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Re: Quotes
« Reply #300 on: May 26, 2009, 12:00:29 PM »

From I Love Wikipedia:

"Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of the Dead or Alive series, has repeatedly criticized the Tekken series, calling it an annoyance and, in particular, stating that 'Tekken 4 is a piece of shit' He also stated at a later time 'Tekken sucks. I don’t know what you’re talking about' when asked about an upcoming Tekken 6 game.”

Itagaki has consistently given harsh opinions on Namco’s Tekken games, mainly due to his grudge against the company for its insulting radio commercial on his Dead or Alive game. He has stated he never forgets an insult to his family, and will retaliate with 'nuclear missiles more than 100 times for that'."
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #301 on: May 26, 2009, 05:53:56 PM »

Comical, until you remember that Kim Jong Il is a noted Dead or Alive fan.

:justasplanned: Wheels within wheels, my friends.  Wheels within wheels.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #302 on: May 27, 2009, 07:55:19 PM »

<+Aoko> >> Romosome is the BOMB <<
<+lady_duke> romo
<+Aoko> ROMO
<+Aoko> GET OUT OF THE RAID
<@Romosome> lyrai what the fuck
<@Friday> ROMO
<+Aoko> GET OUT OF THE FUCKING RAID
<+lady_duke> imma slap you
<@Friday> ROMO
<+Aoko> GET OUT
<+lady_duke> in the vagina.
<@Friday> GET OUT
<@Romosome> WHAT
<@Friday> OF THE RAID
<Mr_Saturn> by anyone
* Kayma Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<@Friday> THE FUCK
<+Aoko> FUCK
* @Friday gkicks Romo
<+Aoko> HEALER DOWN
<@Friday> It's wipe.
<+Aoko> WE LOST DPS AND THE HEALER
<@Cait> Hooray. I broke 750k fire damage.
<+Aoko> FUCK
<@Friday> Wipe it, folks.
<@Friday> Stop healing the tank.
* @Romosome runs around confused
<@Friday> We don't have the dps
<@Friday> STOP HEALING THE TANK
<@Friday> ITS A WIPE
<@Friday> GOD
<Kayin1> Your mom doesn't have DPS
<+Aoko> WIPE IT UP GOD.
<@Romosome> RUN BACK TO THE ENTRANCE
<@Friday> I AM GKICKING ANYONE WHO HEALS THE TANK
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #303 on: May 30, 2009, 06:57:30 PM »

[10:56] <lady_duke> no girls nowadays are pure virgins
[10:56] <lady_duke> unless they're totally crazed religious dolts.
[10:56] <lady_duke> cmon now.
[10:56] <Lee-Ham> what is a pure virgin
[10:56] <BongoBill> Let's ask a unicorn.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #304 on: May 30, 2009, 11:12:38 PM »

let's ask mr. unicorn

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« Reply #305 on: June 01, 2009, 02:47:39 AM »

I ain't never seen them biting. Ask Mr.

THE KRAKEN
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #306 on: June 02, 2009, 12:19:14 AM »

[03:19:56] <Lyrai> 12. [Tales of Symphonia] What skill does Colette learn at the fourth Seal?
[03:20:00] <Friday> blowjob
[03:20:01] <+Drethelin> blowjob
[03:20:04] <+Drethelin> damnit friday
[03:20:04] <@sei> wave beam
[03:20:04] <+Romosome> blowjob
[03:20:04] <Xerox> blowjob
[03:20:12] <shino> ...handjob...
[03:20:14] <+Romosome> Power Seal: Blowjob
[03:20:16] <Dogstar> I see what everyone has on their minds.
[03:20:23] <+Prinny> boobjob
[03:20:33] <@sei> purify weird pole
[03:20:41] <+Romosome> sei I hate you for that
[03:20:42] <+Romosome> that's terrible

[17:48:06] <@Cait> I'm going to the store. Niku, lacerate anyone that tries to start trivia again.
[17:48:13] <+Niku> Will do.
[17:48:18] <+Niku> Op me.  :D
[17:48:19] <@Cait> Especially that Xerox fellow. He looks pretty shifty.
[17:48:21] <+Fuse> !trivia pi
[17:48:22] <Lyrai> Starting the trivia. Round of 3.14159265358979323846 questions. !strivia to stop. Total: 2849
[17:48:26] <+Fuse> AWESOME
[17:48:28] <@Cait> ...
[17:48:29] <Kilian> Heh.
[17:48:32] <+Niku> ...
[17:48:33] <@Cait> Alright, that was pretty awesome.
[17:48:33] <+Niku> <3

<Lyrai> 41. [Final Fantasy 7] What is Cid's second level one limit break?
<Friday> oh, right.
<Romosome> I forgot cid's.
<shino> jump
<Xerox> @#$%
<Friday> jump
<shino> errr
<PirateJack> dragon jump
<Friday> bomb
<shino> HERPES
<Xerox> I only know Highwind...
<PirateJack> dragon
<Friday> dynamite
<Romosome> Except he LIGHTS DYNAMITE WITH HIS FUCKING CIGARETTE in one
<Lyrai> Friday got the answer: Dynamite in 17.015 seconds. Points: 49 Rank: 18th
<Romosome> ....

[Friday] The trivia game is basically a showcase of Romo being hilariously dumb. It's seriously worth it to come and watch just for that, even if you can't answer any of the questions.
[Thad] Life is basically a showcase of Romo being hilariously dumb.

<Romosome> I found a problem with the action figure I want
<Romosome> but there were two revisions of the action figure in the pack
<Romosome> let's see if you can spot the difference.
<Romosome> well okay I'll tell you, it's the head
<Romosome> http://hako85.hp.infoseek.co.jp/spidey_fig_Classics_2Pack_Spider-man_vs_Hobgoblin_Spidey_2nd.JPG here's the head on the fixed, less common figure.
<Romosome> http://hako85.hp.infoseek.co.jp/spidey_fig_Classics_2Pack_Spider-man_vs_Hobgoblin_Spidey_1st.JPG here's the head on the initial run.
<Roger> AWESOME :D
<Romosome> no it is not awesome >:(
<Romosome> now I have to make sure the one I buy is not RETARDOMAN
<patito> He does everything a retard can

<Romosome> The Japanese don't have wet t-shirt contests
<Romosome> they have girls lay in the sand and they blindfold someone and try to smack them in the tits with a wooden sword.
<Romosome> Or was that watermelons

[09:57] Cait: I'm up to.. 696.4%
[09:58] Zaratustra: I -said- 200% in castlevania would lead to overinflation of percent values
[09:58] Zaratustra: but did anyone hear me
[09:58] Zaratustra: noooooo
[09:58] Zaratustra: 200% in sotn that is
[09:58] Cait: Rare started it.
[09:59] Zaratustra: well, strictly speaking, 696.4% is proper
[09:59] Zaratustra: since it's equivalent to 6.964 portraits
[09:59] Zaratustra: it's just... disturbing
[09:59] Zaratustra: YOU FINISHED 696% OF THE GAME
[09:59] Zaratustra: SWEET JESUS
[09:59] Zaratustra: SAMUS TAKES OFF ALL CLOTHING -AND- SKIN -AND- ORGANS

<Kitan|Sleep> niku
<Kitan|Sleep> did you steal my pizza
<Kitan|Sleep> i needed that
<Kitan|Sleep> you had more HP than me
<Kitan|Sleep> >:(
<Kabbage> SATISFIED NIKU?!
<+Niku> I'm never satisfied.
<Kabbage> See what your goddamned LUST for a second dinner has wraught?!
<Kitan> don't you fucking touch that turkey
<Kabbage> Kitan is CRYING
<Kitan> i need that turkey
<Kitan> GOD DAMNIT
<nyao> I already have one of those.
<+Niku> HEY I WAS DOWN BY TWO GODDAMN HITPOINTS OKAY
<+Niku> I NEEDED THE TURKEY
<@Cait> What are you fucks talking about
<Kabbage> THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH LESS NIKU
<+Niku> Cait doesn't play cool games
<+Niku> So he doesn't know
<Kitan> Poor Cait.
<Kabbage> AN INCESSANT, MADDENING BEEPING THAT DOESN'T STOP
<+Niku> HEY LOOK OKAY FINE YOU CAN GET THAT APPLE
<@Cait> Which game?
<Kitan> apply directly to the Niku
<+Niku> THE APPLE RESTORES YOUR HP BY ONE
<Kitan> OH ITS TOO LATE NOW. I'M ALREADY DEAD. DEAD.
<Kabbage> OH THANKS
<Kabbage> YOU KNOW WHAT
<Kabbage> FUCK THIS
<+Niku> FINE THEN I'LL TAKE THIS APPLE
<+yeoz> what game????????
<Kabbage> FUCK THIS
<@Cait> Oh, I know which game now.
<+Niku> OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
<Kitan> oh shi-
<+yeoz> Cait: pray tell
<Kabbage> I'M PLAYING OBLIVION
<+Niku> YOU DIDN'T NEED TO RIP THE CARTRIDGE OUT OF THE SNES
<+Niku> YOU LOSER
<+Niku> THAT CAN REALLY MESS UP THE SYSTEM
<+Niku> NOW I GOTTA BLOW IN IT
<Kabbage> YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE SHITTY CONTROLLER
<Kitan> lol yes
<+Niku> HUFF HUFF HUFF
<Kabbage> Y-
<Kabbage> YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
<+Niku> YOUR CONTROLLER HAS TURBO SO STOP BITCHING
<Kabbage> BLOW INTO THE SNES
<+Niku> NO WAY IT WORKS BETTER ON THE GAME TAPE
<Kabbage> DON'T EVEN
<+Niku> LOOK SEE THE SCREEN'S JUST FUCKING BLINKING
<+Niku> LOOK WHAT YOU DID
<Kabbage> THIS GAME SUCKS ANYWAYS
<+Niku> JUST BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT
<Kitan> HEY GUYS
<Kitan> WANA USE MY GAME GENIE?
<nyao> i say
<Kitan> I JUST BOUGHT IT
<nyao> moist knickers
<+Niku> DUDE THOSE THINGS WIPE YOUR SAVE FILES
<Kitan> SO? WE CAN BEAT IT ON ONE SITTING!
* nyao falls over
<+yeoz> the day i bought a game shark was the best day and the worst day of my life.
<+Niku> PLUS THIS GAME LIKE JUST CAME OUT AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T CALL GALOOB TO GET ALL THE LATEST HOT CHEATS IN THE QUARTERLY GAME GENIE UPDATE BOOKLET
<Kabbage> H0T CH33TS

<Lyrai> Link
<@Romosome> god damn
<@Romosome> I want to watch 24 now
<@Romosome> Season 6 sounds fucking intense
<@Romosome> too bad oh IT'S ALREADY IN SEASON SIX
<@Romosome> Lyrai why
<Lyrai> Look at all that
<Lyrai> 1960?
<Lyrai>     * Hokey Wolf
<Lyrai>     * The Flintstones(原始家族フリントストーン)
<Lyrai> Does this mean there's Japanese Flinstones?
<Lyrai> WIIILMAAAAAAAAA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
<@Romosome> Considering the FURINSUTOONZU article credits Japanese VAs with links to their own discographies, yes.
<@Romosome> There was a Japanese dub of the Flinstones.
<Lyrai> .
<Lyrai> <Barney> desu desu desu
<@Romosome> god DAMMIT Lyrai I did NOT need to spit all over my screen at this hour of night
<Lyrai> TEE HEE HEE

[02:30] Lee-Ham: I was just about to leap to HoD's defense but then I realised that I actually hate it
[02:31] Lee-Ham: HoD is everything I hate about the post-SotN castlevanias
[02:31] Lee-Ham: SO MANY LONG STRAIGHT CORRIDORS FILLED WITH THE SAME ENEMY OVER AND OVER
[02:32] Lee-Ham: WALK FORWARD
[02:32] Lee-Ham: KILL ENEMY
[02:32] Lee-Ham: REPEAT
[02:32] Romosome: HIT ZOMBIE, RECEIVE COOKIE
[02:32] Esperath: TOUCH ZOMBIE, GET VIRUS
[02:32] Friday: TOUCH ESPER, GET MAGICITE
[02:32] BongoBill: TOUCH FUZZY, GET DIZZY
[02:33] Esperath: TOUCH FRIDAY, GET ARM STUMP
[02:33] Friday: TOUCH ROMO, GET DUMB
[02:33] Romosome: HEY
[02:33] Romosome: MY DUMB IS NOT CONTAGIOUS
[02:33] * Romosome bites Esperath
[02:33] *** You are now known as Dodumbgo.
[02:33] Friday: :D
[02:33] * Dodumbgo dislikes smoke.
[02:33] Romosome: wrong
[02:33] *** You are now known as Esperath.
[02:33] *** Romosome is now known as Dodumbgo.
[02:34] * Dodumbgo dislikes smart.
[02:34] Esperath: :O
[02:34] Friday: :D

<Niku> I still love how hilariously copoutty the Death Note pilot manga was.
<Romosome> oh GOD.
<Niku> IT'S OKAY GUYS
<Niku> I BROUGHT MY DEATH ERASER
<Romosome> It's really a miracle the series got made at all
<Romosome> jesus
<Romosome> seriously imagine if we got Hikaru no Kills People instead of this
<Niku> ....
<Niku> I would so fucking read Hikaru no Kills People
<Romosome> the fact that something so obscure from the pilot ended up as something really central to the actual manga is really amusing
<Romosome> okay you're right I would too

[00:25] OHakubi: !stop sparta
[00:25] Lyrai: WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS SPARTA COUNTRY!
[00:26] Vance_: !stop buttrape
[00:26] Lyrai: WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS BUTTRAPE COUNTRY!
[00:26] Zaratustra: all spartans were homosexual child molesters
[00:26] Stush: Zara is jealous.
[00:26] Vance_: Except they had the more convenient title of pedarest
[00:26] Joxam: I'd say something childish like 'takes one to know one' but meh
[00:26] Stush: You said it joxam!
[00:26] Stush: Therefore you are childish!
[00:27] Stush: Hohoho
[00:27] OHakubi: !stop the middle of freaking nowhere.  You should have asked for directions at that last town, you know.  Hell, I'm not even sure we're still in the same
[00:27] Lyrai: WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NOWHERE. YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS AT THAT LAST TOWN, YOU KNOW. HELL, I'M NOT EVEN SURE WE'RE STILL IN THE SAME COUNTRY!
[00:27] Vance_: you win
[00:27] Stush: :D
[00:27] * Stush gives OHakubi the biggest steak.

<sei> did sirc die like pico and get replced with qokc?
<Romosome> what the FUCK does that even MEAN
<Endril> sei: one tim I have deck like cool except had the cards for green
<sei> aaa
<sei> qokc
<sei> pico -> nano
<sei> p - n = s - q
<Endril> sei are you on drugs
<sei> i - a = o - i
<sei> n - c = r - k
<sei> and o - o = c - c
<Romosome> what the fuck
<sei> which is to say i am coming off of caffeine
<Romosome> are you pretending to be the motherfucking Enigma Engine tonight sei
<Romosome> what is it boy
<sei> no >:(
<Romosome> tell us where the nazis are
<sei> ghostrider fell down the well, captain america

THIS TEXT IS LARGE

<Niku> april fools day is not funny
<Niku> people have used up all the clever material
<Niku> back in 1902
<Aintaer> The 1890s was truly the best decade.
<Mr_Saturn> HA HA I'VE REPLACED THE STEAM ENGINE WITH A LARGE CAT

<eloH> i have really bad neuropathy
<Mr_Saturn> what
<eloH> in my left leg
<sei> what
<eloH> i walk like dr house
<Lee-Ham> oh god, my cat does this sometimes. It freaks me out http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/invisible-eye.jpg
<eloH> my left foot feels like i have dry ice between the toes
<eloH> and under my heel
<eloH> and broken glass in the rest of it up to the middle of my shin
<eloH> at the best times it feels like fucking play doh
<eloH> i have a cane and opiates dont make me feel good
<eloH> its hellish
<eloH> so i got my payback from 'god' for making brentai's safe place upsetting
<Upthorn> what happened to it?
* Brentai has joined #finalfight
<Brentai> PAYBACK IS A BITCH, AIN'T IT?
<Brentai> SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!
* Brentai has left #finalfight
<Lee-Ham> ...huh.
<Mr_Saturn> what the
<Lee-Ham> There's something you don't see every day.

[123644] <Kazz> yay internet
[123700] <Kazz> all the world's information at my fingertips, 24 hours a day
[123707] <Kazz> a day without the internet is like
[123710] <Kazz> a day without oxygen
[123740] <Kazz> let's find out how tall baby giraffes are
[123753] <Kazz> 1.8 meters
[123806] <Kazz> how many is that in feet
[123810] <Kazz> 5.9
[123826] <Kazz> fucking babies are born ready to post me up in basketball
[123842] <Kazz> that's insane
[123853] <Kazz> THX INTERNET <3
[123903] <Cait> That is a lot of baby for a mother giraffe to push out.
[123917] <Kazz> they fall out at the end
[123921] <Kazz> to the ground
[123930] <Kazz> not an evolutionary slam-dunk i should think
[123937] <Kazz> (to further the metaphor)

<NotCricket> You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
<Cthulhu-chan> YES YOU CAN
<JDigital> That sounds like a challenge to me.
<Cthulhu-chan> HUG MORE SERIOUS
<Zaratustra> If you're Nuclear Man, you can
<Zaratustra> I SHALL PUT YOU IN A CHOKE HOLD WITH MY NUCLEAR ARMS
<NotCricket> Case in point: Dr. Manhattan
<NotCricket> He had the most nuclear arms around.
<NotCricket> No kids.
<NotCricket> You know, he spent quite a lot of time fucking women to not have kids.
<Zaratustra> he didn't actually have sex.
<NotCricket> I know he had to rebuild his body and all that, but you'd think he'd have made some working testicles.
<Zaratustra> the women just teased him.
<Zaratustra> you know how you know that?
<Zaratustra> (get ready for this folks)
<NotCricket> That would explain why he left the planet.
<Zaratustra> HE HAD BLUE BALLS!
<Zaratustra> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<NotCricket> If I ever meet you, I will kill you.

<Rygaron> I went to his house and witnessed something amazing
<Kayumi> Frankly it's not bad for the ps1 emulation alone
<Kayumi> You saw your first penis?
<Rygaron> In the corner of his room was R.O.B wearing a Virtual Boy
<Rygaron> Oh yeah, and his penis
<Lyrai> ...
<Nikumatic> ...
<Lyrai> what
Rygaron> What what?
<sucker> ROB wearing a virtual boy and his penis
<Kayumi> He had an R.O.B. wearing his penis?

<Romosome> This is how Lufia II goes
<Romosome> <Maxim> WE'VE GOT TO GO ooh ancient cave
<Romosome> <Maxim> oh shit yes blue chest
<Romosome> <Maxim> OH GOD MIMICS AUGH
<Romosome> <Maxim> IRIS ITEMS
<Dogstar> I beat Lufia 2 once, the first time I played it, because every time after that I've tried to beat the fucking ancient cave.
<Cait> <Selan> DEEPER, MAXIM, DEEPER

<Sqbedzle> Oh god. :(
<Friday> ?
<Sqbedzle> Tiff started vomiting all of a sudden. She's back to sleep now, but now I'm wide awake and worrying.
<Romosome> if she went back to sleep and is breathing normally she's probably fine
<Romosome> dogs do puke a lot
<Sqbedzle> She was like "My stomach feels kind of funny", then two minutes later, vomit. The five minutes after that. Then ten or so minutes after that.
<Romosome> oh
<Romosome> Tiff isn't a dog?
<Romosome> I don't know who Tiff is.
<Romosome> I'm sorry.
<Sqbedzle> She's my girlfriend/de facto fiancee. It's cool.
<Niku> ....
<Roger> Tiff is Squizzle's lovemuffin
<Romosome> thanks, terribly embarassed.
<Niku> romo just had some epic win

<CUI> My roommate just shoved a fucking muffin into his mouth and is now humming some teenpop
<CUI> I plan murder everyday

<Niku> Yaaay.  A trainer with a Rampardos.
<Niku> That's one more tick on my Seen number.
<R^2> Rampardos? That Pokemon is dumb.
<Niku> It sure is!
<R^2> (I want one named Romopardos)
<Niku> (me too)

<eloH> I HAVE BRED THE PERFECT MEDIDITE
<R^2> What did you name it?
<eloH> MEDITITE because i didnt know her nature or IV at the time.
<eloH> i will rename her 'Bruce Lee'
<Cait> Her?
<Cait> Way to give her issues.
<eloH> She is lonely, indicating +10% attack and -10% in defence.
<R^2> Great, lonely AND gender issues.
<R^2> You've bred the perfect Internet attention whore.

<R^2> WHO NEEDS AN AERODACTYL
<R^2> I'VE GOT THREE NOW :D
<Stush> R^2, can i have one?
<R^2> Sure.
<Stush> :D
<R^2> Stush, I don't have your code.
<Stush> Code?
<R^2> Friend code. To send you this here flyin' fossil.
<Stush> You don't need a friend code, just DCC it.
<R^2> ...
<Nikumatic> ...
* R^2 has quit IRC (Quit: Right, moving on.)
<Stush> Now i'll never get my pterodactyl! ;_;

[142956] <Rygaron> I'll still take yours, so I can have an evee team
[143000] <Rygaron> I hear the new evs rock
[143001] <ld> okay
[143004] <ld> yes they do
[143007] <ld> im in love with them all
[143012] <ld> anyway, kazz is harrassing me for love
[143016] <ld> so im gonna go tackle him
[143020] * ld is now known as ld_gone
[143025] <Rygaron> And that's where Snorlaxes come from



<Lyrai> This entire channel falls under the worry zone for "Strange people" Romosome
<Upthorn> HEY!
<Upthorn> Don't lump me in with #finalfight users.
<Roger> :3
<Kisai-> But... you are one just by being here... o_o
<Lyrai> Roger and Niku are the ones that, if there was a news report on how fucked up #ff is, they'd be the ones they always refer to
<Roger> Yay :D
<Roger> I'm a Columbine :D

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #307 on: June 03, 2009, 01:20:38 AM »

* Kitan tosses a shaved wookie at stush
<BongoBill> Shaved Wookiees are the ugliest creatures imaginable.
<Stush> You know what the scariest creatures are?
* Stush shaves some ewoks and sends them after Bongo
<BongoBill> Damn it, Stush.
<BongoBill> How did you know I was a stormtrooper?
<Stush> You're tall
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #308 on: June 04, 2009, 12:27:55 AM »

Via our beloved, absent Frocto:

Quote from: IGN
"There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person," says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #309 on: June 04, 2009, 07:26:47 AM »

"At this point in time, common sense is so rare around these parts that I tend to think of it as a superpower ..

Hark!  My common sense is tingling"

~Local sniper.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #310 on: June 04, 2009, 07:37:16 AM »

You have local snipers?
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« Reply #312 on: June 04, 2009, 07:53:43 AM »

Apologies,

It's just a pseudonym. 
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« Reply #313 on: June 04, 2009, 07:57:46 AM »

So your local sniper was in the Weapon X program?
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« Reply #314 on: June 06, 2009, 04:52:15 PM »

<@Cait> Oh hey, Romo's here. That reminds me of the quote I saw earlier.
<@Cait> " Sometimes I think I'm too easily distracted. Then I think, "More than half of the letters in the word 'puppy' are the letter P." "
<@Romosome> hahahaha
<@Friday> ...
<Kitan> ha ha ha
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« Reply #315 on: June 13, 2009, 11:45:29 PM »

<Frocto> ROMO FETISH NUMBER 2: GET OUT OF HERE YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED
<@Romosome> oh shit
<@Romosome> he's right
<@Romosome> I have a haunted vagina fetish
<Roger> Zoinks scoobs
<Roger> looks like there's a mystery
<Roger> in this vagina
<Lee-Ham> like hey Scoob, dig this crazy vagina
<Lee-Ham> I bet there's some food in there!
<@Friday> AND THE CLITORIS IS ACTUALLY MR. DAWKINS!
<Xerox> Aw, Friday beat me to it.
<Roger> And he would have gotten a female orgasm too
<Roger> if it wasn't for you meddling kids

<@Romosome> and last summer I had sex with the ocean
<@Romosome> that's right
<@Romosome> the Pacific Oceon
<@Romosome> I fucked it so hard it lost a letter
<Frocto> you slut
<Niku> it didn't lose a letter, romo
<Niku> that's just it's O face
<@Romosome> well
<@Romosome> I mean
<@Romosome> I had to do it before Frocto got to it on his end
<@Romosome> he's shameless
<Frocto> :3
<Nerd> JOURNEY TO FUCK THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
<@Friday> I once fucked the entire canadian rockies
<Niku> friday: TALK ABOUT A MOUNTY
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« Reply #316 on: June 14, 2009, 06:26:59 AM »

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« Reply #317 on: June 15, 2009, 09:08:19 PM »

[6:19] <Guild> It's been said, and i don't know by whom, that in order even to consider writing a novel one must first write one million cohesive words.
[6:19] <Guild> Constantly writing will give me a better ability to handle the rigors of writing, both physically and mentally.
[6:20] <Guild> I will write endlessly if i must, until the day i have written enough words to give reality a new direction. I will make a mark on the world with my words, and though it may last only a year, or for the rest of history, I will be able to say that I did something I was born to do. I was born to write a novel about nosepicking.
[6:21] <Guild> Chapter 1: Angle is key

Mr_Saturn: my brother is a chess playing potato when it comes to pokemon


<objection> i had a job and a family but then thad forced me to smoke crack

<clutch> Okay, I'm going to find something to eat. There's an Ethiopian resturant around the corner that could be interesting. Anyone ever had Ethiopian food?
<Kazz> I'm not sure the Ethiopians have had Ethiopian food.
<clutch> I was wondering who would make the requisite joke.
<Kazz> Make sure you're properly dressed, Clutch.  It might be a black-fly restaurant.
<clutch> Waa waaaa.

<Zaratustra> Persnickety diners may want to be aware; the "Five-Second Rule" was adopted by Chief Health Commissioner Rudolph “Guy” Fenimore as an “acceptable standard of sanitary practices ” in area restaurants, according to a city ordinance which took effect on April 17th.
<Romosome> WHAT.
<Romosome> source, NOW.
<Guy_Ruffian> There was just recently a study done on that that proved it wholly inaccurate.
<Zaratustra> http://thecitydesk.net/2007/05/18/friday-facts-cognacgerie-cognacgerie-cognacgerie/
<Romosome> IT WAS NEVER CONSIDERED TO FUCKING BE ACCURATE
<Romosome> IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!
<Romosome> ONLY THE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED COULD THINK IT SOMEHOW HAS MERIT!
<Romosome> DO YOU THINK THE BACTERIA HAVE TO LIKE, CRAWL ONTO THE GODDAMN THING
<Romosome> DO THEY TAKE THEIR LITTLE PARAMECIUM CARS AND DRIVE ONTO IT OR CLAMBER UP WITH GRAPPLING HOOKS
<Guy_Ruffian> I have to admit that I had considered the hooks.

[01:52] Romosome: awesome Bioshock features:
[01:53] Romosome: *Disposable handguns explode after clip is exhausted
[01:53] Romosome: *Totally useless psi powers
[01:53] Romosome: *Even MORE Spiders!  oh god spiders
[01:53] Esperath: needs more spiders
[01:53] Romosome: System Shock 2 expansion pack "Spideravaganza"
[01:54] Romosome: (there is no game, the box is just full of spiders)


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[01:54] Romosome: they sold it to accounting via the "it's impossible to pirate" angle
[01:55] Dreth-afk: now I want to put boxes full of spiders in stores
[01:55] Romosome: we need more random bugs in our PC aisle
[01:55] Romosome: think about the potential
[01:55] Romosome: "Hey wow is that Team Fortress 2 OH GOD BEES WHAT"
[01:55] Romosome: 1 in 10 lucky buyers receive a swarm of angry hornets

[22:26] Romosome: I suck so bad at Metroid that when I beat the game Samus had a sweater on over her armor.
[22:26] Romosome: And her arms were crossed.

[22:29] Niku: demanding rule /34/ on blue cheergirls x red cheergirls
[22:29] Romosome: Niku the Ouendan cheer girls aren't suitable for fantasies
[22:29] Romosome: because god damn
[22:30] Romosome: they would NEVER SHUT UP during the act
[22:30] Niku: GO
[22:30] Niku: GO
[22:30] Niku: IKUIYO
[22:30] Niku: GO
[22:30] Romosome: I mean like
[22:30] Romosome: you're trying to get off here
[22:30] Romosome: and it's just CLAP CLAP CLAP TWEET TWEET BANG

<constantine> Hmm... now the zerg have mass suicide ground troops as well.
<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> Banelings. :D
<Cannon> Oh, good. We didn't have enough Zerg players already.
<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> I have this intense hope that the Zerg have tons of suicide troops.
<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> Lots and lots of disposable minions.
<Esperath> the zerg are nothing but banelings, infested terrans, and scourges
<Esperath> that's it
<Esperath> the entire race
<Esperath> also
<Esperath> the overlords upgrade to the Hindenburg
<OHakubi> Oh, the humanikekeke!

[2:16] <AFK> Gaia makes 4chan look like an ivory palace where gentlemen of tact and refinement engage in Socratic dialogue about natural philosophy.

<Moctobot> scott kurtz is a fucking toolbox
<Romosome> Scott Kurtz appears to be an entire tool shed

<constantine> Is it just me, or is Geothermal going more and more off the deep end with each post?
<constantine> It's like watching the end of Flowers for Algernon except in this case Charlie was never a genius.

[4:22] <Ral> Fucking hell.
[4:22] <Ral> I'm arguing with someone that books are not interactive.
[4:24] <Zaratustra> if you agree books are not interactive, turn to page 43
[4:24] <Zaratustra> if you don't, turn to page 64

<Xerox> Do you think the FBI will flag me if I look up Nambla on Wikipedia?
<Kayma> They already did when you asked
* FBI has joined #finalfight
<FBI> No we didn't.
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[12:26] <Niku> HI THERE!  WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POKEMON!
[12:26] <Niku> I'M PROFESSOR NAKED
[12:26] <Niku> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
[12:26] <Niku> THIS IS A FUCKASAUR

05:33:12am -8(Pacific) * Roger has joined #finalfight
05:33:35am -8(Pacific) * Kayumi replaces Roger's brain with one that actually works
05:34:22am -8(Pacific) * Roger Quit (Quit: )

<+Lyrai> shit
<+Lyrai> quick
<+Lyrai> I need the Bel-air song all on one line
<Dimastines> OK
<+Lyrai> Anyone have it
<Dimastines> LOAF IS IN PANTS NOW WHAT
<+Lyrai> .
<+Lyrai> That is not what I asked for and quite frankly I am slightlyu disturbed you carried out my misinterpreted request so quickly

<Zaratustra> so anyone got a pirate version of harry potter yet
<R^2> No, all I have is the wizard version.

<JD> A cleric in my game could persistant Divine Favor (personal rage), but not Shield of Faith (touch range).
<JD> Not even if he touched himself
<@sei> yeah.
<+Lyrai> Clerics don't touch themselves, they touch others
<+Lyrai> little boys, mostly.
<@sei> god damn it.
<JD> I'd probbaly allow it

<Roger> Hey you know that Dreamwave Pat Lee the guy who made those big bulgey detail laden transformers and eventually had his company go bankrupt when everyone found out he wasn't actually paying his artists?
<Roger> Small quote from an old old interview with him
<Roger> "Do you see anything shady in the way that Transformers comics and
<Roger> cartoons were created in the past, as a vehicle to sell the toys?", Mr. Lee
<Roger> replies: "Well the cartoon was amazing, it was only a matter
<Roger> of time before the toys were made."
<@Cait> ...
<Miniku> ...
* Roger was kicked by Cait (I can't kick him, so you'll stand as proxy.)

<@Romosome> http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/10/opinion/10potter.html?ex=1344484800&en=f3ee206613b091ec&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink Harry Potter and the Waterproof Pearl
<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Leopard-Walk Up-to-Dragon
<Kisai-> Heard about that on Colbert Report a week ago.
<Vance> Harry Potter and the Vibrating Anal Egg
<OHakubi> Timothy Hunter and the Unusual Case of Mistaken Identity.
<Xerox> Harry Potter and the Pedophile.
<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Hilarious Misunderstanding
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Less Than Perfect Ending
<Xerox> Harry Potter and the Spoiled Ending.
<Vance> Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Popular Series of Books.
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Harry Potter.
<Vance> Harry Potter and the Vaguely Discworld Derivitave
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Inconsistant System of Magic
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Plot Device
<Mr_Saturn> Harry potter and the sapient pearwood trunk
<OHakubi> Harry Potter and the Incorrigible Fandom.
<OHakubi> Along with its sequel, Harry Potter Does Belfast.
<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Unstoppable Running Gag
<Kisai-> Harry Potter and the IRC Channel
<OHakubi> Harry Potter and the Army of Self-Insertion Characters Lining Up To Snog Him.
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Hi Guys How Are You Doing Tonight?
<BongoBill> perhaps it would be more accurate to say
<Mr_Saturn> Harry Potter and the Massive head injury
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Macguffin
<JDigital> Harry Potter and the Hi Doom Not Bad How Abotu You
<Doom> Harry Potter and the I Am OK JD, This Is A Tricky Way To Talk
<Mr_Saturn> Harry potter and the rod of dead horse beating
<Kisai-> Harry Potter and the You Made A Typo
<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter, Agent of SHIELD
* BongoBill (~mark@ip24-56-1-133.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Harry Potter and the Disconnect Message)
<MarsDragon> Harry Potter and the One Year War
<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter Versus Anti Harry Potter
<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter In The Eighth Dimension
<MarsDragon> Harry Potter and the Secret of Gettter Rays
<+Lyrai> Harry Potter and the ehT dnA rettoP yrraH
<Kabbage> Harry Potter and The Phantom Iguana
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Epispode One
<OHakubi> World War Potter.
<JDigital> Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the

[04:42:46] -> Ops #nescience: man, my DM can get really annoying when talking about 2nd
[04:42:53] -> Ops #nescience: i don't want to turn into that WRT 4th
[04:43:24] -> Ops #nescience: BACK IN 3.5 YOU NEEDED TO MAKE A DC 15 Perform(Harlotry) CHECK TO SUCCEED ON GIVING AN ORC A HANDJOB
[04:43:41] -> Ops #nescience: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WENT BACK TO RAW CHARISMA ROLLS THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT
[04:43:42] -norn- was it a DC7 check if it was a half-orc

<@Silversong> You know, I've found that if a person gives me a blank or annoyed look when I use the phrase "like a Kool-Aid man full of awesome," that's not a person I really should bother talking to.

<Aintaer> whatever, politics is not that interesting to me.
<Aintaer> Japanese porn, that is interesting.
<Lee-Ham> it's interesting for a while, but then you realise that basically it just boils down to "everything is fucked, all the time, and it will never improve"
<Aintaer> Lee-Ham: Politics or Japanese porn?
<Lee-Ham> Both

re: sei's p - c = c - s whatever quote.
<+Lyrai> Okay, now with context it makes sense
<+Lyrai> But can you see why it looks so utterly hilariously stupid to an outsider.
<@sei> then applied said algorithm to sirc
<JDigital> haha
<JDigital> How little sleep do you need to have
<@sei> sure, but then again, most nerd shit does
<@sei> thac0 dudes lol
<JDigital> lol
<@sei> okay i am going to roll to grapple the fraggle with my love net

<@Romosome> Lyrai
<@Romosome> do you agree that the term for a scandalous woman should be spelled "ho" and not "hoe"
<+Lyrai> Hoe is what you use in Harvest Moon to make your dirt able to grow crops.
<+Lyrai> Ho is the term.
<@Romosome> Thank you
<+Lyrai> Now if you use a Ho as a Hoe you could probably interchangehtem.
<+Lyrai> But I'm not sure how good a prostitute is at cultivating land for growing crops.
<@Romosome> you can't use a ho as a hoe.
<@Romosome> You can give a ho a hoe, and the ho will hoe the land.
<@Romosome> But the distinction is still clear there.
<+Lyrai> If you have enough upper arm strength you probably could.
<+Lyrai> Hell if you're male and flexible enough you could enjoy the ho as a ho while also enjoying the ho as a hoe.
<+Lyrai> Ho ho ho, how witty.

[103326] <Stush> And the private schools get their own damn firing ranges and pools and commissioned pictures of the fucking queen.
[103336] <Stush> Which cost like $25,000
[103339] <Stush> Or something.
[103340] <Cait> Are the pictures on the firing range?

<Lyrai> Romosome's a fag.
<Romosome> Lyrai, you can say that, but I still won't suck your dick, ok?
<Romosome> Lyrai are you ok
<Lyrai> Romosome - not really. I'm running on one hour of sleep and my eye still hurts
<R^2> You know what'd make you feel better? If Romo sucked your dick.
<Lyrai> I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS TO SUCK
<Kitan> Would you like one?

<Niku> WHO'S THAT FILLING UP THE ATM?
<Niku> WHO'S GIVING NESS SOME CASH AGAIN?
<Niku> WHO LET HIS 10 YEAR OLD HAVE A PIN!?
<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD
<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD
<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD

<+Kazz> i am doctor house.
<+Kazz> i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you.
<+Kazz> there, you're fixed.

<Friday> sei
<Friday> do you have some kind of degenerative disease that affects the brain where when faced with any stimuli you respond with puns
<sei> it's a generative disease, actually.
<Romosome> it's endocrine.
<Romosome> Centered in the puneal gland.
<sei> pineal.
<sei> that's where god talks to descartes.
<sei> woowoowoo
<Fortinbresque> ... ha.
<Romosome> did he just outpun me anyway?
<Romosome> I'm lost

<Brentai> I slept through the Fifth Element because it was too Boron.  *rimshot*
<Aintaer> You're a terrible human being.
<Brentai> ...says the zombie pedophile.
<Aintaer> Which says something about how terrible you are
<Brentai> You got me, Copper.  You get the Gold.  I Zinc I'll play some Smash Bros. now.
<Brentai> Play as Captain Falcon.
<Brentai> So I can get my NEON.
<Brentai> I almost went to AX to play Smash Bros. but I decided it was a Silicon.
<Brentai> So I shook up a bunch of Coke cans and brought my friends to the lobby, and I said, "One the count of three, Sodium."
<Brentai> Man, if I had a Nickel for every cosplayer that whined...
<Aintaer> You can win their hearts with your silver tongue then pound their gullets with your iron fist
<Brentai> I almost did it in one of the booths, but security had the entire Fluoride.
<Aintaer> Not an element.
<Aintaer> I hid from security so when they came looking for me all they said was argon
<Brentai> Don't make me set you on Fire and bury you in the Earth.
<Cait> Water you people going on about now
<Brentai> Aintaer's just a Windbag.
<Aintaer> Tonight, you and iodine.
<Aintaer> Brentai: don't you mean to barium in Earth?
<Brentai> Way to ruin the guffaws for us.
<Brentai> I thought the joke was Gold, but now it's Antimony.
<Aintaer> You were the one who Lead me to believe it was fun to begin with
<Brentai> You were the one that started with Xenon sequitors.
<Brentai> What made you think it was any of your Bismuth?
<Brentai> A Radon China!  They should be scared, we look pretty Strontium.
<Aintaer> Quit being such an arsenic
<Brentai> Sulfur your rebuttal you resort to a Carbon copy gag.  You just hate-Tin.
<Aintaer> I'm remaining germanium to the conversation.  You just don't have the gallium.
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> No, seriously, it's time to Cesium.

(12:38:22 AM) Kayin: Man. I have a small hole in my boxers and my balls are slooooooowly punishing their way through  and it's very uncomfortable o I mean hi finalfight
(12:38:38 AM) Stush: Half my pants have holes in the crotch. :(
(12:38:56 AM) Kayin: But do your balls fight there way out of them?
(12:38:56 AM) Stush: If the hole was like, on my leg or knee or something, i'd be fine!
(12:38:59 AM) Stush: No.
(12:39:06 AM) Stush: But people might see terrible things.
(12:39:45 AM) Kayin: Like boxers?
(12:39:51 AM) Stush: I don't wear boxers.
(12:40:01 AM) Kayin: COMMANDO?
(12:40:09 AM) Stush: I don't wear commandos.
(12:40:24 AM) Stush: John matrix is too big to fit in my pants.
(12:40:31 AM) Kayin: A good call.
(12:41:48 AM) Dogstar: The last time I went commando I got my wang caught in my zipper.
(12:42:01 AM) Stush: That's because you have a big doodle or a big zipper.
(12:42:27 AM) Kayin: Or a giant zipper and a small doodle.
(12:42:46 AM) Stush: Or a metal doodle and a magnetic zipper.
(12:43:01 AM) BongoBill: An angry, sentient zipper.
(12:43:10 AM) Kayin: How about a magnadoodle?
(12:43:14 AM) Stush: :D
(12:44:14 AM) Rygaron: This conversation reminds me why I don't want to put faces to the names here

<Zaratustra> #  By the third week, sense of smell is well-developed and kitten can see well enough to find her mother.
<Zaratustra> # By the fourth week, sense of smell is fully mature and sense of hearing is well-developed. Kitten starts to interact with littermates and can walk fairly well. Teeth start to come in.
<Zaratustra> # By the fifth week, eyesight is fully mature, and kitten can right herself, run, place her feet precisely, avoid obstacles, stalk and pounce, and catch "prey" with her eyes.
<Stush> The eyes fly out of the skull and fly around, firing lasers at the arwing.

<Kazz> hi
<Kazz> need to come up with a few secret roles for 1921
<Kazz> any thoughts?
<Kazz> i've already come up with the concept of the Secret Public Role
<Kazz> which is a role everyone knows you have but is not described anywhere in the rules
<Kazz> he will probably be named the Hoojaboof
<Cait> And the secret is that he doesn't do anything special, he just gets to wear a derby.
<Kazz> WHY DID YOU MURDER THE HOOJABOOF
<Kazz> NOW APPLES ARE TALL!  ROACHES x2 BONUS TIME


<+notKazz> LD JUST FARTED FOR TEN SECONDS
<+notKazz> NOT KIDDING
<McFrugal> haha
<McFrugal> That's a lot of beans/milk/soda/something
<+notKazz> i thought people only did that after dying

<@Vance> ...the create your own pizza menu at Rocket's website has some sort of easy listening music. No other page, just that one
<Mr_Saturn> would death metal that just screamed PIZZA! over and over be bettter?
<MeshGearFox> what about goth metal with like operatic vocals
<MeshGearFox> In russian
<MeshGearFox> YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! *SE PHI ROTH*

<Rygaron> "We don't want wild girls, we want real girls gone wild"
<Rygaron> "It's a transition, we want to watch the metamorphosis"
<Silversong> !
<sei> realgirls gone wild?
* Silversong screams, throws the fabric on the floor, and stomps on it
<sei> wow, she's sitting in a chair.
<sei> now she's lying on a bed. so racy!
<Silversong> Spider
<sei> now she's packed up in a closet and forgotten
<Cait> There, Ryg. Silver's gone wild.
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« Reply #318 on: June 15, 2009, 09:08:28 PM »

<Fortinbras> I just said dickhole out loud, and my voice went up at the end like it was a question
<Fortinbras> and my roommate walked by and said "sure!"
<+Kayumi> Suggestion: Kill your roommate or escape.

<Lyrai> 13. [Pok?mon]?Hey?Roger, Who?is?Pokemon?#399,?According?to?the National?Dex?
<Lyrai> Here's your 1st hint: #i####
<Lyrai> Here's your 2nd hint: B##o##
<Kayumi> DO
<Kayumi> NOT
<Kayumi> SAY
<Kayumi> BIDOOF
<Lyrai> Kayumi got the answer: Bidoof in 47.907 seconds. Points: 2 Rank: 81st
<Lyrai> HA.
<Kayumi> ...
<Kayumi> God damn it

<Cait> Pony!
<Cait> Bad pony >:(
<AFK|> The story of Cait's life.

[14:07:42] <+lady_duke> oh myew, you're so awesome :3
[14:07:48] <myew> Why is it still talking?

<Zaratustar> 300 million conversations have now been indexed by the company. The most popular networks, including EFnet, DALnet, Freenode and QuakeNetUndernet, are all being monitored - IRSeeK is now 'listening' to 2000+ channels across 10 networks.
<Zaratustar> The company says a channel is dropped when file sharing activity is detected and private conversations are not eavesdropped in anyway.
<Squizzle> They probably just have a bot sitting in large channels.
<McFrugal> Okay so I'm guessing they look for those bot triggers?
<Zaratustar> They have human-like nicks, connect via anonymous Tor nodes and authenticate as mIRC clients.
<MarsDragon> New rule: If they can't pass the Turing Test they don't get in
* Lyrai was kicked by Squizzle (Better to be safe.)


* Silversong has joined #finalfight
<R^2> A Silversong approaches! Command?
<Aintaer> > steal silversong
<R^2> D - the rustproof +3 Silversong.
<Aintaer> E - What do you want to engrave with? (D *?)
<R^2> You cover your Silversong in a thick layer of grease.
<MadMAxJr> When did this become ecchihack?
<R^2> When Silversong shrieks, there is a 1/13 chance that a random monster appears somewhere on the level. There is a 1/10 chance this monster is a Brentai.
<Silversong> It's true.

shortly...

* Silversong shrieks
* Brentai has joined #finalfight
<Zaratustra> OH MY GOD IT'S A GOST
<R^2> Brentai's ghost touches you! D:
<Silversong> Brentai's ghost touches you _inappropriately_.
<Aintaer> Is there any other way?

<MadMAxJr> At this rate of mining the past for movie ideas, we're gonna go back to black and white film.
<Lyrai> Coming Soon
<MadMAxJr> Quentin Tarintinos: Casablanca
<Lyrai> The story of one man...and his desire to sail the waters.
<Arcturus> ...this is good curry
<Lyrai> The Wachowski Siblings Present:
<Arcturus> one spoonful and I can't feel my tongue
<Lyrai> Steamboat Willie
<Cait> ..
<Lyrai> Rated PG-13
<MadMAxJr> John Carpenters: Gone With the Wind
* Lyrai was kicked by Cait (Out. Get out now.)

<Kayumi> huh. Cyclops uses a macintosh.
<BongoBill> PRODUCT PLACEMENT
<Miniku> of course he does
<Miniku> he's only got one i
<Miniku> i'll be going now

<@Vance> Tonight's bathroom karaoke, named of course in honor of the fact that I hear them VERY clearly through the shitter wall when I'm in the back of the store, is somebody singing Rape Me
<@Vance> Very badly.
<Xerox> Burst through the wall!
<@Vance> OHHHH NO
<Xerox> Wearing nothing but a codpiece, and shout "Your wish is my command!"
<@Vance> DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA (Batman tv theme) RAPE MAAAAAN
<Xerox> Alternatively, bang loudly and give requests.

<OHakubi> I'd hate to work with Phanto.  He'd be all, "hey, could you pick up that box and bring it over here for me?" and you'd be all "okay" and pick it up, only his keys are inside and he just fucking TACKLES you across the damn room.

[12:45] <Cappy> 23. [Melty Blood] What is Arcueid's Arc Drive when Heat or Blood Heat is invoked?
[12:45] <lady_duke> wtf is melty blood
[12:45] <Cappy> lady_duke got the answer: Melty Blood in 6.546 seconds. Points: 7 Rank: 65th

<Toshiaki> I don't think Sakurai can go that long without confirming things
<Toshiaki> He's just going to walk around his house confirming random shit
<Toshiaki> <Sakurai> Wh... what's this? They're peppers. Delicious peppers! They come in lots of colors... So many to choose from! PEPPERS CONFIRMED FOR DINNER.

<Miniku> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2008/01/thumb463x_dbzmex2.jpg
<Stush> That guy is totally taking a photo of his foot.
<Stush> What a champ.
<Drethelin> what's the point of that image
<Niku> That is an on-set image of the Dragon Ball Z Movie.
<Stush> Niku, don't lie.
<ThoughtBandit> It's some kind of car foot fetish documentary.
<Stush> They're all wearing shirts.
<Stush> And there's no grunting or bulging going on.
<Drethelin> why is there a car in it
<Stush> The only thing that that image has to do with dragonball z is that it's not moving.

Testing a random kicking script. First use:

<+Lyrai> Vance! I made one
<+Lyrai> Would you like it.
* Vance sets mode: +o Lyrai
<@Vance> Try it out
* You were kicked from #finalfight by Lyrai (BOOM!)
* Rejoined channel #finalfight
* Topic is 'We'll send them cheesy games, the worst we can find. They'll have to sit and play them all, then we'll monitor their minds.'
* Set by Zaratustra on Thu Jan 10 22:27:26
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Lyrai
<+Lyrai> ....thank you, Captain Irony.
<+Stush> :D
<@Vance> Hahaha
* Niku price is right failure noise

<@Vance> Awesome
<Niku> now give it a trigger
<@Lyrai> All those who see the inherent danger of making a trigger that kicks a random person, raise your hand.
* @Lyrai handraise
<@Vance> Yeah, exactly
<@Lyrai> All those who are tempted to let it go through anyway through the sheer amusement of it, raise your foot.
* @Vance raises hand and has a boner
<@Lyrai> ..
<@Lyrai> I said foot.
<MetalSlime> That IS his foot
* Niku plays a rimshot for MetalSlime


[120106] <Vance> So if I were to bone the florist's daughter, would flowers be expected?
[120141] <Zaratustra> I'm fairly sure flowers don't come out of girls when they orgasm no matter their parent's profession

MINUTES OF LIVELY CONVERSATION PASS.

[120340] <Zaratustra> OH vance wants to know if he should send flowers to the girl
[120344] <Zaratustra> not if they come out of the girl


<Fredward> Someone, somewhere, has their bank account security question as "What is a man?".
<+Drethelin> I do really fucking hate having to make up answers
<+Drethelin> last time I tried to access my bank account online I couldn't get in due to forgetting what answer I'd made up for a bullshit question
<Xerox> I usually do something like Question: "Can you mash your keyboard?" Answer: "ahdsfoiwhtebgfuaebiuygber"
<McFrugal> hehe
<+Drethelin> they didn't let me make my own questions
<+Drethelin> one of them was "what's the name of your firstborn"
<+Drethelin> obviously have no child
<Xerox> "Satan".
<+Lyrai> I do that always with my Car Insurance password. Make up some question, forget it a month later
<+Lyrai> Last month, I went through the forgot password thing.
<+Lyrai> Look at the password hint
<+Lyrai> It was a Youtube URL.
<+Lyrai> So I copypaste it.
<+Lyrai> ...
<JDigital> ahaha
<+Lyrai> I rickrolled myself.

<TedBelmont> I'M DRUNK

<Niku> spectacular spider-man has the most horrific transformations ever for a saturday morning cartoon
<Niku> like every single time
<+TedBelmont> You know who else has horrific transformations
<+TedBelmont> YOUR MOTHER
<+TedBelmont> !zing
<+Cappy> ZING!
<Niku> nah, she's pretty much horrific 24/7
<+TedBelmont> Wow, I'm surpruiesed I mananged to type that all out corrctly

<OHakubi> Who needs intellectualism when you have the entire script to Xenogears on your hard drive?

Friday: dork mating rituals are as follows
Friday: "hey"
Friday: "hey"
Friday: "i heard you liked pokemon"
Friday: "wanna see mine"
Friday: "yeah"
Romosome: my charisma's an entire prestige class
Vance: "Wanna pet my pikachu?"
Romosome: would you like to take levels in it
Friday: "ok heres my pokemons"
Kazz: friday
Friday: "oh hey those are pretty neat"
Kazz: i told you to STOP SPYING ON ME
Romosome: :D
Friday: "want to get coffee"
Friday: "sure"
Friday: 3 days later
Friday: "I FUCKING TOLD YOU BEFORE, YOU HAVE TO GET THE FUCKING EARTH STONE FIRST"
Roger: :3
Friday: "FUCK YOU YOU TOLD ME I ALREADY HAD IT"
Friday: "LISTEN THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT"
Romosome: nah
Romosome: honestly
Vance: Hey Friday
Romosome: well maybe I'm wrong nevermind
Friday: my point was dork mating rituals are using about video games and then they break up over fetch quests
Friday: it's really not funny at all
Roger: Fridays cannot pass over running water
Vance: Come over. I have candles and heated body oils. And. Uh. I have pokemon, but they're at the store.
Friday: sure ok Vance
Vance: Like a pikachu and a meowth
Friday: But only if you promise not to hit me anymore
Roger: FRIDAY IS A SLOOOOT FOR A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO GIVE MAHSAUGE
Friday: Roger
Vance: Baby you know it's because I care about you but you talk talk talk sometimes
Roger: Okay that's any woman :3
Friday: Roger
Kazz: ok so
Friday: Let's play act
Friday: I'm gonna be the man
Friday: and you're gonna be the nerdgirl
Friday: Kazz what
Kazz: idk
Roger: I AM ALWAYS TYPECAST AS THE NERDGIRL
*** Roger is now known as Rogerette.
Kazz: roger that's impossible
Friday: ok shit I need a manly name
Kazz: i've seen your erection
*** Friday is now known as BORKCHOPS.
Kazz: it was gross
BORKCHOPS: Ok Honey
Kazz: borkchops is pretty manly
BORKCHOPS: I need you to lay down in front of this hellgorge
Rogerette: I'd sleep with a guy named Borkchops
BORKCHOPS: Honey listen
BORKCHOPS: we can gab later
BORKCHOPS: I'm on a tight schedule
BORKCHOPS: so
BORKCHOPS: if you please
Kazz: CUT
Kazz: stop stop stop
Kazz: borkchops
Kazz: you are being far too polite
Kazz: take it from the top
* BORKCHOPS kills Kazz
Romosome: is it MANLY HOUR
*** Romosome is now known as Romosome_Manly.
*** BORKCHOPS is now known as Friday.
Friday: I'm too tired to be whacky

*Shortly thereafter*

* Rogerette turns her head, glasses having to be pushed back up her face slightly. She brushes some stray hairs away and smiles that goofy grin she's infamous for. Her arms cross over her overdeveloped chest, the downplaying job the sweater is supposed to do ultimately failing. Denim jeans hug her legs, and her shoes are simple all-purpose affairs. She clutches a bag of manga and model kits, fresh on the way to her D
Rogerette: I mean
Kazz: OH GOD
Romosome: only to show me I'm better tthOH MY GOD
* Rogerette :3
Kazz: I
* Romosome hides behind Kazz
Kazz: I HAVE TO GO
Romosome: NO YOU FOOL
Romosome: YOU'RE SHIELDING ME FROM IT
Kazz: IT'S TOO
Romosome: fuck I just looked at it again AUGH
Romosome: FRIDAY HELP
Kazz: I'll have to counteract it
Romosome: Vance you've got to throw the switch
Romosome: seal us off it's the only way
Romosome: do it
Vance: Sorry, busy.
Vance: I'll get to it later, or Roger can do it
Rogerette: Vance is a cruel and vengeful god.
Vance: Roger can you handle it for me please?
Friday: hahaha
Friday: I think Roger just won #ff
* Kazz clutches his raging erection, pounding it furiously with both fists until a mixture of semen and blood erupts forth in a vicious, chunky spray. He falls backward, panting, then grabs a fistful of chest hair and tears it out to calm his nerves. Rolling onto his back, he opens his mouth, and uses his foot to kick a cow so hard that it becomes several steaks, which soar into his mouth in a shower of gore.

<Suibeom> Brass instruments are incredibly weird.
<Aintaer> They make sound.
<Suibeom> It's easier to makes sound with strings. Or even reeds.
<Suibeom> Brass instruments make sound with your face
<Aintaer> Suibeom: it's easier to make sounds with your ass.
<Aintaer> Kabbage's ass, most specifically, there being an ample supply of it.
<Suibeom> More ass means more sound.
<Joxam> its a cleaner sound
<Joxam> Not really more, just more range.
<Joxam> with a well defined tone.
<Suibeom> Joxam are you talking about brass or ass?
<Joxam> ...
<Joxam> I'm not sure

<Kayin> Okay. Seriously. I was just jerking off to a 3d porn game and at the moment of my own orgasm, my computer crashes with crazy heat sirens. It was incredible.

[161211] <Friday> Messing with Romo is like shooting fish in a barrel and the fish are on fire
[161218] <Friday> You just point and go
[161221] <Friday> "ELEPHANT!"
[161234] <Friday> and he starts chasing his tail like some kind of mentally damaged puppy
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #319 on: June 16, 2009, 06:33:13 PM »

<+DarkSchneider> yeah?
<+DarkSchneider> That's what you get for watching eva again, is aaaaaaagh.
<+Popoie> Hey, Kayumi, be nicer
<+Popoie> It appears that for dohl, EVA..
* +Popoie shades.
<+Popoie> Hit a nerv.
<+Popoie> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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