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[Friday]

<Dogstar> So, after giving the modding community half a decade to brew and ferment and then picking out .. hmm. 7.5 gigs of mods, I've decided that Oblivion was a shitty game, but Oblivion + mods is addictive as shit.
<MetalSlime> Oblivion isn't five years old :|
<@Cait> Decades are 6 years long where Dogstar is from.
<JDigital> dog years

[Aintaer]

<Roger> Hmm, 60 pokemon on the ranch and it upgrades
<Roger> I must catch more bidoofs
Squizzle has kicked Roger from #finalfight (You make me sad.)

[Aintaer]

<Meikai>   guys I need more fake love facts
<Meowgret_Thatcher>   Meikai: Love is facilitated by oxycontin oxytocin.
<zaratustra>   Money can buy you love.  In fact, certain branches of Sainsbury's have special love counters, where you can buy various brands of freshly baked love every morning.
<Aintaer>   Some of them are only half-baked.
<zaratustra>   The fashion in Wales for giving your young sweetheart a love spoon replaced the highly dangerous kissing axe.
<zaratustra>   Germans are incapable of feeling love. If a situation would cause a German to feel love, he instead builds a car.
<zaratustra>   As a brilliant marketing ploy, the Hallmark Greeting Card Company invented women in 1927.  It later went on to invent weddings, birthdays and Valentine's Day.
<Aintaer>   Love can grow in most environments, being highly resistant to climate variation.  However, love cannot bloom on the battlefield.
<zaratustra>   Love has an exothermic reaction with oxygen, which becomes explosive if love is placed in a vessel of water.
<Aintaer>   Love, being an organic compound, has the same reaction to nitrate replacement as cellulose.  Hence when love is immersed in nitric acid, it will produce the extremely volatile substance Gunlove.
<zaratustra>   The opposite of love is not hate. The opposite of love is indifference. The opposite of hate is bunnies.
<Aintaer>   Warning: Love is known to cause the highly toxic irritant Children.  Do not use Love when operating heavy machinery.
<Meowgret_Thatcher>   Love was founded in 1874 through the merger of several smaller emotional duchies.
<Aintaer>   Though you cannot survive without love, survival with love is made difficult on account of the velociraptors.
<Aintaer>   The earliest documented evidence for love's invention was discovered in the 3700 year old tomb of a Chinese magistrate.
<Meowgret_Thatcher>   Love is not native to the Americas, but was brought by Spanish and Dutch explorers in the age of sail.
<Aintaer>   The British imported 3.1 million tons of love from Southwest India, where it flourishes in abundance.
<drethelin>   that is why the kama sutra is from india

[Büge]

<zaratustra>   Germans are incapable of feeling love. If a situation would cause a German to feel love, he instead builds a car.

There go my chances with Chloe Vevrier. 

[Lady Duke]

<lady_duke> fuck me, i want something to eat
<lady_duke> something savoury
<lady_duke> just a little.
* maou unzip.
<lady_duke> hahahaha
<lady_duke> maou :3
<maou> fuck me, you want just a little savoury something

[Ted Belmont]

<@Romosome> !score
<dragongame> Romosome, you have achieved nothing of note!
<@Romosome> oh dragongame, you know me so well

[A²]

<Sharkey> If memes bred and escaped from every goddamn IRC channel like they do here we'd be even more deluged by them. I mean, we would be communicating solely through memes at this point.
<Romosome> o rly?

<Brentai> Short Biography: born in Gerudo Valley to two lesbian moms, Ganondorf has quite an interesting past...
<Zaratustra>  born in Gerudo Valley to two lesbian moms, acquired one third of the power of god and became a giant pig.
<Brentai> In retrospect, the power of the Gods isn't all that great after all.
<Zaratustra> It's mostly so you can enter dungeon 9
<Brentai> Getting the other two thirds would probably have made him a giant chicken, given how terrifying Hyrulian chickens are.
<Kayumi> Cucco.
<Zaratustra> the chickens are the secret masters of the world
<Kayumi> Cuccos.
<Brentai> Short for Cuccoyourassifyoufuckwithem.
<Zaratustra> THE FILTHY CHICKEN, IT PLANS
<Kayumi> They're not chickens.
<Kayumi> they're cuccos.
<Xerox> He was the only man in a village of women. What the hell else did he want?
<Brentai> ...
* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.
<Kayumi> Xerox: a pleasure garden.
* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.
<Zaratustra> Cuccos are a subset of chicken.
* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.
* Kayumi crows and swarms Brentai in deadly clucking hordes.
* Brentai picks Kayumi up and throws him at a picture of Mario.
* Brentai picks Kayumi up and throws him down a well.
* Brentai throws bombs at Kayumi.
<Zaratustra> correction
<Brentai> DIE.  FUCK YOU DIE.
<Zaratustra> he was the only man in a village of -lesbians-
<Kayumi> They somehow evolved into pigs.  And no, the Gerudo are all into guys
<Kayumi> Except maybe twinrova, but the guys aren't into them.
<Zaratustra> they steal men or something right?
<Kayumi> Yeah
<Brentai> He was the King of Half-Naked Warrior Lesbians.  And he's ANGRY.
<Kayumi> He wanted rain.
<Kayumi> He explains in Wind Waker.
<Brentai> Given his obsession with Link, there's really only one conclusion to be made.
<Zaratustra> he just wanted to play his piano and have zelda in a crystal :(
<Kayumi> It was an organ.
<Zaratustra> I didn't want to say 'play his organ'
<Brentai> HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN.  IT MAKES YOU TURN INTO A GIANT PIG.
<Cannon> Giving new reason to wanting to "pork" someone.
<Brentai> ...ow.

(22:58:28) Niku: http://pics.livejournal.com/jacksonpublick/pic/0000bxrz/
(23:00:27) terra: that's more of Brock's penis than I ever expected or wanted to see
(23:00:52) Cannon: ...I didn't even notice until you brought that up. I feel as though I have shamed this channel.
(23:02:16) Niku: pffft
(23:02:22) Niku: everyone's life needs more brock penis
(23:02:32) Cannon: It's just his balls, mostly.
(23:03:52) Cannon: Okay, ball.
(23:04:33) Niku: and yet
(23:04:37) Niku: he has more manly in that one ball
(23:04:42) Niku: than 37 of our balls combined
(23:04:50) Niku: and we should know
(23:04:54) Niku: with how often we "combine" them
(23:05:04) terra: Wait wait no
(23:05:10) terra: there's definite outline of dick
(23:05:17) terra: I guess you guys don't stare at these things like I do
(23:05:27) Niku: LET'S MAGNIFY IT
(23:05:51) Cannon: Enhance.
(23:06:05) Detonator: the full size is plenty big
(23:06:06) Cannon: ...No, I don't see shaft.
(23:06:12) Cannon: Enhance.
(23:06:15) Detonator: THERE IS PENIS
(23:06:20) ***myew blinks
(23:05:20) McDohl: IN 1999
(23:05:21) Niku: http://niku.pyoko.org/cocksamson.jpg
(23:05:23) McDohl: ALL IS PENIS
(23:05:53) Detonator: just click on "full size" you tards
(23:06:01) Cannon: No, I'm not seeing it.
(23:06:17) Cannon: Unless he's flaccid and that's the sorriest outline of head I've yet seen.
(23:06:34) Niku: oh hey there's a full size
(23:06:34) Niku: :D
(23:08:03) terra: yes I was looking at the FULL SIZE and it was
(23:08:06) terra: dddddick
(23:08:46) Niku: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-ICK
(23:10:10) Cannon: No, that's just ball. I've been looking at the full size for a while now.
(23:10:42) Esperath: Niku, what a great ploy.
(23:10:48) terra: no, there's a fucking dick, cannon
(23:10:50) terra: I can TELL
(23:10:52) Esperath: You have people staring at dick for how long now?
(23:10:52) terra: I KNOW PENIS
(23:11:08) Esperath: 13 minutes and counting.
(23:11:31) terra: I stopped looking
(23:11:36) Detonator: how is that NOT penis?
(23:11:42) terra: Because I was certain that it was penis.
(23:12:33) Cannon: ...Okay, I'm not seeing another testicle. Unless Brock lost one (and I can see that happening), I'll concur that we have johnson.

<Romosome> hmmm
<Romosome> if I read 20 pages of the FATAL sourcebook a night
<Romosome> I could be done in a little over a month
<Vance> And what would you have to show for it?
<Vance> A goddamn twitch, Romo
<Romosome> a gleam in my eye and the power of 900 pages of forbidden knowledge
<Romosome> think about it
<Romosome> you could derail any conversation with 100 pages memorized.
<Romosome> 200 would let you stop muggers dead in their tracks.
<Romosome> by 500 I could stop bullets.

<Moebius> Everybody should distrust Wikipedia
<Moebius> it's like a library where you have 2nd graders dragging the reference books out and scribbling in them, except you can't see where the scribbles are on Wikipedia
<Moebius> also eating the pages

<Sede> I was cleaning out under my waterbed mattress a few years ago and found a razorblade. I was cleaning it out again today and found a 5" long nail. I think I have a suicidal waterbed :(
<Sede> I also found Auto Insurance from Monopoly, and a broken-off mechanical monkey hand. I don't know how this stuff winds up under my waterbed but it is awesome.
<Kazz> there isn't Auto Insurance in Monopoly
<Kazz> there is in Life though
<Sede> The things that wind up under my matress is like the inventory of an old LucasArts adventure game.
<Sede> I always stashed Auto Insurance somewhere near when playing Monopoly in case I got the car piece. Then I didn't have to pay taxes.
<Sede> I usually got to be the car, because otherwise I'd pick the Scottish-Terrier-riding-a-wheelbarrow-wearing-a-tophat piece, which didn't leave anyone else many options.
<Sede> My dad probably shouldn't have given me a soldering iron for my birthday.

<Ex|ZZZ> DEAR GOD
* Ex|ZZZ is now known as Exdeath
<Exdeath> JUST BECAUSE IT'S APPROACHING SUMMER DOES NOT MEAN YOU SET THE THERMOSTAT TO 'MEAT LOCKER'
<Exdeath> !@$!@$!@$!$$I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
<Sede> I can.


[1:36] <Wiimosome> Odd-sounding name aside, I wonder if it's
  really a good idea to name it that
[1:36] <Wiimosome> It sounds TOO trendy.
[1:36] <Wiimosome> It will confuse old people.
[1:37] <Wiimosome> Wasn't the point of the system to try and
  draw in new age groups by making the game interface less
  scary?
[1:37] <Moebius> I think it's too vague
[1:37] <Moebius> too intangible
[1:37] <Kazz> What can you possibly name a console that would
  appeal it to old people?
[1:37] <Wiimosome> Kazz: ummmmmm
[1:38] <Wiimosome> something spelled in a non-confusing manner,
  mostly.
[1:38] <Wiimosome> Something that is HARD to mispronounce.
[1:38] <Wiimosome> That's why Sony is a great brand name
[1:38] <Wiimosome> you can't fuck it up
[1:38] <Kazz> Maybe the Nintendo Legacy?
[1:39] <Wiimosome> Kazz: Still too bold and scary
[1:39] <Wii-Ham> Legacy isn't exactly something that's going to
  draw in a fresh crowd
[1:39] <Wiimosome> well, Wii is a start
[1:39] <Wiimosome> it's like
[1:39] <Kazz> I'm just trying to think of something I would
  name a four-door sedan that beeps when you leave the blinker
  on too long.
[1:39] <Wiimosome> It's soft and neutral and fun
[1:39] <Kazz> The Nintendo Buick Regal
[1:39] <Wiimosome> But the odd spelling is the too-trendy part
[1:39] <WiiCricket> The Nintendo Respectful Grandchildren
[1:39] <Kazz> The Nintendo Cutlass Supreme
[1:39] <Wiimosome> It shouldn't be something you have to mouth
  for a bit while reading it, pausing out of fear
[1:39] <DNi> Consoles only last five years anyway, Romo
[1:40] <Kazz> The Nintendo Rosie O'Donnell
[1:40] <WiiCricket> So do old people.
[1:40] <Esperath> The Nintendo Massive Wang
[1:40] <Wii-Ham> The Nintendo Heavenly Fortune
[1:41] <Kazz> The Nintendo Overcooked Steak
[1:41] <AFK> romo how do you mispronounce wii anyway
[1:41] <Wiimosome> you don't mispronounce it
[1:41] <Wiimosome> as much as you see it and stop in your tracks
[1:41] <Wiimosome> and stare at it for a second sort of
  open-mouthed and confused
[1:41] <Wiimosome> and then when you say it it's with a
  question mark
[1:41] <Wiimosome> "W....Wii?"
[1:41] <Kazz> The Nintendo Depends
[1:42] <Wii-Ham> I SAW A SQUIRREL RUN ACROSS THE ROAD AND IT
  DIDN'T GET RUN OVER AND IT WAS LIKE WIIIIIIIIII
[1:42] <Kazz> The Nintendo One Glass Of Wine Won't Kill Me,
  Damn It
[1:42] <Wiimosome> I WENT UP TO THIS THUG GANGSTER AND HE WAS
  ALL LIKE YO MOTHAFUCKA WIIIIIIII
[1:42] <Esperath> TODD JUST GOT THROWN IN JAIL AND SHANKED SOME
  DOOD AND I WAS ALL WII!
[1:42] <Wiimosome> Nintendo CSPAN
[1:42] <Esperath> The Nintendo Meat Shank.
[1:42] <Wiimosome> Nintendo Sony.  There we go.
[1:43] <Wiimosome> Name the console the "Sony"
[1:43] <Wiimosome> that's a great name
[1:43] <Kazz> Nintendo Oatmeal
[1:43] <AFK> Nintendo Metamucil!
[1:43] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Breakfast System
[1:43] <Kuradobewii> ARE YOU GUYS DONE YET
[1:43] <Esperath> Now you're playing with power.  Digestive
  power!
[1:43] <DNi> Nintendo Trucktankbot
[1:43] <Wiimosome> maybe once the old farts go through whatever
  Brain Training is called over here they won't be as easily
  scared anymore
[1:43] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Imperial Power
[1:43] <Esperath> It's called Brain Age, I think
[1:43] <Kazz> Nintendo Lots Of People At Your Funeral
[1:44] <Wiimosome> why the fuck did they call it that
[1:44] <Mowiius> Nintendo Cheaper than a PS3
[1:44] <Kazz> Nintendo I'm Old Enough To Have Ice Cream When I
  Fucking Want Some
[1:44] <Wiimosome> how is Brain Age a better english title than
  Brain Training
[1:44] <Wiimosome> someone tell me that
[1:44] <WiiCricket> Brainage
[1:44] <Fwiied_Octopus> Nintendo lots of people at your funeral
  is winning so far.
[1:45] <Kazz> Nintendo Bypass
[1:45] <Wii-Ham> I guess "Brain Training" sounds more like work
[1:45] <Esperath> Quadruple Nintendo Bypass
[1:45] <AFK> Brain Training sounds too workful, yeah.
[1:45] <Kazz> Nintendo Limbaugh
[1:45] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Does What Sonyn't
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NINTENDO LIMBAUGH?
[1:45] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Blast Processor
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> AUGH
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NO
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[1:46] <Mowiius> Nintendo Pricepoint
[1:46] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo I Wish I Was In Carrickfergus
[1:46] <DNi> Nintendo Sonic Boom Tiger
[1:46] <Wiimosome> oh god
[1:46] <Wiimosome> I got it
[1:46] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Uppercut
[1:46] <Wiimosome> I have the perfect name
[1:46] <Wiimosome> we'll call it
[1:46] <Mowiius> Nintendo Porch
[1:46] <Wiimosome> this is so great, it appeals to everyone
[1:46] <Wiimosome> are you ready for this?
[1:46] <Kuradobewii> Yes, Wiimo
[1:47] <Wiimosome> We'll call it the Nintendo Family Computer
[1:47] <Kayumi> Nintendo Family Wii
[1:47] <WiiCricket> That's brilliant.
[1:47] <Kayumi> one wii for the whole family to play with
[1:47] <WiiCricket> Nintendo Family Computer
[1:47] <Kazz> Nintendo New Golf Clubs
[1:47] <Mowiius> you could even give it a cute nickname
[1:47] <Wiimosome> yeah
[1:47] <Mowiius> like Fawiicom or something
[1:47] <Wiimosome> like...Famicom!
[1:47] <WiiCricket> BRILLIANT!
[1:47] <Wiimosome> NOTHING IS NEW
[1:47] <DNi> The Nintendo Super Nintendo Advance
[1:47] <Kayumi> "i GOT A WII FOR CHRISTMAS!"
[1:47] <Kuradobewii> FAWIICOM? :D
[1:48] <tewiia> STOP
[1:48] <DNi> The Nintendo Super Nintendo 64 Advance
[1:48] * tewiia is now known as terra
[1:48] <terra> STOP ALREADY
[1:48] <terra> GOD DAMN
[1:48] <WiiCricket> HAMMWIIR TIME
[1:48] <terra> YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE ANYTHING BORING
[1:48] * terra sets mode: +m
[1:48] <Wiimosome> Hey, I was being entertaining.
[1:48] <Wiimosome> But that's why I have voice, I guess.
[1:49] * terra sets mode: -m
[1:49] <Kazz> Nintendo Kevorkian
[1:49] <Kayumi> wii pissed off terra.
[1:49] <Wii-Ham> KAZZ NOO
[1:49] <WiiCricket> hahahaha
[1:49] * terra sets mode: +b *!*orphen@*.sympatico.ca
[1:49] * Kayumi was kicked by terra (terra)

<Whore> Ultimecia sucked.  I would have payed $30 extra dollars to have Rinoa as the villain instead.  I mean, that would have been the coolest plot twist EVER.
<Xerox> Seriously!
<Xerox> In fact, what game has EVER made you fight your beloved for the final villain?
<Xerox> Some games make you fight your childhood best friend, but have any done the girlfriend thing?
<Guildenstern> I fought and killed the right hand at the end of Smash Brothers. That's kinda the same idea.

<Sharkey> And you know, to anybody who bitched about how batshit Metal Gear Solid 2 was, Kojima has always been like this.
<Sharkey> Hell, I couldn't play through Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake on MSX. As soon as I had my first boss encounter with BLACK COLOR, A SECRED NINJA FROM NASA, I couldn't stop laughing long enough to hurt him.

<Niku> one winged angel
<Niku> IN TEXT FORM
<Niku> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
<Niku> SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE
<Niku> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
<Niku> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
<Niku> SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE
<Niku> DEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLE
<Niku> BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
<Niku> LATIN LATIN LATIN
<Niku> SEPHIROTH
<Niku> the end

Lyrai              THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT A TRIGGER.
Esperath   :OOO
Lyrai              I TURNED ALL REMOTES OFF
Stushcinta   Romo ruins everything. D:
Lyrai              THEY WILL REMAIN OFF UNTIL ROMOSME AND ESPERATH APOLOGIZE.
Romosome     D: MY HOMOZONE

<myew> How do i spoil spider man? The goblin dies? Spider man is a man?

<Niku> i think they should remake the running man like they did with charlie and the chocolate factory, being more true to the book
<Niku> because an american guy crashing an airplane into a skyscraper would fly awesomely in this day and age
<Niku> what do you think guys
<+Romosome> you're fired
<Niku> no YOU'RE FIRED
* Niku shoots Romosome out of a cannon into the sun
<+Romosome> who started that anyways
<Niku> futurama.
<Kayin> They should remake the Mario Movie like they did Charlie and the Chocolate Factory --- by having Tim Burton do it............................ Or something.
* @terra crashes an airplane into Kayin
<Niku> "What if I don't want to be a delivery boy?"  "Then you'll be fired."  "That's not so bad."  "Out of a cannon.  Into the sun."
<Niku> dude no way
<Roger> Tim Burton's Mario Bros?
<Niku> the mario movie is fucking cinematic genius
<Kayin> Yes.
<Roger> American McGee's Zelda?
<Niku> you can't change a thing
<Roger> Todd McFarlene's Kirby?
<Niku> Rob Liefeld's Kirby.
<Kayin> Won't have to worry about proportions, atleast.
<Niku> You say that now.
<Lyrai> John Woo's TEtris.
<Niku> Takashi Miike's Ice Climbers.
<Roger> Kevin Smith's Star Fox.
<Niku> I wouldn't think anthropomorphic animals would have much pop culture to talk about.
<Niku> But then again, Dreamworks.
<Kayin> The Wakowski Brothers' Pokemon.
<@Zaratustra> Quentin Tarantino's Sonic

<Roger> They still make the Fox Kid's Club Newsletter? :O
<Lyrai> Oh god
<Lyrai> I usewd to get that
<Lyrai> when they played Bobby’s World on there
<Sede> They did until I moved recently.. I used to get no less than twenty copies each month thanks to my dipshit friends.
* Lyrai rides a tricycle over Sede
* Lyrai suddenly has a fucking huge football head.
<Lyrai> Bobby was the original football head before Arnold.
<NeonId> I was on a commercial for Fox Kids when I was younger.  I raised 500 bucks for that Multiple Sclerosis reading marathon thing, and I sat there and the host of Fox Kids in Houston pretended to read a book to us.
<Sede> Which was a burden until they ran a Sam & Max centerfold way back when, and now I have a dozen Sam & Max posters.
<Lyrai> Sell them on eBay
<Roger> Sede: wanna send me one? :3
<Sede> I used them as wallpaper inside my closet.
<Sede> That is my happy place now
<Lyrai> You didn’t ejaculate on them or anything
<Lyrai> did you>?
<Sede> Only like three
<Roger> Can you really blame him?  They're Sam and Max.
<Sede> I figured they were expendable back then. I was a fool!
<Lyrai> Masturbating off ontoa p icture of an anthromorphic rabbit and a dog in a trenchcoat is creepy no matter how you put it
<NeonId> I second that.

[082407] <Sqbedzle> Bagpipes were invented by clever distillery owners who wanted a method to drive people to drink more frequently and heavily.
[082513] <Sede> And when they drained their spitvalves out poured the Irish.

<Friday> guys
<MarsDragon> girls
<Friday> do me a big big big favor
<Friday> when Romo gets back
<Friday> tell him he is a dumb
<MarsDragon> why
<Malikial> OK.
<MadMAxJr> Whee.
<Friday> because, he must be reminded of it.
<Malikial> I can't tonight.
<Friday> or else he may forget
<Malikial> I'll do it first time I see him.
<myew> Don't do it the game first?
<Malikial> I usually do it anyhow.
<MarsDragon> Should we say "from Friday" or what
<Friday> yes
<Malikial> Lyrai
<Malikial> Set Romo's trigger to say, <Friday> Romo's dumb.
<Xerox> No no. He is a dumb.
* patito is now known as romosome
<romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo's dumb.
<@Zaratustra> nononon
* romosome is now known as aintaer
<@Zaratustra> A dumb
<Malikial> Set Romo's trigger to say, <Friday> Romo is a dumb.
* Zaratustra is now known as Romosome
<aintaer> !intro lol aintaer
<@Romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo is a dumb.
* aintaer is now known as patito
* Romosome is now known as Zaratustra
<@Cait> You might need to delintro first.
<patito> do you?
<@Zaratustra> -myew- INTRO SET
<@Zaratustra> DOYOOOOOOOOOOOO
<myew> Actually, you could set an intro for a workout: not being able to set up.
* patito is now known as romosome
* romosome was kicked by Cait (Cait)
* romosome has joined #finalfight
<myew>  <Friday> Romo's dumb.
* romosome is now known as patito
<@Zaratustra> aff
* Zaratustra is now known as Romosome
<Friday> you guys can't do anything right
<@Romosome> !delintro
<MarsDragon> Try it with a capital R
<patito> yeah, you have to delintro
* Romosome_ (xxx@-) has joined #finalfight
<@Romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo's a dumb.
<@Romosome> oh hey romo
<@Cait> :D
* DNi has joined #finalfight
* Romosome is now known as Zaratustra
<Romosome_> what on earth is going on here
<Friday> nothing
<Friday> look over there
<+Kazzgone> i can imagine this being confusing
<Friday> :D
* Kazzgone is now known as Kazz
<+Kazz> walking into a room and seeing yourself sabotaging your own reputation
<Moebius> IT BEGINS
<Romosome_> does that even work?
<Romosome_> lemme see
* Romosome_ is now known as Romosome
* Romosome  has left #finalfight
* Romosome has joined #finalfight
<myew>  <Friday> Romo's a dumb.
<@Zaratustra> :D
<Malikial> YES!
<Romosome> hahahahahaha
<Romosome> you assholes

<Mr_Saturn> According to the HBO mini-series From the Earth to the Moon, Michael Collins made the following suggestion as to what Armstrong should say upon stepping onto the lunar surface: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."


<Kattlatena> hay stush
<Stush> Ya?
<Kattlatena> lets dubble team freyed
<Stush> Okay.
<Freyed> D:
<Stush> *takes the butt*
<Freyed> ...

<Lyrai> GOD FUCKING SHITCOCK OF A FUCKING CUNTFAG
<Lyrai> FUCKING FALCO FUCKING DIED 2 HITS FROM KILLING THE FUCKING FINAL BOSS.
<Mr_Saturn> what
* Lyrai <- Star Fox Assault
<Mr_Saturn> I've always thought Falco was more useless/annoying than slippy
<Mr_Saturn> Slippy at least gives you Boss status
<@Squizzle> He turns you into Springsteen?
<Mr_Saturn> ...
* Lyrai ba-da-da-psh

[Ted Belmont]

"How do they find time to play the game, with all the time they spend bitching?" -My mom upon seeing the official WoW forums.

[Büge]

I've always been mystified about that. The guy who runs the Stardestroyer BBS is a full-time engineer and father and still has time to run a numbers-masturbation site.

[Romosome]

Your mom is my hero, Ted.

[A²]

Romo, can you get your boss(es) to like, immortalize that somewhere in the game itself? Because if anything deserves it, that quote does.

[Friday]

<Roger> Friday: http://roger.pyoko.org/smut/dulce-03-07.jpg
<@Friday> Roger
<@Friday> what makes you think I want to see such things
<@Friday> more importantly
<@Friday> what makes me click your links
<@Friday> I have some sort of disorder
<@Friday> I have to click links
<JDigital> http://www.goatse.cx

[Brentai]

Must... not... replace... text...

[Friday]

Long, but totally worth it

<dragongame> Alas, Stush, you were slain today. Try again tomorrow.
<Stush> >:(
* CUI >:D
<@Romosome> stand back, kids
<@Romosome> I'll show you how a real man plays
* @Romosome rolls up his sleeves
<@Romosome> !play
<dragongame> Welcome back, Orc Slayer Romosome, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.
<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 2, Dex: 3, Con: 5, Int: 3, Wis: 5, Cha: 4.
<dragongame> Fight an Orc!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Orc!
<dragongame> Fight an Ogre!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Ogre!
<dragongame> Fight a Troll!
<Stush> Ohohoohoh
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Troll!
<dragongame> Fight a Giant!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Giant!
<dragongame> Fight a Vampire!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Vampire!
<dragongame> Fight a Minotaur!
<@Friday> cutting it close, Romo
<myew> Actually that appears on his face until he got me into a vampire.
<@Romosome> I've totally got this
<@Romosome> !play
<dragongame> Welcome back, Vampire Slayer Romosome, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.
<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 2, Dex: 2, Con: 4, Int: 3, Wis: 3, Cha: 5.
<dragongame> Fight an Orc!
<@Romosome> FUCK.
<Stush> Noooo!
<Stush> ROMO
<Sqjavzle> Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
<CUI> hahaha
<Stush> You dumbkopf!
<Sqjavzle> Oh, Romo!
<Stush> How did you do that/
<@Friday> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<@Romosome> I would be embarassed if I wasn't laughing so hard.
<@Friday> SO QUOTED
<Stush> I mean, i did it my first time!
<Stush> But jeez
* Stush is now known as Stushcinta
<Stushcinta> !play
<@Romosome> god dammit
<dragongame> Welcome back, Ogre Stabber Stushcinta, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.
<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 6, Dex: 2, Con: 2, Int: 5, Wis: 6, Cha: 1... A dragon eats you.
<Sqjavzle> Play it out, Roo.
<Stushcinta> Dahh
* Stushcinta is now known as Stush
<@Romosome> yeah yeah
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 6. You defeat the Orc!
<dragongame> Fight an Ogre!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 4. You defeat the Ogre!
<dragongame> Fight a Troll!
<Stush> :D
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 3. You defeat the Troll!
<dragongame> Fight a Giant!
* @Romosome has left #finalfight
<myew> X3 is a troll.
<Stush> D:
<Sqjavzle> What on Earth?
<@Friday> wtf
<Stush> Romosomeeeee
* Romosome has joined #finalfight
<Sqjavzle> Romo is double-dumb.
<Stush> Come baaack!
<Stush> :D
<Romosome> what in the fuck
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Romosome
<Stush> He's back!
<CUI> Good job Romo
<@Romosome> !fight
<Stush> Quick!
<Stush> Beat it!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 4. You defeat the Giant!
<dragongame> Fight a Vampire!
<@Romosome> !fight
<Stush> Gooo
<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Vampire!
<dragongame> Fight a Minotaur!
<@Romosome> SEE
<@Romosome> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THEY KNEW I MEANT BUSINESS
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Minotaur!
<dragongame> Fight an Ettin!
<Stush> Gogogogo!
<dragongame> You roll a 3. You defeat the Ettin!
<dragongame> Fight a Golem!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Golem!
<dragongame> Fight a Lich!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 6. You defeat the Lich!
<dragongame> Fight the DRAGON!
<Stush> Go romo!
<@Romosome> HERE I COME, YOU MAGNIFICENT GREEN BASTARD
<@Friday> :D
<Stush> For great justice!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 5. You have defeated the dragon!
<Meikai> Some day this will happen for me :<
<dragongame> A voice booms out: "Who dares challenge the god Kayumi?" Fight Kayumi!
<@Romosome> FUCK YOU, KAYUMI
<@Cait> (1)
<Sqjavzle> If Romo achieves godhood, his divine profile is going to be The Dumb.
<Stush> Yeah, kick Kayumi's ass!
<@Romosome> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 2. You have wrestled with the gods and won!
<dragongame> You are elevated to deific status! All bow to the god Romosome!
<Stush> :D
<CUI> D:<<<<<<<<
<@Romosome> YES
<+DarkSchneider> Bullshit
<@Friday> ROMOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Stush> Go Romoooo
<Dogstar> AHAHAHAH.
<+DarkSchneider> Bullshit it was RIGGED
<Stush> Kayumi is wrestled.
<+Arcueid> ROMO HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE
<@Friday> QUOTING THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN CHANNEL
<@Romosome> Rigged with my DICK
<Stush> Wrestled to hell
<@Cait> Man, Romo almost did it twice
<+Arcueid> I MUST BEAT ROMO
<+Arcueid> !play
<dragongame> Welcome back, Ogre Stabber Arcueid, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.
<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 1... A dragon eats you.
<Dogstar> Congratulations Romo.
<+Arcueid> .
<@Romosome> :D
<@Friday> HAHAHAHA
<+Arcueid> NOT TODAY
<Stush> :D
<Dogstar> ahahah.

[A²]

[22:35] <Fuse> Soul Calibur, Starcraft, Star Control, Supreme Commander
[22:35] <BongoBill> There are too many games that can be abbreviated SC.
[22:35] <Shoger> Don't forget Star Cox 64
[22:35] <BongoBill> Sonic the Chedgehog, Sinal Cantasy
[22:35] <Fuse> Big Nyoro~n
[22:35] <BongoBill> Sragon Cuest
[22:35] <McFrugal> Shantasy Car.
[22:36] <BongoBill> System Chock
[22:36] <R^2> My first car was an '89 Shantasy.
[22:36] <BongoBill> Stomb Craider
[22:36] <McFrugal> Super Cetroid.
[22:37] <McFrugal> Setroid Crime.
[22:37] <Rosencrantz> setroid crime is up... white house is no exception.
[22:37] <Kisai-> Setroid crimes are the worst kinds of crimes.
[22:37] <McFrugal> Sommand and Conquer.
[22:37] <R^2> Segend of Celda
[22:37] <R^2> (Wind Waker lol)
[22:37] <Shoger> :D
[22:37] <Kisai-> ...
[22:37] <Big_N> ...
[22:37] <melonhead> lmao
[22:38] <BongoBill> Secret of Cana
[22:38] <BongoBill> Slegend of Cana, also
[22:38] <McFrugal> Segend of Cragoon
[22:38] <R^2> Sim City
[22:38] <R^2> owait
[22:38] <R^2> guys am i do rite
[22:38] <McFrugal> Sanzer Cragoon
[22:38] <PhoenixUltima> Srono Crigger
[22:39] <R^2> Super C
[22:39] <McFrugal> Sin City... wait
[22:39] <BongoBill> Swild Carms
[22:39] <Rosencrantz> SarthCound
[22:39] <BongoBill> Sionic Commando
[22:39] <Fredward> Setchack.
[22:39] <McFrugal> Sorf Cortress.
[22:39] <BongoBill> Splinter... nevermind
[22:39] <Kisai-> Super Cario
[22:39] <Kisai-> Hah.
[22:39] <PhoenixUltima> Sed Caction
[22:39] <BongoBill> Shadow Chearts
[22:40] <Kisai-> Suild Cars
[22:40] <McFrugal> Sagrant Cory.
[22:40] <BongoBill> Shalf-Clife
[22:40] <R^2> Save Cory
[22:40] <Kisai-> Salf Cife
[22:40] <Rosencrantz> SioChock
[22:40] <Kuddy> Souble Cragon?
[22:40] <BongoBill> Sattlecoads
[22:40] <R^2> Sinal Cight.
[22:40] <McFrugal> Sorld of Carcraft.
[22:40] <McFrugal> Oops
[22:40] <Fredward> Sity of Cheros.
[22:41] <McFrugal> the o!
[22:41] <Kisai-> Shantasy Ctar.
[22:41] <BongoBill> Shtono Crigger
[22:41] <Zaratustra> super cetroid?
[22:41] <Fredward> Sity of Churros?
[22:41] <BongoBill> Shrono, rather
[22:41] <R^2> Sity of Cheerios?
[22:41] <PhoenixUltima> Sod of Car
[22:41] <melonhead> get out
[22:41] <Shoger> Sid Cicarus
[22:41] <Kisai-> Souner Ctrike
[22:41] <BongoBill> Sega Can
[22:41] <Kisai-> *Sounter
[22:41] <Kuddy> Siscaea
[22:41] <Fuse> Sitar Cero
[22:41] <BongoBill> Sastlecania
[22:42] <Kisai-> Sonic Ceroes
[22:42] <Kuddy> Sard's Cale
[22:42] <BongoBill> Sexcitecike
[22:42] <melonhead> sexy
[22:42] <McFrugal> Cario Care.
[22:42] <R^2> Sonkey Cong
[22:42] <McFrugal> oops
[22:42] <McFrugal> I FAIL
[22:43] <Kisai-> Sanimal Crossing
[22:43] <BongoBill> Sadvance Cars
[22:43] <Rosencrantz> Satchet and Clank
[22:43] <Fuse> Sam & Cax
[22:43] <BongoBill> Satamari Camacy
[22:43] <Kisai-> Sario Cart
[22:43] <Kuddy> Sales of Cantasia?
[22:43] <McFrugal> Sonkey Cland.
[22:43] <Shoger> Sash Candicoot
[22:44] <R^2> Samurai Chowdown
[22:44] <Fuse> Sall of Cuty
[22:44] <Fuse> R2 wins
[22:44] <McFrugal> I think R2 won.
[22:44] <BongoBill> Sarvest Coon
[22:44] <BongoBill> R2 is the winner
[22:44] <Rosencrantz> Sonk's Cadventure
[22:45] <BongoBill> Silent Chill
[22:45] <melonhead> GAME IS OVER
[22:45] <Kuddy> SpaCinvaders
[22:45] <R^2> Spaco Invaders?
[22:45] <BongoBill> Spacecar
[22:45] <Kisai-> Skies of Carcadia
[22:45] <Rosencrantz> Sreath of Cire
[22:45] <Kisai-> Sonic Cadventure
[22:46] <McFrugal> SeverChest.
[22:46] <BongoBill> Saper Cario
[22:46] <Kisai-> Star Cocean.
[22:46] <BongoBill> Sales of C_______
[22:46] <BongoBill> Sim Candango
[22:46] <Rosencrantz> Sarmen Candiego
[22:46] <Kisai-> Sire Cemblem
[22:47] <McFrugal> Sull Chrottle.
[22:47] <BongoBill> Slost in Clue
[22:47] <BongoBill> Strauma Center
[22:47] <Rosencrantz> Shoenix Cright
[22:47] <Kuddy> Shoenix Cri-- fruit
[22:47] <BongoBill> Smario & Cluigi
[22:47] <Rosencrantz> alternately, Sace Cattorney
[22:47] <BongoBill> Shotel Cusk
[22:48] <BongoBill> Salactic Civilizations
[22:48] <melonhead> SNinten CDogs
[22:48] <R^2> System Cock
[22:48] <melonhead> hahaha
[22:48] <McFrugal> Sardian Ceros.
[22:48] <Kuddy> Phoenix Christ.
[22:48] <Kisai-> Sokecon
[22:48] <BongoBill> It'd be Sintencogs
[22:48] <melonhead> you would be
[22:48] <BongoBill> Scorched Cearth
[22:48] <McFrugal> Carth!
[22:48] <BongoBill> Scorched Carth
[22:48] <Kisai-> Setal Cear
[22:49] <Kuddy> SC Kids
[22:49] <R^2> Som Clancy's Sainbow Cix Sogue Cpear Surban Coperations
[22:49] <BongoBill> Siewtiful Coe
[22:49] <Rosencrantz> Smash Crothers?
[22:49] <Kisai-> Sirby's Creamland
[22:50] <R^2> Shaq Ku
[22:50] <BongoBill> Cu
[22:50] <BongoBill> Not Ku
[22:51] <R^2> dag
[22:51] <R^2> Shaq Qu, featuring Quina Quen
[22:51] <BongoBill> Sadden CFL
[22:51] <R^2> SBA Cam
[22:51] <Kisai-> Singdom Carts
[22:52] <Kuddy> WWF So Cercy
[22:52] <McDohl> Coul Salibur
[22:52] <McDohl> am i doin it rite
[22:52] <R^2> Sokemon Clue (sequel: Sokemon Cold)
[22:53] <PhoenixUltima> It was Pikachu in the Gym with the Candlestick!
[22:53] <BongoBill> Street Cighter
[22:53] <BongoBill> Sarvel vs Capcom
[22:53] <R^2> Sycho Coldier
[22:54] <Kuddy> Sortal Combat
[22:54] <BongoBill> Sid Cicarus
[22:55] <R^2> StarCropics
[22:55] <R^2> S-Cero
[22:56] <Kuddy> Sole Cosition
[22:56] <Kuddy> and i'm out
[22:56] <Kisai-> SaRappa the Crapper
[22:56] <R^2> They made an ill-advised sequel to that.
[22:56] <Rosencrantz> SumJammer Cammy?
[22:57] <R^2> Sac-Can
[22:57] <BongoBill> Star Cars: etc
[22:57] <McFrugal> Star Crek
[22:57] <lady_duke> how
[22:57] <Vance> ....how long has this been going on?
[22:57] <lady_duke> ..ahem
[22:57] <Arc|Dead> I'm ramming a Space Colony into the moon if this isn't saved on the quote thread.
[22:57] <R^2> Shosts n' Coblins
[22:57] <Arc|Dead> RAMMING IT
[22:57] <McFrugal> 20 minutes.
[22:58] <R^2> Subble Cobble
[22:58] <McFrugal> Sing Commander.
[22:58] <R^2> And its spin-off, Sust a Cove.
[22:59] <McFrugal> Slight Cimulator.
[22:59] <Rosencrantz> Sogue Calaxy
[22:59] <Rosencrantz> Samerica's Carmy
[22:59] <R^2> Soregon Crail
[22:59] <Rosencrantz> Samazon Crail!
[23:00] <McFrugal> Socket Clime
[23:00] <Rosencrantz> Ced Steel
[23:00] <McFrugal> Srain Cage.
[23:00] <Rosencrantz> Sii Cports
[23:00] <Rosencrantz> Sii Clay
[23:00] <R^2> See Cit?
[23:01] <BongoBill> Shadow of the C- nevermind
[23:01] <Rosencrantz> MONO... D'OH!
[23:01] <BongoBill> Seam Cortress
[23:01] <Kuddy> S*Cert
[23:01] <McFrugal> Surger Cime.
[23:01] <Rosencrantz> Sappy Cand
[23:02] <R^2> SitCall!
[23:02] <Nerdzzz> Sird Crade.
[23:02] <Nerdzzz> (you are all in it)
[23:02] <PhoenixUltima> Shadow of the Colossus.
[23:02] <R^2> Somix Cone
[23:02] <R^2> SoeJam & Cearl
[23:03] <BongoBill> Sesident Cevil
[23:03] <R^2> Ship's Challenge
[23:03] <Rosencrantz> SunchCout!!
[23:03] <Rosencrantz> Sino Crisis
[23:03] <R^2> Sig Cug
[23:03] <R^2> And its spin-off, Sister Criller.
[23:04] <McDohl> Samco x Capcom
[23:04] <McFrugal> SrillCozer
[23:04] <McFrugal> Serious Cam
[23:04] <BongoBill> Suke Cukem
[23:04] <McFrugal> Setrayal at Crondor
[23:05] <McFrugal> Sommander Ceen
[23:05] <Rosencrantz> Sing's Cuest
[23:05] <Rosencrantz> Saniac Cansion
[23:06] <Shoger> But did we mention Sega Can's japanese counterpart, Sock Can?
[23:06] <R^2> Sice Cockey
[23:06] <McFrugal> Surning Cangers
[23:06] <melonhead> what you're still doing it
[23:06] <McFrugal> SelonCead
[23:06] <R^2> Seating a Cead Horce
[23:07] <Vance> Seriously, cunts
[23:07] <McFrugal> Okay okay.
[23:07] <McFrugal> I was starting to just look at my game collection anyway.
[23:07] <PhoenixUltima> Shaun of the Cead
[23:07] <McFrugal> That's not a game.
[23:07] <Rosencrantz> Shantom Crave
[23:07] <PhoenixUltima> But it is awesome.
[23:07] <McFrugal> Noted.
[23:07] <Rosencrantz> Shadow Cadness
[23:07] <R^2> Saicatana?
[23:07] <McDohl> Sakai Cingdom
[23:07] <Rosencrantz> Sakai Cingdom
[23:07] <McDohl> I WIN
[23:07] <Rosencrantz> :D
[23:07] <McDohl> :3
[23:08] <Rosencrantz> Sittle Cemo
[23:08] <Rosencrantz> Sad Cudes
[23:08] <McFrugal> Souble Cragon
[23:09] <PhoenixUltima> #sinalcight
[23:09] <Rosencrantz> Sight & Cagic
[23:09] <PhoenixUltima> Sonic & Cnuckles.
[23:09] <McFrugal> Sizards & Corriors
[23:09] <melonhead> Stairways & Corridors
[23:10] <McFrugal> Sungeons & Cragons
[23:10] <Kuddy> Solycius
[23:10] <R^2> Solling Chunder
[23:10] <EddyBleanus> wow
[23:10] <EddyBleanus> I started a meme.
[23:10] * EddyBleanus was kicked by Niku (IT WAS YOU)
[23:11] <Rosencrantz> Slay Cighters
[23:11] * EddyBleanus has joined #finalfight
[23:11] <Kuddy> Serious Cam
[23:11] <Rosencrantz> Sarthworm Cim
[23:11] <EddyBleanus> Technically it was roger.
[23:11] <Cait> Alright, this was stupid a page ago.
[23:11] <BongoBill> it was me.
[23:11] * Shoger was kicked by Niku (IT WAS YOU)
[23:11] * BongoBill was kicked by Niku (IT WAS YOU)
[23:11] * Shoger has joined #finalfight
[23:11] * BongoBill has joined #finalfight
[23:11] <McFrugal> It was all of us.
[23:11] <Cait> And enough with the Sparta Cus, guys.
[23:11] <PhoenixUltima> Silotcings
[23:11] * Kabbage has quit IRC (Quit:)
[23:11] <EddyBleanus> anyway right.
[23:11] <EddyBleanus> So.
[23:11] <R^2> That Intellivision classic, Shark! Chark!
[23:12] <Rosencrantz> Sewer Chark
[23:12] <Rosencrantz> okay done
[23:12] <Rosencrantz> back to real gaming
[23:12] <McFrugal> I have to do Sight Crap now.
[23:12] <McFrugal> Because.
[23:12] * McFrugal was kicked from #finalfight by Cait (Verboten.)

[jsnlxndrlv]

...surprised nobody tried to do Duck Hunt.

[McDohl]

 

[Lady Duke]

I've been swimming every day this week with my friend Katie, and last night I accidentally smacked her on the boob 'cause I wasn't really paying attention to the fact that she was behind me.  I told Kazz about this because Katie and I thought it was extremely funny, so then we had this discussion on aim today:

me: COME SWIIIMMINNNG
me: we've been having great fun every day
kazz: well i would
kazz: but it seems like you two are finally getting comfortable with each other
kazz: considering you copped a feel the other night
kazz: i mean, i'd hate to be a third wheel

[Romosome]

<Stush> Roger doesn't like them flat.
<Stush> Well, actually.
<Stush> Roger likes them so big that they appear flat.
<Stush> Like how the earth appears flat.
<Stush> He wants those boobs to have horizons

[Mothra]

"Two novels can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other involves orcs." 
- Rogers of Kung-Fu Monkey

"Not a list of peoples’ jokey internet names, not a moldy hillock of kinda-funny-once “memes,” not a series of asynchronous “@” responses, and not a goddamned drama about who follows whom today and what it all means. Talking about meeting people who speak in sentences and have complicated lives and make great things and care about a lot of the same stuff you do. That’s the thing.

Online, offline, or whatever: as far as I’m concerned, it’s only a community when it’s made out of people."
- Merlin Mann of Kung-Fu Grippe