Topic: Running-Mate Discussion (Read 39412 times)

Arc · « **Reply #360 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:35:00 PM »

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According to HUSTLER, “Nailin’ Paylin” is a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door,” and a younger Palin getting seduced by her creationist college professor who “will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

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Also included: a three-way hardcore sex scene starring porn stars as Palin/Paylin, Hillary Clinton, and Condoleezza Rice.

Brentai · « **Reply #361 on:** October 04, 2008, 10:42:52 PM »

Raise your hand if the conclusion of tonight's skit compelled you to get up and get a beer.

Arc · « **Reply #362 on:** October 04, 2008, 10:50:45 PM »

Must. Hunt. Mavericks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nfd4r6l4Fc

Rico · « **Reply #363 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:12:41 PM »

Quote from: Crash on October 04, 2008, 10:42:52 PM

Raise your hand if the conclusion of tonight's skit compelled you to get up and get a beer.

A++: Being at a kegger while watching that sketch.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #364 on:** October 08, 2008, 05:01:52 PM »

Fox News: Why isn't Sarah Palin treated like a super model?

Doom · « **Reply #365 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:24:24 AM »

I lost IQ points listening to that anchor, who coincidentally, was hired entirely for her looks.

Classic · « **Reply #366 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:30:17 AM »

You don't know that! She could also have been hired for her great oral skills.

EDIT: I guess it was too crude, huh?

Friday · « **Reply #367 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:36:33 AM »

If you say "slap in the face" more than three times in a minute, you should die.

Romosome · « **Reply #368 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:39:15 AM »

I wouldn't be so generous, that term is the refuge of the needlessly indignant. You start to deserve it even if you space it out more often.

If you mean like, physically, like if you say it 3 times fast your head should just explode immediately, I agree

Royal☭ · « **Reply #369 on:** October 09, 2008, 11:59:10 AM »

Sarah Palin's pics aren't nearly as bad as the untouched up McCain pics, though:

McFrugal · « **Reply #370 on:** October 09, 2008, 03:41:58 PM »

This just in: Internet polls are inherently flawed!

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Poll: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be the Vice President?

About The Sarah Palin Poll

McDohl · « **Reply #371 on:** October 09, 2008, 03:43:19 PM »

I trust nothing on the internet, thanks to 4chan. REMEMBER L BLOCK ON THE GAMEFAQS THING

McFrugal · « **Reply #372 on:** October 09, 2008, 03:44:22 PM »

Hey man, don't be dissin' the L Block!

A² · « **Reply #373 on:** October 09, 2008, 05:32:02 PM »

Arc · « **Reply #374 on:** October 09, 2008, 09:27:39 PM »

Go on, dude. Cop a feel.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #375 on:** October 10, 2008, 06:50:05 AM »

Jack Thompsons offers his "services" to Palin

The election just got the tiniest fraction more enjoyable.

Saturn · « **Reply #376 on:** October 10, 2008, 04:49:11 PM »

Panel finds that Palin violated the law when she fired that public safety commissioner

Well, this wont hurt McCain at all.

Thad · « **Reply #377 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:00:31 PM »

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Palin attorney Thomas Van Flein disagreed with Branchflower's conclusions. ''In order to violate the ethics law, there has to be some personal gain, usually financial. Mr. Branchflower has failed to identify any financial gain,'' he said.

"It's not immoral if it's just to settle a personal grudge!"

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''I think there are some problems in this report,'' said Republican state Sen. Gary Stevens, a member of the panel. ''I would encourage people to be very cautious, to look at this with a jaundiced eye.''

I do not think that means what you think it means.

But the best part was her releasing a report clearing herself of wrongdoing yesterday.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #378 on:** October 11, 2008, 02:10:32 AM »

...did you mean to quote the same thing twice?

Arc · « **Reply #379 on:** October 11, 2008, 08:52:22 AM »

McCain/Palin, distilled:

News:

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