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The New Bacon is Red Velvet Cake.

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Brentai

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Red Velvet Cake is the New Bacon.
« on: December 13, 2012, 08:42:05 PM »
I for one cannot wait for Red Velvet Cake-wrapped hot dogs.
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Re: Red Velvet Cake is the New Bacon.
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 08:57:08 PM »
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Re: Red Velvet Cake is the New Bacon.
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 09:23:18 PM »
Red velvet cake is just chocolate cake with red food colouring added and cream cheese frosting.

Frankly, if I'm gonna have cream cheese frosting, I'd rather it was carrot cake underneath.
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Re: Red Velvet Cake is the New Bacon.
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 09:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Büge on December 13, 2012, 09:23:18 PM
Frankly, if I'm gonna have cream cheese frosting, I'd rather it was carrot cake underneath.

This right here.
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Re: Red Velvet Cake is the New Bacon.
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2012, 06:21:56 AM »
Both carrot cake and red velvet are way too sweet for my tastes. I prefer anything Oreo-related. Except the Oreo Cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, which, confusingly, is more chocolate frosting than actual cheesecake or Oreo.

That was a sad-ass day in my life is what that was.
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Re: Red Velvet Cake is the New Bacon.
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 08:26:22 AM »
There are not many meats that are better at being hearty and salty and savory and delicious than bacon. Even when it's bad, it's good.

There are many, many cakes that are better than red velvet. Even when it's good, it's not that great.
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