[6:19] <Guild> It's been said, and i don't know by whom, that in order even to consider writing a novel one must first write one million cohesive words.
[6:19] <Guild> Constantly writing will give me a better ability to handle the rigors of writing, both physically and mentally.
[6:20] <Guild> I will write endlessly if i must, until the day i have written enough words to give reality a new direction. I will make a mark on the world with my words, and though it may last only a year, or for the rest of history, I will be able to say that I did something I was born to do. I was born to write a novel about nosepicking.
[6:21] <Guild> Chapter 1: Angle is key
Mr_Saturn: my brother is a chess playing potato when it comes to pokemon
<objection> i had a job and a family but then thad forced me to smoke crack
<clutch> Okay, I'm going to find something to eat. There's an Ethiopian resturant around the corner that could be interesting. Anyone ever had Ethiopian food?
<Kazz> I'm not sure the Ethiopians have had Ethiopian food.
<clutch> I was wondering who would make the requisite joke.
<Kazz> Make sure you're properly dressed, Clutch. It might be a black-fly restaurant.
<clutch> Waa waaaa.
<Zaratustra> Persnickety diners may want to be aware; the "Five-Second Rule" was adopted by Chief Health Commissioner Rudolph “Guy†Fenimore as an “acceptable standard of sanitary practices †in area restaurants, according to a city ordinance which took effect on April 17th.
<Romosome> WHAT.
<Romosome> source, NOW.
<Guy_Ruffian> There was just recently a study done on that that proved it wholly inaccurate.
<Zaratustra>
http://thecitydesk.net/2007/05/18/friday-facts-cognacgerie-cognacgerie-cognacgerie/<Romosome> IT WAS NEVER CONSIDERED TO FUCKING BE ACCURATE
<Romosome> IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!
<Romosome> ONLY THE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED COULD THINK IT SOMEHOW HAS MERIT!
<Romosome> DO YOU THINK THE BACTERIA HAVE TO LIKE, CRAWL ONTO THE GODDAMN THING
<Romosome> DO THEY TAKE THEIR LITTLE PARAMECIUM CARS AND DRIVE ONTO IT OR CLAMBER UP WITH GRAPPLING HOOKS
<Guy_Ruffian> I have to admit that I had considered the hooks.
[01:52] Romosome: awesome Bioshock features:
[01:53] Romosome: *Disposable handguns explode after clip is exhausted
[01:53] Romosome: *Totally useless psi powers
[01:53] Romosome: *Even MORE Spiders! oh god spiders
[01:53] Esperath: needs more spiders
[01:53] Romosome: System Shock 2 expansion pack "Spideravaganza"
[01:54] Romosome: (there is no game, the box is just full of spiders)
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[01:54] Romosome: they sold it to accounting via the "it's impossible to pirate" angle
[01:55] Dreth-afk: now I want to put boxes full of spiders in stores
[01:55] Romosome: we need more random bugs in our PC aisle
[01:55] Romosome: think about the potential
[01:55] Romosome: "Hey wow is that Team Fortress 2 OH GOD BEES WHAT"
[01:55] Romosome: 1 in 10 lucky buyers receive a swarm of angry hornets
[22:26] Romosome: I suck so bad at Metroid that when I beat the game Samus had a sweater on over her armor.
[22:26] Romosome: And her arms were crossed.
[22:29] Niku: demanding rule /34/ on blue cheergirls x red cheergirls
[22:29] Romosome: Niku the Ouendan cheer girls aren't suitable for fantasies
[22:29] Romosome: because god damn
[22:30] Romosome: they would NEVER SHUT UP during the act
[22:30] Niku: GO
[22:30] Niku: GO
[22:30] Niku: IKUIYO
[22:30] Niku: GO
[22:30] Romosome: I mean like
[22:30] Romosome: you're trying to get off here
[22:30] Romosome: and it's just CLAP CLAP CLAP TWEET TWEET BANG
<constantine> Hmm... now the zerg have mass suicide ground troops as well.
<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> Banelings. :D
<Cannon> Oh, good. We didn't have enough Zerg players already.
<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> I have this intense hope that the Zerg have tons of suicide troops.
<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> Lots and lots of disposable minions.
<Esperath> the zerg are nothing but banelings, infested terrans, and scourges
<Esperath> that's it
<Esperath> the entire race
<Esperath> also
<Esperath> the overlords upgrade to the Hindenburg
<OHakubi> Oh, the humanikekeke!
[2:16] <AFK> Gaia makes 4chan look like an ivory palace where gentlemen of tact and refinement engage in Socratic dialogue about natural philosophy.
<Moctobot> scott kurtz is a fucking toolbox
<Romosome> Scott Kurtz appears to be an entire tool shed
<constantine> Is it just me, or is Geothermal going more and more off the deep end with each post?
<constantine> It's like watching the end of Flowers for Algernon except in this case Charlie was never a genius.
[4:22] <Ral> Fucking hell.
[4:22] <Ral> I'm arguing with someone that books are not interactive.
[4:24] <Zaratustra> if you agree books are not interactive, turn to page 43
[4:24] <Zaratustra> if you don't, turn to page 64
<Xerox> Do you think the FBI will flag me if I look up Nambla on Wikipedia?
<Kayma> They already did when you asked
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<FBI> No we didn't.
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[12:26] <Niku> HI THERE! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POKEMON!
[12:26] <Niku> I'M PROFESSOR NAKED
[12:26] <Niku> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
[12:26] <Niku> THIS IS A FUCKASAUR
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<+Lyrai> shit
<+Lyrai> quick
<+Lyrai> I need the Bel-air song all on one line
<Dimastines> OK
<+Lyrai> Anyone have it
<Dimastines> LOAF IS IN PANTS NOW WHAT
<+Lyrai> .
<+Lyrai> That is not what I asked for and quite frankly I am slightlyu disturbed you carried out my misinterpreted request so quickly
<Zaratustra> so anyone got a pirate version of harry potter yet
<R^2> No, all I have is the wizard version.
<JD> A cleric in my game could persistant Divine Favor (personal rage), but not Shield of Faith (touch range).
<JD> Not even if he touched himself
<@sei> yeah.
<+Lyrai> Clerics don't touch themselves, they touch others
<+Lyrai> little boys, mostly.
<@sei> god damn it.
<JD> I'd probbaly allow it
<Roger> Hey you know that Dreamwave Pat Lee the guy who made those big bulgey detail laden transformers and eventually had his company go bankrupt when everyone found out he wasn't actually paying his artists?
<Roger> Small quote from an old old interview with him
<Roger> "Do you see anything shady in the way that Transformers comics and
<Roger> cartoons were created in the past, as a vehicle to sell the toys?", Mr. Lee
<Roger> replies: "Well the cartoon was amazing, it was only a matter
<Roger> of time before the toys were made."
<@Cait> ...
<Miniku> ...
* Roger was kicked by Cait (I can't kick him, so you'll stand as proxy.)
<@Romosome>
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/10/opinion/10potter.html?ex=1344484800&en=f3ee206613b091ec&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink Harry Potter and the Waterproof Pearl
<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Leopard-Walk Up-to-Dragon
<Kisai-> Heard about that on Colbert Report a week ago.
<Vance> Harry Potter and the Vibrating Anal Egg
<OHakubi> Timothy Hunter and the Unusual Case of Mistaken Identity.
<Xerox> Harry Potter and the Pedophile.
<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Hilarious Misunderstanding
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Less Than Perfect Ending
<Xerox> Harry Potter and the Spoiled Ending.
<Vance> Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Popular Series of Books.
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Harry Potter.
<Vance> Harry Potter and the Vaguely Discworld Derivitave
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Inconsistant System of Magic
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Plot Device
<Mr_Saturn> Harry potter and the sapient pearwood trunk
<OHakubi> Harry Potter and the Incorrigible Fandom.
<OHakubi> Along with its sequel, Harry Potter Does Belfast.
<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Unstoppable Running Gag
<Kisai-> Harry Potter and the IRC Channel
<OHakubi> Harry Potter and the Army of Self-Insertion Characters Lining Up To Snog Him.
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Hi Guys How Are You Doing Tonight?
<BongoBill> perhaps it would be more accurate to say
<Mr_Saturn> Harry Potter and the Massive head injury
<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Macguffin
<JDigital> Harry Potter and the Hi Doom Not Bad How Abotu You
<Doom> Harry Potter and the I Am OK JD, This Is A Tricky Way To Talk
<Mr_Saturn> Harry potter and the rod of dead horse beating
<Kisai-> Harry Potter and the You Made A Typo
<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter, Agent of SHIELD
* BongoBill (~mark@ip24-56-1-133.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Harry Potter and the Disconnect Message)
<MarsDragon> Harry Potter and the One Year War
<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter Versus Anti Harry Potter
<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter In The Eighth Dimension
<MarsDragon> Harry Potter and the Secret of Gettter Rays
<+Lyrai> Harry Potter and the ehT dnA rettoP yrraH
<Kabbage> Harry Potter and The Phantom Iguana
<Doom> Harry Potter and the Epispode One
<OHakubi> World War Potter.
<JDigital> Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the
[04:42:46] -> Ops #nescience: man, my DM can get really annoying when talking about 2nd
[04:42:53] -> Ops #nescience: i don't want to turn into that WRT 4th
[04:43:24] -> Ops #nescience: BACK IN 3.5 YOU NEEDED TO MAKE A DC 15 Perform(Harlotry) CHECK TO SUCCEED ON GIVING AN ORC A HANDJOB
[04:43:41] -> Ops #nescience: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WENT BACK TO RAW CHARISMA ROLLS THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT
[04:43:42] -norn- was it a DC7 check if it was a half-orc
<@Silversong> You know, I've found that if a person gives me a blank or annoyed look when I use the phrase "like a Kool-Aid man full of awesome," that's not a person I really should bother talking to.
<Aintaer> whatever, politics is not that interesting to me.
<Aintaer> Japanese porn, that is interesting.
<Lee-Ham> it's interesting for a while, but then you realise that basically it just boils down to "everything is fucked, all the time, and it will never improve"
<Aintaer> Lee-Ham: Politics or Japanese porn?
<Lee-Ham> Both
re: sei's p - c = c - s whatever quote.
<+Lyrai> Okay, now with context it makes sense
<+Lyrai> But can you see why it looks so utterly hilariously stupid to an outsider.
<@sei> then applied said algorithm to sirc
<JDigital> haha
<JDigital> How little sleep do you need to have
<@sei> sure, but then again, most nerd shit does
<@sei> thac0 dudes lol
<JDigital> lol
<@sei> okay i am going to roll to grapple the fraggle with my love net
<@Romosome> Lyrai
<@Romosome> do you agree that the term for a scandalous woman should be spelled "ho" and not "hoe"
<+Lyrai> Hoe is what you use in Harvest Moon to make your dirt able to grow crops.
<+Lyrai> Ho is the term.
<@Romosome> Thank you
<+Lyrai> Now if you use a Ho as a Hoe you could probably interchangehtem.
<+Lyrai> But I'm not sure how good a prostitute is at cultivating land for growing crops.
<@Romosome> you can't use a ho as a hoe.
<@Romosome> You can give a ho a hoe, and the ho will hoe the land.
<@Romosome> But the distinction is still clear there.
<+Lyrai> If you have enough upper arm strength you probably could.
<+Lyrai> Hell if you're male and flexible enough you could enjoy the ho as a ho while also enjoying the ho as a hoe.
<+Lyrai> Ho ho ho, how witty.
[103326] <Stush> And the private schools get their own damn firing ranges and pools and commissioned pictures of the fucking queen.
[103336] <Stush> Which cost like $25,000
[103339] <Stush> Or something.
[103340] <Cait> Are the pictures on the firing range?
<Lyrai> Romosome's a fag.
<Romosome> Lyrai, you can say that, but I still won't suck your dick, ok?
<Romosome> Lyrai are you ok
<Lyrai> Romosome - not really. I'm running on one hour of sleep and my eye still hurts
<R^2> You know what'd make you feel better? If Romo sucked your dick.
<Lyrai> I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS TO SUCK
<Kitan> Would you like one?
<Niku> WHO'S THAT FILLING UP THE ATM?
<Niku> WHO'S GIVING NESS SOME CASH AGAIN?
<Niku> WHO LET HIS 10 YEAR OLD HAVE A PIN!?
<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD
<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD
<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD
<+Kazz> i am doctor house.
<+Kazz> i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you.
<+Kazz> there, you're fixed.
<Friday> sei
<Friday> do you have some kind of degenerative disease that affects the brain where when faced with any stimuli you respond with puns
<sei> it's a generative disease, actually.
<Romosome> it's endocrine.
<Romosome> Centered in the puneal gland.
<sei> pineal.
<sei> that's where god talks to descartes.
<sei> woowoowoo
<Fortinbresque> ... ha.
<Romosome> did he just outpun me anyway?
<Romosome> I'm lost
<Brentai> I slept through the Fifth Element because it was too Boron. *rimshot*
<Aintaer> You're a terrible human being.
<Brentai> ...says the zombie pedophile.
<Aintaer> Which says something about how terrible you are
<Brentai> You got me, Copper. You get the Gold. I Zinc I'll play some Smash Bros. now.
<Brentai> Play as Captain Falcon.
<Brentai> So I can get my NEON.
<Brentai> I almost went to AX to play Smash Bros. but I decided it was a Silicon.
<Brentai> So I shook up a bunch of Coke cans and brought my friends to the lobby, and I said, "One the count of three, Sodium."
<Brentai> Man, if I had a Nickel for every cosplayer that whined...
<Aintaer> You can win their hearts with your silver tongue then pound their gullets with your iron fist
<Brentai> I almost did it in one of the booths, but security had the entire Fluoride.
<Aintaer> Not an element.
<Aintaer> I hid from security so when they came looking for me all they said was argon
<Brentai> Don't make me set you on Fire and bury you in the Earth.
<Cait> Water you people going on about now
<Brentai> Aintaer's just a Windbag.
<Aintaer> Tonight, you and iodine.
<Aintaer> Brentai: don't you mean to barium in Earth?
<Brentai> Way to ruin the guffaws for us.
<Brentai> I thought the joke was Gold, but now it's Antimony.
<Aintaer> You were the one who Lead me to believe it was fun to begin with
<Brentai> You were the one that started with Xenon sequitors.
<Brentai> What made you think it was any of your Bismuth?
<Brentai> A Radon China! They should be scared, we look pretty Strontium.
<Aintaer> Quit being such an arsenic
<Brentai> Sulfur your rebuttal you resort to a Carbon copy gag. You just hate-Tin.
<Aintaer> I'm remaining germanium to the conversation. You just don't have the gallium.
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> No, seriously, it's time to Cesium.
(12:38:22 AM) Kayin: Man. I have a small hole in my boxers and my balls are slooooooowly punishing their way through and it's very uncomfortable o I mean hi finalfight
(12:38:38 AM) Stush: Half my pants have holes in the crotch. :(
(12:38:56 AM) Kayin: But do your balls fight there way out of them?
(12:38:56 AM) Stush: If the hole was like, on my leg or knee or something, i'd be fine!
(12:38:59 AM) Stush: No.
(12:39:06 AM) Stush: But people might see terrible things.
(12:39:45 AM) Kayin: Like boxers?
(12:39:51 AM) Stush: I don't wear boxers.
(12:40:01 AM) Kayin: COMMANDO?
(12:40:09 AM) Stush: I don't wear commandos.
(12:40:24 AM) Stush: John matrix is too big to fit in my pants.
(12:40:31 AM) Kayin: A good call.
(12:41:48 AM) Dogstar: The last time I went commando I got my wang caught in my zipper.
(12:42:01 AM) Stush: That's because you have a big doodle or a big zipper.
(12:42:27 AM) Kayin: Or a giant zipper and a small doodle.
(12:42:46 AM) Stush: Or a metal doodle and a magnetic zipper.
(12:43:01 AM) BongoBill: An angry, sentient zipper.
(12:43:10 AM) Kayin: How about a magnadoodle?
(12:43:14 AM) Stush: :D
(12:44:14 AM) Rygaron: This conversation reminds me why I don't want to put faces to the names here
<Zaratustra> # By the third week, sense of smell is well-developed and kitten can see well enough to find her mother.
<Zaratustra> # By the fourth week, sense of smell is fully mature and sense of hearing is well-developed. Kitten starts to interact with littermates and can walk fairly well. Teeth start to come in.
<Zaratustra> # By the fifth week, eyesight is fully mature, and kitten can right herself, run, place her feet precisely, avoid obstacles, stalk and pounce, and catch "prey" with her eyes.
<Stush> The eyes fly out of the skull and fly around, firing lasers at the arwing.
<Kazz> hi
<Kazz> need to come up with a few secret roles for 1921
<Kazz> any thoughts?
<Kazz> i've already come up with the concept of the Secret Public Role
<Kazz> which is a role everyone knows you have but is not described anywhere in the rules
<Kazz> he will probably be named the Hoojaboof
<Cait> And the secret is that he doesn't do anything special, he just gets to wear a derby.
<Kazz> WHY DID YOU MURDER THE HOOJABOOF
<Kazz> NOW APPLES ARE TALL! ROACHES x2 BONUS TIME
<+notKazz> LD JUST FARTED FOR TEN SECONDS
<+notKazz> NOT KIDDING
<McFrugal> haha
<McFrugal> That's a lot of beans/milk/soda/something
<+notKazz> i thought people only did that after dying
<@Vance> ...the create your own pizza menu at Rocket's website has some sort of easy listening music. No other page, just that one
<Mr_Saturn> would death metal that just screamed PIZZA! over and over be bettter?
<MeshGearFox> what about goth metal with like operatic vocals
<MeshGearFox> In russian
<MeshGearFox> YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! *SE PHI ROTH*
<Rygaron> "We don't want wild girls, we want real girls gone wild"
<Rygaron> "It's a transition, we want to watch the metamorphosis"
<Silversong> !
<sei> realgirls gone wild?
* Silversong screams, throws the fabric on the floor, and stomps on it
<sei> wow, she's sitting in a chair.
<sei> now she's lying on a bed. so racy!
<Silversong> Spider
<sei> now she's packed up in a closet and forgotten
<Cait> There, Ryg. Silver's gone wild.
