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« Reply #280 on: May 19, 2009, 12:30:25 AM »

Stush, on Mega Man:

<Stush> I still don't know which one i've played.
<Niku> which bosses did it have, Stush?
<Stush> It had an ice guy!
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« Reply #281 on: May 19, 2009, 03:41:21 AM »

:popcorn:

if you have to chew then your jizz is definitely messed up.
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« Reply #282 on: May 19, 2009, 12:49:09 PM »

We're not mushrooms, you know. Don't keep us in the dark and feed us shit.

- A co-worker, on the uneven management
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« Reply #283 on: May 19, 2009, 12:50:13 PM »

YOUR CO-WORKER WORKS FOR THE FBI
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« Reply #284 on: May 19, 2009, 12:57:11 PM »

Stush is an ice guy.
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« Reply #285 on: May 19, 2009, 09:44:07 PM »

* Roger has joined #finalfight
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« Reply #286 on: May 20, 2009, 11:57:19 PM »

<@Romosome> it's more that the same people going "rofl comics are for obsessed nerds" will spooge themselves over like, Synecdoche or Pi or some other arthouse thing where the plot has five billion fucking little details
<+Aoko> Romosome
<+Aoko> If you don't understand it at all, then it's a good movie
<+Aoko> If you don't understand only most of it, then it's shit.
<@Romosome> also pretty much all movie reviewers are apparently hacks that can't write
<@Romosome> I'm not surprised
<+Aoko> "I don't know anything about this except it's got some guy in a latex suit, and he's in that filth my ex-wife's son reads. GARBAGE"
<+Aoko> "I have no idea why a shoe grew out of that man's chestvagina into a line of oompa loompas who proceeded to gangrape that doberman. This is art"
<BongoBill> "There must be some fucking deep symbolism in that shit."
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #287 on: May 21, 2009, 04:36:58 AM »

romo

the video equivalent of comics is not european art movies

the video equivalent of comics is soap operas

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« Reply #288 on: May 21, 2009, 04:46:36 AM »

romo

the video equivalent of comics is not european art movies

the video equivalent of comics is sports entertainment
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« Reply #289 on: May 21, 2009, 02:45:20 PM »

romo

the video equivalent of comics is not european art movies

the video equivalent of comics is professional wrestling
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #290 on: May 21, 2009, 02:46:35 PM »

professional wrestling

Scripted and full of half naked guys who can't stop hugging each other?
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« Reply #291 on: May 21, 2009, 02:52:55 PM »

 :perfect:

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« Reply #292 on: May 21, 2009, 07:41:14 PM »

<@Cait> ....
<@Cait> !
<@Cait> Spies that disguise as a player using an unlockable now show that unlockable in hand
<@Cait> Spies can now use enemy teleporters
* Friday changes topic to 'SPIES CAN NOW HOP ON THE BACK OF ENEMY SENTRIES AND COMMANDEER THEM'
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<@Friday> spies can now infest enemy medics and control their brains, permanently switching them over to friendly team
<BongoBill> Spies can now sabotage international finance.
<@Friday> Spies can now falsely spycheck enemy players while disguised, causing them to burst into flames, look like a spy to the rest of their team, and turning on friendly fire for them
<@Friday> Spies are now JC Denton with all asscoiated Augs and weapons
<Zaratustar> spies can turn into giant robots
<+DarkSchneider> spies can now stab you in the back so hard that you'll die again the instant you respawn
<@Friday> Spies are now James Bond
<@Friday> Spies can now Ambassador jump
<+DarkSchneider> !spy
<+DarkSchneider> Spies can now beat up Chuck Norris
<+drethelin> but only from behind
<@Friday> Spies now automatically switch to the winning side right before the game ends if their side loses
<@Friday> Spies now have G: Regenerate
<Zaratustar> A spy alive at the end of the round wins the game by himself
<@Friday> all spies gain +3/+3 and trample
<+DarkSchneider> Spies now have T: Destroy target tapped creature.
<Zaratustar> spies can scry one person per night
<+drethelin> spies get +1 to hit against gnolls
<@Friday> A roll of 18 or higher one a spy knife decapitates enemy players
<+DarkSchneider> spies can turn undead as though they were one level higher
<Zaratustar> a spy can use limited wish three times a day
<+DarkSchneider> A spy can hold as many Big items as he wants as long as nobody notices
<@Friday> Bumping up against a cloaked spy now provokes an attack of oppurtunity
<@Friday> (from the spy)
<Zaratustar> a spy can lift 20 times his own weigh
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<+DarkSchneider> spies are treated as having 18(00) strength
<Zaratustar> spies can shoot poison from specialized glands if threatened
<+DarkSchneider> spies can automatically remove one effect per round that a save can end as a free action
<@Friday> Mother spies will fight to the death to defend their litter
<+drethelin> the spy crab is a proud warrior race
<@Friday> All enemies within a 30' radius must save vs horror or flee in terror
<+DarkSchneider> a spy is an alien creature, seven feet tall, some kind of acid for blood, kills on sight and is generally unpleasant
<@Friday> A spy who fails a check gets to re-roll that check. This can be done as many times as the spy wants
<Zaratustar> a spy is immune to all forms of magical detection.
<+DarkSchneider> a spy will regrow any teeth it loses
<Zaratustar> a spy can sense prey by electromagnetic field variations
<BongoBill> Spies can cast true strike on themselves at will, as a free action.
<+DarkSchneider> spies have infravision 60'
<BongoBill> Spies can now hold public office.
<@Friday> All spies can now wear plate
<BongoBill> A bag made from a spy's stomach can be used to hold bombs.
<+DarkSchneider> spies are now legally licensed to perform marriage ceremonies of any denomination
<+DarkSchneider> A spy automatically adds and keeps two dice to all checks.
<@Friday> Spies are now immune to weapons of less than +5 enchantment
<@Friday> A spy can deflect oncoming missiles and bullets on a succesful dexterity check with his knife, reflecting them backwards toward the opponent
<@Friday> Spies now have Force Grip
<@Friday> a spy who is killed will return and become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
<Zaratustar> spies always get up at the count of 7
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #293 on: May 22, 2009, 08:44:19 PM »

Quote
“You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.” -- Jesse Ventura, former wrestler and ex-governor of Minnesota, says the former U.S. vice-president should be prosecuted for approving torture
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« Reply #294 on: May 22, 2009, 09:06:34 PM »

The entire video that quote is from is worth watching:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSra-McRZEc

He pretty much beats down the argument that creepy looking blond woman feebly tries to administer.

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« Reply #295 on: May 23, 2009, 05:27:53 AM »

Wow, Ventura is a Win-mill.
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« Reply #296 on: May 23, 2009, 01:53:06 PM »

Yeah, it turns out the cast of Predator is far less craven on the subject of marijuana legalization than the real politicians, too.

...course, half the bullshit in the drug war is the work of an actor-turned-politician.  You win some, you lose most.
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« Reply #297 on: May 24, 2009, 10:47:26 PM »

* eloh (eloh@ip68-108-12-163.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #finalfight
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* eloh was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Cait)
<Frocto> that ruled
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<Stush> Cait is awesome, even when he's asleep
<Stush> Eloh shows up, cait's foot just flies out of bed and smacks him in the face.
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« Reply #298 on: May 24, 2009, 11:02:14 PM »

Good God, that fucker is still in downtown Las Vegas?  No wonder he's still pissed off.
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« Reply #299 on: May 25, 2009, 07:30:44 PM »

<Stush> I think with TF2, i'm just gonna wait until they put in trading.
<Stush> And then i'll use my feminine wiles to get everything~
<+DarkSchneider> stush you do not have feminine wiles
<Stush> More than you!
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