Update: The following were enemies originally proposed by Skull Club members for The Mayor Videogame.
Please feel free to use this thread to cook up new areas.
No promises on what will be used in the new narrative, but pretending is fun!
HA! HA! Ghost / Arc
The boss that can take thousands of point blank shots to the face? Slightly based off the HA! HA! Guy, but truly a discombobulated floating head. I'm aiming to register a jolt of twisted familiarity before the slaying begins.
Beggars / Brentai
Beating up beggars is the obvious route for the first few battles.
Rats / Arc
And the last few enemies before the final boss to throw players off balance? Rats.
GIANT ENEMY CRAB / Catloaf + Arc
Best defeated by equipping SKULL CLUB.
Animal 57 / Arc
Animal 57 is our fucking Omega Weapon, which is apart of the fifth and final path which opens up after the other four paths have been completed. We're looking at thirty minutes of gameplay here.
THUS 'N GOONS / Brentai
Royam's human forces are comprised mainly of members of the PMC group T.H.U.G., and provide such colorful enemies as Average T.H.U.G., Captain T.H.U.G., Sergeant T.H.U.G. and so on.
Harold, on the other hand, employs the much more elite and expensive G.O.O.N. troops. While less numerous, the player will still have his hands full going up against First Rate G.O.O.N.s in the final areas.
Povertoid / Disposable Ninja
a parasitic organism. Once it latches on to your spinal cord, you become something far worse than even a mindless zombie: you become Poor. It disguises itself as a humble knapsack tied to a stick.
GEO EDIT: That's a bindle stick, Ninja.
Berserker Longcat / Disposable Ninja
ARC EDIT: Another nice point to Longcat is that it can just be palette swapped for Tacgnol later into the game, an old Dragon Quest standby. + Will be altered to something other than memecat.
Shoop Da Whoop Frog / Disposable Ninja
NIKU EDIT: ...he could certainly be CHARGIN' A LAZOR...
French Foreign Legion / Disposable Ninja
If you couldn't tell (and I wouldn't blame you), it's a floating evil ball of frogs.
Final Boss / Brentai
Must have a cane sword.