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« Reply #260 on: May 09, 2009, 07:47:01 PM »

I think I've mentioned before that I double any time estimate I give as a policy.  This isn't so much to make myself look like a hero as to not make myself look like an idiot when someone changes the spec and then damn thing really does take twice as long as it should have.
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« Reply #261 on: May 09, 2009, 07:52:20 PM »

Yeah, that holds true in any industry.  Have you ever asked how long a wait's going to be at a restaurant?  They ALWAYS tell you it's longer than they actually think it is.  Because they'd be stupid not to.
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« Reply #262 on: May 09, 2009, 08:19:37 PM »

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« Reply #263 on: May 09, 2009, 10:03:07 PM »

I just learned yesturday that according to the extended lore of Star Trek, Synthohol was originally an invention of the Ferengi. They invented it to sell to other races who enjoy alcoholic beverages because the rules of Acquisition forbid the sale of any product that would be harmful to the health of the customer. This is why Ferengi weapons merchants are seen as owning a distasteful business in many episodes of DS9 but not a forbidden one as selling weapons to someone is not directly harmful to the customer in question and only harmful to potential clients.
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« Reply #264 on: May 10, 2009, 08:18:45 AM »

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« Reply #265 on: May 10, 2009, 08:26:35 AM »

Nimoy really was the only one to keep his original series physique, wasn't he? The differences from the original flick to Final Frontier are disgusting. Points to Kelley for going in the opposite direction of bloating up.

Annnyways,

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« Reply #266 on: May 10, 2009, 10:43:23 AM »

Well, Leonard Nimoy always has been a lanky dude.
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« Reply #267 on: May 15, 2009, 08:19:11 PM »

<Envy> If duke gets pregnant this month thats going to be 5 women I know that got pregnant this month within 2 days of eachother at least!
<lady_duke> thats so not even funny envy
<lady_duke> id be at an abortion clinic faster than a dog into a bowl of delicious meats
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« Reply #268 on: May 16, 2009, 01:18:38 AM »

<Envy> If duke gets pregnant this month thats going to be 5 women I know that got pregnant this month within 2 days of eachother at least!
thats going to be 5 women I know that got pregnant this month within 2 days of eachother
this month within 2 days of eachother
:MENDOZAAAAA:
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« Reply #269 on: May 16, 2009, 01:33:37 PM »

<lady_duke> id be at an abortion clinic faster than a dog into a bowl of delicious meats
<Friday> but... but...
<Friday> ;_;

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« Reply #270 on: May 16, 2009, 01:42:05 PM »

<Envy> If duke gets pregnant this month thats going to be 5 women I know that got pregnant this month within 2 days of eachother at least!
thats going to be 5 women I know that got pregnant this month within 2 days of eachother
this month within 2 days of eachother
:MENDOZAAAAA:

it could be over a ten day period and "this two weeks" is awkward
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« Reply #271 on: May 16, 2009, 05:57:16 PM »

Man, that was a funny discussion.
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« Reply #272 on: May 17, 2009, 05:31:08 PM »

<+lady_duke> i may w+m1 but i do it with...
<+lady_duke> FLARE
<+lady_duke> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<+lady_duke> that was so cheesy.
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« Reply #273 on: May 17, 2009, 09:44:51 PM »

<@Friday> THIS PERSON ONLY EVER SPOKE TWO LINES IN #finalfight
<+Misuzu> MIKESEVIGNY
<@Romosome> Mikesevigny
<Kitan> mdl
<@Friday> LYRAI
<+Misuzu> FUCK YES
<@Friday> WINS IT
<Kitan> WHAT
<Kitan> oh right mdl never said anything
<Xerox> She also got him to speak his second one.
<Kitan> EVER
<mdl> hi
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« Reply #274 on: May 17, 2009, 10:09:24 PM »

"We will not be led like sheep to the slaughter. True, we are weak and helpless, but the only response to the murderer is revolt! Brothers! It is better to live fighting like free men than to live at the mercy of the murderers. Arise! Arise with your last breath!"
 
 -Abba Kovner, Jan 1, 1942
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« Reply #275 on: May 18, 2009, 09:03:04 PM »

<Mesh> Carrot kind of reminds me of jizz.
<Mesh> They both taste really... orange.
<Mesh> To me.
<+lady_duke> ............
<+lady_duke> you have messed up tastebuds
<Mesh> Or messed up jizz.
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« Reply #276 on: May 18, 2009, 09:27:51 PM »

 :nyoro~n: What does my jizz taste like? :mystery:
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« Reply #277 on: May 18, 2009, 09:37:17 PM »

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What does my jizz taste like?

Answer:  :perfect: :want: :itsmagic: :glee: :cake: :smile: :victory: :imagination: :wheeeee: :attn: :kowhyee: :happy: :goodnews: ::D: :8D: :approve: :pimp: :dance: :ohmy: :wakka: :hurr: :derp: :luv: :gay4: :whoops: :lol: :richiam: :profit: :nosir: :negative: :wrong: :khaaan: :enraged: :MENDOZAAAAA: :loser: :over9000: :jizz: :oh: :determined: :;_;: :popcorn: :painful: :slow: :?: :rogue: :ohgod: :barf: :pop: :gasp: :mikey: :scanners: :rolleyes: :dead: :gameover:
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« Reply #278 on: May 18, 2009, 10:43:55 PM »

:rolleyes: I just wonder what my jizz tastes like!
:mahboi: ...
:rolleyes: Great!  I'll grab my stuff!
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« Reply #279 on: May 18, 2009, 11:27:25 PM »

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What does my jizz taste like?

Answer: :barf:
Why did I do that? This isn't like cooking, it's not going to miraculously taste better than it smells.

Maybe it's an acquired taste?

In the meantime Re: Friday.
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So delicious and moist!
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