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« Reply #340 on: July 21, 2009, 07:27:34 AM »

<+drethelin> niku I am watching children of the earth and I keep expecting the doctor to show up
<Niku> i watch a lot of things and hope the doctor shows up
<Niku> imagine how good law and order would be
<A_race_of_savage_mushroom-men> Which Doctor?
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« Reply #341 on: July 22, 2009, 09:30:01 PM »

<Frocto> once upon a time there was a pink dragon named Yvonne
<Frocto> and an orange dragon named Alex who was trying to sleep
<Frocto> so she went up to his bed and went MGRMNGOMOGMOGRMNOMORMNNORMNOMRNOMRGN and woke him up and they eat cake
<+lady_duke> thats so close to reality its scary
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« Reply #342 on: July 25, 2009, 09:41:47 PM »

[13:40] Frocto: rygaron: ddd.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ChkbJBB2o
[13:40] melonhead: Let's Play Let's Play Making Game Episode 1 (6:13) [23.Jul.2009] Rating: 5.00 (I will probably add things here as I remember them)
[13:40] Rygaron: Melon, I've done everything he said to do.
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« Reply #343 on: July 28, 2009, 08:22:37 PM »

<[bot]> Who is the least important god/goddess in Japanese culture?
<AoiYamoto1> Godzilla.
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« Reply #344 on: July 31, 2009, 02:38:14 PM »

"Who the hell says... nine-to-five is normal, anyway?  ... betcha Dracula doesn't think that..."

- Captain Sig Hansen, after 28 hours awake
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« Reply #345 on: August 01, 2009, 10:26:28 PM »

<Zaratustra> princess rescuer's a good job, mate. Challenging work, outta doors.
<BongoBill> I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry, 'cos at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, somebody's gonna be in another castle.
<Brentai> No I'm not a crazed Jumpman, Dad, I'm a sidescrolling hero!

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« Reply #346 on: August 07, 2009, 12:00:39 PM »

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Signs of evil -  “It took a seven-year-old to tell us what it was. We thought it was just some type of new tagger.” Jeff Sutter, captain of the Wauwasota, Wis., police department, after a Harry Potter fan vandalized 80 traffic signs to make them read, ‘Stop Voldemort’
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« Reply #347 on: August 14, 2009, 10:39:29 AM »

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No-fly zone - “He asked how I would like to pay for it. And I said, ‘How would you like to pay me to do it?’ And we didn’t talk any more about that. That shut him up.” Actor William Shatner describes how he declined an offer by Sir Richard Branson to go on a trip into space.

Oh Bill
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« Reply #348 on: August 14, 2009, 10:52:15 AM »

He wields that self-importance like a deadly weapon.
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« Reply #349 on: August 14, 2009, 11:00:02 AM »

It makes me proud to attend his alma mater. *sniff*
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It's never easy to tell just where the line is between physical malady and the general crushing horror of life itself.

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« Reply #350 on: August 14, 2009, 02:32:21 PM »

Fine guess I'll ask Patrick Stewart instead

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« Reply #351 on: August 26, 2009, 10:57:52 AM »

Romosome: I find it disappointing that 4e has chosen to represent the millions of tiny crab monsters infesting Brentai's cock as just combat fodder rather than fleshing out their diverse and compelling culture and social habits

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« Reply #352 on: August 26, 2009, 01:26:39 PM »

it is a large shift from the complex murloc culture of MURGLAGHALAGHALURGHA
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« Reply #353 on: August 27, 2009, 08:26:24 PM »

<Lee-Ham> so Friday did you want to ask me something?
<Lee-Ham> or were you just invoking my name to give me power
<@Friday> Lee-Ham
<@Friday> I wanted you to fly me
<@Friday> I was flirting
<@Friday> in an internet chat room
<Lee-Ham> damn
<@Friday> observe
<@Friday> ROMO
<@Friday> FUCK ME NOW
<@Friday> ZARA
<@Friday> FUCK ROMO NOW
<@Friday> BRENTAI
<@Friday> JOIN THE CHANNEL
* Lee-Ham climbs inside Friday's cockpit
<@Romosome> what
* @Romosome fucks Zara
<@Romosome> oops
* Lee-Ham grabs the throttle
* Lee-Ham does a barrel roll
<@Friday> oh god
<@Friday> not a
<@Friday> barrel roll
* @Friday deflects all incoming lasers
* Lee-Ham can't find the G-diffuser
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« Reply #354 on: August 29, 2009, 01:55:03 AM »

(2:39:08 AM) Feel the Cosmos: welcome to RAP CITY
(2:39:16 AM) Feel the Cosmos: where RAPS roam the streets
(2:39:22 AM) Feel the Cosmos: and beats lurk in gutters
(2:39:31 AM) Feel the Cosmos: MCs wander the land
(2:39:40 AM) Feel the Cosmos: DJs live in yurts
(2:39:49 AM) Feel the Cosmos: ...
(2:50:40 AM) Feel the Cosmos has signed off.
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« Reply #355 on: August 29, 2009, 04:09:07 PM »

<@Romosome> no I like this guy's suggestion better
<@Romosome> "
<@Romosome> save taxpayers money and just shoot them on the side of the road."
<@Romosome> it's budget efficient
<Lee-Ham> who is going to pay for the bullets smart guy
<@Romosome> their FAMILY
<Lee-Ham> and also you'd need construction of corpse ditches along the side of every highway
<JDigital> sponsorship deals
<@Romosome> sponsorship
<@Romosome> THIS EXECUTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY MTN DEW
<Lee-Ham> DEW OR DIE
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« Reply #356 on: August 30, 2009, 04:48:46 AM »

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She’d just learned about the anatomical differences between boys and girls, and said in a thoughtful voice “I think I know why boys have those…things. They’re for balance.” When questioned about this she said “Well, if you kick them there they fall down.”
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« Reply #357 on: August 30, 2009, 03:42:29 PM »

<+lady_duke> im more allergic to a lot of fruits
<+lady_duke> and onions
<+lady_duke> and milk
<[bot]> LD are you an alien to this planet?
<+lady_duke> haha, nah
<[bot]> uhu how's mars
<MarsDragon> I'm good
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« Reply #358 on: September 01, 2009, 01:15:26 PM »

From... someplace or other complaining about another fool decison by a random company.

Quote from: SomeGuy
They will lose ~12000 customers for all future games.

Our emails will blot out their inboxes?
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Then we shall fight in the spam.
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« Reply #359 on: September 09, 2009, 01:01:32 AM »

I HAVE ENCAPSULATED ELOH

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS QUOTE WAS ENTIRELY WITHOUT CONTEXT I AM NOT LEAVING ANY OUT

<e-low> you guys ever notice how krumm from aaah real monsters looks like a nutsack
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