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« Reply #520 on: May 30, 2010, 06:11:41 PM »

Yeesh, are we just posting 13 year old urban legends now?
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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« Reply #521 on: May 30, 2010, 06:25:22 PM »

Well guess I dont spend enough time on the net looking to prove things I find neat or interesting false.
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« Reply #522 on: May 30, 2010, 06:45:00 PM »

Well guess I dont spend enough time on the net looking to prove things I find neat or interesting false.

and that is why you loooooose :dance:

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« Reply #523 on: May 30, 2010, 08:19:43 PM »

And that is why I get annoyed whenever people try and inform me that "We only use about 10% of our brains, anyway", or that guys "Totally think about sex every 7 seconds"

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« Reply #524 on: May 30, 2010, 10:20:56 PM »

you have a very good avatar for saying that, Constantine.
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« Reply #525 on: June 04, 2010, 10:50:07 PM »

Well guess I dont spend enough time on the net looking to prove things I find neat or interesting false.

Yeah, why should you bother checking Snopes when you can just forward an E-Mail on to every single person in your address book?

You, sir, are everything that is wrong with the Internet.




Moving on.

Overheard at a Diamondbacks game:

Boy: I say I'm in J-R high school.  So it's junior high school.  But it SOUNDS like I'm in high school.
Other boy: Ha, yeah, we're like midgets in high school.
Girl: Do you know that's offensive?  Midget?
Boy: To who -- HOMOS?
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« Reply #526 on: June 04, 2010, 10:52:51 PM »

In a way that is the best retort possible.
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« Reply #527 on: June 05, 2010, 06:48:24 AM »

If high school is a step up for you, yes it is.

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« Reply #528 on: June 06, 2010, 09:26:15 AM »

Quote
Bat-Call-list:
Nightwing - unavailable - (Too busy engaging in orgy... of crime-fighting)
Flashes - unavailable - (Too busy GOING FAST)
Green Arrow - Blocked - (I don't feel like listening to his endless rants over and over again)
Superman - unavailable - (Too busy with his wife, dog, and family. Might as well be called Superdad)
Question - Unavailable - (Too busy being a LESBIAN)
Batwoman - Unavailable - (See Above)
Booster Gold - Unavailable - (Michael has too great of a responsiblity anyway)
Blue Beetle - Unavailable - (Feel sorry for the kid. Another one of his Titan friends died.)
Robin - Unavailable - (DAMN IT ROBIN, YOU DO NOT HAVE GAY SEX AFTER THE FUNERAL OF ONE OF YOUR FORMER TEAMMATES!)
Aquaman - Unavailable - (Too busy going on some multiuniversal journey)
Solid Snake - Available - (No. That would require me to be written by Miller. Not worth the cost.)
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« Reply #529 on: June 07, 2010, 01:11:21 PM »

[16:07] <Doomykins> You know who hasn't been here in awhile? R^2.
[16:07] * R^2 (R^away@74-60-214-31.gar.clearwire-wmx.net) has joined #finalfight
[16:07] <Doomykins> D: D: D: D:
[16:08] <Lottel> D:
[16:08] <Lottel> HE'S A WITCH
[16:08] <R^2> Hullo.
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« Reply #530 on: June 08, 2010, 07:17:36 PM »

Quote
I am not really getting how making a Starblazers music video to a Who song in 1982 is a DIY statement of punk rock rebellion against the peace and love 60s. I've seen that music video, and at no point is there a big title card reading, "THIS IS A STATEMENT OF REBELLION AGAINST THE PEACE AND LOVE OF THE 1960S". The statement I got was "I listen to a lot of classic rock and have a lot of time on my hands and some video equipment."
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« Reply #531 on: June 09, 2010, 04:01:48 PM »

<@JDigital> My headphones broke, but I really wanted to play tf2
<@JDigital> so I held them on my head with a pair of underpants
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« Reply #532 on: June 09, 2010, 04:35:23 PM »

VALVE, ARE YOU LISTENING? NEW HAT! BEST HAT!
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« Reply #533 on: June 11, 2010, 12:55:41 AM »

From Twitter:

 BPGlobalPR
 This seems like an awful lot of fuss over something that's not a celebrity sex scandal. #getoverit
about 7 hours ago via web
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« Reply #534 on: June 14, 2010, 05:46:45 PM »

<Niku> man when are they going to confirm that rumor that Dr. Wily is in MVC3
<Niku> i need this to happen
<Brentai> Niku's got needs.
<Brentai> Wily needs.
<Friday> Brentai's got needs.
<Nerdlinger> I need Firebrand in Mvc3
<Friday> Sigma needs.
<Nerdlinger> Neeeeeeeed it
<Smiler> Brentai's got nards
<Niku> RIP AND TEAR
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« Reply #535 on: June 14, 2010, 09:09:47 PM »

Quote from: guy in Cnet comments section
Safari was passed by Chrome MONTHS ago... it will be for computer
it will better than other

So when I start saying "IT WILL BETTER THAN OTHER" at every possible opportunity, you will know why.
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« Reply #536 on: June 15, 2010, 08:46:00 PM »

<@Friday> Roger
<@Friday> You're getting dominated by Bart in a dress
<@Friday> 0-6
<@Friday> Go vote for yourself or something
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> fap
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« Reply #537 on: June 16, 2010, 05:31:23 AM »

Quote from: Shigeru Miyamoto
'Cats are a lot like girls. If they come talk to you, it's great, but if you go talk to them, it doesn't always go so well.'
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« Reply #538 on: June 21, 2010, 12:44:41 PM »

Quote from: /co/
ugh guys i just had the worst idea

what if andrew hussie died before finishing homestruck

what if he got killed in a carcrash on the cusp of an update

I know it's unlikely but just the possibility of homestuck STOPPING and never finding out what happens makes me physically sick to my stomach

Quote from: /co/
Now you know what it's like to be a Douglas Adams fan.
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« Reply #539 on: June 22, 2010, 03:09:23 AM »

<Moebius> The vuvuzela was originally designed as a bee countermeasure, convincing the bees that they were already swarming an area
<Stush> Oh man. :D
<Envy|MH3> !bees
<+Haruhi> ___()()
<+Haruhi> <`(_____)--
<+Ridley> stush moe saying something with a straight face and sounding knowledgable doesn't always mean it's true
<+Ridley> citation needed
<Stush> I wasn't going Oh man about that.
<Stush> I was just thinking of the aliens in district 9 going nuts and killing everyone because they're sick of the vuvuzelas
<+Ridley> hahahahaha
<+Ridley> I hated that movie
<Stush> You dislike everything that's good
<Stush> Because you're an angry banana
<MetalSlime> You just been Stushed
<+Ridley> This is not true at all here are at least two reasons why it is not true 1 district 9 is not good 2 i am not a banana
<+Ridley> end rebuttal
<MetalSlime> I think your argument needs to have...
* MetalSlime shades
<MetalSlime> more appeal
<+Haruhi> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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