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Re: Quotes
« Reply #380 on: October 17, 2009, 04:56:28 PM »

[17:49]   <Cait>   http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/212954411/el-nino-ground-beef-sauteed-onions-sour-cream - This is scary.
[17:52]   <Cait>   ...Alright I'm done with this.
[17:53]   <Cait>   Chicks With Dicks Sandwich: A hot dog, topped with cheese, mustard, ketchup and chicken nuggets.
[17:53]   <Romosome>   Very few of that is foodporn anymore
[17:53]   <Romosome>   most of it is some kind of kitchen arms race
[17:53]   <Romosome>   to see who can be more obscene
[17:53]   <Cait>   Sure it is. It's just German foodporn.
[17:54]   <Cait>   "Velveeta Fudge Squares" - Case in goddamn point.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #381 on: October 17, 2009, 10:13:03 PM »

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Blowjob is just another word for "Thank you"
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« Reply #382 on: October 20, 2009, 07:34:18 PM »

[11:30] soracross: Frocto, you ever think about starting your own forums? The worst forums ever is a sinking ship, you know? Soon it'll be dead just like Pyoko :( You should start your own forums. You should be the one whose forums everyone goes too, not Sharkey. You're funnier than he ever was. Just a thought. What do you think?
[11:31] Frocto: I think you're insane
[11:33] soracross: Yeah, forum management and webhosting would be a bit of a pain in the ass, huh? Well... Ever think about joining the Turquoise Grotto?
[11:33] Frocto: No thanks!
[11:33] soracross: LoL

after that, it said "Soracross is typing a new message..." a few times, then went blank.

Seriously, though, Worst Froctos Ever. Keep an eye out, Froctopi. ;)
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #383 on: October 20, 2009, 09:39:38 PM »

more like

FROCTOPOLIS
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« Reply #384 on: October 20, 2009, 09:39:55 PM »

http://www.nikumatic.com/froctopolis/ is available just saying
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« Reply #385 on: October 22, 2009, 07:15:18 PM »

<Frocto> wow is stupid
<melonhead> your hat is stupid
<Frocto> at least my hat doesn't have 12 million subscribers
<MetalSlime> No
<MetalSlime> But your mom does
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« Reply #386 on: October 23, 2009, 03:50:48 AM »

He deserved a standing ovation for that one
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« Reply #387 on: October 24, 2009, 08:39:04 AM »

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Language of love:

“You know, Gordon, I should not like you. You are Scottish … and you are an economist. But somehow, Gordon, I love you. But not in a sexual way.”

- French President Nicolas Sarkozy is quoted as telling British Prime Minister Gordon Brown during the height of the economic crisis that he has a warm regard for him.
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« Reply #388 on: October 24, 2009, 12:02:51 PM »

Quote from: C.S. Lewis
Critics who treat "adult" as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adults themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.... When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
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« Reply #389 on: October 24, 2009, 12:20:21 PM »

Pfft. That line of thinking is puerile.
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« Reply #390 on: November 03, 2009, 06:51:36 AM »

I was reading an article in the Report on Business this morning about Berkshire-Hathaway purchasing the Burlington & Northern railroad. Some cheeky newspaperman decided to run this image with the article, which resulted in the following amusing comment:

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I liked that photo of Thomas the Tank Engine. I guess that shares of the Island of Sodor's Railroad (TSX:ISRR - +9.2%) will skyrocket now that this corporation is next on the line for Warren Buffett. There are rumors of secret talks between Berkshire and the CEO of ISRR, Sir Topham Hatt.

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« Reply #391 on: November 10, 2009, 11:40:37 AM »

[03:36] Frocto: do you actually play the touhou games
[03:36] Frocto: how are they
[03:36] laserbeing: I like them but I suck a lot
[03:36] Frocto: I downloaded one once and couldn't get it work. Cool story, huh
[03:37] Frocto: and CENSORED said if I ever lped one, she'd kill me
[03:37] Frocto: also CENSORED turned out to be a guy lol
[03:37] laserbeing: ha
[03:37] Frocto: I hate the ones who keep it a secret for YEARS
[03:37] laserbeing: frocto
[03:37] laserbeing: I haven't been totally honest with you
[03:38] Frocto: omg
[03:38] Frocto: are you
[03:38] Frocto: a cocker spaniel
[03:38] laserbeing: yes
[03:38] Frocto: shit
[03:38] Frocto: I was hoping you'd be a huge breasted amazon
[03:38] Frocto: well that's okay
[03:38] Frocto: c'mon let's go walkies
[03:39] laserbeing: :P
[03:39] laserbeing: :D
[03:39] laserbeing: :P
[03:39] laserbeing: :D
[03:39] laserbeing: :P
[03:39] Frocto: hahaha
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« Reply #392 on: November 10, 2009, 05:01:24 PM »

Quote from: /tg/
Imagine if you will, that the Earth is a Petri dish. That petri dish is under a microscope, which is on a table at a swingers party. All the people at said party are outer gods and old ones mulling about, getting smashed and fucking. Amidst all these activities the petri dish doesn't have long before someone uses it as a sex toy or knocks the table over while stumbling around.

Quite possibly the most astute description of the Lovecraft Mythos I've ever read.
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« Reply #393 on: November 19, 2009, 04:15:22 AM »

BongoBill: There's just one thing about New Super Mario Bros. Wii that bugs me.
BongoBill: It's the characters. I mean, what if the Beatles were John, Paul, Yellow Ringo, and Blue Ringo?
BongoBill: What if the Gospels were Matthew, Mark, Yellow Luke, and Blue Luke? What if DNA were made of adenine, cytosine, yellow thymine, and blue thymine?
BongoBill: (or, in the case of RNA, yellow uracil and blue uracil)
BongoBill: What if the characters of Left 4 Dead were Francis, Bill, Yellow Louis, and Blue Louis (Blouis, if you will)? What if the characters of Borderlands were Roland, Brick, Yellow Mordecai, and Blue Mordecai?
BongoBill: What if the points of a compass were north, south, yellow east, and blue east? What if the seasons were spring, summer, yellow autumn, and blue autumn? What if the classical elements were earth, wind, yellow fire, and blue fire?
Roger: Propane?
BongoBill: What if the Fellowship had Frodo, Sam, Yellow Pippin, and Blue Pippin?

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« Reply #394 on: November 20, 2009, 06:27:30 AM »

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Quote
I'm pretty sure "ad infinitum" is not German
The German equivalent is one of those really long German words that just goes on forever.
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« Reply #395 on: November 23, 2009, 08:32:20 PM »

<@Romosome> Coca Cola wants me to give them a picture of my face
<@Romosome> so it can profile it
<@Romosome> and find faces that look like mine
<@Romosome> and then kill me and replace me I guess
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« Reply #396 on: November 23, 2009, 09:10:50 PM »

<MarsDragon> I plan to sleep for the entire morning of Black Friday
<MarsDragon> And then I'll play video games
<@Friday> Mars
<@Friday> me too
<MarsDragon> I'm the best consumer ever
<@Friday> lets start a club
<Perfect_Bear> I
<Perfect_Bear> will join this club
<@Friday> ok
<@Romosome> um
<@Friday> I'm making a website now
<MarsDragon> We need a secret treehouse
<@Romosome> i'll join too
<@Romosome> if it's ok
<@Friday> www.whitefriday.com
<MarsDragon> No Romos allowed
<@Zaratustra> and my axe
<@Romosome> ...Friday
<@Friday> Sorry, No -- yeah, what Mars said
<@Romosome> is that you
<@Romosome> in the picture
<@Friday> yes
<@Romosome> what are you doing
<@Friday> :D
<@Friday> I am peeking out between two bags
<@Romosome> god that face
<@Friday> and grinning like an idiot
<Perfect_Bear> Over your orange drink
<Brentai> You are ALWAYS peeking out between two bags.
<@Romosome> you should make that your boards avatar
<Soup> Friday likes ORRAAAAHNGGEE
<@Romosome> WHY IS ORANGE JUICE YELLOW
* Soup is now known as Constantine
<@Romosome> IS IT
<@Romosome> A LIBERAL PLOT??!?
<@Friday> CONSTANTINE
<Perfect_Bear> URINE
<Yeoz> orange juice is orange o.o
<Constantine> FRIDAY
<Brentai> Well now it's Yellow Juice.
<melonhead> no it isn't
<Constantine> URINE TROUBLE NOW
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« Reply #397 on: November 24, 2009, 07:31:41 PM »

[11:29] spikesjerico: i shouldnt like phoenix wright
[11:29] spikesjerico: but i do
[11:29] spikesjerico:  just wish there was more vore in it
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« Reply #398 on: November 24, 2009, 07:37:12 PM »

DIGESTION!

...I regret nothing.
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« Reply #399 on: November 24, 2009, 08:24:19 PM »

I can't help but be enamored by the idea of the inevitable startup of the Cornered theme after that.

EDIT: Saving you all your next step.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew1Nr5rHQn0
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