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Author Topic: Running-Mate Discussion  (Read 39412 times)

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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #360 on: October 03, 2008, 08:35:00 PM »

Nailin' Paylin

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According to HUSTLER, “Nailin’ Paylin” is a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door,” and a younger Palin getting seduced by her creationist college professor who “will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

::D:


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Also included: a three-way hardcore sex scene starring porn stars as Palin/Paylin, Hillary Clinton, and Condoleezza Rice.

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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #361 on: October 04, 2008, 10:42:52 PM »

Raise your hand if the conclusion of tonight's skit compelled you to get up and get a beer.
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #362 on: October 04, 2008, 10:50:45 PM »

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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #363 on: October 04, 2008, 11:12:41 PM »

Raise your hand if the conclusion of tonight's skit compelled you to get up and get a beer.
A++: Being at a kegger while watching that sketch.
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #365 on: October 09, 2008, 11:24:24 AM »

I lost IQ points listening to that anchor, who coincidentally, was hired entirely for her looks.
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #366 on: October 09, 2008, 11:30:17 AM »

You don't know that! She could also have been hired for her great oral skills.


EDIT: I guess it was too crude, huh? :facepalm:
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #367 on: October 09, 2008, 11:36:33 AM »

If you say "slap in the face" more than three times in a minute, you should die.
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #368 on: October 09, 2008, 11:39:15 AM »

I wouldn't be so generous, that term is the refuge of the needlessly indignant.  You start to deserve it even if you space it out more often.


If you mean like, physically, like if you say it 3 times fast your head should just explode immediately, I agree
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #369 on: October 09, 2008, 11:59:10 AM »

Sarah Palin's pics aren't nearly as bad as the untouched up McCain pics, though:

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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #370 on: October 09, 2008, 03:41:58 PM »

This just in:  Internet polls are inherently flawed!

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Poll: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be the Vice President?

About The Sarah Palin Poll
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #371 on: October 09, 2008, 03:43:19 PM »

I trust nothing on the internet, thanks to 4chan.  REMEMBER L BLOCK ON THE GAMEFAQS THING
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #372 on: October 09, 2008, 03:44:22 PM »

Hey man, don't be dissin' the L Block!
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #373 on: October 09, 2008, 05:32:02 PM »

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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #374 on: October 09, 2008, 09:27:39 PM »



Go on, dude. Cop a feel.
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #375 on: October 10, 2008, 06:50:05 AM »

Jack Thompsons offers his "services" to Palin

The election just got the tiniest fraction more enjoyable.  :wuv:

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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #376 on: October 10, 2008, 04:49:11 PM »

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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #377 on: October 10, 2008, 10:00:31 PM »

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Palin attorney Thomas Van Flein disagreed with Branchflower's conclusions. ''In order to violate the ethics law, there has to be some personal gain, usually financial. Mr. Branchflower has failed to identify any financial gain,'' he said.

"It's not immoral if it's just to settle a personal grudge!"

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''I think there are some problems in this report,'' said Republican state Sen. Gary Stevens, a member of the panel. ''I would encourage people to be very cautious, to look at this with a jaundiced eye.''

I do not think that means what you think it means.

But the best part was her releasing a report clearing herself of wrongdoing yesterday.
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #378 on: October 11, 2008, 02:10:32 AM »

...did you mean to quote the same thing twice?   :wat:
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Re: Running-Mate Discussion
« Reply #379 on: October 11, 2008, 08:52:22 AM »

McCain/Palin, distilled:

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