A mysterious box from one Defenestration. Its contents are a mystery, but it bears an ominous string of numerals on it.
Oh shit, packing peanuts! Christmas is complete! Thanks Defen!
The filler stuff is pretty neat too.
First up, a mixtape of some sort. Does it declare Defenestration's love for me? Am I legally obligated to tape over it if we break up?
WHO PUT THIS QUALITY IN MY DIRTY SANTA PACKAGE
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS PREPARED FOR
Th... this is more like it, yeah.
That bootleg Kanon DVD is a classic and I'm sure any Brontoid that receives it will have no qualms about keeping it forever.
Meanwhile, Peace Maker is a tale of one teenager's epic quest to fix whatever the hell is wrong with everyone's pupils.
I took a picture of Advent Children next to Advent Children because, um, I'm an asshole. Moving on.
A full, working Game Boy Advance, complete with lack-of-backlight! Pretty neat to receive after giving away like three of these things to pretty girls and having one DS die on me. Would be neater if I hadn't also given away all my GBA games to said pretty girls, but c'est la vie. (I think I still have MCE's Japanese Pokemon around here somewhere though.)
And then there's this monster, buried inanimate in arctic bubble wrap for thousands of years, recently unearthed by a team of scientists and, quite foolishly, resuscitated by yours truly...
It's a giant assfuck spaceship! I wonder if it contains a colony of friendly aliens who might...
Oh.
Ohhhhh.Bwop bwop bwop bwop
Bwop bwop bwop... uh, lemme try this again.
Bwop bwop bwop bwop
Bwop bwop bwop BWOP!
You can't really tell from this photo, but Starscream has a simply ludicrous amount of guns on him. Dude's got main guns, gun shoulders, gun nipples, gun wrists, little guns in his legs and I think those are actually
gun toes. Also, that DVD case there only comes about halfway up his foot, so this is... a goddam lot of fucking Starscream to fit in my little condo. He manages though.
Overall, a pretty goddam epic haul. Thanks and Merry Christmas, Defe--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!