[18:03] <@terra> Will you try to take me down, Roger?
[18:03] <MadMAxJr> Trick question, don't answer.
[18:03] * @terra chops MadMAxJr's head off.
[18:03] <Roger> Trick question...
[18:03] <Roger> MAx, You just gave me a great idea for a new topic.
[18:03] * MadMAxJr dies, to serve as a lesson for others.
[18:04] <@sei|pso> MadMAxJr may have died for our sins, but who will go down in the name of cos and tan?
[18:04] <Roger> Oh COME ON.
[18:04] <MadMAxJr> Arc will die in the name of tan. *drumroll*
[18:04] <Roger> Arc-tan?
[18:04] <Roger> I don't get it.
<Zaratustra> who would win, Lara Croft or Solid Snake?
<Brentai> Solid Snake would infiltrate from the rear entrance and penetrate deep into the enemy area.
<sede> !
<Sharkey> And when I get back we're gonna barbecue. FIRE and MEAT. I'll flip the burgers With My Penis.
<Moctobot> CAN WE PLEASE KILL THE "OMG SEX SUX" THREAD
<Brentai> Nope. It contains my 2000th post.
<Brentai> Which is me telling somebody else to get a grip because he's complaining about not getting sex.
<Brentai> The irony busts through the very fabric of spacetime like a Kool-Aid Man full of dicks.
<Brentai> I don't know what I'm talking about either, that's how postmodern it is.
<Roger> JACKIE CHAN
<Roger> SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
<Roger> IN
<Roger> MY BANJO, MY FIST
<McDohl> We could play IRC pong.
<McDohl> |.
<Moctobot> .
<Moctobot> . |
<Moctobot> .|
<Moctobot> . |
<McFrugal> .
<McDohl> WTF
<McFrugal> c .
<McFrugal> c.
<McFrugal> o
* McDohl powers up for the Super Turbo pong shot.
<McFrugal> munch munch
<McDohl> | / - \ | / - \ BOOM
<McDohl> | .....
<Moctobot> oh shi
<terra> I'm gonna kill you
<terra> Kill you all.
<Foxie> INTRODUCTION TO MY COCK
<Foxie> A GUIDE AROUND FOXIE'S COCK
<Foxie> BY FOXIEMOXIE
* terra sets mode: +b *!*oxiemoxie@*.ny325.east.verizon.net
* Foxie was kicked by terra (:|)
<Roger> It was a short piece.
<Donut[AFK]> They're big. They fly into things and hang out on doorsteps. They're all over the place. They make OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD NOISES that sound like a lawnmower in your ear if you're out where it's grassier.
<Donut[AFK]> And they stick to things they hit and stay there, because they're lazy and worthless.
<Donut[AFK]> They're like miniature flying PhoenixUltimas.
[04:21] <Esperath> The fucking helicopter alone was almost $18,000.
[04:22] <Xerox> Helicopter?
[04:22] <Esperath> Yeah, they were afraid I'd suffered spinal cord damage, so they rushed me.
[04:22] <Xerox> Oh. Still far from civilization, eh?
[04:22] <Esperath> 90 miles to Flagstaff Medical.
[04:23] <JDigital> $18k for a 90 mile helicopter ride? Jesus, I want in on this racket.
[04:23] <Donut[AFK]> Maybe it's a NUCLEAR HELICOPTER
[04:23] <Donut[AFK]> Powered by uranium and pure gold.
[04:23] <Elfin> DID ESPERATH DIE?
[04:23] <Elfin> OMG
[04:23] <Esperath> zomg yes :'(
[04:23] <Dimastines> Guys, I just got out of bed with Esperath's mom.
[04:23] *** Esperath is now known as Deaderath
[04:23] <Dimastines> I've got some bad news.
[04:24] <Deaderath> Did she give you the clap?
[04:24] <Dimastines> ESPERATH WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
[04:24] <Dimastines> DRUNKEN STD
[04:24] <Elfin> HOLY SHIT.
[04:24] <Deaderath> :(
[04:24] <Xerox> I like how that started! Best parody yet.
[04:25] <Elfin> I say we say a prayer for Esperath.
[04:25] <Elfin> Esperath, who art in heaven...
[04:25] <Xerox> *sniff* He died so young, and with so much more ahead for hi... well, he died young.
[04:26] <Elfin> Please, uh, rain down hentai and Viagra from on high.
[04:26] *** Deaderath is now known as Esperath
[04:26] <Esperath> ZOMG RESURRECTION
[04:26] <Elfin> HOLY CHRISTABLES!
[04:27] <Esperath> I couldn't find any Viagra, but I swiped a bag of CIALIS THE 24 HOUR VIAGRA from St. John's closet.
[04:27] <Xerox> Flibbering flabberknackle!
[04:27] <Dimastines> Esperath, I'm going to have to stab you.
[04:28] <Dimastines> You said ZOMG. Twice. In five minutes.
<Sharkey> Damn cat.
<Sharkey> Kitten. Whateveyrh.uyuh
<Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD
<Sharkey> CLIMBING ON MY FUCKING HEAD.
<Sharkey> KNOCKED OVER MY FUCKING BEER
<Sharkey> No. Friend had it. Raised a whole clutch of them. itter. whabve
<Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN.
<McDohl> heh.
<Moctobot> HAHHAHA
<Zaratustra> awwww
<Sharkey> IT'S TOO FUCKING CUTE SMASH
<Sharkey> Makes little squeeking sounds. Follows me EVERYWHERE.
<Sharkey> Though it did loiter in the living room for quite a while. Was watching Robinson Crusoe on Mars. Wish it'd go back to that.
<Sharkey> I fed it. I gave it water. I showed it where to shit. WHAT DOES IT WANT?
<Sharkey> It won't always be a kitten.
<Zaratustra> OMG IT'S A WEREKITTEN
<Sharkey> Keeps trying to sleep on me.
<Moctobot> how can you not let a kitten sleep on you
<Sharkey> Because it keeps trying to sleep on my hands.
<Moctobot> oh
<Moctobot> that might be problematic, I guess
<Sharkey> Makine squeeking noises again.
<Sharkey> WHAT DO Y OU WNAJ
<Sharkey> GET OOF THE KYBARD
<McDohl> NO WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE CAT THAT SHARKEY IS SEEING IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.
<Sharkey> No, it's a real cat.
<Sharkey> I'm not drunk. It spilled my beer, remember?
And after much name debating:
<Roger> TRON BONNE
<McDohl> Heh.
<Sharkey> Miss Tron.
<Toen> oh. yes.
<Moctobot> TRON BONNE
<McDohl> YES
<Romosome> totally
<Cthulhu-chan> yay, a winner!
<Romosome> Miss Tron
<Moctobot> perfect cat name
<Sharkey> I'll try that one tomorrow.
<Moctobot> A Lunch!
<Moctobot> B Lunch!
<McDohl> Curry Rice!
<Dogstar> Miss Tron!
<Roger> Spaghetti!
<Sharkey> You know, if we name it Miss Tron, every time we call it we'll sound like fucking Servbots.
<Romosome> use your MGS Name Generator
<McDohl> Kickstand Wildebeest. Great.
<Sharkey> Yeah, she'll jump at Toilet Marmoset.
<terra> Pounce Kitty.
<Mediocrity> Marmoset is a good name.
<Romosome> I'm partial to Shotgun Weasel myself
<Sharkey> Kickfag.
<Onomarchus> Kodiak Marmoset
<Mediocrity> Dialing Rhinocerous.
<Sharkey> I almost got her to name it Ritalin.
<Mediocrity> That's a good name!
<McDohl> Awesome.
<Onomarchus> Almost? Who wouldn't love Ritalin?
<terra> That's a great name. What's wrong with her?
<Frocto> Phew.
<Sharkey> She may still go for it, if I push it.
<Mediocrity> Push it.
<Sharkey> Given its behavior over the last couple minutes, I'm thinking Facehugger.
<Sharkey> Get the fuck off me, you smell like a kitten.
<Sharkey> Animals love me. Animals and children.
<Sharkey> Plants die when I touch them. Go fig.
<Brentai> Just think of it this way. TIME TO FEED _____. HAVE YOU SEEN _____. _____ SHAT ALL OVER MY JOURNEY LPS.
<Sharkey> I favor Miss Tron in that context.
<Brentai> My Pussy works but you'd have to be more subtle.
<SailorPsychick> "Honey, have you seen Miss Tron?" "Yeah, she's been under the couch all day, since you beat the hell out of her with that newspaper! You're so mean to that animal!"
<Sharkey> Miss Tron! Shit in your box, not on my Blondie albums. *squirt bottle*
<Brentai> ...you SHOULD sound like a Servbot when you say that shit.
<SailorPsychick> It'll be horrible when Miss Tron goes into heat and you have to get her spayed
<Brentai> Miss Tron, it's time to get you spayed!
<Brentai> ...get off my wavelength, Psychick.
And later, by Sharkey: We did eventually name it Ritalin. My mother's a child psychologist. She was suitably aghast.
*** Clutch has joined #finalfight
<Roger> Clutch, tell us how big your oversized H-game cock is.
<Clutch> Huh?
<Match> Terra wants to know.
<terra> I'm taking a survey of how truthful finalfight is.
<Clutch> I suddenly don't feel like talking.
