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[Royal☭]

Makes sense. Some serial killers clip out newspaper articles about themselves. Modern equivalent. The CSI pop psychology analysis is that reading about themselves helps them derive more gratification from the event. Same reason arsonsists sticks around to watch buildings burn down rather than running away.

[Thad]

So here's a cheerful thought:

I split all these posts off into their own thread.

And it's already on page 2.

[Mongrel]

Ohhhh boy... here we go!

A Florida medical examiner says only marijuana was found in the system of a Florida man shot while chewing another man's face.

The Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner's released the toxicology results Tuesday on 31-year-old Rudy Eugene. Lab results found marijuana in his system, but not any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs.

The department has ruled out the most common components found in the street drugs known as bath salts. An outside forensic toxicology lab also confirmed the results.

Surveillance video captured 65-year-old Ronald Poppo being attacked by Mr. Eugene on May 26. A police officer shot and killed Mr. Eugene, who bit into Mr. Poppo's face in broad daylight alongside a busy highway. Police have not released a motive for the attack on Mr. Poppo, who had been homeless for decades.

Mr. Poppo has undergone several surgeries and remains hospitalized.

[NexAdruin]

Source please

[Mongrel]

It's coming up on most major papers now. Here's the current top hit on Google: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57462211-504083/rudy-eugene-fla--face-chewer-had-no-bath-salts-just-marijuana-in-his-system/

[Niku]

http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/06/29/Man%2Bgnaws%2Bwomans%2Bface/

Welp.

[Mongrel]

Goddammit what the hell IS going on?

[Friday]

We'll find out on the 12th of December

[Mongrel]

Evidently that's when Galactus arrives.

[McDohl]

That's okay.  Dr. Doom, Strider Hiryu, and Deadpool will save us from Galactus.

Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Enter Galactus

[Brentai]

Does he... does he really say that?  "I don't care about you at all!  Just like these people I've named specifically!"

[Thad]

Sounds like a supervillain to me.

Or just a whiny guy in a comments section.

[McDohl]

Still, Steve Fucking Rogers, AKA Captain Fucking America, just told Galactus, Devourer of Worlds, to surrender.

Team America World Police Theme America Fuck Yeah EXPLICIT WARNING

[Mongrel]

I think maybe some of you have seen this on your regular news, so I'm just posting it here for posterior posterity.

New York City Cop had plan to kidnap and eat dozens, possibly hundreds of women but was found out before he could actually start

[François]

If he actually used police databases to stalk women, to any end, then yeah he should be locked up. Otherwise I think someone's gonna have to arrest three-quarters of the Internet.

[Brentai]

The case basically boils down to whether he was role-playing or actually plotting to kidnap and murder women.  I've read the logs and, well, as someone who's been playing a parody-rapist for half his life now, that ain't parody-rape.

[Classic]

Maybe you're just not committed.
Pun intended.