: October 14, 2012, 12:56:14 PM »

Karl (CS: 16) again brings the full force of justice against Harold(CS: 13), for standing by and watching Westen kill that poor innocent evil druid, and then fleeing from certain death.

1d10: 4 and scores a solid blow, cleaving cleanly through some non-critical area of Harold's flesh

A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END03 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END20 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       DEAD          G 0 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY   CS15 END30 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  CS12 END02 M3 G 0 Dagger               t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END27 M5 G16 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
L  Landlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
T  HelghasT    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #130 on: October 14, 2012, 03:26:22 PM »

Ranger swings at the mercenary that keeps poking him with his father's axe, yelling incoherently.

1d10: 6 Something moderately important flies off. Ranger is quite on the ropes, though.

A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END01 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END20 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       DEAD          G 0 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY   CS15 END22 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  CS12 END02 M3 G 0 Dagger               t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END27 M5 G16 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
L  Landlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
T  HelghasT    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #131 on: October 14, 2012, 11:11:41 PM »

Lone Wolf and Herbwarden each throw nearby bottles at the Knight.

1d10: 9
1d10: 10

And promptly wish they'd used those rolls for combat.  Oh, well.

Knight takes 4 damage.

Then, Lone Wolf takes a mighty swing at the Knight.  (CS22 vs CS16)  Ratio +6

1d10: 2

"Fuck!" he says.  "I'm tired from all this killing I've been doing!"

"Don't worry," says Harold, brandishing his dagger.  "I've got your back!"

Herbwarden attacks Knight.  (CS12 vs CS16)  Ratio -4

1d10: 7

A brilliant strike from the limpwristed chap.  He promptly flops over from the effort, deceased.

In the end:

Knight takes 14 damage.  (18 total after throwing)
Lone Wolf takes 3 damage.
Herbwarden takes 2 damage and dies.

A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END01 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END06 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       DEAD          G 0 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY   CS15 END22 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  DEAD                                  t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END24 M5 G16 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
L  Landlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
T  HelghasT    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #132 on: October 15, 2012, 12:08:58 PM »

oh wait, i don't think the herbwarden was allowed to attack the knight

so he's still alive and subtract 7 damage from that


A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END01 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END13 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       DEAD          G 0 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY   CS15 END22 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  CS12 END02 M3 G 0 Dagger                t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END24 M5 G16 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
L  Landlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
T  HelghasT    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #133 on: October 15, 2012, 04:06:08 PM »

Also, since the druid couldn't have both magical items, Karl has the magic shield (+2 CS when defending) so you're going to have to look that table value back up with a ratio of +4 instead of +6

Nevermind, Karl never actually readied his shield.
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #134 on: October 15, 2012, 04:14:59 PM »

Guess who's continuing combat?

This guy

A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END01 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END13 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       DEAD          G 0 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY*  CS15 END22 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  CS12 END02 M3 G 0 Dagger                t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END24 M5 G16 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
L  Landlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
T  HelghasT    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #135 on: October 17, 2012, 01:28:57 PM »

Landlord doesn't throw or combat.

Quarter to ten, movement

Landlord doesn't move.
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #136 on: October 17, 2012, 03:55:08 PM »

The bleeding mess that was Harold the Herbwarden rolled off the bar and crawled at lightning speed toward a nearby window.

"Listen to me, serving girl!" he said.  "You've done a wonderful job tonight and I applaud your patience for all this roughhousing, but if you don't move out of my way, I'm going to have to cut your throat open!"

Meanwhile, the Lone Wolf performed a rapid mental calculation.

"All right, just wait a minute.  Just everybody wait a minute.  I'm here to find the Helghast.  I'm sure you can all agree that the Helghast is a nasty fellow that you don't want around.  Right?  Well.  I have a strong suspicion as to who the Helghast might be.  It's the only person without a decent reason to be hanging around in this godawful tavern."

He whipped around.

"You!  The very proprietor!  Larry the Landlord!"

In a flash, he sprinted to the far side of Larry's table and drew his plethora of weapons.

"En garde, demonspawn!"


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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #137 on: October 18, 2012, 02:31:35 PM »

Knight's turn to move, then. Ranger is continuing, we assume. Adventuress can enter if she wants, otherwise it's throwycombat after the knight.
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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #138 on: October 18, 2012, 06:13:31 PM »

It's Mercenary's turn to stab i think

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Re: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl
« Reply #139 on: October 18, 2012, 10:47:21 PM »

Sorry about that. I derped out and forgot to make my move when I planned it earlier.

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Karl pursues the cowering, broken, mess of a man. To dispense justice. Yes. That is the reason. Justice.
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