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Brentai

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« Reply #1140 on: August 09, 2012, 09:00:34 AM »

"I just came and ate my breakfast."
"That sounds pretty self-serving."
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« Reply #1141 on: August 09, 2012, 12:40:03 PM »

Stush Heh, I like all the moles saying that they're the third strongest.
Friday No. 3
Friday in the background
Stush Yes.
Stush I was like "Wait, wasn't the last guy Number three?"
Stush And then I went back and read.
JDigital Wikipedia had a list of people the media had named second or third in command of Al Qaeda
JDigital there are like twenty
Stush Haha, oh man
Stush Someone should photoshop them in front of the backdrop.
Stush With the text
Stush "I am between the second and fourth members of al quaeda in terms of power"
Friday but like all desert people they are vulnerable to psi freeze
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« Reply #1142 on: August 09, 2012, 07:18:33 PM »

I want to reward everyone who helped make the above quote happen.
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« Reply #1143 on: August 10, 2012, 08:47:44 PM »

23:22:29 <+Aoko> Brentai, is it possible for you to fit a volleyball inside your anus?
23:22:48 <@Squizzle> Does it have to be inflated?
23:23:12 <+Aoko> In his ass, yes. He can deflate it, then insert it, then reflate it
23:23:18 < Brentai> I think my ass might be in danger.
23:24:33 <+Ridley> it is
23:25:21 < myew> Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
                 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
                 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!  It is to do is take those cleaning products
                 and clean the inside of the questions (i forget what it is.
23:25:45 < Brentai> ...
23:25:54 <+Ridley> laff
23:26:05  * Brentai protects his ass from myew's cleaning products.
23:26:16 <+BongoBill> Brentai, there were some suspicious-looking men with guns and one of them
                      dropped this polaroid of your ass
23:26:38 < Brentai> Shit shit shit I'm gonna call my ass up and tell it to skip town.
23:26:50 < Brentai> Look see I'm calling it now on my cell phone.
23:27:12 < Brentai> Hey, ass.  Ass!  Listen, ass, you gotta... no, fuck, I didn't pick up any
                    goddam Listerine, just LISTEN TO ME.
23:27:38 < Brentai> Ass, they're onto you.  No, not in a good way.  Yes.  No.  Yeah, like, ALL the
                    way through.  Uh huh.  Okay.  Yeah, I'll tell her.
23:28:02 < Brentai> Just... take care, okay?  You're my favorite ass.  ... .... ...I uh...
                    (Iloveyoutoo.)
23:28:10  * Brentai hangs up hurriedly.
23:28:30  * Brentai screams in pain as his ass rips itself off his body and bounces out the door.
23:29:03  * Brentai passes out from severe blood/ass loss.
23:29:44 < Brentai> THE ARISTOCRATS!
23:31:34  * BongoBill applause.
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« Reply #1144 on: August 11, 2012, 01:23:19 PM »

I like that your primary consideration is not about comfort or everyday practicality or general good sense or anything like that, but rather the need to flee chase down large wild animals at a moment's notice.

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« Reply #1145 on: August 11, 2012, 01:32:55 PM »

Wunnunnunnunnunnunnunnunnunnunnnnnnnn
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« Reply #1146 on: August 11, 2012, 01:58:29 PM »

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« Reply #1147 on: August 11, 2012, 11:30:42 PM »

<Malikial> WHat is tsundere?
<Brentai> BABY DON'T HURT MET
<Brentai> DON'T HURT ME
<Brentai> OKAY YOU CAN HURT ME A LITTLE BUT ONLY IF YOU LOVE ME LATER
<Brentai> That's tsundere.
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« Reply #1148 on: August 12, 2012, 10:37:05 PM »

(11:43:18 PM) Brentai: "As far as I'm concerned karma is a less intrusive way of going "lol  yeah".  If you seriously need a numerical score of how many times it  happens to you than congratulations, you've managed to be more  self-absorbed than I am."
(11:43:18 PM) Brentai: "No, seriously, congratulations.  That's a feat."
(11:43:25 PM) Brentai: ...
(11:43:40 PM) Brentai: I actually did not think of the implications of me self-quoting that until now.
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« Reply #1149 on: August 12, 2012, 10:52:44 PM »

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« Reply #1150 on: August 13, 2012, 08:13:43 AM »

Yet again, Brent's post goes great with his avatar.
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Brentai

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« Reply #1151 on: August 13, 2012, 08:44:02 AM »

Brentai will eat itself.
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« Reply #1152 on: August 13, 2012, 11:03:30 AM »

<Malikial> WHat is tsundere?
<Brentai> BABY DON'T HURT MET
<Brentai> DON'T HURT ME
<Brentai> OKAY YOU CAN HURT ME A LITTLE BUT ONLY IF YOU LOVE ME LATER
<Brentai> That's tsundere.

that's not what tsundere is
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« Reply #1153 on: August 13, 2012, 11:34:11 AM »

tsundere is

baka, i-i guess you can hurt me
it's not like i want you to hurt me or anything
b-baka
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« Reply #1154 on: August 13, 2012, 02:09:18 PM »

whelp I guess tsundere masochist is my new fetish now so thanks for that
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« Reply #1155 on: August 13, 2012, 02:46:25 PM »

I think there is actually one of those in Ys Origin.
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« Reply #1156 on: August 14, 2012, 10:42:16 PM »

<JDigital> I'm wondering if this old D&D feat is balanced
<BongoBill> probably not
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« Reply #1157 on: August 15, 2012, 10:24:26 AM »

On Kalashnikovs:

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Gun control in Russia is less strict than in some other former Soviet countries. Estonia, for example, proscribes carrying a weapon while drunk. “If they did that here, well, nobody would hunt,” said Igor V. Anisimov, the Izhmash director of foreign sales.


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« Reply #1158 on: August 15, 2012, 10:27:37 AM »

That's pretty much my dad's reaction when he read a book on dog training: "It says I'm not supposed to train him when I'm drunk, but...when am I SUPPOSED to do it?"
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« Reply #1159 on: August 16, 2012, 06:41:50 PM »

<R^2> I like nymphs, but I wouldn't say I'm a maniac.
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