Topic: Quotes (Read 148536 times)

Friday · « **Reply #200 on:** January 08, 2009, 04:44:53 PM »

<myew> shut the fuck up WFE I can post here if I want

Brentai · « **Reply #201 on:** January 08, 2009, 04:45:46 PM »

...I guess myew infecting Friday was inevitable. Sigh.

I'll go get my shotgun.

Friday · « **Reply #202 on:** January 08, 2009, 04:48:09 PM »

<myew> haha! I am immortal as long as I have this tiny plate in my head.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #203 on:** January 08, 2009, 04:48:54 PM »

But will he kill Friday... or himself? :dramaticpause:

Brentai · « **Reply #204 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:00:40 PM »

NO! I MUST KILL THE MYEWS!!!

Zaratustra · « **Reply #205 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:03:14 PM »

<myew> Friday is a starlock, a taclord, a rogue, a shielding swordmage, and a mandatory hug hour!

I suggest we split this into myewquotes

Aintaer · « **Reply #206 on:** January 09, 2009, 10:07:14 AM »

<Kayumi> but, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
<Joxam> Yeah, people are stupid.
<myew> Yeah, people are stupid and i knew people around here are grotesquely fat.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #207 on:** January 09, 2009, 05:10:19 PM »

myewspew needs a triumphant return, yes.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #208 on:** January 11, 2009, 10:42:36 AM »

<myew> God damnit even amazon.com thinks i'm an unofficial gay.

Kazz · « **Reply #209 on:** January 14, 2009, 11:47:51 PM »

[2:43] * Romosome climbs maou
[2:43] * maou pulls Romo's prostate out through his urethra.
[2:43] <Romosome> that's not very nice
[2:43] <JDigital> don't knock it til you've tried it
[2:43] <BongoBill> And, just like that, maou invented a new sex move.
[2:44] <BongoBill> We're dealing with a genius here.
[2:44] <maou> it only works once.
[2:44] <maou> And it usually kills.
[2:44] <BongoBill> Sex and death! A true artist!
[2:44] <JDigital> and then he can knock it with his final breath
[2:44] <maou> "This... sucks. *dead*"
[2:45] <JDigital> we'll all chip in for a headstone that reads, "ROMOSOME: 1984 - 2009 OW MY FUCKING DICK"
[2:45] <JDigital> a brass plaque below, "He left this world the way he entered - a painful, bleeding crotch"

Brentai · « **Reply #210 on:** January 15, 2009, 12:07:53 AM »

blah blah blah blah blah Friday's blah blah

McDohl · « **Reply #211 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:22:03 AM »

blah blah blah blah blah qualabilities blah blah

Aintaer · « **Reply #212 on:** January 15, 2009, 05:27:47 PM »

Quote from: AIM

(8:20:48 PM) Aintaer: Paternal twins are born. Brother and sister separate; sister goes on space journey, comes back and marries an older man: her brother.
(8:20:53 PM) Aintaer: TWINCEST PARADOX
(8:20:56 PM) Aintaer: the hottest paradox
(8:22:05 PM) patito: that's hardly a paradox
(8:22:12 PM) Aintaer: ...tsk
(8:22:19 PM) Aintaer: it's a reference to Einstein's thought experiment
(8:22:23 PM) Aintaer: the Twins Paradox
(8:22:30 PM) patito: unless she travels back in time to becomes her brother's mother
(8:22:37 PM) Aintaer: that's no paradox
(8:22:39 PM) Aintaer: that's just wrong
(8:22:57 PM) patito: no you see, this also means she boned her father
(8:24:36 PM) patito: though in retrospect that's also hardly a paradox
(8:25:15 PM) Aintaer: You're a horrendous person.

JDigital · « **Reply #213 on:** January 16, 2009, 01:30:00 AM »

I think that's the plot of Gunbuster.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #214 on:** January 23, 2009, 05:40:01 PM »

<lapLD> penises aren't even sexy usually
<lapLD> they're just less horrific looking than vaginas

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #215 on:** January 27, 2009, 11:23:49 AM »

A quote from my digital class:

Professor: "When use ASCII?"
Student in front of me: "When you want an answerie."

I approve of this more nerdy version of the armies joke.

Kayma · « **Reply #216 on:** January 27, 2009, 02:32:42 PM »

...his SLEEVIES!

...

Friday · « **Reply #217 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:14:39 AM »

[14:15:04] <Brentai> > INV
[14:15:29] <ElPolloDiablo> You are carrying:
[14:15:37] <ElPolloDiablo> a pack of condoms with holes in them
[14:15:44] <ElPolloDiablo> some paper clips
[14:15:50] <ElPolloDiablo> a wad of used gum
[14:15:55] <ElPolloDiablo> a Hello Kitty vibrator
[14:15:59] <ElPolloDiablo> 108 gold pieces
[14:16:05] <Brentai> and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeee
[14:16:28] <McFrugal> > WIELD VIBRATOR
[14:16:40] <ElPolloDiablo> You are not yet experienced enough to wield this weapon.
[14:17:11] <Brentai> There is an elf here.
[14:17:15] <Brentai> You are surrounded by 8 ogres.
[14:17:32] <Brentai> The Cheetohs are right next to you.
[14:18:07] <JDigital> You're a MALE character. You are non-proficient with VIBRATOR, and
have a -4 nonproficiency penalty to all Use Vibrator checks.
[14:18:25] *** ElPolloDiablo is now known as memo
[14:18:44] <Brentai> Great, now I have the need to make a text adventure where you play a
normal person playing Dungeons and Dragons.
[14:19:27] <memo> I eat the ogres, and crush the cheetohs with my enchanted flail.
[14:19:52] <Brentai> You put the tiny metal ogre figurines in your mouth and swallow them.
[14:19:53] <Brentai> ...
[14:20:02] <Brentai> You have choked and died.
[14:20:09] <memo> YOU ARE DEAD.
[14:20:20] <memo> Of a possible 732 points, you acquired a score of 3.
[14:20:43] <memo> This gives you the rating of Shit-Fucking Cockmongering Dickstick.
[14:20:46] <Brentai> With your ghost vision, you can see your roleplaying buddies carrying
you to the hospital. Most of them wheeze and collapse within three steps.
[14:20:48] <Brentai> They die as well.
[14:21:05] <Brentai> Your score is: 18. You are a BIG FAG.
[14:21:14] <Brentai> Do you want to load a saved game?
[14:21:21] <memo> NO

Bold added by me, because I still want to play that game.

Mongrel · « **Reply #218 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:18:39 AM »

You have just earned the acheivement 'Fire and Forget'!

Lady Duke · « **Reply #219 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:03:12 PM »

Me: I just ate a minibagel with bad past-due creamcheese on it D:
Kazz: If you don't remember buyin something, don't eat it.
Me: Well I remember buying it with you. Weeks and weeks ago :o
Kazz: ...
Me: :3c

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