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Re: Quotes
« Reply #460 on: January 12, 2010, 04:13:18 PM »

[19:08] <@Zaratustra> also, last I checked, obama talks with a very distinctive lilt. You'd never hear the voice on the radio and think "that's a white dude talking"
[19:08] <@Zaratustra> just because he doesn't go full Cosby
[19:09] <@Zaratustra> ZIP ZAP ZOOBITY DO BOP
[19:09] <+Kazz> he holds it in as best he can
[19:09] <@Zaratustra> I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE DOO WAH AND THE ZOOP ZOOP
[19:09] <@Zaratustra> if there was a movie where bill cosby was president I'd buy twelve tickets
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #461 on: February 01, 2010, 08:59:27 AM »

[14:48] zaratustra00: did you know
[14:48] zaratustra00: you're more closely related to a sea cucumber
[14:48] zaratustra00: than to the mosquito sucking your blood
[14:48] zaratustra00: your house is full of little aliens
[14:48] MadMaxJR: I don't eject my stomach at prey
[14:48] zaratustra00: insects are the only other phylum that managed to leave the sea man
[14:49] zaratustra00: or
[14:49] zaratustra00: arthropods
[14:49] zaratustra00: or whatever
[14:49] zaratustra00: everything else is weird sea creatures that use their organs as weaponry
[14:49] MadMaxJR: Hey Zara. Lets be the first creatures to return to the sea.
[14:50] zaratustra00: the sea gets my skin all wrinkly
[14:50] zaratustra00: also
[14:50] zaratustra00: the whales were on it first
[14:50] zaratustra00: after the fight with the insects
[14:50] zaratustra00: the whales still have vestigial legs. Why is that? BECAUSE THEY MIGHT COME BACK
[14:51] zaratustra00: they still have the option
[14:51] zaratustra00: beached whales are a warning dude
[14:51] zaratustra00: they're saying, "I could do this any time I wanted to"
[14:52] MadMaxJR: "Durhurhur, you landfags."
[14:52] MadMaxJR: Whales start posting to 4chan
[14:52] MadMaxJR: Giant posts of BWEAAEEOOOOOOOOOOO
[14:52] zaratustra00: "HEY BITCH THAT WATER YOU DRINKING?"
[14:52] zaratustra00: "YEAH I SHAT ON IT"
[14:53] zaratustra00: BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
[14:53] zaratustra00: and dolphins all sniggering and trading high fives
[14:53] MadMaxJR: We go down there and find out they have their own internet and computers down on the very bottom.
[14:53] zaratustra00: all based on sea cucumbers
[14:53] MadMaxJR: "Oh my god they haven't even switched to IPv6 you guys."
[14:53] zaratustra00: using their intestines as usb drives
[14:54] MadMaxJR: Hold on I have to post this on oceanbook
[14:54] zaratustra00: current mood: driftin'
[14:54] MadMaxJR: (90 friend pictures, all look like the same damn dolphin)
[14:54] zaratustra00: are you dolphin racist madmax
[14:55] MadMaxJR: Look man, dolphins jacked my car, I'm just saying, the stereotype fits
[14:55] zaratustra00: my grandmother was a dolphin you know
[14:55] zaratustra00: she had a very hard life
[14:55] MadMaxJR: Man I have a court date on thursday with this guy do not start this
[14:55] MadMaxJR: His lawyer is gonna be all 'sonar echo disproves' and shit
[14:56] MadMaxJR: Hoping for a bear on the jury.
[14:56] zaratustra00: hopefully it's not a kangaroo court
[14:56] MadMaxJR: Cause they are all for eatin fish guys
[14:56] zaratustra00: see there you are with the racism again
[14:56] zaratustra00: this is what I am talking about
[14:57] zaratustra00: you call dolphins "fish guys" you know they are not from fishia
[14:58] MadMaxJR: Atlantic, Pacific, I don't care where they're from, they're jerks man. Pullin up next to you on the street, leaning out and doing that thing with his blow hole to taunt you.
[14:58] MadMaxJR: They're assholes.
[14:58] MadMaxJR: I hope they all get caught in one big tuna trawler.
[14:58] zaratustra00: whateva you're just angry cause that porpoise didn't give you her number
[14:59] MadMaxJR: you know what they say... once you go gray you...... get aquatic parasite infections

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #462 on: February 01, 2010, 01:29:19 PM »

 :done:
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #463 on: February 01, 2010, 02:41:00 PM »

[21:31] Roger: http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9792/whatisthisidonteven.jpg  Google's street level confuses and frigthens me
[21:31] Yeoz: i'm going to say armadillo
[21:31] Brentai: You just did!
[21:31] Brentai: Are you going to again?
[21:31] Yeoz: that's shedded it's outer skin
[21:31] Yeoz: (do armadillos shed? i don't know)
[21:32] Yeoz: either that or some other type of roadkill
[21:32] Brentai: Aha, he was!
[21:32] Yeoz: i said armadillos not armadillo again
[21:32] Yeoz: does that actually count
[21:33] Brentai: It does now that you said "armadillo".
[21:33] Yeoz: drat.

for what it's worth, i recently drove on that very street
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« Reply #464 on: February 03, 2010, 07:30:10 PM »

* @Friday sexy eyes from across the bar at the slobbering, gibbering drunk
<+Kazz> GIRHGUIRAHUAHCPDHAPB

<+Kazz> today i found
<+Kazz> a barbecue chicken pizza
<+Kazz> at walmrat
<+Kazz> a frozen one
<+Kazz> it was ok
<@Friday> walmrat
<+Kazz> it had red onions!
<+Kazz> WALMRAT
<+Kazz> DIRE WALMRAT
<+Kazz> 1d20
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #465 on: February 10, 2010, 12:34:28 PM »

PROLOGUE: I changed my MSN name to FEBO

Zara says (7:27 PM):
  idea for d&d monster
FEBO says (7:27 PM):
  FEBO
Zara says (7:27 PM):
  timewraiths - ghosts of people that were removed from existence by time travel
  what's a febo
FEBO says (7:29 PM):
  a Dutch fast food place that has a wall of like vending machines
Zara says (7:29 PM):
  that wouldn't be a very good monster
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« Reply #466 on: February 11, 2010, 06:24:34 AM »

* Rukia was kicked by Squizzle (Every time you get a new, dumb nick, I personally strangle a puppy.)
<Yeoz> Squizzle :(
<@Squizzle> I hope that was Lyrai.
<@Squizzle> OtherwiseIf not, egg on my face!
<Gilgamesh> lay eggs in your face? okay!!!
* Gilgamesh has a face hugger hug face squzzles face your face!!
<@Squizzle> yaaaagh
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« Reply #467 on: February 11, 2010, 10:17:18 AM »

* Rukia was kicked by Squizzle (Every time you get a new, dumb nick, I personally strangle a puppy.)
<Yeoz> Squizzle :(
<@Squizzle> I hope that was Lyrai.
<@Squizzle> OtherwiseIf not, egg on my face!
<Gilgamesh> lay eggs in your face? okay!!!
* Gilgamesh has a face hugger hug face squzzles face your face!!
<@Squizzle> yaaaagh

Looks like Squizzle got...

:goggles:

EGGsactly what he wanted.

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<@Squizzle> yaaaagh

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« Reply #468 on: February 11, 2010, 11:55:22 AM »

* Rukia was kicked by Squizzle (Every time you get a new, dumb nick, I personally strangle a puppy.)
<Yeoz> Squizzle :(
<@Squizzle> I hope that was Lyrai.
<@Squizzle> OtherwiseIf not, egg on my face!
<Gilgamesh> lay eggs in your face? okay!!!
* Gilgamesh has a face hugger hug face squzzles face your face!!

Looks like Squizzle got...

:deal:

EGGsactly what he wanted.

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<@Squizzle> yaaaagh

No need to thank me.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #469 on: February 12, 2010, 12:55:31 AM »

[03:54] <+Kazz> I HATE BEING ASKED QUESTIONS
[03:54] <+Kazz> I REFUSE TO EVER BE ASKED A QUESTION
[03:54] <+drethelin> kazz how will you do that
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« Reply #470 on: February 14, 2010, 10:17:31 PM »

<@YoungFriday> Kayin, every time we talk about fetishes, I imagine you in that top hat, standing over some hapless tied up naked girl with a whip
<@YoungFriday> and you're like IF YOU CAN BEAT TYSON I'LL LET YOU GO
<@YoungFriday> and she's like I'D RATHER JUST GET MY NIPPLES TWEAKED SOME MORE
<Kayin> "As you wish :3"
<Stush> Friday and kayin, sitting in a tree, S I T T I N G
<Kayin> And while I Was doing it, I would be the only thing harder than IWBTG.
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« Reply #471 on: February 15, 2010, 05:23:50 AM »

<Froctor> !add7 You're a dick, God of Fire!
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: two full days of love / You're a dick, God of Fire! / I came on ur mom
<Froctor> :(
<Stush> Poor Frocto
<Froctor> he fucked my mom ;_;
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« Reply #472 on: February 15, 2010, 06:20:39 AM »

that's 6 syllables though
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« Reply #473 on: February 15, 2010, 06:30:03 AM »

<Kayin> And while I Was doing it, I would be the only thing harder than IWBTG.
best response to everything ever
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« Reply #474 on: February 15, 2010, 07:49:24 AM »

<@YoungFriday> Man
<@YoungFriday> one thing though.
<@YoungFriday> never ever break up with someone in ANY WAY other than face to face
<@YoungFriday> if you do it over the phone or internets or whatever YOU LOSE
<Stush> Friday, what about smoke signals?
<@YoungFriday> those are acceptable if you are an indian
<Stush> Okay
<Rygaron> I think that only counts if you've officially "starting dating"
<Rygaron> Just like, no second date can be telecommuted.
<@Squizzle> No way. The best way to break up with someone is by dictating a letter to your new partner, asking said new partner to embellish it as s/he pleases, and then mail it off.
<Stush> What if you're in your artificial navi body?
<Stush> Is breaking up in your avatar alright?
<@YoungFriday> Stush no
<Stush> Okay.
<Stush> But the air is poisonous!
* @YoungFriday breaks up with Stush over some MMO
<@YoungFriday> I'm sorry, Stush, we can't be /together.
<@OfficeCait> /divorce
<Stush> First you steal my loot, and then you break my heart.
<Stush> Can i still use your town portals, Friday?
<@YoungFriday> hahahahaha
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« Reply #475 on: February 15, 2010, 10:04:00 AM »

<@Squizzle> No way. The best way to break up with someone is by dictating a letter to your new partner, asking said new partner to embellish it as s/he pleases, and then mail it off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Y0x1jLkLg
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« Reply #476 on: February 15, 2010, 03:01:31 PM »

<@Squizzle> No way. The best way to break up with someone is by dictating a letter to your new partner, asking said new partner to embellish it as s/he pleases, and then mail it off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Y0x1jLkLg

Classiest way to do it
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« Reply #477 on: February 15, 2010, 03:09:34 PM »

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« Reply #478 on: February 15, 2010, 03:12:44 PM »

/faɪər/

one syllabro
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« Reply #479 on: February 15, 2010, 03:56:12 PM »

Young Friday? Has she not found the Master Sword yet?
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