[01:50:52pm -7] <+Aoko> ...
[01:50:54pm -7] <+Aoko> The TENCHI MOVIES
[01:50:59pm -7] <+Aoko> Wait no you guys saw the best (worst) one already
[01:51:18pm -7] <+Aoko> Wait did you guys see the one where he gets laid by a tree, or the one where his 12 year old future daughter licks his nipples to put him into a coma
[01:51:23pm -7] <Neeerds> We didn't see the one where Tenchi almost fucks his daughter
[01:51:43pm -7] <Caithness> the tree one, Aoko
[01:51:46pm -7] <@patito> aoko, isn't that the same movie?
[01:51:46pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> i dont care unless he's giving Ryoko the D
[01:52:08pm -7] <@Romosome> Lyrai
[01:52:13pm -7] <+Aoko> patito: No, there's three Tenchi movies
[01:52:20pm -7] <@Romosome> I'll kill you
[01:52:21pm -7] <@patito> but yeah, it was the tree movie
[01:52:27pm -7] <+Aoko> The first one is kind of just "Anime movie." Something happens, and in the end, it's erased from the timeline so it never bothers the TV canon
[01:52:40pm -7] <@Romosome> is that the one where he wants to bang his mom
[01:52:42pm -7] <+Aoko> The second one involves a crazy tree demon stealing his sperm, making a daughter, sending her back in time to seduce him.
[01:52:42pm -7] <@patito> haha, tenchi movie TV canon
[01:52:44pm -7] <@patito> that's hilarious
[01:52:45pm -7] <+Aoko> This involves licking his nipples.
[01:52:47pm -7] <Upthorn> which is good, because it couldn't decide which canon it wanted to be part of
[01:52:50pm -7] <Caithness> i have seen the daughter movie on my own
[01:52:51pm -7] <@Romosome> wait
[01:52:57pm -7] <@Romosome> there's TWO tenchi movies about incest?
[01:52:59pm -7] <+Aoko> The third one involves a tree woman sucking him into the future, and we see tenchi get laid a buncho f times on screen
[01:53:10pm -7] <+Aoko> Romosome: Tecnhically, they're all about incest.
[01:53:16pm -7] <+Aoko> Just varying degrees
[01:53:17pm -7] <@Romosome> how is the third one about incest
[01:53:21pm -7] <Upthorn> Technically, Aeka was always his aunt.
[01:53:28pm -7] <@patito> there's at least two involving trees apparently
[01:53:29pm -7] <+Aoko> Because the tree woman was his grandfather's old flame or something
[01:53:38pm -7] <+Aoko> Let's just air them all on OH so we can discuss it
[01:54:00pm -7] <@Romosome> did I miss a Love Hina movie where he sequentially bangs everyone too or something
[01:54:05pm -7] <Upthorn> and washu is possibly technically his mother?
[01:54:13pm -7] <+Aoko> Upthorn: OH MAN
[01:54:16pm -7] <@Romosome> my perpetual hatred of idiotic formulaic harem anime was mostly because it was so wishywashy
[01:54:16pm -7] <+Aoko> Oh man I JUST REMEMBERED
[01:54:18pm -7] <myew> They technically have the thing is you can possibly think of something to go on sunday.
[01:54:19pm -7] <@Romosome> nobody ever gets laid
[01:54:19pm -7] <+Aoko> Okay
[01:54:22pm -7] <+Aoko> According to the OAV3
[01:54:25pm -7] <+Aoko> Tenchi is technically God
[01:54:27pm -7] <Upthorn> hahaha, a love hina movie where they all get laid would be awesome
[01:54:30pm -7] <+Aoko> So Tenchi is veryone's father
[01:54:30pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> Romosome: the only choices were Kitsune or delicious brown girl
[01:54:32pm -7] <+Aoko> Technically
[01:54:38pm -7] <@Romosome> Lyrai: what happens if he bangs haruhi
[01:55:20pm -7] <@patito> romo, eventually he'll travel in time to fuck that daughter too
[01:55:24pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> Tenchi's family tree is dangerous levels of WHAT
[01:55:58pm -7] <Upthorn> Tenchi's family tree looks very much like the magnetic field lines surrounding the average star.
[01:56:16pm -7] <+Aoko> Okay, basically
[01:56:18pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> binary star
[01:56:20pm -7] <@Romosome> I'm sorry the correct answer was "god knows" thanks for playing
[01:56:33pm -7] <+Aoko> At ten thousand or more years in the future, a crazy event happens, and the goddesses need to stop it
[01:56:38pm -7] * @patito slow clap
[01:56:43pm -7] <+Aoko> So through time travel, Tenchi is the reincarnation of this superdiety
[01:56:47pm -7] <@Smiler> and they need to fuck tenchi
[01:56:52pm -7] <+Aoko> Except because of their tactions, Tenchi is also father to the entire universe
[01:56:56pm -7] <myew> Tenchi was pretty much exactly what the fuck they wanted.
[01:56:57pm -7] <@Romosome> SUPER deity
[01:57:00pm -7] <+Aoko> In a reincarnated sense
[01:57:04pm -7] <@Romosome> AND THIS IS TO GO
[01:57:06pm -7] <+Aoko> So basically, Tenchi Muyo is a show about incest
[01:57:07pm -7] <@Romosome> EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
[01:57:14pm -7] <@Romosome> so
[01:57:15pm -7] <+Aoko> ROMOSOME IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
[01:57:17pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> Spaghetti family tree
[01:57:18pm -7] <+Aoko> THIS IS INCEST
[01:57:18pm -7] <@Romosome> they could've localized the show
[01:57:21pm -7] <+Aoko> THIS IS SUPER INCEST
[01:57:23pm -7] <@Romosome> as Who's Your Daddy
[01:57:26pm -7] <+Aoko> THIS IS INCEST, BEYOND THE NORMAL INCEST
[01:57:28pm -7] <+Aoko> AND THIS
[01:57:30pm -7] <+Aoko> IS TO GO
[01:57:31pm -7] <+Aoko> EVEN
[01:57:32pm -7] <+Aoko> FURTHER
[01:57:33pm -7] <+Aoko> DEEPER
[01:57:40pm -7] <Upthorn> YOURS IS THE INCEST THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
[01:57:43pm -7] <@Romosome> *screaming and grunting for 10 minutes straight*
[01:57:50pm -7] <@Romosome> *shocked onlookers worldwide*
[01:57:52pm -7] <+Aoko> Which is exactly how I picture Tenchi having sex
[01:58:14pm -7] <@patito> man, I really liked tenchi
[01:58:19pm -7] <@patito> what is wrong with me
[01:58:19pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> And you cant have a threeway with washu and ryoko without severe feelings of ICK
[01:58:22pm -7] <+Aoko> patito: I like it too
[01:58:24pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> :S
[01:58:27pm -7] <@Romosome> Saturn
[01:58:29pm -7] <+Aoko> I just
[01:58:29pm -7] <@Romosome> why not
[01:58:38pm -7] <Mr_Saturn|PC> Washu is ryoko's MOM
[01:58:38pm -7] <@patito> well, I said, liked
[01:58:42pm -7] <Nodal> came
[01:58:44pm -7] <+Aoko> Am willing to point out how hilariously 90s stupid it's storyline is, and how it's a great case study for why you should be more coherent
[01:58:47pm -7] <@patito> I'm not sure I still like it
[01:58:52pm -7] <+Aoko> Saturn: And Tenchi is both of their fathers
[01:58:52pm -7] <@patito> but I'm not gonna risk it
[01:59:01pm -7] * Mr_Saturn|PC aaaagh my mind
[01:59:21pm -7] * @Romosome eyes saturn
[01:59:22pm -7] <+Aoko> Some part of this tenchi conversation needs to go in the quotes thread
[01:59:24pm -7] <+Aoko> I'm not sure which
[01:59:34pm -7] <+Aoko> Oh god I laughed so hard i hurt myself
[01:59:40pm -7] <Upthorn> just put it all in and let god sort it out