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[Kazz]

[13:59] <A_race_of_savage_mantis-men> I find it amazing how butt your butts are, Stush.
[13:59] <Stush> I'll butt you, fatwagon

[Friday]

<JDigital> All settlers were offered an acre of land wherever they wanted, so Drain took a long thin strip on both sides of a major river
<@Squizzle> Two strips, you mean.

[R^2]

I'm not sure I follow. Why would he need two strips?

[Zaratustra]

There's a river.

[Lottel]

"One of these days, I'll get a cape. Then I'll be one of those guys who has a cape."

[Büge]

Princess  Ada says:
 Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still
carcinoGeneticist says:
   
Princess  Ada says:
 It's a riddle.
carcinoGeneticist says:
 I figured it was.
Princess  Ada says:
 Any guesses?
carcinoGeneticist says:
 uhh
 the japanese flag
Princess  Ada says:
 Nope!
 The answer is....
 Teeth.
carcinoGeneticist says:
 oh
 now I understand
Princess  Ada says:
 How about another?
 I drive men mad
For love of me,
Easily beaten,
Never free.
carcinoGeneticist says:
 shore
 video games
   
Princess  Ada says:
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 I love that answer!
 The answer is actually "Gold" but I'll give it to you!

[Friday]

<@Silversong> !haiku for Espers
<Upthorn> Haiku Novicework: this is not your room / food, not for you, but for who? / We are not amused.
<Espernauts> man
* Espernauts is now known as Esperath
<Esperath> !haiku for silversong
<Upthorn> Haiku Novicework: please eat a penis / communications breakdown / you motherfucker
<Esperath> ...
<Esperath> gosh
<Esperath> the dangers of haiku

[Brentai]

It's only kind of self-quoting!

[19:00:50] <Brentai> Brentai vs. Apathy, Round 2
[19:00:57] *** Silversong is now known as Apathy
[19:01:11] * @Apathy drapes herself about Brentai's shoulders
[19:01:13] <Brentai> Well this is just sort of uncomfortable.
[19:01:28] <@Apathy> Come now brenty, you don't really want to do anything useful tonight, do you?
[19:01:44] <Brentai> I dunno, are you something useful?
[19:01:49] <@Apathy> ...
[19:01:51] *** Apathy is now known as Silversong
[19:01:56] <@Silversong> I never learn, do I.
[19:02:04] <Upthorn> Brentai 1 Apathy 0

[Royal☭]

Who won round 1?

[Brentai]

Eh, who cares?

[R^2]

I guess that answers that.

[Friday]

OK, but only if I get to be player Brentai.

[Lady Duke]

[03:04] * @Friday has sex with a walrus.
[03:04] <Brentai> am... am i a walrus
[03:05] <@Friday> you are the walrus.
[03:06] <Lottel> koo koo kachoo

[Mongrel]

WWII Makes for a pretty crappy movie

[Büge]

You see, I have friends in the adult entertainment industry. I see none of you are surprised. Anyway, shortly after the first X-Men film came out, one of my friends in the adult entertainment industry was talking to me about stuff and asking me (since I was a "comic book guy") about X-Men and the like.

So I mention Claremont and she pauses... "Wait, this Chris Claremont guy is the guy who wrote X-Men?"

"Yes."

So then she tells me a story. You see, Claremont hangs around the outskirts of the BDSM scene. Anyone who has read enough of his work probably shouldn't be surprised by this. Anyway, it appears that he once hired a Dominatrix friend of my friend to: a) Dress like Storm and then b) fist him savagely. Apparently, he's had several people do this. My friend never understood the connection and just assumed it was a geek thing. I've had this story indepedently confirmed by one big name comics creator and one comics journalist.

Since that evening, whenever I've been tempted to go on a rant about how Claremont can't write, ect.. I just think of Claremont grunting away at his computer, writing his latest magnum opus, probably involving hot mind control action, fetishwear and lesbian tenticle sex; while a young woman dressed as Storm and making a thousand bucks an hour rams her rubber-gloved hand directly up his ass repeatedly.

Somehow, this usually makes everything better.

http://moonandserpent.livejournal.com/166978.html?thread=568642

[Frocto]

Eka: Nobody is too cool for rape.

[Beat Bandit]

<Rygaron> I need to see if I can turn my dryer to the lowest settings and make it into a kitty torture chamber.
<Rygaron> For when my cat makes me hold the door open for ten fucking minutes while it decides if it wants to go out / in.
<Stush> Haha
<Zeus> Just make your kitten play M&B
<Zeus> And start out in the Khergit Khaninante
<Zeus> "These fucking horsement!" "I know, Kitty, I know. But you deserve it."
<Zeus> Horsemen, even
<Zeus> Chalk it off to cats not being able to type well

[Büge]

tegan says:
  Oh.
  I think everyone from TGWTG is annoying, to be honest.
Princess  Ada says:
  In different degrees yes.
tegan says:
  Even the Nostalgia Critic himself isn't a critic in any sense of the word.
  His reviews are entirely too "safe".
  Same problems as any other retro reviewer.
  Nobody really watches their reviews for their antics. Nobody actually registers what they're saying. They watch the reviews because "hey this is a thing I already know is bad and having somebody reassure me that it is bad entertains me".
  I mean, he review The Room, for fuck's sake.
  That's not even nostalgic.
  It's a shitty movie that is ONLY watched BECAUSE it is a shitty movie.
Princess  Ada says:
  Huh. Now that I think about it, yeah, that is a pretty moronic thing to do. I mean, I already knew that reviewing the Room was stupid, precisely for that reason.
  But caving to fan demand is pretty weak-willed of him.
tegan says:
  If your audience is watching because they want to see somebody get angry at shitty movies, why not stick exclusively to movies that are so old that everyone and their dog already knows that they're shitty? It also means that you don't have to do the job of an actual critic and make informed decisions that influence ticket or video sales; because the movies you're reviewing aren't on the market.
  I expect his house is covered in trophy fish that he shot on his many hunting expeditions to exotic barrels.

[patito]

[00:33] <Lottel> But my dick does nothing but smile
[00:33] <Ridley> that's even more terrifying
[00:33] <Ridley> make your dick show its rape face.
[00:34] <R2> 8===:D

[A²]

 <+Aoko> (12:44:54 AM) Brentai: Oh damn it you have multiple AIM nicks too.
<+Aoko> (12:45:07 AM) WAHA!: I think at last count there was 200
<+Aoko> (12:45:10 AM) WAHA!: but I lost the pw for most
<+Aoko> (12:45:20 AM) Brentai: You are terrible.
<+Aoko> (12:45:27 AM) Offering to send HK.rar to Brentai
<+Aoko> (12:45:28 AM) Brentai: A terrible human person.
<+Aoko> (12:45:30 AM) WAHA!: why
<+Aoko> (12:45:45 AM) Brentai: AIMing you is like an Easter Egg hunt.
<+Aoko> (12:45:48 AM) Brentai: Through a pile of moe.
<+Aoko> (12:46:03 AM) WAHA!: so moe~
<+Aoko> I laughed. :(
<Brentai> Hey I didn't get any message about that file.
<Brentai> TRILLIAAAAAAN
<@Romosome> every so often Lyrai will change nicks to a character I find sexually attractive and when I first see it I'll be like WHOA HEY before realizing it's her and stopping myself out of self-preservation
<JD> moe moe
<Brentai> Okay that did it.
<@Romosome> Saturn yeah
<+Ridley> I miss the days when everyone I knew just quietly had an FTP server on their system and used those for file transfers
* Brentai is now known as Rukia-chan
<Rukia-chan> You are now confused and aroused.
* @Romosome squints
<Rukia-chan> YOU FOOL.
* Rukia-chan kicks Romosome in the face.
<@Romosome> it's just like charlie brown/my childhood!
* Aoko is now known as Arcueid
<@Romosome> if you guys turn this into a contest it's going to get fucking weird really fast
<Rukia-chan> I uh, I don't know what Romosome's other tastes are.
<Rukia-chan> I'll just go with my own I guess.
* Rukia-chan is now known as Angelica_Pickles
<Angelica_Pickles> I MEAN WAIT NO
* Angelica_Pickles is now known as Mary-Kate_Olsen
<Mary-Kate_Olsen> FUCK
* Mary-Kate_Olsen is now known as Mrs_Crabapple
<Mrs_Crabapple> TURN IT OOOOOOOFFF
* Mrs_Crabapple is now known as Chu-Chu
* Chu-Chu is now known as JessieFromToyStory