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« Reply #1300 on: March 08, 2013, 05:03:29 PM »

Cocaine spider supports this statement.
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« Reply #1301 on: March 10, 2013, 12:37:24 AM »

00:34   <Esperath>: oh god
00:34   <Esperath>: there's some serious roleplay going on in the youtube comments here
00:34   <Esperath>: Neon Genesis Evangelion OP (FULL)
00:34   <nyao>: YOUTUBE: Neon Genesis Evangelion OP (FULL) :-D:-D:-D
00:35   <Aoko>: All I see are hurrs and derps, Esperath
00:35   <Esperath>: it's like ten pages
00:35   <Esperath>: of asuka and kaworu
00:35   <Esperath>: and shinji
00:35   <Esperath>: scroll down until around 11 hours ago
00:35   <Aoko>: Yeah I just see like fifty pages of "Asuka Langley Soryu" herp herp hurr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr hurr derp hurr derp hurr derp hurr hurr hurr hurr derp derp derp durr derp derp derp
00:35   <Esperath>: ...that's pretty much how asuka sounds yes
00:36   <Aoko>: It's that youtube comment improver
00:36   <Aoko>: This is amazing
00:36   <Esperath>: the trick to good roleplay on youtube is find a character that basically sounds like youtube comments anyway
00:36   <Esperath>: hahahaha
00:36   <Esperath>: you had it on?
00:36   <Aoko>: Yes
00:36   <Aoko>: So I'm seeing 11 pages of "Asuka" herp herp durr hurr derp"
00:36   <Aoko>: It's just like rewatching evangelion
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« Reply #1302 on: March 10, 2013, 06:37:11 AM »

<Stush> I wonder what the rest of the world is like in Demolition man.
<Stush> Does australia accept refugees from america who want to be able to swear?
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« Reply #1303 on: March 10, 2013, 07:56:12 PM »

<DS> what is a runway miniskirt?
<DS> Is it a miniskirt with a runway printed on it that make sit look like you are supposed to land a plane in the girls vagina, or something else

Now all I can think of is "RRrrraaoowwwwwwwwww... here comes the aiiiirrrplane!"
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« Reply #1304 on: March 12, 2013, 12:04:07 AM »

<Brentai> Hmph.  All the Miis on this screen are all gathered in their little circles and mine's just standing around in the center looking lost.
<Brentai> Thanks for simulating my life, Nintendo.
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« Reply #1305 on: March 12, 2013, 07:33:52 AM »

Aw c'mon man, my Flagstaff peeps totally adopted you.
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« Reply #1306 on: March 12, 2013, 09:53:42 AM »

Yeah, the timing of that comment's a little weird given that last weekend is practically the first time that didn't happen.  That Miiverse homescreen is just so specifically laid out to look like a high school kid's social nightmare.
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« Reply #1307 on: March 12, 2013, 11:43:00 AM »

I have never wanted a WiiU more than right now.
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« Reply #1308 on: March 17, 2013, 04:16:01 PM »

<@Silversong> So, what are the odds of me caring for someone with the flu all weekend and not getting it myself?
<JDigital> WITH COURAGE WE CAN MAKE IT 100%
<@Silversong> I have courage and gummy vitamins.
<@Cait> Vitamins don't really do anything against the flu.
<@Silversong> ssshhhhh
<@Cait> !haiku
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: I'm not strong enough / Vitamins and minerals / Period. The end.
<@Cait> :D
<@Silversong> ....hax
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« Reply #1309 on: March 30, 2013, 07:47:59 PM »

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As for hot glue guns; I had one explode in my hand last december. It was one of those cheap affairs though. You know; the ones that are cheaper to buy packaged together with a full box of refills, than it is to buy a seperate box of refills. This one apparently did not like the extra pressure I put on the glue stick with my thumb ( I had already ruined the trigger mechanism previously). So all of a sudden, it did not produce any more molten glue from its muzzle, even though I was still pushing in an entire glue stick, which went in like butter.

But before I realized that that molten glue was not disappearing, but had to go somewhere, it went where it shouldn't go, and shorted out the electrical components inside. A very loud cracking bang was the result, which split the housing, spraying almost an entire glue stick worth of hot glue over my hands and chest. It also created a huge, blue spark, which was extra visible, as the short circuit also blew the fuse, leaving me in pitch black darkness (as I usually hobby at night).

So, now I'm another couple of small burn scars (on my lower arms and backs of my hands mostly; my shirt protected my torso) richer, and one hot glue gun poorer.
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« Reply #1310 on: April 16, 2013, 09:27:27 AM »

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14:26   prolspo   https://twitter.com/okcupid/status/324225361384722432
14:26   prolspo   i don't know what this means
14:26   Peebles1   jerry meehan ‏@jerrrymeehan 5m
14:26   Peebles1   @okcupid hahaha you guys should accept my middle finger cus for the last 3 years i met absolutely insane girls off ur website! Woohoo!
14:26   llarack   'Misha Gurevich ‏@drethelin 22s  @AzyxA @okcupid @wizards_magic it's a joke about them accepting bitcoins'
14:28   prolspo   that checks out

Bonus laughs, because I saw Dreth mentioned on a totally unrelated-to-Brontoforums-at-all site.
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« Reply #1311 on: April 16, 2013, 03:11:17 PM »

<joxam> so i used to think that vignette was a tiny vinyard
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« Reply #1312 on: April 21, 2013, 10:43:15 AM »

<zaratustra> Twenty-three Brazilian police officers were sentenced to 156 years in jail each on Sunday
<zaratustra> that's a lot of police officers
<Vance> What did they do to anger you?
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« Reply #1313 on: April 22, 2013, 12:34:27 PM »

they made an indie game about death where you play as a dot and there is somber music
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« Reply #1314 on: April 24, 2013, 04:12:19 PM »

<Mongrel> The one true universal human constant:
<Mongrel> http://www-robotics.jpl.nasa.gov/images/mer2-590.jpg
<QED2> drawing the green lantern symbol is the one true universal human constant?
<Mongrel> Look harder.
<Draconis> It's a sailboat!
<QED2> lol i legit did not see it, well done
<burboy> I like the fact that you saw a gl symbol first
<Mongrel> To hell with stuff like the Voyager disks.
<Mongrel> If the earth is cleansed by fire tomorrow, it's okay, we reached out our hand as far as we possibly could and scrawled the one crude epitaph that'll tell any visiting aliens all they'll ever need to know about us.
<Quasius> Unfortunately, Mars has atmospheric weather. :(((
<Quasius> We need to get started on the Moon Penis Project immediately.
<QED2>  Lunar? I barely even know 'er!
<Iteration> I don't understand that picture and also don't feel like staring at it until I do
<DeathSquiggle> It's a cock and balls 
<Iteration> how droll
<DeathSquiggle> On mars
<Iteration> oh that's pretty good then
<burboy> also apparently one of the balls is a green lantern
<DeathSquiggle> I want to read about the comic book character who is just a regular guy except one of his balls is a green lantern
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« Reply #1315 on: May 02, 2013, 02:55:52 AM »

[10:43] <@Friday> if I could only give one tip for the bedroom, it'd be "talk to him/her"
[10:43] <@Friday> "and not dirty"
[10:43] <@Friday> "though that's ok too"
[10:43] <@Friday> "make graphs and charts if required"
[10:44] <@Friday> "use plastic figures on wargamer terrain if required"
[10:44] <zara2> tattoo a walkthrough on the thigh
[10:44] <@Friday> "Hex is generally considered superior to squares"
[10:44] <zara2> IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE AT ABOUT THE RIGHT DISTANCE
[10:44] <@Friday> "Attack from the rear or flank for bonus damage"
[10:45] <zara2> do you know about timed hits
[10:45] <@Friday> when the woman's core opens, shoot
[10:47] <@Friday> fire is weak to ice
[10:47] <zara2> would it help if I made an ipad game
[10:48] <@Friday> when two orgasms happen at the same time, the female's orgasm goes on the stack, then the males, resolve them in that order
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« Reply #1316 on: May 02, 2013, 04:29:35 AM »

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I love Meat Loaf - not so much his political leanings. He wanted his fans to vote Romney in 2012. Well, I'd do anything for Loaf, but I wont do that.
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« Reply #1317 on: May 04, 2013, 06:13:53 AM »

[14:08] <Vance> http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/04/30/1205911/-Conservatives-less-likely-to-buy-same-lightbulbs-if-you-tell-them-it-will-help-the-environment
[14:12] <zara2> it is my right as an american to destroy the environment
[14:13] <@Smiler> what has the environment ever done for me?
[14:13] <Vance> Nothing. It just sits around collecting CO2 welfare
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« Reply #1318 on: May 05, 2013, 01:38:42 AM »

<fleece> controversial study reveals: people like pretty things more than ugly things
<sede> says pretty blonde news reporter
<sede> now on to the ugly weather dude
<sede> *everyone groans*

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« Reply #1319 on: May 05, 2013, 10:54:55 AM »

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Why does the hipster keep burning his mouth?
[spoiler]He eats all his food way before it's cool.[/spoiler]
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