<Sharkey> If memes bred and escaped from every goddamn IRC channel like they do here we'd be even more deluged by them. I mean, we would be communicating solely through memes at this point.
<Romosome> o rly?
<Brentai> Short Biography: born in Gerudo Valley to two lesbian moms, Ganondorf has quite an interesting past...
<Zaratustra> born in Gerudo Valley to two lesbian moms, acquired one third of the power of god and became a giant pig.
<Brentai> In retrospect, the power of the Gods isn't all that great after all.
<Zaratustra> It's mostly so you can enter dungeon 9
<Brentai> Getting the other two thirds would probably have made him a giant chicken, given how terrifying Hyrulian chickens are.
<Kayumi> Cucco.
<Zaratustra> the chickens are the secret masters of the world
<Kayumi> Cuccos.
<Brentai> Short for Cuccoyourassifyoufuckwithem.
<Zaratustra> THE FILTHY CHICKEN, IT PLANS
<Kayumi> They're not chickens.
<Kayumi> they're cuccos.
<Xerox> He was the only man in a village of women. What the hell else did he want?
<Brentai> ...
* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.
<Kayumi> Xerox: a pleasure garden.
* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.
<Zaratustra> Cuccos are a subset of chicken.
* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.
* Kayumi crows and swarms Brentai in deadly clucking hordes.
* Brentai picks Kayumi up and throws him at a picture of Mario.
* Brentai picks Kayumi up and throws him down a well.
* Brentai throws bombs at Kayumi.
<Zaratustra> correction
<Brentai> DIE. FUCK YOU DIE.
<Zaratustra> he was the only man in a village of -lesbians-
<Kayumi> They somehow evolved into pigs. And no, the Gerudo are all into guys
<Kayumi> Except maybe twinrova, but the guys aren't into them.
<Zaratustra> they steal men or something right?
<Kayumi> Yeah
<Brentai> He was the King of Half-Naked Warrior Lesbians. And he's ANGRY.
<Kayumi> He wanted rain.
<Kayumi> He explains in Wind Waker.
<Brentai> Given his obsession with Link, there's really only one conclusion to be made.
<Zaratustra> he just wanted to play his piano and have zelda in a crystal :(
<Kayumi> It was an organ.
<Zaratustra> I didn't want to say 'play his organ'
<Brentai> HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN. IT MAKES YOU TURN INTO A GIANT PIG.
<Cannon> Giving new reason to wanting to "pork" someone.
<Brentai> ...ow.
(22:58:28) Niku:
http://pics.livejournal.com/jacksonpublick/pic/0000bxrz/(23:00:27) terra: that's more of Brock's penis than I ever expected or wanted to see
(23:00:52) Cannon: ...I didn't even notice until you brought that up. I feel as though I have shamed this channel.
(23:02:16) Niku: pffft
(23:02:22) Niku: everyone's life needs more brock penis
(23:02:32) Cannon: It's just his balls, mostly.
(23:03:52) Cannon: Okay, ball.
(23:04:33) Niku: and yet
(23:04:37) Niku: he has more manly in that one ball
(23:04:42) Niku: than 37 of our balls combined
(23:04:50) Niku: and we should know
(23:04:54) Niku: with how often we "combine" them
(23:05:04) terra: Wait wait no
(23:05:10) terra: there's definite outline of dick
(23:05:17) terra: I guess you guys don't stare at these things like I do
(23:05:27) Niku: LET'S MAGNIFY IT
(23:05:51) Cannon: Enhance.
(23:06:05) Detonator: the full size is plenty big
(23:06:06) Cannon: ...No, I don't see shaft.
(23:06:12) Cannon: Enhance.
(23:06:15) Detonator: THERE IS PENIS
(23:06:20) ***myew blinks
(23:05:20) McDohl: IN 1999
(23:05:21) Niku:
http://niku.pyoko.org/cocksamson.jpg(23:05:23) McDohl: ALL IS PENIS
(23:05:53) Detonator: just click on "full size" you tards
(23:06:01) Cannon: No, I'm not seeing it.
(23:06:17) Cannon: Unless he's flaccid and that's the sorriest outline of head I've yet seen.
(23:06:34) Niku: oh hey there's a full size
(23:06:34) Niku: :D
(23:08:03) terra: yes I was looking at the FULL SIZE and it was
(23:08:06) terra: dddddick
(23:08:46) Niku: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-ICK
(23:10:10) Cannon: No, that's just ball. I've been looking at the full size for a while now.
(23:10:42) Esperath: Niku, what a great ploy.
(23:10:48) terra: no, there's a fucking dick, cannon
(23:10:50) terra: I can TELL
(23:10:52) Esperath: You have people staring at dick for how long now?
(23:10:52) terra: I KNOW PENIS
(23:11:08) Esperath: 13 minutes and counting.
(23:11:31) terra: I stopped looking
(23:11:36) Detonator: how is that NOT penis?
(23:11:42) terra: Because I was certain that it was penis.
(23:12:33) Cannon: ...Okay, I'm not seeing another testicle. Unless Brock lost one (and I can see that happening), I'll concur that we have johnson.
<Romosome> hmmm
<Romosome> if I read 20 pages of the FATAL sourcebook a night
<Romosome> I could be done in a little over a month
<Vance> And what would you have to show for it?
<Vance> A goddamn twitch, Romo
<Romosome> a gleam in my eye and the power of 900 pages of forbidden knowledge
<Romosome> think about it
<Romosome> you could derail any conversation with 100 pages memorized.
<Romosome> 200 would let you stop muggers dead in their tracks.
<Romosome> by 500 I could stop bullets.
<Moebius> Everybody should distrust Wikipedia
<Moebius> it's like a library where you have 2nd graders dragging the reference books out and scribbling in them, except you can't see where the scribbles are on Wikipedia
<Moebius> also eating the pages
<Sede> I was cleaning out under my waterbed mattress a few years ago and found a razorblade. I was cleaning it out again today and found a 5" long nail. I think I have a suicidal waterbed :(
<Sede> I also found Auto Insurance from Monopoly, and a broken-off mechanical monkey hand. I don't know how this stuff winds up under my waterbed but it is awesome.
<Kazz> there isn't Auto Insurance in Monopoly
<Kazz> there is in Life though
<Sede> The things that wind up under my matress is like the inventory of an old LucasArts adventure game.
<Sede> I always stashed Auto Insurance somewhere near when playing Monopoly in case I got the car piece. Then I didn't have to pay taxes.
<Sede> I usually got to be the car, because otherwise I'd pick the Scottish-Terrier-riding-a-wheelbarrow-wearing-a-tophat piece, which didn't leave anyone else many options.
<Sede> My dad probably shouldn't have given me a soldering iron for my birthday.
<Ex|ZZZ> DEAR GOD
* Ex|ZZZ is now known as Exdeath
<Exdeath> JUST BECAUSE IT'S APPROACHING SUMMER DOES NOT MEAN YOU SET THE THERMOSTAT TO 'MEAT LOCKER'
<Exdeath> !@$!@$!@$!$$I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
<Sede> I can.
[1:36] <Wiimosome> Odd-sounding name aside, I wonder if it's
really a good idea to name it that
[1:36] <Wiimosome> It sounds TOO trendy.
[1:36] <Wiimosome> It will confuse old people.
[1:37] <Wiimosome> Wasn't the point of the system to try and
draw in new age groups by making the game interface less
scary?
[1:37] <Moebius> I think it's too vague
[1:37] <Moebius> too intangible
[1:37] <Kazz> What can you possibly name a console that would
appeal it to old people?
[1:37] <Wiimosome> Kazz: ummmmmm
[1:38] <Wiimosome> something spelled in a non-confusing manner,
mostly.
[1:38] <Wiimosome> Something that is HARD to mispronounce.
[1:38] <Wiimosome> That's why Sony is a great brand name
[1:38] <Wiimosome> you can't fuck it up
[1:38] <Kazz> Maybe the Nintendo Legacy?
[1:39] <Wiimosome> Kazz: Still too bold and scary
[1:39] <Wii-Ham> Legacy isn't exactly something that's going to
draw in a fresh crowd
[1:39] <Wiimosome> well, Wii is a start
[1:39] <Wiimosome> it's like
[1:39] <Kazz> I'm just trying to think of something I would
name a four-door sedan that beeps when you leave the blinker
on too long.
[1:39] <Wiimosome> It's soft and neutral and fun
[1:39] <Kazz> The Nintendo Buick Regal
[1:39] <Wiimosome> But the odd spelling is the too-trendy part
[1:39] <WiiCricket> The Nintendo Respectful Grandchildren
[1:39] <Kazz> The Nintendo Cutlass Supreme
[1:39] <Wiimosome> It shouldn't be something you have to mouth
for a bit while reading it, pausing out of fear
[1:39] <DNi> Consoles only last five years anyway, Romo
[1:40] <Kazz> The Nintendo Rosie O'Donnell
[1:40] <WiiCricket> So do old people.
[1:40] <Esperath> The Nintendo Massive Wang
[1:40] <Wii-Ham> The Nintendo Heavenly Fortune
[1:41] <Kazz> The Nintendo Overcooked Steak
[1:41] <AFK> romo how do you mispronounce wii anyway
[1:41] <Wiimosome> you don't mispronounce it
[1:41] <Wiimosome> as much as you see it and stop in your tracks
[1:41] <Wiimosome> and stare at it for a second sort of
open-mouthed and confused
[1:41] <Wiimosome> and then when you say it it's with a
question mark
[1:41] <Wiimosome> "W....Wii?"
[1:41] <Kazz> The Nintendo Depends
[1:42] <Wii-Ham> I SAW A SQUIRREL RUN ACROSS THE ROAD AND IT
DIDN'T GET RUN OVER AND IT WAS LIKE WIIIIIIIIII
[1:42] <Kazz> The Nintendo One Glass Of Wine Won't Kill Me,
Damn It
[1:42] <Wiimosome> I WENT UP TO THIS THUG GANGSTER AND HE WAS
ALL LIKE YO MOTHAFUCKA WIIIIIIII
[1:42] <Esperath> TODD JUST GOT THROWN IN JAIL AND SHANKED SOME
DOOD AND I WAS ALL WII!
[1:42] <Wiimosome> Nintendo CSPAN
[1:42] <Esperath> The Nintendo Meat Shank.
[1:42] <Wiimosome> Nintendo Sony. There we go.
[1:43] <Wiimosome> Name the console the "Sony"
[1:43] <Wiimosome> that's a great name
[1:43] <Kazz> Nintendo Oatmeal
[1:43] <AFK> Nintendo Metamucil!
[1:43] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Breakfast System
[1:43] <Kuradobewii> ARE YOU GUYS DONE YET
[1:43] <Esperath> Now you're playing with power. Digestive
power!
[1:43] <DNi> Nintendo Trucktankbot
[1:43] <Wiimosome> maybe once the old farts go through whatever
Brain Training is called over here they won't be as easily
scared anymore
[1:43] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Imperial Power
[1:43] <Esperath> It's called Brain Age, I think
[1:43] <Kazz> Nintendo Lots Of People At Your Funeral
[1:44] <Wiimosome> why the fuck did they call it that
[1:44] <Mowiius> Nintendo Cheaper than a PS3
[1:44] <Kazz> Nintendo I'm Old Enough To Have Ice Cream When I
Fucking Want Some
[1:44] <Wiimosome> how is Brain Age a better english title than
Brain Training
[1:44] <Wiimosome> someone tell me that
[1:44] <WiiCricket> Brainage
[1:44] <Fwiied_Octopus> Nintendo lots of people at your funeral
is winning so far.
[1:45] <Kazz> Nintendo Bypass
[1:45] <Wii-Ham> I guess "Brain Training" sounds more like work
[1:45] <Esperath> Quadruple Nintendo Bypass
[1:45] <AFK> Brain Training sounds too workful, yeah.
[1:45] <Kazz> Nintendo Limbaugh
[1:45] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Does What Sonyn't
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NINTENDO LIMBAUGH?
[1:45] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Blast Processor
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> AUGH
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NO
[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[1:46] <Mowiius> Nintendo Pricepoint
[1:46] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo I Wish I Was In Carrickfergus
[1:46] <DNi> Nintendo Sonic Boom Tiger
[1:46] <Wiimosome> oh god
[1:46] <Wiimosome> I got it
[1:46] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Uppercut
[1:46] <Wiimosome> I have the perfect name
[1:46] <Wiimosome> we'll call it
[1:46] <Mowiius> Nintendo Porch
[1:46] <Wiimosome> this is so great, it appeals to everyone
[1:46] <Wiimosome> are you ready for this?
[1:46] <Kuradobewii> Yes, Wiimo
[1:47] <Wiimosome> We'll call it the Nintendo Family Computer
[1:47] <Kayumi> Nintendo Family Wii
[1:47] <WiiCricket> That's brilliant.
[1:47] <Kayumi> one wii for the whole family to play with
[1:47] <WiiCricket> Nintendo Family Computer
[1:47] <Kazz> Nintendo New Golf Clubs
[1:47] <Mowiius> you could even give it a cute nickname
[1:47] <Wiimosome> yeah
[1:47] <Mowiius> like Fawiicom or something
[1:47] <Wiimosome> like...Famicom!
[1:47] <WiiCricket> BRILLIANT!
[1:47] <Wiimosome> NOTHING IS NEW
[1:47] <DNi> The Nintendo Super Nintendo Advance
[1:47] <Kayumi> "i GOT A WII FOR CHRISTMAS!"
[1:47] <Kuradobewii> FAWIICOM? :D
[1:48] <tewiia> STOP
[1:48] <DNi> The Nintendo Super Nintendo 64 Advance
[1:48] * tewiia is now known as terra
[1:48] <terra> STOP ALREADY
[1:48] <terra> GOD DAMN
[1:48] <WiiCricket> HAMMWIIR TIME
[1:48] <terra> YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE ANYTHING BORING
[1:48] * terra sets mode: +m
[1:48] <Wiimosome> Hey, I was being entertaining.
[1:48] <Wiimosome> But that's why I have voice, I guess.
[1:49] * terra sets mode: -m
[1:49] <Kazz> Nintendo Kevorkian
[1:49] <Kayumi> wii pissed off terra.
[1:49] <Wii-Ham> KAZZ NOO
[1:49] <WiiCricket> hahahaha
[1:49] * terra sets mode: +b *!*orphen@*.sympatico.ca
[1:49] * Kayumi was kicked by terra (terra)
<Whore> Ultimecia sucked. I would have payed $30 extra dollars to have Rinoa as the villain instead. I mean, that would have been the coolest plot twist EVER.
<Xerox> Seriously!
<Xerox> In fact, what game has EVER made you fight your beloved for the final villain?
<Xerox> Some games make you fight your childhood best friend, but have any done the girlfriend thing?
<Guildenstern> I fought and killed the right hand at the end of Smash Brothers. That's kinda the same idea.
<Sharkey> And you know, to anybody who bitched about how batshit Metal Gear Solid 2 was, Kojima has always been like this.
<Sharkey> Hell, I couldn't play through Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake on MSX. As soon as I had my first boss encounter with BLACK COLOR, A SECRED NINJA FROM NASA, I couldn't stop laughing long enough to hurt him.
<Niku> one winged angel
<Niku> IN TEXT FORM
<Niku> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
<Niku> SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE
<Niku> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
<Niku> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
<Niku> SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE
<Niku> DEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEEDEEDLEDEEDLE
<Niku> BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
<Niku> LATIN LATIN LATIN
<Niku> SEPHIROTH
<Niku> the end
Lyrai THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT A TRIGGER.
Esperath :OOO
Lyrai I TURNED ALL REMOTES OFF
Stushcinta Romo ruins everything. D:
Lyrai THEY WILL REMAIN OFF UNTIL ROMOSME AND ESPERATH APOLOGIZE.
Romosome D: MY HOMOZONE
<myew> How do i spoil spider man? The goblin dies? Spider man is a man?
<Niku> i think they should remake the running man like they did with charlie and the chocolate factory, being more true to the book
<Niku> because an american guy crashing an airplane into a skyscraper would fly awesomely in this day and age
<Niku> what do you think guys
<+Romosome> you're fired
<Niku> no YOU'RE FIRED
* Niku shoots Romosome out of a cannon into the sun
<+Romosome> who started that anyways
<Niku> futurama.
<Kayin> They should remake the Mario Movie like they did Charlie and the Chocolate Factory --- by having Tim Burton do it............................ Or something.
* @terra crashes an airplane into Kayin
<Niku> "What if I don't want to be a delivery boy?" "Then you'll be fired." "That's not so bad." "Out of a cannon. Into the sun."
<Niku> dude no way
<Roger> Tim Burton's Mario Bros?
<Niku> the mario movie is fucking cinematic genius
<Kayin> Yes.
<Roger> American McGee's Zelda?
<Niku> you can't change a thing
<Roger> Todd McFarlene's Kirby?
<Niku> Rob Liefeld's Kirby.
<Kayin> Won't have to worry about proportions, atleast.
<Niku> You say that now.
<Lyrai> John Woo's TEtris.
<Niku> Takashi Miike's Ice Climbers.
<Roger> Kevin Smith's Star Fox.
<Niku> I wouldn't think anthropomorphic animals would have much pop culture to talk about.
<Niku> But then again, Dreamworks.
<Kayin> The Wakowski Brothers' Pokemon.
<@Zaratustra> Quentin Tarantino's Sonic
<Roger> They still make the Fox Kid's Club Newsletter? :O
<Lyrai> Oh god
<Lyrai> I usewd to get that
<Lyrai> when they played Bobby’s World on there
<Sede> They did until I moved recently.. I used to get no less than twenty copies each month thanks to my dipshit friends.
* Lyrai rides a tricycle over Sede
* Lyrai suddenly has a fucking huge football head.
<Lyrai> Bobby was the original football head before Arnold.
<NeonId> I was on a commercial for Fox Kids when I was younger. I raised 500 bucks for that Multiple Sclerosis reading marathon thing, and I sat there and the host of Fox Kids in Houston pretended to read a book to us.
<Sede> Which was a burden until they ran a Sam & Max centerfold way back when, and now I have a dozen Sam & Max posters.
<Lyrai> Sell them on eBay
<Roger> Sede: wanna send me one? :3
<Sede> I used them as wallpaper inside my closet.
<Sede> That is my happy place now
<Lyrai> You didn’t ejaculate on them or anything
<Lyrai> did you>?
<Sede> Only like three
<Roger> Can you really blame him? They're Sam and Max.
<Sede> I figured they were expendable back then. I was a fool!
<Lyrai> Masturbating off ontoa p icture of an anthromorphic rabbit and a dog in a trenchcoat is creepy no matter how you put it
<NeonId> I second that.
[082407] <Sqbedzle> Bagpipes were invented by clever distillery owners who wanted a method to drive people to drink more frequently and heavily.
[082513] <Sede> And when they drained their spitvalves out poured the Irish.
<Friday> guys
<MarsDragon> girls
<Friday> do me a big big big favor
<Friday> when Romo gets back
<Friday> tell him he is a dumb
<MarsDragon> why
<Malikial> OK.
<MadMAxJr> Whee.
<Friday> because, he must be reminded of it.
<Malikial> I can't tonight.
<Friday> or else he may forget
<Malikial> I'll do it first time I see him.
<myew> Don't do it the game first?
<Malikial> I usually do it anyhow.
<MarsDragon> Should we say "from Friday" or what
<Friday> yes
<Malikial> Lyrai
<Malikial> Set Romo's trigger to say, <Friday> Romo's dumb.
<Xerox> No no. He is a dumb.
* patito is now known as romosome
<romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo's dumb.
<@Zaratustra> nononon
* romosome is now known as aintaer
<@Zaratustra> A dumb
<Malikial> Set Romo's trigger to say, <Friday> Romo is a dumb.
* Zaratustra is now known as Romosome
<aintaer> !intro lol aintaer
<@Romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo is a dumb.
* aintaer is now known as patito
* Romosome is now known as Zaratustra
<@Cait> You might need to delintro first.
<patito> do you?
<@Zaratustra> -myew- INTRO SET
<@Zaratustra> DOYOOOOOOOOOOOO
<myew> Actually, you could set an intro for a workout: not being able to set up.
* patito is now known as romosome
* romosome was kicked by Cait (Cait)
* romosome has joined #finalfight
<myew> <Friday> Romo's dumb.
* romosome is now known as patito
<@Zaratustra> aff
* Zaratustra is now known as Romosome
<Friday> you guys can't do anything right
<@Romosome> !delintro
<MarsDragon> Try it with a capital R
<patito> yeah, you have to delintro
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<@Romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo's a dumb.
<@Romosome> oh hey romo
<@Cait> :D
* DNi has joined #finalfight
* Romosome is now known as Zaratustra
<Romosome_> what on earth is going on here
<Friday> nothing
<Friday> look over there
<+Kazzgone> i can imagine this being confusing
<Friday> :D
* Kazzgone is now known as Kazz
<+Kazz> walking into a room and seeing yourself sabotaging your own reputation
<Moebius> IT BEGINS
<Romosome_> does that even work?
<Romosome_> lemme see
* Romosome_ is now known as Romosome
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<myew> <Friday> Romo's a dumb.
<@Zaratustra> :D
<Malikial> YES!
<Romosome> hahahahahaha
<Romosome> you assholes
<Mr_Saturn> According to the HBO mini-series From the Earth to the Moon, Michael Collins made the following suggestion as to what Armstrong should say upon stepping onto the lunar surface: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
<Kattlatena> hay stush
<Stush> Ya?
<Kattlatena> lets dubble team freyed
<Stush> Okay.
<Freyed> D:
<Stush> *takes the butt*
<Freyed> ...
<Lyrai> GOD FUCKING SHITCOCK OF A FUCKING CUNTFAG
<Lyrai> FUCKING FALCO FUCKING DIED 2 HITS FROM KILLING THE FUCKING FINAL BOSS.
<Mr_Saturn> what
* Lyrai <- Star Fox Assault
<Mr_Saturn> I've always thought Falco was more useless/annoying than slippy
<Mr_Saturn> Slippy at least gives you Boss status
<@Squizzle> He turns you into Springsteen?
<Mr_Saturn> ...
* Lyrai ba-da-da-psh