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[R^2]

I could do with a little less adventure in my li--

Oh.

Oh god.

I've become my least-favorite Discworld protagonist.

[Mongrel]

At least that means you're a Wizzard.

[Envy]

[03:47] <Envy> Why is there a kangaroo with a sombrero on it's head
[03:47] <Stush> With pre-made spice packets
[03:48] <Envy> I just looked up taco bill
[03:48] *** Ridley (kayumi@bas5-barrie18-2925277781.dsl.bell.ca) joined
[03:48] *** ChanServ sets channel #finalfight mode +v Ridley
[03:48] <Stush> That's what we do, Envy
[03:48] <Stush> We put hats on kangaroos
[03:48] <Envy> So australlian santa
[03:48] <Envy> Is a kangaroo
[03:48] <Stush> Holy shit
[03:48] <Envy> with a santa hat on and coat?
[03:48] <+Esperath> an australian stack of hats
[03:48] <Stush> That kangaroo breathes fire
[03:48] <Envy> OH shit your santa breathes fire?
[03:49] <Envy> Thats a horrible christmas! D:
[03:49] <Stush> I.. I think so.

[Brentai]

(cutting out some of the irrelevant stuff)

<Brentai>   !surge brentai
<Cappuccino>   SURGE: 6217 All grass within 100 yards turns to steel
<Brentai>   Huh.
<Esperath>   well
<Esperath>   you just fell into a pit of steel spikes
<Brentai>   !surge grass
<Cappuccino>   SURGE: 1874 Brentai's eyes pop out and roll away
<Esperath>   :3
<BongoBill>   THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY
<Brentai>   !surge eye sockets
<Cappuccino>   SURGE: 1847 Brentai's elbows invert; bend in opposite direction
<Brentai>   Okay I
<BongoBill>   OKAY I TAKE IT BACK
<Brentai>   Everything's fine here.
<Brentai>   I'm fine.
<Brentai>   Okay?
<Brentai>   Everything's good.
<Brentai>   I'll just
<BongoBill>   HANG ON BRENTAI MAYBE THIS WILL HELP
<Brentai>   Uh
<Esperath>   brentai's a fallout NV character
<BongoBill>   !SURGE BRENTAI
<Koah>   I got this.
<Koah>   !surge Brentai
<Cappuccino>   SURGE: 2549 Koah's weight fluctuates by ?50% every turn
<BongoBill>   OH I GUESS IT DOESN'T WORK WITH BOLD TAGS OR SOMETHING
<Brentai>   Okay okay I'll fight my own battles thanks guys.
<Brentai>   !surge brentai
<Cappuccino>   SURGE: 0650 Brentai disgorges 1d1000 pints of water
<Brentai>   I'm ;asdhl;gkjhdklgjh;fasdlgl;dh fine
<Brentai>   Everything's g;rrfghlsdfkn;ldfskgh;dflkhg fine
<SimonTheDigger>   ...
<Brentai>   !surge brentai d;slhg;asdlh;fdlhgsdf;lg
<Cappuccino>   SURGE: 1457 Brentai turns invisible and is rendered mute
<BongoBill>   !SURGE BRENTAI
<Cappuccino>   SURGE: 3549 target always feels like he is being watched

[Thad]

[Smiler]

<@Squizzle> Meikai, I'm going to wand you, hard, like you've never been wanded.
<@Silversong> :D
<@Squizzle> !wand Meikai, in the butt
* Aoko waves the "Fossil Hammer of Doom" and points it at Meikai, -  136 Frisbee flies out.

[Lottel]

T: I'd rather be doing anything than this stupid paper
M: What about a cactus? Would you rather do a cactus?
T: there'd be more of a point.

I've never been more proud of my little brother than now.

[Esperath]

[09:56]   <Esperath>   !wand R^2
[09:56]   <Aoko>   * Esperath waves the "EbonyWood 2HSword of Doom" and points it at R^2 - 452 Opens a temporary portal to the CE plane of the abyss. This portal is forty miles wide by ten miles tall and will last for ten hours.
[09:56]   <Esperath>   is every single goddamn wand entry about CE abyss portals
[09:57]   <MetalSlime>   !wand Esperath
[09:57]   <Aoko>   * MetalSlime waves the "MapleWood Gloves of Doom" and points it at Esperath - 440 Opens a temporary portal to the CE plane of the abyss. This portal is two hundred feet wide by one hundred feet tall and will last for ten combat rounds.
[09:57]   <MetalSlime>   :3

[Beat Bandit]

You're just bragging because your portal was so much manlier.

[François]

But if it lasts longer than 4 hours, there's probably some sort of problem.

[Mongrel]

This is the best typo:

set also includes some card board tolkiens

[Aintaer]

I would buy two sets.

[Friday]

<+Esperath> http://i.imgur.com/hQVVr.jpg
<+Esperath> that's one way to use copperplate gothic
<@Romosome> lost it at the first line
<@Romosome> you're right the font makes it even better
<+Esperath> EPIC POOP WARNING
<@Friday> I love angry notes.
<@Friday> They are the world's greatest gift to comedy.
<@Friday> STOP JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWERS
<@Romosome> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
<+Esperath> yeah, but seriously
<+Esperath> poop in a book?
<@Romosome> enough to fill several books
<+Esperath> re-shelved?
<+Esperath> fkgjh
<@Romosome> it's the date that gets me
<@Romosome> ON 06/02/10 THERE WAS POOP
<@Romosome> FOUND MASHED BETWEEN BOOKS IN
<+Esperath> THE YEAR IS 2010
<@Romosome> THE CHILDRENS SECTION.
<@Romosome> BUT THE FUTURE
<@Romosome> REFUSED TO CHANGE

[Smiler]

<@Squizzle> Froctopus, listen to me.
<@Squizzle> Dee mermaid world, it's a mess.
<@Squizzle> Life in Australia is bettah den anyting dey got down dere.
<zaratustra> UNDER THE TROPIC
<zaratustra> UNDER THE TROPIC
<zaratustra> life's much better
<zaratustra> in the serengeti
<zaratustra> I can't rhyme

[Mongrel]

"I have no patience for a man with so little imagination that he thinks a word can only be spelled one way." -Andrew Jackson

*ahem*

[Friday]

<Roger> Silversong your next cosplay is
<Roger> http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/9883/14738126.jpg
<@Friday> SPACE CAPTAIN
<@Silversong> Do you have any idea how hard it is to point your bust and your butt at someone at the same time?
<R^2> No Silversong, but I'd like to see pictures of you trying it.
<@Friday> I doubt many men have tried.
<@Silversong> and why are there zippers down the backs of her hotpants?
<yeoz> warning: do not let hatsune miku pilot your space ship. she is not a real space captain

[Aintaer]

Came across this while looking in my logs.

<melonhead> I won't let Andross have his way with me
<myew> I won't let andross have his way out of you.

oh myew how I miss you.

[Esperath]

[18:49]   * Silversong   hugs everybody and squeezes the stuffing out of them! :D
[18:49]   <R^2>   barfff
[18:49]   * Esperath   surges the stuffing into Silversong
[18:49]   <Esperath>   !surge Silversong
[18:49]   <Aoko>   SURGE: 8391 All birds within 1 mile quadruple in weight
[18:49]   <Esperath>   HA
[18:49]   * Squizzle   devours a giganturkey.
[18:49]   <R^2>   It's a Thanksgiving feast!

[Mongrel]

Appropriate:

In the midst of all my bitching, you might have noticed that I never complain about politicians. I leave that to others. And there's no shortage of volunteers; everyone complains about politicians. Everyone says they suck.

But where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky; they don't pass through a membrane from a separate reality. They come from American homes, American families, American schools, American churches, and American businesses. And they're elected by American voters. This is what our system produces, folks. This is the best we can do. Let's face it, we have very little to work with. Garbage in, garbage out.

Ignorant citizens elect ignorant leaders, it's as simple as that. And term limits don't help. All you do is get a new bunch of ignorant leaders.
So maybe it's not the politicians who suck; maybe it's something else. Like the public. That would be a nice realistic campaign slogan for somebody: "The public sucks. Elect me." Put the blame where it belongs: on the people.

Because if everything is really the fault of politicians, where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans who are ready to step in and replace them? Where are these people hiding? The truth is, we don't have people like that. Everyone's at the mall, scratching his balls and buying sneakers with lights in them. And complaining about the politicians.
For myself, I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way. On Election Day, I stay home. Two reasons: first of all, voting is meaningless; this country was bought and paid for a long time ago. That empty shit they shuffle around and repackage every four years doesn't mean a thing.

Second, I don't vote, because I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. I know some people like to twist that around and say, "If you don't vote, you have no right to complain." But where's the logic in that? Think it through: If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and you screw things up, then you're responsible for what they've done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain.

I, on the other hand, who did not vote—who, in fact, did not even leave the house on Election Day—am in no way responsible for what these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created. Which I had nothing to do with. Why can't people see that?

Now, I realize last year you folks had another one of those really swell presidential elections you treasure so much. That was nice. I'm sure you had a good time, and I'm sure that everyone's life has now improved. But I'm happy to say that on Election Day I stayed home. And I did essentially what you did. The only difference is when I got finished masturbating I had something to show for it.

[Brentai]

Since most of us voted in our respective countries I can only assume you want us to shut down the Thad board.