Topic: Quotes (Read 148571 times)

Friday · « **Reply #1060 on:** April 12, 2012, 03:10:01 PM »

<zaratoast> hey friday
<zaratoast> I'm in america
<zaratoast> hi
<@Friday> Zara omg
* zaratoast waves all the way over here
<@Silversong> They let you in again, Zara?
<@Friday> where in america is ZARA TUSTERARA
<zaratoast> Surprisingly.
<zaratoast> heh
<zaratoast> ironic friday
<zaratoast> cause I am in sandiego
<@Friday> D:

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1061 on:** April 13, 2012, 01:31:13 PM »

<drethelin1> why is tsundere even a thing
<drethelin1> it's so dumb
<patito> tsundere is so dumb
<patito> it's not like I like it or anything

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1062 on:** April 17, 2012, 05:39:58 PM »

<Lee-Ham> I seem to be stuck in Zelda's Butt
<Lee-Ham> there's a weird-looking bush that's keeping me from getting further

Friday · « **Reply #1063 on:** April 19, 2012, 04:14:49 AM »

<@Squizzle> After sex this morning, I made Tiffany watch the part of Star Wars where Vader and the stormtroopers burst into Leia's ship, to drive home a metaphor about ejaculation.
<Stush> Hahah
<@Squizzle> I made grunty-groany noises!
<CUI> by that logic, all ship boardings are rape
<Elfin> Squizzle, is Tiffany your wife?
<@Squizzle> Ask Romo.

JDigital · « **Reply #1064 on:** April 21, 2012, 06:21:32 PM »

<Mr_Saturn|Laptop> all the best D&D monsters have "Created by a crazy wizard" in their description

R^2 · « **Reply #1065 on:** April 21, 2012, 07:26:18 PM »

He's... not wrong.

Says the guy with the owlbear avatar.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1066 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:38:58 PM »

redshadows: Hi everyone. I'm sculpting some giant trilobites.
redshadows: Maybe you could use them in some games?
Battousai_the_Kibble_Slayer: Those are my mom's favorite post pre-cambrian creatures!

Mongrel · « **Reply #1067 on:** April 26, 2012, 11:14:50 AM »

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1068 on:** April 26, 2012, 05:31:08 PM »

Quote from: Stephen Colbert

"With all due respect to the late Carl Sagan...fuck you, Carl Sagan."

patito · « **Reply #1069 on:** April 30, 2012, 10:03:05 AM »

<Squizzle> Wait, you mean that it and maggot don't refer to different sexes of aggot?

Mongrel · « **Reply #1070 on:** May 01, 2012, 07:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Raw_Meat

Quote from: DS~
http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Ti-Lite-Aluminum-Handle/dp/B001DZNST6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1335760823&sr=8-4

I am selling the 6 inch version of this knife. It's in excellent condition. I am asking 60 dollars. I am willing to trade it for magic cards.

It may or may not be legal to carry a 6-inch blade pocket knife where you are, buyer beware.

One time when I was in vegas, I stumbled out of my shitty hotel at like noon to get some air and a dude came by on a bike and threw a knife on the ground and asked if I wanted it. I said I didn't have any money and he said "it's free" and road away on his bike.

This post feels a lot like that experience.

JDigital · « **Reply #1071 on:** May 03, 2012, 04:11:11 PM »

<Romosome> WHO IS SPEAKING UP FOR THE MOTHERS WHO HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING THEY SHOULD HAVE CONTROL OVER THEIR OWN BODY
<Romosome> god that poor insane man
<Romosome> can you imagine what it's like to be him
<Romosome> how does he have breakfast without being attacked by imaginary cheerio conspiracies

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1072 on:** May 07, 2012, 06:46:05 PM »

<Romosome> that's what fist of the north star taught me
<Romosome> if people are bullies because they cannot put themselves in the place of the victim
<Romosome> you have to put them in that place yourself
<Romosome> with your fists

Mongrel · « **Reply #1073 on:** May 07, 2012, 11:15:00 PM »

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knocking on door
who could this be?
damn all my guns are still laying around from cleaning them
open the door a little bit
cops
get nervous, the guns aren't supposed to be laying around in Canada
I really should have put them away
"we got a 911 call about loud swearing, banging noises"
son of a bitch, my roommate has been playing Day of Defeat and getting smacking-mouse-on-desk-swearing rage for the past hour
kinda facepalm at self/roommate
nervous laugh, try to explain
they want to see roommate
I ask them to wait just a minute
start putting the guns in my room, have to make two trips with arms full
fetch roommate, tell him cops are at door
roommate explains to cops
we start explaining that we have guns out for cleaning
we start explaining that we both shoot competitively, we show PALs and black badges
they want to come in
I'm hoping I won't be shoved to floor and cuffed for having guns out
we say we'd rather not
911 call, they have right to come in to see if anyone is hurt inside
they walk in
my room is first up
there's 2 AR-15s, four pistols, a mossberg 590 in my room just laying there
that's not even the worst part
shit shit shit the ponies
full set of brushables and mini ponies, a large pinkestia
large celestia/twilight throw blanket pinned to wall like wallscroll
ponies everywhere
guns everywhere
they just like look at the room and leave

Joxam · « **Reply #1074 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:40:59 AM »

<Friday> On the other hand, fem Demon Hunter is my dream girl
<Friday> think about it
<Friday> what two character traits are most important in bed?
<Friday> Hatred and Discipline.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1075 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:33:04 PM »

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Johnson explained that all he wanted to do was to insure Kennedy’s legacy on civil rights, space exploration, and other cherished programs of his short-lived Presidency. He said that he needed the kind of help the press had given Kennedy. Just before midnight, he wished us all a Happy New Year and made one final request. Leaning forward in his chair, he put his hand on my knee and said, "One more thing, boys. You may see me coming in and out of a few women’s bedrooms while I am in the White House, but just remember, that is none of your business."

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/letters/2012/04/23/120423mama_mail1

Mongrel · « **Reply #1076 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:57:00 AM »

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Hey, I can't speak for any of you guys, but I sure wish my body made cash register noises whenever I laid a loaf.

NexAdruin · « **Reply #1077 on:** May 26, 2012, 11:04:52 PM »

[03:14:30] <kashan> Hmmm. Apparently I can't spell euphemism.
[03:14:36] <Lady> princess euphemia
[03:14:53] <NexAdruin> it's okay kashan words are an illusion anyway
[03:15:40] <kashan> You are just so adorable sometimes.
[03:16:06] <Lottel> Nex x Kashan OTP
[03:16:16] <myew> Chill the fuck am i doin'? Have i taken one too many thanksgivings lately.
[03:16:28] <NexAdruin> ♥
[03:16:52] <kashan> Nex will have to work for it. I'm tsunun... tsunnun... I'm a bitch.
[03:17:59] <Lady> tsun dere T_TT)
[03:17:59] <NexAdruin> It's okay kashan I will be persistent because I know that deep down there is a slightly less bitchy person just waiting to be let out of their cage.
[03:18:17] <Lottel> Tsun-tsun <3

Esperath · « **Reply #1078 on:** May 27, 2012, 02:38:59 AM »

[03:44]   Esperath   yay power is back up
[03:45]   Lottel   BEARS IN OVERALLS TURNED YOUR POWER BACK ON
[03:45]   Lottel   >____
[03:45]   Esperath   > INVENTORY
[03:45]   quairlzr   a - a pair of uncursed bear arms
[03:46]   Esperath   are they both right-handed
[03:46]   Lottel   -string -cardboard dinosaur -handcuffs -ladies underwear
[03:46]   quairlzr   they are ambidextrous
[03:46]   Esperath   > EQUIP RIGHT TWO BEAR ARMS
[03:47]   Lottel   BEARS DO NOT LIKE THIS. THEY SNAP THEIR OVERALLS
[03:47]   quairlzr   You try to equip your right two bear arms, but they immediately lean left and start protesting in favour of gun control.
[03:48]   Lottel   RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS JOKE.
[03:48]   Lottel   BEARS ARE PLEASED.
[03:48]   Lottel   >___
[03:49]   Esperath   > INVITE BEARS IN FOR "STRAWBEARY SHORTCAKE"
[03:49]   Esperath   (I'll provide the whipped topping)
[03:49]   Lottel   BEARS ARE NOW BEES
[03:49]   Lottel   >___
[03:50]   Esperath   > BEE MY VALENTINE
[03:51]   Lottel   UNSATISFACTORY. LOSE TWO BEE POINTS.
[03:51]   Lottel   >___
[03:51]   Esperath   > PASS AROUND A BEER
[03:51]   Lottel   YOU FEEL A SLIGHT BUZZ.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1079 on:** May 27, 2012, 01:58:37 PM »

This conversation out loud at work:

Seabass: [mumble]mumble] Kulkulkan
Faizan: Cool can?
Seabass: No, Kulkulcan
Me: Oh, the winged snake god thing? The south american one?
Seabass: Yeah, that's the one.
Faizan: Goolgool can?
Me: Google Khan!
Seabass: *laughs* Like Ghengis Khan?
Me: It's, his younger brother! The one with tape on his glasses.
Seabass: Looks like he's the one who got the last laugh though.

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