Topic: Quotes (Read 148508 times)

JDigital · « **Reply #240 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:08:04 PM »

<DarkSchneider> I actually miss Korea sometimes.
<Zaratustar> nowhere else they make a decent boiled cat
<DarkSchneider> well I was thinking more galbi than cat. And they don't eat cats, they eat dogs.
<DarkSchneider> Racist fuck.
<DarkSchneider> Well, they DO eat dogs. They DON'T eat cats. One of these things is a true fact.
<DarkSchneider> some of them anyway
<DarkSchneider> not all
<Zaratustar> oh god I see it
<DarkSchneider> in the same way that not all Americans eat McDonald's
<Zaratustar> but all americans eat mcdonald's
<Zaratustar> I seen it
<Zaratustar> I seen them
<DarkSchneider> do they?
<Zaratustar> all of them
<Zaratustar> just
<DarkSchneider> Okay then uh
<Zaratustar> line up

Brentai · « **Reply #241 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:22:20 PM »

It's honestly a requirement for citizenship.

yyler · « **Reply #242 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:29:10 PM »

I haven't eaten there in a while and lately I've been dreaming about eating there. You cannot escape McDonalds.

A² · « **Reply #243 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:37:53 PM »

I dreamed yesterday that I was rolling around on a giant pizza.

Defenestration · « **Reply #244 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:14:46 PM »

That's not very sanitary.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #245 on:** April 07, 2009, 10:15:47 AM »

<Zaratustra> oh god
<Zaratustra> I just realized that 40 years from now
<Zaratustra> twitter will be nothing but complains about various bodily pains
<Yeoz> doubtful
<Zaratustra> give me one reason it won't
<Yeoz> it'll be kinda hard to type with arthritis
<Yeoz> :)
<Zaratustra> :D

Romosome · « **Reply #246 on:** April 19, 2009, 07:42:20 PM »

[20:39] Romosome: I think you mean 30% pedophile
[20:39] Niku: no
[20:39] Niku: i'm -7% pedophile
[20:39] Niku: >:|
[20:39] Romosome: what
[20:39] Romosome: what happened to all the fucking lolis
[20:40] Romosome: don't you give me that
[20:40] Romosome: you can't have fucking Bikko-tan wallpapers and say you're super anti pedo
[20:40] Romosome: it doesn't fucking work that way
[20:40] Niku: FUCK YOU SHE IS IN COLLEGE

Lady Duke · « **Reply #247 on:** May 04, 2009, 11:29:12 AM »

Today I was hanging out at my dad's store with him, scrounging around in the back room looking for something edible.

Dad: Ooh, now here's something interesting!
Me: What is it?
Dad: Just a little experiment
Me: What's in it?
Dad: it's like a citrus salad
Me: Okay...

I open the container and this "salad" is made up of green beans, carrots, turkey chunks, noodles, grapes, golden raisins, and clementines.

Me: *chew chew* What the hell?
Dad: I made it last night
Me: you made this?
Dad: yeah. Well I was going to have the oranges for dessert so instead I just made this.
Me: Nice.

It was a hilariously disgusting salad.

Friday · « **Reply #248 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:10:52 AM »

Quote

It is not the function of the government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error.

-Robert H. Jackson

Friday · « **Reply #249 on:** May 07, 2009, 08:39:35 PM »

<Vance> Sei lives around here? I just remember Roman, Jim, Brent, etc
<Xerox> Brent was the second time.
<Vance> Somebody get sei over here so I can see if I recognize him
<Vance> Because this is really fucking with me
<Vance> He lives around here?
<@Friday> Vance yes sei lives in the general LA area
<Vance> Okay, what the hell.
<Vance> Somebody wiped my memory of him
<@Friday> sei takes pride in his ability to stay in the background
<@Friday> also you are a sort of scatterbrained personality
<Vance> I am not, Romo

Brentai · « **Reply #250 on:** May 07, 2009, 09:42:00 PM »

I only met sei once like 4 years ago but I remember him perfectly.

...although I may be thinking of Silent Bob.

Friday · « **Reply #251 on:** May 08, 2009, 10:10:42 PM »

<Friday> OUR PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING COMMUNIST
<Romosome> This guy is a fucking ratings superstar
<Friday> HE DOESN'T LIKE KETCHUP
<Romosome> he has probably eaten stuff I can never afford
<Romosome> and he has
<Romosome> the fucking BALLS
<Romosome> to call Obama elitist
<Friday> elitist?
<Romosome> no, it wasn't the lack of ketchup.
<Friday> because of MUSTARD?
<Romosome> it was that he asked for SPICY MUSTARD
<Romosome> for DIJON
<Romosome> HOW FUCKING HOITY TOITY
<Romosome> WHAT A FAG
<Romosome> REAL MEN JUST PUNCH A COW AND LET THE INNARDS FLY INTO THEIR MAW
<Friday> well
<Friday> yes
<Friday> if he had said that
<Friday> I would like him

<@Romosome> I remember an ep where they had like
<@Romosome> irish immigrants on the enterprise for SOME fucking reason
<Niku> who hasn't been on the enterprise by this point
<@Romosome> and stereotype guy was like DO YE HAVE WHISKY and Picard went COMPUTER, WHISKY
<@Romosome> and it made some
<@Romosome> and the irishman tasted it and went "can ye give it a bit more of a kick" and Picard had to like, redo it so it was stronger
<@Friday> COMPUTER, DONKEY
<@Romosome> someone please just tell me I didn't imagine this
<@Romosome> or have it as a fever dream as a kid
<@Friday> Pretty sure Scotty is the guy you're talking about.
<@Friday> He bitches about Synthahol.
<@Romosome> what
<@Romosome> no, this was on TNG
<@Friday> And then Data gets out some actual ale.
<@Romosome> :o
<Niku> man
<@Friday> Yep.
<@Romosome> oh
<@Friday> Scotty.
<Niku> how awesome would TNG have been
<Niku> if like
<Niku> picard was all
<Niku> WE NEED A BETTER TECHNICIAN GUY OR WHATEVER SCOTTY DID
<Niku> COMPUTER
<Niku> SCOTTY

Büge · « **Reply #252 on:** May 09, 2009, 04:41:43 AM »

Actually, it was Miles O'Brien who gave the man in question, Danilo Odell, the synthehol whiskey. It was too weak, so Worf ordered him a glass of chech'tluth. The episode was called "Up The Long Ladder."

Friday · « **Reply #253 on:** May 09, 2009, 06:19:09 AM »

Well, I do remember Scotty bitching about synthehol or whatever it's called in his TNG episode. I guess we could both be right.

Brentai · « **Reply #254 on:** May 09, 2009, 08:18:20 AM »

I know Friday's right at least. Scotty mumbles something like "Synthetic men! Synthetic whiskey!" and then Picard hears the CLASS ALERT and pops out of thin air and is all like "HEY YOU WANNA DRINK SOME OF THE EXPENSIVE SHIT" and pulls out some Tausennigan Rum or something.

Büge · « **Reply #255 on:** May 09, 2009, 10:56:08 AM »

Aldebaran Whiskey.

...It's green.

Brentai · « **Reply #256 on:** May 09, 2009, 11:31:18 AM »

Well I got the Star-System + Generic Alcohol Type pattern down at least.

I wonder what kind of whiskey's going to wind up being "Solar Whiskey" when we go interstellar. I hope it's Jack.

Büge · « **Reply #257 on:** May 09, 2009, 12:11:18 PM »

No, see, we're humans. As such, we have a wonderfully varied civilization with thousands of cultures to contribute to the universe. All nonhuman races have a singular overarching monoculture which reflects us in some way and allows us to act superior to them. We are, after all, the ultimate bastion of good in the universe.

See, Aldebaran Whiskey will always be Aldebaran Whiskey. Solar Whiskey, well what would you like? Blended, single malt, double malt? Canadian, American, scotch, Irish? It's a world of choice.

Brentai · « **Reply #258 on:** May 09, 2009, 01:01:12 PM »

Somehow I just knew that Aldebaran would turn out to be a human colony before I even bothered to look it up.

There's absolutely no indication whether the Colony encompasses all of Aldebaran or just happens to be located there though.

(EDIT: No, it looks like humans have infested the entire third planet. Maybe it's a really small planet.)

McDohl · « **Reply #259 on:** May 09, 2009, 07:37:15 PM »

Something that Scotty said in that TNG episode rang true with me. When he was talking to LaForge about telling the captain about padding your time, saying that it'll take twenty minutes to get something done that you know will take ten minutes. That way you look like the hero.

This is how the Naval Aviation community works. An extremely padded "Ye canna change the laws of physics!"

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