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[Detonator]

Yeesh, are we just posting 13 year old urban legends now?

[Envy]

Well guess I dont spend enough time on the net looking to prove things I find neat or interesting false.

[Zaratustra]

Well guess I dont spend enough time on the net looking to prove things I find neat or interesting false.

and that is why you loooooose

[Royal☭]

And that is why I get annoyed whenever people try and inform me that "We only use about 10% of our brains, anyway", or that guys "Totally think about sex every 7 seconds"

[Fortinbras]

you have a very good avatar for saying that, Constantine.

[Thad]

Well guess I dont spend enough time on the net looking to prove things I find neat or interesting false.

Yeah, why should you bother checking Snopes when you can just forward an E-Mail on to every single person in your address book?

You, sir, are everything that is wrong with the Internet.




Moving on.

Overheard at a Diamondbacks game:

Boy: I say I'm in J-R high school.  So it's junior high school.  But it SOUNDS like I'm in high school.
Other boy: Ha, yeah, we're like midgets in high school.
Girl: Do you know that's offensive?  Midget?
Boy: To who -- HOMOS?

[Brentai]

In a way that is the best retort possible.

[Zaratustra]

If high school is a step up for you, yes it is.

[Lottel]

Bat-Call-list:
Nightwing - unavailable - (Too busy engaging in orgy... of crime-fighting)
Flashes - unavailable - (Too busy GOING FAST)
Green Arrow - Blocked - (I don't feel like listening to his endless rants over and over again)
Superman - unavailable - (Too busy with his wife, dog, and family. Might as well be called Superdad)
Question - Unavailable - (Too busy being a LESBIAN)
Batwoman - Unavailable - (See Above)
Booster Gold - Unavailable - (Michael has too great of a responsiblity anyway)
Blue Beetle - Unavailable - (Feel sorry for the kid. Another one of his Titan friends died.)
Robin - Unavailable - (DAMN IT ROBIN, YOU DO NOT HAVE GAY SEX AFTER THE FUNERAL OF ONE OF YOUR FORMER TEAMMATES!)
Aquaman - Unavailable - (Too busy going on some multiuniversal journey)
Solid Snake - Available - (No. That would require me to be written by Miller. Not worth the cost.)

[Lottel]

[16:07] <Doomykins> You know who hasn't been here in awhile? R^2.
[16:07] * R^2 (R^away@74-60-214-31.gar.clearwire-wmx.net) has joined #finalfight
[16:07] <Doomykins> D: D: D: D:
[16:08] <Lottel> D:
[16:08] <Lottel> HE'S A WITCH
[16:08] <R^2> Hullo.

[Healy]

I am not really getting how making a Starblazers music video to a Who song in 1982 is a DIY statement of punk rock rebellion against the peace and love 60s. I've seen that music video, and at no point is there a big title card reading, "THIS IS A STATEMENT OF REBELLION AGAINST THE PEACE AND LOVE OF THE 1960S". The statement I got was "I listen to a lot of classic rock and have a lot of time on my hands and some video equipment."

[Ted Belmont]

<@JDigital> My headphones broke, but I really wanted to play tf2
<@JDigital> so I held them on my head with a pair of underpants

[François]

VALVE, ARE YOU LISTENING? NEW HAT! BEST HAT!

[Lottel]

From Twitter:

 BPGlobalPR
 This seems like an awful lot of fuss over something that's not a celebrity sex scandal. #getoverit
about 7 hours ago via web

[Brentai]

<Niku> man when are they going to confirm that rumor that Dr. Wily is in MVC3
<Niku> i need this to happen
<Brentai> Niku's got needs.
<Brentai> Wily needs.
<Friday> Brentai's got needs.
<Nerdlinger> I need Firebrand in Mvc3
<Friday> Sigma needs.
<Nerdlinger> Neeeeeeeed it
<Smiler> Brentai's got nards
<Niku> RIP AND TEAR

[Thad]

Safari was passed by Chrome MONTHS ago... it will be for computer
it will better than other

So when I start saying "IT WILL BETTER THAN OTHER" at every possible opportunity, you will know why.

[Friday]

<@Friday> Roger
<@Friday> You're getting dominated by Bart in a dress
<@Friday> 0-6
<@Friday> Go vote for yourself or something
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> fap

[Ted Belmont]

'Cats are a lot like girls. If they come talk to you, it's great, but if you go talk to them, it doesn't always go so well.'

[Büge]

ugh guys i just had the worst idea

what if andrew hussie died before finishing homestruck

what if he got killed in a carcrash on the cusp of an update

I know it's unlikely but just the possibility of homestuck STOPPING and never finding out what happens makes me physically sick to my stomach

Now you know what it's like to be a Douglas Adams fan.

[Friday]

<Moebius> The vuvuzela was originally designed as a bee countermeasure, convincing the bees that they were already swarming an area
<Stush> Oh man. :D
<Envy|MH3> !bees
<+Haruhi> ___()()
<+Haruhi> <`(_____)--
<+Ridley> stush moe saying something with a straight face and sounding knowledgable doesn't always mean it's true
<+Ridley> citation needed
<Stush> I wasn't going Oh man about that.
<Stush> I was just thinking of the aliens in district 9 going nuts and killing everyone because they're sick of the vuvuzelas
<+Ridley> hahahahaha
<+Ridley> I hated that movie
<Stush> You dislike everything that's good
<Stush> Because you're an angry banana
<MetalSlime> You just been Stushed
<+Ridley> This is not true at all here are at least two reasons why it is not true 1 district 9 is not good 2 i am not a banana
<+Ridley> end rebuttal
<MetalSlime> I think your argument needs to have...
* MetalSlime shades
<MetalSlime> more appeal
<+Haruhi> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH