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Re: Quotes
« Reply #400 on: November 24, 2009, 09:15:01 PM »

I love you guys.
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« Reply #401 on: November 24, 2009, 09:16:00 PM »

<+Kazz> say, within 1 point.
* Ophelia (momorin@00-000-00-000.cable.ubr27.sgyl.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #dickjokes
<Doomykins> ;_; where are boards
<Brentai> In my pants.
<+Shana> Ophelia Ophelia?
<JDigital> Shana: it's, like, lyrai or someone
<+Shana> .
<+Shana> I'm Lyrai you dumb fuck
<+Kazz> MAYBE
<+Kazz> IF YOU DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR NAME EVERY FUCKING DAY
<+Kazz> WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO GUESS
<+Shana> SHUT UP, FATAZZ
<+Kazz> well
<JDigital> yeah this gives the illusion we have more women
<+Kazz> don't call people dumb fucks for not recognizing you
<The_Capn> Kazz: who else makes wildly inappropriate horatios
<+Kazz> when you take every precaution to prevent recognition
<Ophelia> hay ^^
<The_Capn> I mean, depending on your resolution, the last one hasn't even left the screen yet
<SimonTheDigger> this so called "energy gum" is kind of bleh
<+Shana> Ophelia
<+Shana> Are you new here
<+Kazz> it could also be a zambie
<Ophelia> What kind of question is that? ^^
<+Kazz> well
<+Kazz> y'see
<+Kazz> i just got off the phone with your grandmother
<+Shana> Yes
<+Shana> Have you been on the phone with your grandmother recently Ophelia
<Ophelia> Yes
<Ophelia> She said good girls forgive and forget
* You were kicked from #dickjokes by Squizzle (Stop changing your nick.)
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* Topic is 'Hey artists: http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4169.0 | Friday, stop messing around with my nick. | I am leaving the !fatal trigger on overnight. Knock yourselves out.'
* Set by Vance!zerolinar@adsl-00-00-00-000.dsl.irvnca.sbcglobal.net on Tue Nov 24 01:37:31
<Shana> :(
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Shana
<Upthorn> !lyrai
<+Shana> DWARVES WITH GUNS.
<The_Capn> http://www.crowdedstreet.net/alex/several_bad_puns_later.jpg
<Upthorn> err right I meant
* Upthorn inserts a quarter into lyrai
<+Shana> Bajumbo moi noi noi jecker Dabatto bunkergait jun jun Nora juerue-rotto pura-pura petto Puraret dum dum Papuranoi noi noi jecker Dabatto bumperget tum tum Ora poerketino bookeran tan-tan-so Bokeretyo kyenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la Terra hooki-ra pishi-to diki-ra poody-to Seni-kidi koseibo Kokorenkyo yenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la Terra hooki-ra shishi-sho tusura hajiki yo!
<+Shana> So why are you in the uk Ophelia
<Ophelia> You sure ask a lot of questions ^^
<+Kazz> the grandmother thing, though, it's a great in-joke now
<+Kazz> so
<+Kazz> i forgive you
<Zararara> good news
<+Shana> You're sure dodgy about answering them!
<Zararara> I'm not leaving next month
<Zararara> I'm leaving today
<@Squizzle> wat
<+Kazz> lyrai stop being a cunt
<+Kazz> zara what
<Zararara> they're paying me to stay at home now
<Ophelia> Look I'm sorry but I don't have to answer right now. My life has got quite complicated and I thought maybe I could find some solace online. Hell knows I've not been finding it in fiction.
<@Squizzle> Lyrai, if this turns out not to be Ophrealia, we get a nice laugh out of it and move on. If it is, well, that's pretty nice.
<Ophelia> I'll be back later, see if anyone cares then.
<JDigital> Ophelia: which finalfight regular under a comedy new nick are you again
<JDigital> zara: did they fire you from your job that you hate
<Ophelia> Screw you, pisswad. You're just jealous because you didn't get to see my tits.
<JDigital> tits or gtfo
<JDigital> also why are you in england
<+Kazz> things are less complicated in england, not more.
<+Kazz> they don't even have cold beer there.
<+Kazz> THEY'RE SAVAGES.
<Ophelia> MAYBE I wanted to go somewhere cultured.
<+Kazz> i went to england.
<+Shana> so how's nimduin
<Ophelia> I should've known there would be hostility; I'm going to leave now. I MAY come back.
<+Kazz> it was awful.  everybody sounds smart, like in the movies, but they're actually as dumb as anyone else.
<+Kazz> it was really confusing.
* Zararara waves to Ophelia
<+Kazz> NO STAY
<Zararara> hit ophelia
<+Kazz> STAY OPHY
<Zararara> how's up
<+Kazz> STAY
<Zararara> er
<Zararara> hey
<+Kazz> I LOVE YOU
<Zararara> not hit
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<+Kazz> fucking cunt
<+Kazz> i hope she chokes on cocks
<+Kazz> you too lyrai, choke on cocks
<+Kazz> actually everybody here can choke on cocks
<+Kazz> fucking drama queens
<+Shana> see kazz
<Zararara> kazz
<Zararara> it's not your fault kazz
<+Shana> when she left ff and tried to set up camp elsehwere in the internet
<+Shana> she chose a community I was in
<+Kazz> "I'm gonna go someplace where I faked my own death and then I'm gonna talk about myself.  HEY WHY ISN'T ANYONE HAPPY TO SEE ME"
<JDigital> !ophelia
<+Shana> and tried to do the same "make this guy fall for me and break up his relationship but then just be a bitch and reveal i've been stringing him along"
<+Kazz> hey zara i'm sorry to hear that.  or i'm happy.  whatever you are, i'm that
<+Shana> Except the guy and girl she tried to fuck with ere close friends of mine
<+Shana> so i like to pretend i'm allowed a little extra hostility towards her for that
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #402 on: November 24, 2009, 09:20:08 PM »

I had to leave like 4 lines into that.  Guess I missed out?
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« Reply #403 on: November 25, 2009, 12:04:45 AM »

judging from that log?

nope.
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« Reply #404 on: November 25, 2009, 04:26:31 AM »

Ophelia? That takes me back. I'm still waiting for Cassius to show up.

You know, so I can pelt him with soybeans.

I'm a vegan now, so it's ok.
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« Reply #405 on: November 25, 2009, 08:47:43 PM »

(9:54:35 PM) NoobFukaire: they mention lwjgl on sun's site
(10:44:41 PM) NoobFukaire: it almost sounds like they dropped jogl for lwjgl
(10:46:04 PM) CyanPrime: I think JOGL users are
(10:46:08 PM) CyanPrime: SHIT!
(10:46:14 PM) CyanPrime: ...Out of luck.
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« Reply #406 on: November 25, 2009, 08:51:43 PM »

The worst part is I actually understand what Cyan was trying to reference in that mess.
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« Reply #407 on: November 26, 2009, 08:08:55 AM »

Quote
Ah, the '90s. Gunfire here was a product of 1993's "Bloodlines" crossover, in which a whole slew of new characters were created through the plot device of an alien invasion. One of the only characters to get his own (albeit short-lived) series, Gunfire had the ability to agitate the molecules of any object, effectively turning everything into a gun.

This is the most '90s super-power ever.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #408 on: November 26, 2009, 05:15:13 PM »

Hichi: You know who Friday is don't you?
Zaratustra1: To a degree.
Hichi: Its fucking stephanie myers
Zaratustra1: wha
Zaratustra1: no.
Hichi: Yes.
Zaratustra1: what makes you say that
Hichi: stephanie myers often goes under the name Friday when writing online and love zombies and hiveminds.
Hichi: loves*
Hichi: and I mean LOVES
Zaratustra1: does she often write from california
Hichi: and look at the level of writing? Thats not just some random person.
Zaratustra1: that's how you know it's not stephanie myers
Hichi: Well as an author that big I'd guess she would write from all over.
Hichi: I'm about 95% sure
Hichi: The context she writes in is a lot like twilight
Zaratustra1: it's quite an interesting theory

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #409 on: November 26, 2009, 05:20:17 PM »

 :wat:
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« Reply #410 on: November 26, 2009, 05:30:38 PM »

Too bad Stephanie Myers writes for shit.
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« Reply #411 on: November 26, 2009, 08:17:41 PM »

o snap
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« Reply #412 on: November 26, 2009, 08:21:47 PM »

I wasn't making a joke about friday. I was actually talking about the Twilight lady.
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« Reply #413 on: November 26, 2009, 08:35:51 PM »

Too bad Stephanie Myers writes vore shit.

...what?  The girl wants to be eaten.  That is vore.
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« Reply #414 on: November 26, 2009, 08:45:47 PM »

Many girls like getting eaten. I don't think that makes them vorephiles.
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« Reply #415 on: November 26, 2009, 10:25:58 PM »

The flesh creature is correct. We have added Stephanie Myers to our collective some months ago. Our replacement of government officials and celebrities goes on unnoticed. Do not be alarmed if you see a sudden increase in Bears or Bear-oriented media. This is only natural.
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« Reply #416 on: November 26, 2009, 10:38:51 PM »

I know what you are.  You're impossibly big and strong.  Your skin is covered with a shiny coat of fur.  Your eyes have no whites, and sometimes you break out into song about necessities.  You never eat or drink anything that's not from a hunny pot.  You shit in the woods.  How old are you?

...

How long have you been GRRRRRRRRRRRR?
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« Reply #417 on: November 26, 2009, 10:59:56 PM »

I think you mean hunny pot or pickanick basket, eh Boo Boo?
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« Reply #418 on: December 06, 2009, 04:32:55 PM »

[16:21] <Brentai> Hey Niku did you actually get through Death in the end?
[16:21] <Niku> Yeah.
[16:22] <Brentai> Okay good.
[16:22] <Niku> I'm in Minewbie right now.
[16:22] <Xerox> Did you actually "get through" Death "in the end"?
[16:22] <Lee-Ham> I got to the second screen of Death!
[16:22] <Moebius> Did you actually "convince to" Death "have buttsex?"
[16:22] <Lee-Ham> Friday told me where the first exit was!
[16:23] <Lee-Ham> I am good at video games
[16:23] <Xerox> Friday told me where the "first exit" was!
[16:23] <Shana> Her vagina?
[16:23] <Xerox> I wasn't going to do it again, but that opportunity and timing was just too good.
[16:23] <Lee-Ham> she said she would let me go through her first exit as long as I let her be player 1
[16:24] <Xerox> I'm not touching that.
[16:24] <Brentai> But Lee-Ham is.
[16:24] <Lee-Ham> but then she just kept hitting pause while I was trying to make a difficult "jump"
[16:25] <Xerox> Yeah, when she's on top, she never lets you go first.
[16:25] <Lee-Ham> it's ok, I got on her square and hit her from below to make her drop her star cards
[16:26] <Brentai> I had sex with Friday in the butt.
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« Reply #419 on: December 10, 2009, 07:29:42 PM »

[22:25] <notKazz> stush
[22:26] <notKazz> i have critical business.
[22:26] <Stush> D:
[22:26] <Stush> That does more damage then normal business!
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