<+Kazz> say, within 1 point.
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momorin@00-000-00-000.cable.ubr27.sgyl.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #dickjokes
<Doomykins> ;_; where are boards
<Brentai> In my pants.
<+Shana> Ophelia Ophelia?
<JDigital> Shana: it's, like, lyrai or someone
<+Shana> .
<+Shana> I'm Lyrai you dumb fuck
<+Kazz> MAYBE
<+Kazz> IF YOU DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR NAME EVERY FUCKING DAY
<+Kazz> WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO GUESS
<+Shana> SHUT UP, FATAZZ
<+Kazz> well
<JDigital> yeah this gives the illusion we have more women
<+Kazz> don't call people dumb fucks for not recognizing you
<The_Capn> Kazz: who else makes wildly inappropriate horatios
<+Kazz> when you take every precaution to prevent recognition
<Ophelia> hay ^^
<The_Capn> I mean, depending on your resolution, the last one hasn't even left the screen yet
<SimonTheDigger> this so called "energy gum" is kind of bleh
<+Shana> Ophelia
<+Shana> Are you new here
<+Kazz> it could also be a zambie
<Ophelia> What kind of question is that? ^^
<+Kazz> well
<+Kazz> y'see
<+Kazz> i just got off the phone with your grandmother
<+Shana> Yes
<+Shana> Have you been on the phone with your grandmother recently Ophelia
<Ophelia> Yes
<Ophelia> She said good girls forgive and forget
* You were kicked from #dickjokes by Squizzle (Stop changing your nick.)
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* Topic is 'Hey artists:
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4169.0 | Friday, stop messing around with my nick. | I am leaving the !fatal trigger on overnight. Knock yourselves out.'
* Set by Vance!zerolinar@adsl-00-00-00-000.dsl.irvnca.sbcglobal.net on Tue Nov 24 01:37:31
<Shana> :(
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Shana
<Upthorn> !lyrai
<+Shana> DWARVES WITH GUNS.
<The_Capn>
http://www.crowdedstreet.net/alex/several_bad_puns_later.jpg<Upthorn> err right I meant
* Upthorn inserts a quarter into lyrai
<+Shana> Bajumbo moi noi noi jecker Dabatto bunkergait jun jun Nora juerue-rotto pura-pura petto Puraret dum dum Papuranoi noi noi jecker Dabatto bumperget tum tum Ora poerketino bookeran tan-tan-so Bokeretyo kyenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la Terra hooki-ra pishi-to diki-ra poody-to Seni-kidi koseibo Kokorenkyo yenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la Terra hooki-ra shishi-sho tusura hajiki yo!
<+Shana> So why are you in the uk Ophelia
<Ophelia> You sure ask a lot of questions ^^
<+Kazz> the grandmother thing, though, it's a great in-joke now
<+Kazz> so
<+Kazz> i forgive you
<Zararara> good news
<+Shana> You're sure dodgy about answering them!
<Zararara> I'm not leaving next month
<Zararara> I'm leaving today
<@Squizzle> wat
<+Kazz> lyrai stop being a cunt
<+Kazz> zara what
<Zararara> they're paying me to stay at home now
<Ophelia> Look I'm sorry but I don't have to answer right now. My life has got quite complicated and I thought maybe I could find some solace online. Hell knows I've not been finding it in fiction.
<@Squizzle> Lyrai, if this turns out not to be Ophrealia, we get a nice laugh out of it and move on. If it is, well, that's pretty nice.
<Ophelia> I'll be back later, see if anyone cares then.
<JDigital> Ophelia: which finalfight regular under a comedy new nick are you again
<JDigital> zara: did they fire you from your job that you hate
<Ophelia> Screw you, pisswad. You're just jealous because you didn't get to see my tits.
<JDigital> tits or gtfo
<JDigital> also why are you in england
<+Kazz> things are less complicated in england, not more.
<+Kazz> they don't even have cold beer there.
<+Kazz> THEY'RE SAVAGES.
<Ophelia> MAYBE I wanted to go somewhere cultured.
<+Kazz> i went to england.
<+Shana> so how's nimduin
<Ophelia> I should've known there would be hostility; I'm going to leave now. I MAY come back.
<+Kazz> it was awful. everybody sounds smart, like in the movies, but they're actually as dumb as anyone else.
<+Kazz> it was really confusing.
* Zararara waves to Ophelia
<+Kazz> NO STAY
<Zararara> hit ophelia
<+Kazz> STAY OPHY
<Zararara> how's up
<+Kazz> STAY
<Zararara> er
<Zararara> hey
<+Kazz> I LOVE YOU
<Zararara> not hit
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<+Kazz> fucking cunt
<+Kazz> i hope she chokes on cocks
<+Kazz> you too lyrai, choke on cocks
<+Kazz> actually everybody here can choke on cocks
<+Kazz> fucking drama queens
<+Shana> see kazz
<Zararara> kazz
<Zararara> it's not your fault kazz
<+Shana> when she left ff and tried to set up camp elsehwere in the internet
<+Shana> she chose a community I was in
<+Kazz> "I'm gonna go someplace where I faked my own death and then I'm gonna talk about myself. HEY WHY ISN'T ANYONE HAPPY TO SEE ME"
<JDigital> !ophelia
<+Shana> and tried to do the same "make this guy fall for me and break up his relationship but then just be a bitch and reveal i've been stringing him along"
<+Kazz> hey zara i'm sorry to hear that. or i'm happy. whatever you are, i'm that
<+Shana> Except the guy and girl she tried to fuck with ere close friends of mine
<+Shana> so i like to pretend i'm allowed a little extra hostility towards her for that
