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Re: Quotes
« Reply #580 on: September 05, 2010, 05:38:13 PM »

[9:14] <guild> i'm going to make cookies
[9:15] <aintaer> death cookies
[9:15] <guild> oatmeal actually
[9:15] <+Ridley> yum
[9:21] <Parak> oatmeal DEVASTATION cookies
[9:32] <guild> with RASINS


idk why that made me crack up but it did

esp the way guild misspells raisins
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« Reply #581 on: September 06, 2010, 09:05:17 PM »

<Low-G-Ham> the Rearmed 2 art kind of just makes me want to play a game about a bad-ass rogue park ranger
<Stush> Hahah
<Low-G-Ham> "Littering? Not on MY watch!" (missile launcher)
<Stush> Like a GTA style game, but set in a huge national park.
<Low-G-Ham> Yeah
<Low-G-Ham> you can ride bears and so forth
<Frocto> well hey there you young fellas you best not be causing trouble or I'ma have to git REARMED on you asses
<Stush> And you have to go around and stop people from littering, save animals, take on hunters.
<Stush> But there'd be no guns.
<Low-G-Ham> prevent forest fires
<Stush> You'd just be this super burly dude.
<Frocto> mmm, burl
<Stush> With a huge mustache.
<Nerd> Yogi makes off with the picnic basket.  1 star
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« Reply #582 on: September 09, 2010, 08:49:20 AM »

rogerpyoko: Hi Frocto
rogerpyoko: how is life
Frocto: pretty ok
Frocto: got my homework article written up
Frocto: it's about mice
rogerpyoko: Mice are cuties
Frocto: this is about their euthenasia
rogerpyoko: That's not cute :o
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"And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability."

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« Reply #583 on: September 11, 2010, 09:11:46 PM »

Frocto: anyway lunch time :)
Frocto: then I'm gonna make fun of indy games
DetonatorNova: are you gonna make fun of them based on youtube videos instead of playing them
Frocto:  shit there's an idea
DetonatorNova: take it one step further
DetonatorNova: full opinionated reviews
Frocto: then I'd be as cool as geothermal
DetonatorNova: let's not get crazy here

GarlicBug: There was this great comment on one of the goofy Moonbase Alpha voice chat videos
GarlicBug: It was something like 'if you filmed an ant colony and translated what they were saying I bet it would sound just like this
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« Reply #584 on: September 14, 2010, 07:00:20 PM »

<Stush> You know the most annoying thing about dying?
<Stush> I won't be able to think up a witty thing to put on my tombstone.
<Frocto> the killing stops
<Frocto> just put *hugs* on it
<Frocto> I think I'll just get an open hand, asking for high-fives
<Stush> Oooh
<Stush> Have an arm sticking out the side of your tombstone!
<Stush> In a high five position.
<Frocto> people would break it off and do weird things with it
<Stush> Put explosives inside of it.
<Stush> If the circuit is cut it goes off.
<Stush> Oh wait, no
<Stush> Put the explosives under your body!
<Stush> So if they break off the arm, your body flies out of the grave and crushes them.
<Frocto> I'm not sure it's worth detonating my mortal remains just to stop people stealing my post-mortum high-fiving arm
<Stush> Frocto, seriously, it is.
<Stush> I wanna donate my mortal remains to science.
<Stush> They can like shoot it out of a cannon or something.
<Stush> By science I mean mythbusters.
<Frocto> :)
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« Reply #585 on: September 16, 2010, 10:13:38 AM »

Frocto well, you know how it is with asians
ggg flat flabby bootys
ggg slightly cold
ggg and bush that wraps around to the mid-spine
ggg and the tail
Frocto I think that's dogs
ggg oh yeah
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« Reply #586 on: September 18, 2010, 07:49:23 PM »

<+Kazz> AM I GAYER THAN I AM FAT, OR FATTER THAN I AM GAY?!?  *CRISIS*
<@Friday> That question is actually impossible to answer.
<@Friday> Your fat is so vast that it would seem to dwarf any imaginary amount of gay, but then, you are so dick-suckingly homosexual.
<@Friday> Like.
<@Friday> Admit it.
<@Friday> You have twenty dicks.
<@Friday> In your mouth. Right now.
<Jox> He's worse than frocto!
<+Kazz> nineteen
<+Kazz> one of the guys had to go to sunday school
<R^2> <Kazz> GENTLEMEN.
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« Reply #587 on: September 23, 2010, 12:02:32 AM »

<@Friday> what is this chronoboost shit
<+Kayin> Friday: temporarily doubles build speeds.
<+Esperath> it's the protoss macro booster thing
<+Kayin> It charges up at the nexus
<+Skulrai> Friday: Every 50 energy, you can pretend to release a third game, but instead you C&D the other player to stop that shit
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« Reply #588 on: September 26, 2010, 11:32:24 PM »

Frocto: http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/73/krystalispissedatchubyt.png this is funny
endrildarkwood: I am not your fantasy girl I am just
endrildarkwood: so humongously fat
endrildarkwood: that I can't even roll around
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« Reply #589 on: September 27, 2010, 03:29:01 AM »

[INFO] [CONSOLE] zedpower you should record a christmas classics CD for the boards and send it to everyone.
[INFO] [CONSOLE] Zedpower Sings The Classics
[INFO] <ZedPower> dude don't say that, you kind of want to make me do it
[INFO] <AdventureJones> Get zara on board too
[INFO] <AdventureJones> Instant platnum
[INFO] [CONSOLE] I'm glad i'm not the only one that can't spell
[INFO] <ZedPower> "Foreign nerds sing Christmas!" Oh yeah, I can see it flying off store shelves.
[INFO] [CONSOLE] but yes, zara would be awesome also!
[INFO] <ZedPower> no doubt, heh
[INFO] <AdventureJones> I'd buy it at least
[INFO] [CONSOLE] I'd buy two copies!
[INFO] <AdventureJones> Wait no! I'd buy fifteen copies and give them as christmas presants to everyone I know.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #590 on: September 29, 2010, 03:29:14 PM »

"You look like somebody kicked your dog!" "For certain values of 'kicked', yes..."
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« Reply #591 on: October 02, 2010, 07:27:30 AM »

<Inkstud> Have you seen Wheat Thins' latest advertising campaign? Basically, they're a series of TV spots revolving around the idea that the Wheat Thins company watches Twitter for people writing about Wheat Thins on their account, and then drives a truck to their house to give them a lifetime supply of the things.
<Inkstud> For example, there's an ad where some guy posts "Picking my air guitar with a Wheat Thin," on Twitter and the Wheat Thins crew surprises him at his house with a forklift full of Wheat Thins.
<Inkstud> I decided that tomorrow I'm going to post, throughout the day, a series of status updates on Facebook that are sort of in a similar vein. Today, instead of working I've been coming up with statuses for tomorrow. Here are a few:
<Inkstud> 1) Wheat Thins'™ single flaw: they're not Wheat Thicks
<Inkstud> 2) findin ti diffivult too simulgotneusly type annd shoveel w heat thijns™ into my m mouuth with bth hands
<Inkstud> 3) Imagine a city where the streets were paved with Wheat Thins™ and a watery Wheat Thin™ slurry cascaded from every sparkling fountain. Just imagine it
<Inkstud> 4) The five second rule always applies for dropped food. Unless it's a delicious Wheat Thin™ , in which case the five-decade rule should be substituted instead
<Inkstud> 5) Fiat money is worthless! Hyperinflation is on the way! Buy gold now! Wake up, America! Stock up on non-perishable food and bottled water! The U.S. Dollar is just paper with no inherent value! Now on the other hand, imagine with me an economy that instead utilized a currency of Wheat Thins™
<Inkstud> come up with Twitter updates about Wheat Thins that I can post tomorrow.
<Slearch> 2 is fantastic
<rider> I once was in a competition with my roomate to see who would be first to eat their weight in cheez-its. Along those lines:
<rider> 1) If you tried to eat your weight in wheat thins, how many extra pounds would you have to eat because of the weight you gained in the process?
<Inkstud> Unsuspecting Fan Gets Truckload of Wheat Thins
<Inkstud> c'mon boys who's next
<barks> The only thing that saves me from suicide when contemplating the horrible desperation that is life is knowing that I will be able to eat Wheat Thins™ tomorrow
<artificial> GIVE ME A FUCKING FORKLIFT FULL OF WHEAT THINGS GOD DAMN THAT WOULD BE SWEET
<rider> Contemplating how many boxes of wheat thins it takes to wallpaper my bedroom.
<rider> Wheat thins, greatest snack ever, or greatest snack that ever will be?
<rider> If I were on a desert isle, and had only one wish, it would be for all the wheat thins I could eat... Water can suck it!
<rider> Wheat thins, they're Thintacular!
<rider> Meet twins with Wheat Thins!
<rider> Wheat thins, sorta rhymes with Ethan. Ethan wins wheat thins (and twins?)
<slearch> do not use rider's
<rider> Fair enough. I guess I'll stop.
<Inkstud> I like his first one
<barks> The best thing about Wheat Thins™ is that my uncle has celiac disease. YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE ANY, CAN YOU.
<Xyre> I am using Wheat Thins to make it rain on them hos.
<Inkstud> Hmm, my girlfriend's been asking a lot of questions about what I'm doing when I'm not with her lately. (whispers to box of Wheat Thins™) I think she suspects
<JBH> If Hitler had Wheat Thins™ the Holocaust would have never happened.
<barks> Wheat Thins™ meet my religious requirements for square-shaped food. Bananologists, Sushists, Samosans, know that the day of judgment is at hand.

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<KCW> the oppressive nature of media in society is telling wheat everywhere to be wheat thin rather than wheat normal, wheat healthy, or wheat curvy
<Jester> I do not shave my beard. Its a filter system to catch mah wheat thins crumbs. DO NOT WASTE WHAT IS GOOD.
<QED2> barks' were phenomenal
<YeNguyen> I majored in Wheat Thins™! Note: am unemployed.
<YeNguyen> Before my father passed away, I fed him his first Wheat Thin™. He said "I can die now." He was allergic to wheat oh god
<Mobiusman> Wheat thins? I'd love some!
<Inkstud> Stacking 2 Wheat Thins™ one on top of the other and then putting a Wheat Thin™ inbetween to make a Wheat Thin™ sandwich
<KingR> Tried to gargle Wheat Thins™. Now paralyzed from neck down. Send help
<Inkstud> That's great! I think I might change it slightly to
<Inkstud> Just tried to gargle Wheat Thins™. Now paralyzed from neck down, please send help (typing this with my tongue)
<KingR> Good change
<rider> Wheat thins, discover the toasted whole grain crunch used to drown sorrows in calories everywhere!
<Mongrel> ANNOUNCEMENT STOP WHEAT THINS TRADE MARK STOP GOOD TIMES STOP
<d> Wheat Thins™: They make you thirsty!
<BHA> I like Wheat Thins, yes I do I like Wheat Thins, how 'bout you?
<KingR> Just discovered Wheat Thins make great throwing stars. Also looking to adopt a new cat.
<Baz> Wheat Thins™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™
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<DeathSquiggle> Fantastic idea: Wheat Thicks. Thank me later.
<d> The Onion already did that
<DeathSquiggle> onion flavored wheat thicks.
<Xyre> Wheat Thins: melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
<Rapey> wheat thins™: so thin that you may be able to eat one after a double helping of the entire menu without exploding. maybe.
<YeNguyen> Wheat Thins™: Not Hitler.
<DeathSquiggle> Wheat Thins: The Master Snack. Wheat Power!
<d> LOL!
<Mongrel> Okay, now that one is funny.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #592 on: October 02, 2010, 06:26:41 PM »

[19:22] * Silversong has joined #finalfight
[19:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Silversong
[19:22] <Mr_Saturn|upstairs> as it is you need 50% charge to have the pee affect work
[19:22] <Mr_Saturn|upstairs> the change is to make headshots give pee affect regardless of charge
[19:22] <Silversong> uh
[19:23] <Mr_Saturn|upstairs> oh god that probably made no sense to you silver
[19:23] <Mr_Saturn|upstairs> tf2 talk
[19:23] <Silversong> suuuure
[19:23] <Silversong> stop peeing on people, Sat. God.
[19:24] <Silversong> I realize Ann Arbor is pretty liberal, but everything has a limit.
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« Reply #593 on: October 02, 2010, 06:36:16 PM »

[22:33] <Stush> God
[22:33] <Stush> This stuff tastes like medicine
[22:33] <Silversong> maybe it is curing you, Stush
[22:34] <Stush> Curing me of any desire to drink it
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« Reply #594 on: October 03, 2010, 11:50:13 AM »

<Brentai>   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hovertank_3D  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacomb_3D
<Brentai>   Prototypes of Wolf3D. Interesting.
<SimonTheDigger>   hahahahaha
<SimonTheDigger>   the guy in Hovertank 3D has the best name
<SimonTheDigger>   BRICK SLEDGE
<Brentai>   !manlyname
<Argilla>   SHIT CHESTDRINK
<Brentai>   OH dear.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #595 on: October 03, 2010, 12:24:05 PM »

The good guy in Nemesis is named Blake Morrow.  He's named after a real guy who won an auction.  And who also just happened to have a perfect comic book name.
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« Reply #596 on: October 03, 2010, 07:04:13 PM »

Well, it doesn't alliterate, but it does roll off the tongue.
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« Reply #597 on: October 03, 2010, 10:04:06 PM »

Right, it's more of a Silver Age DC name than a Stan Lee name.  Rip Hunter.  Will Magnus.  Niles Caulder.  Blake Morrow.
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« Reply #598 on: October 03, 2010, 10:13:15 PM »

<Brentai>   !manlyname
<Skulrai>   BOLT FASTRIP
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« Reply #599 on: October 04, 2010, 07:14:23 PM »

<Esperath> actually
* Esperath shades
<Esperath> !vader
<Haruhi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Haruhi> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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